# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27664 "2014-07-20T11:38:16Z")

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Fictional Boxers

1. Battlin’ Jack Murdock (Daredevil’s dad)
2. Michael “Midge” Kelly (Kirk Douglas in Champion)
3. Rocky
4. Terry Malloy (“I coulda been a contender.”)
5. Margaret “Maggie” Fitzgerald
6. Mickey O’Neil (Brad Pitt in Snatch)
7. Matilda
8. Joe Palooka
9. Hurricane Hank
10. Butch Coolidge (Bruce Willis in Pulp Fiction)
11. Clubber Lange
12. Buddy Briggs
13. Jack Johnson (The Great White Hope)

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Poetry Mash-Ups

1: In Xanadu did Kubla Khan  
A stately done decree  
He crawled upon the railroad track  
The train he could not see.  
Oooey Kubla!

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27665 "2014-07-20T13:06:30Z")

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> [@Eutychus](#):
>
> Fictional Boxers  
> 13. Jack Johnson (The Great White Hope)

Nitpick: Jack Johnson was real- he was the first black heavyweight champ. The movie/play _ **The Great White Hope** _ had a fictionalized version of Johnson, “Jack Jefferson,” as the protagonist.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27666 "2014-07-20T14:10:58Z")

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Poetry Mash-Ups

1: In Xanadu did Kubla Khan  
A stately done decree  
He crawled upon the railroad track  
The train he could not see.  
Oooey Kubla!

1. By the shores of Gitche Gumee  
By the shining Big-Sea-Water,  
Stood a while in uffish thought  
And burbled as it came.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 2:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27667 "2014-07-20T14:17:37Z")

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Poetry Mash-Ups

1: In Xanadu did Kubla Khan  
A stately done decree  
He crawled upon the railroad track  
The train he could not see.  
Oooey Kubla!

1. By the shores of Gitche Gumee  
By the shining Big-Sea-Water,  
Stood a while in uffish thought  
And burbled as it came.

2. In Blackest Day  
In Darkest Night  
Stand Up Sit Down  
Fight Fight Fight

okay - so it doesn’t strictly fit the category, but it is kind of funny

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**Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 4:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27668 "2014-07-20T16:02:30Z")

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Poetry Mash-Ups

1: In Xanadu did Kubla Khan  
A stately done decree  
He crawled upon the railroad track  
The train he could not see.  
Oooey Kubla!

1. By the shores of Gitche Gumee  
By the shining Big-Sea-Water,  
Stood a while in uffish thought  
And burbled as it came.

2. In Blackest Day  
In Darkest Night  
Stand Up Sit Down  
Fight Fight Fight

3. Once upon a midnight dreary  
While I pondered weak and weary  
We looked and we saw him step in on the mat  
We looked and we saw him: The Cat in The Hat.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27669 "2014-07-20T16:47:42Z")

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Poetry Mash-Ups

1: In Xanadu did Kubla Khan  
A stately done decree  
He crawled upon the railroad track  
The train he could not see.  
Oooey Kubla!

1. By the shores of Gitche Gumee  
By the shining Big-Sea-Water,  
Stood a while in uffish thought  
And burbled as it came.

2. In Blackest Day  
In Darkest Night  
Stand Up Sit Down  
Fight Fight Fight

3. Once upon a midnight dreary  
While I pondered weak and weary  
We looked and we saw him step in on the mat  
We looked and we saw him: The Cat in The Hat.

4. It is an ancient mariner, he stoppeth one of three:  
“By thy long grey beard and glittering eye,  
Wherefore thou stoppest me?”  
15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more  
At Geico.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27670 "2014-07-20T17:22:13Z")

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Poetry Mash-Ups

1: In Xanadu did Kubla Khan  
A stately done decree  
He crawled upon the railroad track  
The train he could not see.  
Oooey Kubla!

1. By the shores of Gitche Gumee  
By the shining Big-Sea-Water,  
Stood a while in uffish thought  
And burbled as it came.

2. In Blackest Day  
In Darkest Night  
Stand Up Sit Down  
Fight Fight Fight

3. Once upon a midnight dreary  
While I pondered weak and weary  
We looked and we saw him step in on the mat  
We looked and we saw him: The Cat in The Hat.

4. It is an ancient mariner, he stoppeth one of three:  
“By thy long grey beard and glittering eye,  
Wherefore thou stoppest me?”  
15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more  
At Geico.

5. Because I could not stop for death  
He kindly stopped for me  
But feelin’ good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues  
And feelin’ good was good enough for me  
Good enough for me and Bobby McGee

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**Author:** ![MrKnowItAll](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mrknowitall/32/87_2.png) [@MrKnowItAll](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MrKnowItAll)\
**Post date:** [July 20, 2014, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27671 "2014-07-20T23:01:25Z")

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Poetry Mash-Ups

1: In Xanadu did Kubla Khan  
A stately done decree  
He crawled upon the railroad track  
The train he could not see.  
Oooey Kubla!

