# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1359

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27164 "2014-07-03T00:47:41Z")

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Songs Containing Cuss Words That Still Get a Lot of Radio Airplay

1. Steve Miller Band: “Jet Airliner” (“I don’t wanna get caught up in any of that funky bleep going down in the city.”)
2. Pink Floyd, “Money” (“Don’t give me that do-goody good bullshit”)
3. The Who, “Who Are You?” (“Who the fuck are you?”)
4. ZZ Top, “Legs” (“I want her/Shit, I got to have her/The girl’s all right/She’s got legs”)
5. Nazareth’s “Hair of the Dog” (“Now you’re messing with a son of a bitch!”)
6. Alice in Chains’ “Man in the Box” (“shove my nose in shit” and “buried in my shit”)
7. Rolling Stones, “Rocks Off” (“Plug in, flush out and fire the fuckin’ feed”)
8. Green Day “Brain Stew” (“My mouth is dry. My face is numb. Fucked up and spun out in my room.”)
9. Green Day, “Longview” (“I’m so damn bored, I’m going blind and I smell like shit.”)
10. Macklemore, “Thrift Shop” (Smells like R Kelly’s sheets…Pisssssss!" and later on, “sheeeeit!”)

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27165 "2014-07-03T00:58:29Z")

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Songs Containing Cuss Words That Still Get a Lot of Radio Airplay

1. Steve Miller Band: “Jet Airliner” (“I don’t wanna get caught up in any of that funky bleep going down in the city.”)
2. Pink Floyd, “Money” (“Don’t give me that do-goody good bullshit”)
3. The Who, “Who Are You?” (“Who the fuck are you?”)
4. ZZ Top, “Legs” (“I want her/Shit, I got to have her/The girl’s all right/She’s got legs”)
5. Nazareth’s “Hair of the Dog” (“Now you’re messing with a son of a bitch!”)
6. Alice in Chains’ “Man in the Box” (“shove my nose in shit” and “buried in my shit”)
7. Rolling Stones, “Rocks Off” (“Plug in, flush out and fire the fuckin’ feed”)
8. Green Day “Brain Stew” (“My mouth is dry. My face is numb. Fucked up and spun out in my room.”)
9. Green Day, “Longview” (“I’m so damn bored, I’m going blind and I smell like shit.”)
10. Macklemore, “Thrift Shop” (Smells like R Kelly’s sheets…Pisssssss!" and later on, “sheeeeit!”)
11. Charlie Daniels Band “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” (I told you once you Son of a Bitch)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27166 "2014-07-03T14:08:02Z")

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Songs Containing Cuss Words That Still Get a Lot of Radio Airplay

1. Steve Miller Band: “Jet Airliner” (“I don’t wanna get caught up in any of that funky bleep going down in the city.”)
2. Pink Floyd, “Money” (“Don’t give me that do-goody good bullshit”)
3. The Who, “Who Are You?” (“Who the fuck are you?”)
4. ZZ Top, “Legs” (“I want her/Shit, I got to have her/The girl’s all right/She’s got legs”)
5. Nazareth’s “Hair of the Dog” (“Now you’re messing with a son of a bitch!”)
6. Alice in Chains’ “Man in the Box” (“shove my nose in shit” and “buried in my shit”)
7. Rolling Stones, “Rocks Off” (“Plug in, flush out and fire the fuckin’ feed”)
8. Green Day “Brain Stew” (“My mouth is dry. My face is numb. Fucked up and spun out in my room.”)
9. Green Day, “Longview” (“I’m so damn bored, I’m going blind and I smell like shit.”)
10. Macklemore, “Thrift Shop” (Smells like R Kelly’s sheets…Pisssssss!" and later on, “sheeeeit!”)
11. Charlie Daniels Band “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” (I told you once you Son of a Bitch)
12. Elton John “The Bitch Is Back” (Just look at the title)

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27167 "2014-07-03T14:17:54Z")

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Songs Containing Cuss Words That Still Get a Lot of Radio Airplay

1. Steve Miller Band: “Jet Airliner” (“I don’t wanna get caught up in any of that funky bleep going down in the city.”)
2. Pink Floyd, “Money” (“Don’t give me that do-goody good bullshit”)
3. The Who, “Who Are You?” (“Who the fuck are you?”)
4. ZZ Top, “Legs” (“I want her/Shit, I got to have her/The girl’s all right/She’s got legs”)
5. Nazareth’s “Hair of the Dog” (“Now you’re messing with a son of a bitch!”)
6. Alice in Chains’ “Man in the Box” (“shove my nose in shit” and “buried in my shit”)
7. Rolling Stones, “Rocks Off” (“Plug in, flush out and fire the fuckin’ feed”)
8. Green Day “Brain Stew” (“My mouth is dry. My face is numb. Fucked up and spun out in my room.”)
9. Green Day, “Longview” (“I’m so damn bored, I’m going blind and I smell like shit.”)
10. Macklemore, “Thrift Shop” (Smells like R Kelly’s sheets…Pisssssss!" and later on, “sheeeeit!”)
11. Charlie Daniels Band “The Devil Went Down to Georgia” (I told you once you Son of a Bitch)
12. Elton John “The Bitch Is Back” (Just look at the title)
13. John Cougar Mellencamp: “Play Guitar” (“Forget all about that macho shit and learn how to play guitar.”)

