# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1328
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26544 "2014-06-12T02:54:55Z")
Overheard at U.S. Rep. Eric Cantor’s campaign HQ on Election Night 1. “We’ve got this in the bag. Time to start planning his run for Speaker.” 2. “Of course the voters approve of Mr. Cantor’s stance on immigration reform!” 3. “C’mon - who’s gonna vote for a candidate named ‘Brat’? It’s like a bad Simpsons joke!” 4. “Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?” 5. “Mr. Cantor’s victory is another step towards showing the nation that the Republican Party is reclaiming the center, and marginalizing the Tea Party.” 6. “Is you is or is you ain’t my constituency?” 7. “Tell Karl Rove he’s doin’ a helluva job!” 8. “That’s correct, Mr. Cantor outspent his opponent by twenty-five to one, so we’re expecting a real landslide tonight.” 9. “Let’s have our victory dinner at one of our favorite steakhouses” (Cantor’s campaign spent more on steak dinners, $168,000, then the Brat campaign spent in total ($123,000.)) 10. FUCK! 11. “That’s right, we’re havin’ steak, and they’re havin’ brats!” 12. “Yes, hello, is this Quiznos? Are you still taking applications for an assistant manager?” ---
**Author:** ![Toucanna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3bc359/32.png) [@Toucanna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Toucanna)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26545 "2014-06-12T04:36:15Z")
Overheard at U.S. Rep. Eric Cantor’s campaign HQ on Election Night 1. “We’ve got this in the bag. Time to start planning his run for Speaker.” 2. “Of course the voters approve of Mr. Cantor’s stance on immigration reform!” 3. “C’mon - who’s gonna vote for a candidate named ‘Brat’? It’s like a bad Simpsons joke!” 4. “Evacuate? In our moment of triumph?” 5. “Mr. Cantor’s victory is another step towards showing the nation that the Republican Party is reclaiming the center, and marginalizing the Tea Party.” 6. “Is you is or is you ain’t my constituency?” 7. “Tell Karl Rove he’s doin’ a helluva job!” 8. “That’s correct, Mr. Cantor outspent his opponent by twenty-five to one, so we’re expecting a real landslide tonight.” 9. “Let’s have our victory dinner at one of our favorite steakhouses” (Cantor’s campaign spent more on steak dinners, $168,000, then the Brat campaign spent in total ($123,000.)) 10. FUCK! 11. “That’s right, we’re havin’ steak, and they’re havin’ brats!” 12. “Yes, hello, is this Quiznos? Are you still taking applications for an assistant manager?” 13. Oy vey iz mir! Next category: solo albums by Yngwie Malmsteen 14. Rising Force ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26546 "2014-06-12T05:49:10Z")
Solo albums by Yngwie Malmsteen 1. Rising Force 2. Marching Out ---
**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 9:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26547 "2014-06-12T09:59:02Z")
Solo albums by Yngwie Malmsteen 1. Rising Force 2. Marching Out 3. Spellbound ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 12:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26548 "2014-06-12T12:15:04Z")
Solo albums by Yngwie Malmsteen 1. Rising Force 2. Marching Out 3. Spellbound 4. Odyssey ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26549 "2014-06-12T12:26:00Z")
Solo albums by Yngwie Malmsteen 1. Rising Force 2. Marching Out 3. Spellbound 4. Odyssey 5. Trilogy ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26550 "2014-06-12T13:10:53Z")
Solo albums by Yngwie Malmsteen 1. Rising Force 2. Marching Out 3. Spellbound 4. Odyssey 5. Trilogy 6. Inspiration ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26551 "2014-06-12T15:15:07Z")
Solo albums by Yngwie Malmsteen 1. Rising Force 2. Marching Out 3. Spellbound 4. Odyssey 5. Trilogy 6. Inspiration 7. Facing the Animal I heard that on his next one he finally gets his guitar to ejaculate!😃 ---
