# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 140
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2010, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2781 "2010-12-16T20:36:54Z")
Ways to make extra sure Santa will come to your house: 1. Be very very naughty in the way that Santa most likes it. 2. Put out milk, cookies, and magic reindeer food 3. Hire a chimney sweep. 4. Rooftop Landing strip 5. Paint your house number clearly on your chimney. 6. All you heathens: START BELIEVING IN OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST!!! 7. Slip Mrs. Claus a twenty 8. Beer!!! 9. Four little words: Supermodels in red velvet 10. Suggest Santa wouldn’t want those photos of last year’s visit to that sorority house getting back to Mrs Claus 11. Don’t call him “Nicky Baby” unless he asks you to ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2782 "2010-12-17T03:53:22Z")
Ways to make extra sure Santa will come to your house: 1. Be very very naughty in the way that Santa most likes it. 2. Put out milk, cookies, and magic reindeer food 3. Hire a chimney sweep. 4. Rooftop Landing strip 5. Paint your house number clearly on your chimney. 6. All you heathens: START BELIEVING IN OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST!!! 7. Slip Mrs. Claus a twenty 8. Beer!!! 9. Four little words: Supermodels in red velvet 10. Suggest Santa wouldn’t want those photos of last year’s visit to that sorority house getting back to Mrs Claus 11. Don’t call him “Nicky Baby” unless he asks you to 12. Full-frontal nudity ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 4:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2783 "2010-12-17T04:24:19Z")
Ways to make extra sure Santa will come to your house: 1. Be very very naughty in the way that Santa most likes it. 2. Put out milk, cookies, and magic reindeer food 3. Hire a chimney sweep. 4. Rooftop Landing strip 5. Paint your house number clearly on your chimney. 6. All you heathens: START BELIEVING IN OUR LORD JESUS CHRIST!!! 7. Slip Mrs. Claus a twenty 8. Beer!!! 9. Four little words: Supermodels in red velvet 10. Suggest Santa wouldn’t want those photos of last year’s visit to that sorority house getting back to Mrs Claus 11. Don’t call him “Nicky Baby” unless he asks you to 12. Full-frontal nudity 13. Puppies!! Next topic, Items used to trim a Christmas Tree: 1. Lights ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2784 "2010-12-17T04:32:51Z")
Items used to trim a Christmas Tree: 1. Lights 2. Tinsel ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 4:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2785 "2010-12-17T04:40:39Z")
Items used to trim a Christmas tree 1. Lights 2. Tinsel 3. Candy canes ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2786 "2010-12-17T04:48:04Z")
Items used to trim a Christmas tree 1. Lights 2. Tinsel 3. Candy canes 4. Popcorn ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2787 "2010-12-17T05:50:44Z")
Items used to trim a Christmas tree 1. Lights 2. Tinsel 3. Candy canes 4. Popcorn 5. Angel and/or star that goes on top ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2788 "2010-12-17T13:52:18Z")
Items used to trim a Christmas tree 1. Lights 2. Tinsel 3. Candy canes 4. Popcorn 5. Angel and/or star that goes on top 6. Garland ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2789 "2010-12-17T14:07:48Z")
Items used to trim a Christmas tree 1. Lights 2. Tinsel 3. Candy canes 4. Popcorn 5. Angel and/or star that goes on top 6. Garland 7. Balls ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2790 "2010-12-17T14:09:43Z")
Items used to trim a Christmas tree 1. Lights 2. Tinsel 3. Candy canes 4. Popcorn 5. Angel and/or star that goes on top 6. Garland 7. Balls 8. Candles ---
**Author:** ![EristicKallistic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/85e7bf/32.png) [@EristicKallistic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EristicKallistic)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2791 "2010-12-17T14:41:39Z")
Items used to trim a Christmas tree 1. Lights 2. Tinsel 3. Candy canes 4. Popcorn 5. Angel and/or star that goes on top 6. Garland 7. Balls 8. Candles 9. Christmas cards (did anyone else’s family do that? maybe it’s just mine :P) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2792 "2010-12-17T14:43:48Z")
Items used to trim a Christmas tree 1. Lights 2. Tinsel 3. Candy canes 4. Popcorn 5. Angel and/or star that goes on top 6. Garland 7. Balls 8. Candles 9. Christmas cards 10. Tiny wrapped Christmas presents ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2793 "2010-12-17T16:36:17Z")
Items used to trim a Christmas tree 1. Lights 2. Tinsel 3. Candy canes 4. Popcorn 5. Angel and/or star that goes on top 6. Garland 7. Balls 8. Candles 9. Christmas cards 10. Tiny wrapped Christmas presents 11. A long string with miniature flags of the world A tradition in my mom’s family that we’ve continued. Looks nice. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2794 "2010-12-17T16:48:00Z")
Items used to trim a Christmas tree 1. Lights 2. Tinsel 3. Candy canes 4. Popcorn 5. Angel and/or star that goes on top 6. Garland 7. Balls 8. Candles 9. Christmas cards 10. Tiny wrapped Christmas presents 11. A long string with miniature flags of the world 12. Bows ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2795 "2010-12-17T17:05:07Z")
Items used to trim a Christmas tree 1. Lights 2. Tinsel 3. Candy canes 4. Popcorn 5. Angel and/or star that goes on top 6. Garland 7. Balls 8. Candles 9. Christmas cards 10. Tiny wrapped Christmas presents 11. A long string with miniature flags of the world 12. Bows 13. Lastly, icicles Songs with fruit in their titles: 1. Blueberry Hill ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2796 "2010-12-17T17:14:03Z")
Songs with fruit in their titles: 1. Blueberry Hill 2. Cherry Lips (Go Baby Go!) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2797 "2010-12-17T17:41:14Z")
Songs with fruit in their titles: 1. Blueberry Hill 2. Cherry Lips (Go Baby Go!) 3. Strawberry Fields Forever ---
**Author:** ![EristicKallistic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/85e7bf/32.png) [@EristicKallistic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EristicKallistic)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2798 "2010-12-17T17:41:52Z")
Songs with fruit in their titles: 1. Blueberry Hill 2. Cherry Lips (Go Baby Go!) 3. Strawberry Fields Forever 4. The Banana Boat Song ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2799 "2010-12-17T17:43:02Z")
Songs with fruit in their titles: 1. Blueberry Hill 2. Cherry Lips (Go Baby Go!) 3. Strawberry Fields Forever 4. The Banana Boat Song 5. Lemon Tree ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2010, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2800 "2010-12-17T17:54:39Z")
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