I’ll pass.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27168 "2014-07-03T14:27:26Z")

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Car models that start with “C”

1. Honda **Civic**

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27169 "2014-07-03T14:28:53Z")

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Car models that start with “C”

1. Honda Civic
2. Chevrolet Corvette

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27170 "2014-07-03T14:55:21Z")

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Car models that start with “C”

1. Honda Civic
2. Chevrolet Corvette
3. Chrysler Cordoba (With real Corinthian leather!)

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27171 "2014-07-03T14:58:43Z")

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Car models that start with “C”

1. Honda Civic
2. Chevrolet Corvette
3. Chrysler Cordoba (With real Corinthian leather!)
4. Chevy Chevette  
( **Leaffan** , excellente)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27172 "2014-07-03T15:05:06Z")

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Car models that start with “C”

1. Honda Civic
2. Chevrolet Corvette
3. Chrysler Cordoba (With real Corinthian leather!)
4. Chevy Chevette
5. Toyota Corolla

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27173 "2014-07-03T15:08:12Z")

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Car models that start with “C”

1. Honda Civic
2. Chevrolet Corvette
3. Chrysler Cordoba (With real Corinthian leather!)
4. Chevy Chevette
5. Toyota Corolla
6. Dodge Charger

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27174 "2014-07-03T15:12:22Z")

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Car models that start with “C”

1. Honda Civic
2. Chevrolet Corvette
3. Chrysler Cordoba (With real Corinthian leather!)
4. Chevy Chevette
5. Toyota Corolla
6. Dodge Charger
7. Toyota Celica

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27175 "2014-07-03T15:24:27Z")

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Car models that start with “C”

1. Honda Civic
2. Chevrolet Corvette
3. Chrysler Cordoba (With real Corinthian leather!)
4. Chevy Chevette
5. Toyota Corolla
6. Dodge Charger
7. Toyota Celica
8. Ford Corsair

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27176 "2014-07-03T15:43:59Z")

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Car models that start with “C”

1. Honda Civic
2. Chevrolet Corvette
3. Chrysler Cordoba (With real Corinthian leather!)
4. Chevy Chevette
5. Toyota Corolla
6. Dodge Charger
7. Toyota Celica
8. Ford Corsair
9. Porsche Carrera

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27177 "2014-07-03T15:45:01Z")

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Car models that start with “C”

1. Honda Civic
2. Chevrolet Corvette
3. Chrysler Cordoba (With real Corinthian leather!)
4. Chevy Chevette
5. Toyota Corolla
6. Dodge Charger
7. Toyota Celica
8. Ford Corsair
9. Porsche Carrera
10. Renault Le Car

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27178 "2014-07-03T15:45:30Z")

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Car models that start with “C”

1. Honda Civic
2. Chevrolet Corvette
3. Chrysler Cordoba (With real Corinthian leather!)
4. Chevy Chevette
5. Toyota Corolla
6. Dodge Charger
7. Toyota Celica
8. Ford Corsair
9. Porsche Carrera
10. Renault Le Car
11. Chevy Corvair

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27179 "2014-07-03T16:02:21Z")

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Car models that start with “C”

1. Honda Civic
2. Chevrolet Corvette
3. Chrysler Cordoba (With real Corinthian leather!)
4. Chevy Chevette
5. Toyota Corolla
6. Dodge Charger
7. Toyota Celica
8. Ford Corsair
9. Porsche Carrera
10. Renault Le Car
11. Chevy Corvair
12. Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera (hey, I got 2 on that one!)

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27180 "2014-07-03T16:09:52Z")

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Car models that start with “C”

1. Honda Civic
2. Chevrolet Corvette
3. Chrysler Cordoba (With real Corinthian leather!)
4. Chevy Chevette
5. Toyota Corolla
6. Dodge Charger
7. Toyota Celica
8. Ford Corsair
9. Porsche Carrera
10. Renault Le Car
11. Chevy Corvair
12. Oldsmobile Cutlass Ciera (hey, I got 2 on that one!)
13. Chevy Citation

New: Fiction that takes place over the course of 24 hours or less

1. \*\* On the Town\*\*

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27181 "2014-07-03T16:11:32Z")

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Fiction that takes place over the course of 24 hours or less

1. On the Town
2. Ulysses

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27182 "2014-07-03T16:24:48Z")

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Fiction that takes place over the course of 24 hours or less

1. On the Town
2. Ulysses  
3.\*\*\* A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich \*\*\*by Alexander Solzhenitsyn

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2014, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27183 "2014-07-03T16:26:21Z")

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Fiction that takes place over the course of 24 hours or less

1. On the Town
2. Ulysses  
3.\*\*\* A Day in the Life of Ivan Denisovich \*\*\*by Alexander Solzhenitsyn
3. A season of the TV series _24_

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