1. By the shores of Gitche Gumee  
By the shining Big-Sea-Water,  
Stood a while in uffish thought  
And burbled as it came.

2. In Blackest Day  
In Darkest Night  
Stand Up Sit Down  
Fight Fight Fight

3. Once upon a midnight dreary  
While I pondered weak and weary  
We looked and we saw him step in on the mat  
We looked and we saw him: The Cat in The Hat.

4. It is an ancient mariner, he stoppeth one of three:  
“By thy long grey beard and glittering eye,  
Wherefore thou stoppest me?”  
15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more  
At Geico.

5. Because I could not stop for death  
He kindly stopped for me  
But feelin’ good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues  
And feelin’ good was good enough for me  
Good enough for me and Bobby McGee

6. Whose wood these are I think I know.  
His house is in the village though;  
A place you can escape the world where the dark lord cannot go,  
Peace of mind and sanctuary by loud water’s flow.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27672 "2014-07-21T00:25:48Z")

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Poetry Mash-Ups

1: In Xanadu did Kubla Khan  
A stately done decree  
He crawled upon the railroad track  
The train he could not see.  
Oooey Kubla!

1. By the shores of Gitche Gumee  
By the shining Big-Sea-Water,  
Stood a while in uffish thought  
And burbled as it came.

2. In Blackest Day  
In Darkest Night  
Stand Up Sit Down  
Fight Fight Fight

3. Once upon a midnight dreary  
While I pondered weak and weary  
We looked and we saw him step in on the mat  
We looked and we saw him: The Cat in The Hat.

4. It is an ancient mariner, he stoppeth one of three:  
“By thy long grey beard and glittering eye,  
Wherefore thou stoppest me?”  
15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more  
At Geico.

5. Because I could not stop for death  
He kindly stopped for me  
But feelin’ good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues  
And feelin’ good was good enough for me  
Good enough for me and Bobby McGee

6. Whose wood these are I think I know.  
His house is in the village though;  
A place you can escape the world where the dark lord cannot go,  
Peace of mind and sanctuary by loud water’s flow.

7. Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote   
The droghte of Marche hath perced to the roote,   
And bathed every veyne in swich licour,   
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;  
I’ve got pieces of April, I keep them in a memory bouquet;  
I’ve got pieces of April, it’s a morning in May.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27673 "2014-07-21T01:37:14Z")

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Poetry Mash-Ups

1: In Xanadu did Kubla Khan  
A stately done decree  
He crawled upon the railroad track  
The train he could not see.  
Oooey Kubla!

1. By the shores of Gitche Gumee  
By the shining Big-Sea-Water,  
Stood a while in uffish thought  
And burbled as it came.

2. In Blackest Day  
In Darkest Night  
Stand Up Sit Down  
Fight Fight Fight

3. Once upon a midnight dreary  
While I pondered weak and weary  
We looked and we saw him step in on the mat  
We looked and we saw him: The Cat in The Hat.

4. It is an ancient mariner, he stoppeth one of three:  
“By thy long grey beard and glittering eye,  
Wherefore thou stoppest me?”  
15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more  
At Geico.

5. Because I could not stop for death  
He kindly stopped for me  
But feelin’ good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues  
And feelin’ good was good enough for me  
Good enough for me and Bobby McGee

6. Whose wood these are I think I know.  
His house is in the village though;  
A place you can escape the world where the dark lord cannot go,  
Peace of mind and sanctuary by loud water’s flow.

7. Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote  
The droghte of Marche hath perced to the roote,   
And bathed every veyne in swich licour,   
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;  
I’ve got pieces of April, I keep them in a memory bouquet;  
I’ve got pieces of April, it’s a morning in May.

8. “Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she  
with silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,  
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free;  
and when the broken hearted people  
living in the world agree,  
there will be an answer, let it be.”

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27674 "2014-07-21T11:09:00Z")

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Poetry Mash-Ups

1: In Xanadu did Kubla Khan  
A stately done decree  
He crawled upon the railroad track  
The train he could not see.  
Oooey Kubla!

1. By the shores of Gitche Gumee  
By the shining Big-Sea-Water,  
Stood a while in uffish thought  
And burbled as it came.

2. In Blackest Day  
In Darkest Night  
Stand Up Sit Down  
Fight Fight Fight

3. Once upon a midnight dreary  
While I pondered weak and weary  
We looked and we saw him step in on the mat  
We looked and we saw him: The Cat in The Hat.

4. It is an ancient mariner, he stoppeth one of three:  
“By thy long grey beard and glittering eye,  
Wherefore thou stoppest me?”  
15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more  
At Geico.