**Author:** ![Srsly\_Dad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Srsly\_Dad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Srsly_Dad)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26552 "2014-06-12T16:48:27Z")
Solo albums by Yngwie Malmsteen 1. Rising Force 2. Marching Out 3. Spellbound 4. Odyssey 5. Trilogy 6. Inspiration 7. Facing the Animal 8. Yngwie Malmsteen Live! ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26553 "2014-06-12T17:28:09Z")
Solo albums by Yngwie Malmsteen 1. Rising Force 2. Marching Out 3. Spellbound 4. Odyssey 5. Trilogy 6. Inspiration 7. Facing the Animal 8. Yngwie Malmsteen Live! 9. Fire & Ice ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26554 "2014-06-12T20:33:28Z")
Solo albums by Yngwie Malmsteen 1. Rising Force 2. Marching Out 3. Spellbound 4. Odyssey 5. Trilogy 6. Inspiration 7. Facing the Animal 8. Yngwie Malmsteen Live! 9. Fire & Ice 10. Unleash The Fury _I saw him on that tour, after bumping into him in the mall the day before. It was awe-inspiring in many ways._ 😃 ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26555 "2014-06-12T21:52:02Z")
Solo albums by Yngwie Malmsteen 1. Rising Force 2. Marching Out 3. Spellbound 4. Odyssey 5. Trilogy 6. Inspiration 7. Facing the Animal 8. Yngwie Malmsteen Live! 9. Fire & Ice 10. Unleash The Fury 11. Eclipse ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2014, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26556 "2014-06-12T22:27:18Z")
Solo albums by Yngwie Malmsteen 1. Rising Force 2. Marching Out 3. Spellbound 4. Odyssey 5. Trilogy 6. Inspiration 7. Facing the Animal 8. Yngwie Malmsteen Live! 9. Fire & Ice 10. Unleash The Fury 11. Eclipse 12. Magnum Opus ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26557 "2014-06-13T02:00:42Z")
Solo albums by Yngwie Malmsteen 1. Rising Force 2. Marching Out 3. Spellbound 4. Odyssey 5. Trilogy 6. Inspiration 7. Facing the Animal 8. Yngwie Malmsteen Live! 9. Fire & Ice 10. Unleash The Fury 11. Eclipse 12. Magnum Opus 13. The Seventh Sign Next: Your favorite album that nobody else has ever heard of. 1. Devin Townsend, _Ocean Machine: Biomech_ ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26558 "2014-06-13T02:08:03Z")
Next: Your favorite album that nobody else has ever heard of. 1. Devin Townsend, Ocean Machine: _Biomech_ 2. Mason Williams & The Santa Fe Recital: _Fresh Fish_ ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26559 "2014-06-13T02:13:27Z")
Your favorite album that nobody else has ever heard of. 1. Devin Townsend, Ocean Machine: Biomech 2. Mason Williams & The Santa Fe Recital: Fresh Fish 3. Rhythm Heritage: Disco-fied ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26560 "2014-06-13T02:54:34Z")
Your favorite album that nobody else has ever heard of. 1. Devin Townsend, Ocean Machine: Biomech 2. Mason Williams & The Santa Fe Recital: Fresh Fish 3. Rhythm Heritage: Disco-fied 4. The Producers: The Producers ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26561 "2014-06-13T02:55:08Z")
Your favorite album that nobody else has ever heard of. 1. Devin Townsend, Ocean Machine: Biomech 2. Mason Williams & The Santa Fe Recital: Fresh Fish 3. Rhythm Heritage: Disco-fied 4. The Producers: The Producers 5. D’Cückoo: _D’Cückoo_ ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26562 "2014-06-13T03:21:28Z")
Your favorite album that nobody else has ever heard of. 1. Devin Townsend, Ocean Machine: Biomech 2. Mason Williams & The Santa Fe Recital: Fresh Fish 3. Rhythm Heritage: Disco-fied 4. The Producers: The Producers 5. D’Cückoo: D’Cückoo 6. Manhattan Transfer: Mecca for Moderns ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2014, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/26563 "2014-06-13T03:37:38Z")
Your favorite album that nobody else has ever heard of. 1. Devin Townsend, Ocean Machine: Biomech 2. Mason Williams & The Santa Fe Recital: Fresh Fish 3. Rhythm Heritage: Disco-fied 4. The Producers: The Producers 5. D’Cückoo: D’Cückoo 6. Manhattan Transfer: Mecca for Moderns 7. Bach Organ Favorites, E. Power Biggs Wonderful selection of pieces played on the Flentrop Organ at Harvard. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1327) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1329)