# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1395

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 11:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27884 "2014-07-30T11:31:34Z")

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Devices Used by Batman in the 1966 TV Series

1. Bat-gas
2. Batarang
3. Batpole
4. Batcycle
5. Bat-Skivvies (special undies they wore when battling Mr. Freeze)
6. Electronic Hair Bat-Analyzer

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 11:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27885 "2014-07-30T11:50:36Z")

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Devices Used by Batman in the 1966 TV Series

1. Bat-gas
2. Batarang
3. Batpole
4. Batcycle
5. Bat-Skivvies (special undies they wore when battling Mr. Freeze)
6. Electronic Hair Bat-Analyzer
7. Batmobile

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27886 "2014-07-30T14:19:52Z")

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Devices Used by Batman in the 1966 TV Series

1. Bat-gas
2. Batarang
3. Batpole
4. Batcycle
5. Bat-Skivvies (special undies they wore when battling Mr. Freeze)
6. Electronic Hair Bat-Analyzer
7. Batmobile
8. Bat Shark-Repellent (while in a surfing contest with the Joker).

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27887 "2014-07-30T15:15:19Z")

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Devices Used by Batman in the 1966 TV Series

1. Bat-gas
2. Batarang
3. Batpole
4. Batcycle
5. Bat-Skivvies (special undies they wore when battling Mr. Freeze)
6. Electronic Hair Bat-Analyzer
7. Batmobile
8. Bat Shark-Repellent (while in a surfing contest with the Joker).
9. Batphone

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27888 "2014-07-30T15:22:19Z")

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Devices Used by Batman in the 1966 TV Series

1. Bat-gas
2. Batarang
3. Batpole
4. Batcycle
5. Bat-Skivvies (special undies they wore when battling Mr. Freeze)
6. Electronic Hair Bat-Analyzer
7. Batmobile
8. Bat Shark-Repellent (while in a surfing contest with the Joker).
9. Batphone
10. Bat-Shield (which stopped bullets despite being made of thin clear plastic)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27889 "2014-07-30T15:28:11Z")

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Devices Used by Batman in the 1966 TV Series

1. Bat-gas
2. Batarang
3. Batpole
4. Batcycle
5. Bat-Skivvies (special undies they wore when battling Mr. Freeze)
6. Electronic Hair Bat-Analyzer
7. Batmobile
8. Bat Shark-Repellent (while in a surfing contest with the Joker).
9. Batphone
10. Bat-Shield (which stopped bullets despite being made of thin clear plastic)
11. Bat-correction Signal (alerts Batman or Robin when they say something incorrect)

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27890 "2014-07-30T16:54:40Z")

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Devices Used by Batman in the 1966 TV Series

1. Bat-gas
2. Batarang
3. Batpole
4. Batcycle
5. Bat-Skivvies (special undies they wore when battling Mr. Freeze)
6. Electronic Hair Bat-Analyzer
7. Batmobile
8. Bat Shark-Repellent (while in a surfing contest with the Joker).
9. Batphone
10. Bat-Shield (which stopped bullets despite being made of thin clear plastic)
11. Bat-correction Signal (alerts Batman or Robin when they say something incorrect)
12. Bat Computer

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27891 "2014-07-30T16:58:00Z")

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Devices Used by Batman in the 1966 TV Series

1. Bat-gas
2. Batarang
3. Batpole
4. Batcycle
5. Bat-Skivvies (special undies they wore when battling Mr. Freeze)
6. Electronic Hair Bat-Analyzer
7. Batmobile
8. Bat Shark-Repellent (while in a surfing contest with the Joker).
9. Batphone
10. Bat-Shield (which stopped bullets despite being made of thin clear plastic)
11. Bat-correction Signal (alerts Batman or Robin when they say something incorrect)
12. Bat Computer
13. Beethoven’s head (had a switch to get to the Bat Cave)

New List…

Failed comic book heroes (doesn’t have to be real)

1. Snot Avenger

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27892 "2014-07-30T17:00:59Z")

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Failed comic book heroes (doesn’t have to be real)

1. Snot Avenger
2. Bee-Man

He worked for the F-BEE-I, and, yes, he actually had his own comic.