5. Because I could not stop for death  
He kindly stopped for me  
But feelin’ good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues  
And feelin’ good was good enough for me  
Good enough for me and Bobby McGee

6. Whose wood these are I think I know.  
His house is in the village though;  
A place you can escape the world where the dark lord cannot go,  
Peace of mind and sanctuary by loud water’s flow.

7. Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote  
The droghte of Marche hath perced to the roote,   
And bathed every veyne in swich licour,   
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;  
I’ve got pieces of April, I keep them in a memory bouquet;  
I’ve got pieces of April, it’s a morning in May.

8. “Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she  
with silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,  
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free;  
and when the broken hearted people  
living in the world agree,  
there will be an answer, let it be.”

9. ‘E lifted up my ‘ead,   
An’ ‘e plugged me where I bled,   
An’ ‘e guv me ‘arf-a-pint o’ water—green;   
It was crawlin’ an’ it stunk,   
But of all the drinks I’ve drunk,   
I’m gratefullest to one from Gunga Din.   
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,  
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.  
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,  
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27675 "2014-07-21T14:03:18Z")

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Poetry Mash-Ups

1: In Xanadu did Kubla Khan  
A stately done decree  
He crawled upon the railroad track  
The train he could not see.  
Oooey Kubla!

1. By the shores of Gitche Gumee  
By the shining Big-Sea-Water,  
Stood a while in uffish thought  
And burbled as it came.

2. In Blackest Day  
In Darkest Night  
Stand Up Sit Down  
Fight Fight Fight

3. Once upon a midnight dreary  
While I pondered weak and weary  
We looked and we saw him step in on the mat  
We looked and we saw him: The Cat in The Hat.

4. It is an ancient mariner, he stoppeth one of three:  
“By thy long grey beard and glittering eye,  
Wherefore thou stoppest me?”  
15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more  
At Geico.

5. Because I could not stop for death  
He kindly stopped for me  
But feelin’ good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues  
And feelin’ good was good enough for me  
Good enough for me and Bobby McGee

6. Whose wood these are I think I know.  
His house is in the village though;  
A place you can escape the world where the dark lord cannot go,  
Peace of mind and sanctuary by loud water’s flow.

7. Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote  
The droghte of Marche hath perced to the roote,  
And bathed every veyne in swich licour,  
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;  
I’ve got pieces of April, I keep them in a memory bouquet;  
I’ve got pieces of April, it’s a morning in May.

8. “Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she  
with silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,  
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free;  
and when the broken hearted people  
living in the world agree,  
there will be an answer, let it be.”

9. ‘E lifted up my ‘ead,  
An’ ‘e plugged me where I bled,  
An’ ‘e guv me ‘arf-a-pint o’ water—green;  
It was crawlin’ an’ it stunk,  
But of all the drinks I’ve drunk,  
I’m gratefullest to one from Gunga Din.  
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,  
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.  
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,  
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

10. I saw the best minds of my generation  
Destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked  
Ain’t tryin’ to cause a big sensation,  
Just talkin’ bout my generation.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27676 "2014-07-21T14:26:52Z")

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Poetry Mash-Ups

1: In Xanadu did Kubla Khan  
A stately done decree  
He crawled upon the railroad track  
The train he could not see.  
Oooey Kubla!

1. By the shores of Gitche Gumee  
By the shining Big-Sea-Water,  
Stood a while in uffish thought  
And burbled as it came.

2. In Blackest Day  
In Darkest Night  
Stand Up Sit Down  
Fight Fight Fight

3. Once upon a midnight dreary  
While I pondered weak and weary  
We looked and we saw him step in on the mat  
We looked and we saw him: The Cat in The Hat.

4. It is an ancient mariner, he stoppeth one of three:  
“By thy long grey beard and glittering eye,  
Wherefore thou stoppest me?”  
15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more  
At Geico.

5. Because I could not stop for death  
He kindly stopped for me  
But feelin’ good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues  
And feelin’ good was good enough for me  
Good enough for me and Bobby McGee

6. Whose wood these are I think I know.  
His house is in the village though;  
A place you can escape the world where the dark lord cannot go,  
Peace of mind and sanctuary by loud water’s flow.

7. Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote  
The droghte of Marche hath perced to the roote,  
And bathed every veyne in swich licour,  
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;  
I’ve got pieces of April, I keep them in a memory bouquet;  
I’ve got pieces of April, it’s a morning in May.

8. “Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she  
with silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,  
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free;  
and when the broken hearted people  
living in the world agree,  
there will be an answer, let it be.”

9. ‘E lifted up my ‘ead,  
An’ ‘e plugged me where I bled,  
An’ ‘e guv me ‘arf-a-pint o’ water—green;  
It was crawlin’ an’ it stunk,  
But of all the drinks I’ve drunk,  
I’m gratefullest to one from Gunga Din.  
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,  
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.  
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,  
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

10. I saw the best minds of my generation  
Destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked  
Ain’t tryin’ to cause a big sensation,  
Just talkin’ bout my generation.