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**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27893 "2014-07-30T17:30:03Z")

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Failed comic book heroes (doesn’t have to be real)

1. Snot Avenger
2. Bee-Man
3. Johnny Fartpants

From the hilariously juvenile UK adult comic, Viz

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27894 "2014-07-30T18:03:30Z")

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Failed comic book heroes (doesn’t have to be real)

1. Snot Avenger
2. Bee-Man
3. Johnny Fartpants
4. PMS Avenger

Seen briefly in _Mystery Men_.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27895 "2014-07-30T18:11:17Z")

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Failed comic book heroes (doesn’t have to be real)

1. Snot Avenger
2. Bee-Man
3. Johnny Fartpants
4. PMS Avenger
5. Noogie Man

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27896 "2014-07-30T18:29:57Z")

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Failed comic book heroes (doesn’t have to be real)

1. Snot Avenger
2. Bee-Man
3. Johnny Fartpants
4. PMS Avenger
5. Noogie Man
6. Bungie Jumper

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27897 "2014-07-30T18:46:58Z")

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Failed comic book heroes (doesn’t have to be real)

1. Snot Avenger
2. Bee-Man
3. Johnny Fartpants
4. PMS Avenger
5. Noogie Man
6. Bungie Jumper
7. Renaissance Man

When danger strikes, his superpowers are the ability to discuss anatomy and literature in Latin and then play the virginals. Admired for his well roundedness, however.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27898 "2014-07-30T19:01:27Z")

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Failed comic book heroes (doesn’t have to be real)

1. Snot Avenger
2. Bee-Man
3. Johnny Fartpants
4. PMS Avenger
5. Noogie Man
6. Bungie Jumper
7. Renaissance Man
8. Howard Stern’s “Fartman” (who was SUPPOSED to be the lead character of a movie)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27899 "2014-07-30T19:13:35Z")

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Failed comic book heroes (doesn’t have to be real)

1. Snot Avenger
2. Bee-Man
3. Johnny Fartpants
4. PMS Avenger
5. Noogie Man
6. Bungie Jumper
7. Renaissance Man
8. Howard Stern’s “Fartman”
9. Slumber Lad

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27900 "2014-07-30T21:18:16Z")

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Failed comic book heroes (doesn’t have to be real)

1. Snot Avenger
2. Bee-Man
3. Johnny Fartpants
4. PMS Avenger
5. Noogie Man
6. Bungie Jumper
7. Renaissance Man
8. Howard Stern’s “Fartman”
9. Slumber Lad
10. The Semi-Translucent Girl

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27901 "2014-07-30T21:58:45Z")

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Failed comic book heroes (doesn’t have to be real)

1. Snot Avenger
2. Bee-Man
3. Johnny Fartpants
4. PMS Avenger
5. Noogie Man
6. Bungie Jumper
7. Renaissance Man
8. Howard Stern’s “Fartman”
9. Slumber Lad
10. The Semi-Translucent Girl
11. Expendable Lad

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27902 "2014-07-30T22:47:31Z")

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Failed comic book heroes (doesn’t have to be real)

1. Snot Avenger
2. Bee-Man
3. Johnny Fartpants
4. PMS Avenger
5. Noogie Man
6. Bungie Jumper
7. Renaissance Man
8. Howard Stern’s “Fartman”
9. Slumber Lad
10. The Semi-Translucent Girl
11. Expendable Lad
12. Gazebo Boy (Could turn into one. Useless against Termite Man. Read about him in a D&D magazine, unless it was somewhere else.)

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2014, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/27903 "2014-07-30T23:26:55Z")

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Failed comic book heroes (doesn’t have to be real)

1. Snot Avenger
2. Bee-Man
3. Johnny Fartpants
4. PMS Avenger
5. Noogie Man
6. Bungie Jumper
7. Renaissance Man
8. Howard Stern’s “Fartman”
9. Slumber Lad
10. The Semi-Translucent Girl
11. Expendable Lad
12. Gazebo Boy
13. The Green Whore Net  
Can round up all the green prostitutes in their locale instantly.

Actors with writing credits

1. Matt Damon, GOOD WILL HUNTING

Doesn’t have to be a screenplay.

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