11. There was an old man from Nantucket  
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.  
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,  
“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings.  
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.”

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 21, 2014, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27677 "2014-07-21T15:05:17Z")

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Poetry Mash-Ups

1: In Xanadu did Kubla Khan  
A stately done decree  
He crawled upon the railroad track  
The train he could not see.  
Oooey Kubla!

1. By the shores of Gitche Gumee  
By the shining Big-Sea-Water,  
Stood a while in uffish thought  
And burbled as it came.

2. In Blackest Day  
In Darkest Night  
Stand Up Sit Down  
Fight Fight Fight

3. Once upon a midnight dreary  
While I pondered weak and weary  
We looked and we saw him step in on the mat  
We looked and we saw him: The Cat in The Hat.

4. It is an ancient mariner, he stoppeth one of three:  
“By thy long grey beard and glittering eye,  
Wherefore thou stoppest me?”  
15 minutes could save you 15 percent or more  
At Geico.

5. Because I could not stop for death  
He kindly stopped for me  
But feelin’ good was easy, Lord, when he sang the blues  
And feelin’ good was good enough for me  
Good enough for me and Bobby McGee

6. Whose wood these are I think I know.  
His house is in the village though;  
A place you can escape the world where the dark lord cannot go,  
Peace of mind and sanctuary by loud water’s flow.

7. Whan that Aprille with his shoures soote  
The droghte of Marche hath perced to the roote,  
And bathed every veyne in swich licour,  
Of which vertu engendred is the flour;  
I’ve got pieces of April, I keep them in a memory bouquet;  
I’ve got pieces of April, it’s a morning in May.

8. “Keep ancient lands, your storied pomp!” cries she  
with silent lips. “Give me your tired, your poor,  
Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free;  
and when the broken hearted people  
living in the world agree,  
there will be an answer, let it be.”

9. ‘E lifted up my ‘ead,  
An’ ‘e plugged me where I bled,  
An’ ‘e guv me ‘arf-a-pint o’ water—green;  
It was crawlin’ an’ it stunk,  
But of all the drinks I’ve drunk,  
I’m gratefullest to one from Gunga Din.  
He sprang to his sleigh, to his team gave a whistle,  
And away they all flew like the down of a thistle.  
But I heard him exclaim, ere he drove out of sight,  
“Happy Christmas to all, and to all a good night!”

10. I saw the best minds of my generation  
Destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked  
Ain’t tryin’ to cause a big sensation,  
Just talkin’ bout my generation.

11. There was an old man from Nantucket  
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.  
He said with a grin as he wiped off his chin,  
“My name is Ozymandias, king of kings.  
Look on my works, ye mighty, and despair.”

12. There is a house in New Orleans  
They call the Rising Sun  
And it’s been the ruin of many a poor boy  
And God I know I’m one.

Amazing Grace, how sweet the sound,  
That saved a wretch like me….  
I once was lost but now am found,  
Was blind, but now, I see.

T’was Grace that taught…  
my heart to fear.  
And Grace, my fears relieved.  
How precious did that Grace appear…  
the hour I first believed.

So mother’s tell your children  
Not to do what I have done.  
Spend your life in sheer misery  
In the House of the Rising Sun

Next up: Characters introduced before the Civil War that are still around at the end of Gone With The Wind

1. Scarlett O’Hara

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Characters introduced before the Civil War that are still around at the end of Gone With The Wind

1. Scarlett O’Hara
2. Rhett Butler

Are there thirteen? Quite a few characters snuffed it by 1865.

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Characters introduced before the Civil War that are still around at the end of Gone With The Wind

1. Scarlett O’Hara
2. Rhett Butler
3. Ashley Wilkes

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Characters introduced before the Civil War that are still around at the end of Gone With The Wind

1. Scarlett O’Hara
2. Rhett Butler
3. Ashley Wilkes
4. Prissy

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Characters introduced before the Civil War that are still around at the end of Gone With The Wind

1. Scarlett O’Hara
2. Rhett Butler
3. Ashley Wilkes
4. Prissy
5. Mammy (I think… haven’t seen the movie in years)

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Characters introduced before the Civil War that are still around at the end of Gone With The Wind

1. Scarlett O’Hara
2. Rhett Butler
3. Ashley Wilkes
4. Prissy
5. Mammy
6. Aunt Pittypat

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Characters introduced before the Civil War that are still around at the end of Gone With The Wind

1. Scarlett O’Hara
2. Rhett Butler
3. Ashley Wilkes
4. Prissy
5. Mammy
6. Aunt Pittypat
7. Pork

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