# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1434
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28664 "2014-08-26T17:20:37Z")
Nicknames unlikely to be given to the Pope 1. The Man in Black 2. P. Frankie 3. Popey Boo Boo 4. The Booty Bandit ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28665 "2014-08-26T17:23:49Z")
Nicknames unlikely to be given to the Pope 1. The Man in Black 2. P. Frankie 3. Popey Boo Boo 4. The Booty Bandit 5. Studmuffin ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28666 "2014-08-26T17:32:53Z")
Nicknames unlikely to be given to the Pope 1. The Man in Black 2. P. Frankie 3. Popey Boo Boo 4. The Booty Bandit 5. Studmuffin 6. The Man in the Funny Hat ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28667 "2014-08-26T17:33:17Z")
Nicknames unlikely to be given to the Pope 1. The Man in Black 2. P. Frankie 3. Popey Boo Boo 4. The Booty Bandit 5. Studmuffin 6. The Man in the Funny Hat 7. The Pope of the Pampas ---
**Author:** ![Srsly\_Dad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/53a042/32.png) [@Srsly\_Dad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Srsly_Dad)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28668 "2014-08-26T17:33:44Z")
Nicknames unlikely to be given to the Pope 1. The Man in Black 2. P. Frankie 3. Popey Boo Boo 4. The Booty Bandit 5. Studmuffin 6. The Man in the Funny Hat 7. The Pope of the Pampasn 8. El Queso Grande AKA The Big Cheese ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28669 "2014-08-26T17:38:31Z")
Nicknames unlikely to be given to the Pope 1. The Man in Black 2. P. Frankie 3. Popey Boo Boo 4. The Booty Bandit 5. Studmuffin 6. The Man in the Funny Hat 7. The Pope of the Pampasn 8. El Queso Grande 9. Orson Bean ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28670 "2014-08-26T17:53:58Z")
Nicknames unlikely to be given to the Pope 1. The Man in Black 2. P. Frankie 3. Popey Boo Boo 4. The Booty Bandit 5. Studmuffin 6. The Man in the Funny Hat 7. The Pope of the Pampasn 8. El Queso Grande 9. Orson Bean 10. Squiggy ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28671 "2014-08-26T18:06:00Z")
Nicknames unlikely to be given to the Pope 1. The Man in Black 2. P. Frankie 3. Popey Boo Boo 4. The Booty Bandit 5. Studmuffin 6. The Man in the Funny Hat 7. The Pope of the Pampasn 8. El Queso Grande 9. Orson Bean 10. Squiggy 11. Frankie Bag of Doughnuts ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28672 "2014-08-26T18:23:47Z")
Nicknames unlikely to be given to the Pope 1. The Man in Black 2. P. Frankie 3. Popey Boo Boo 4. The Booty Bandit 5. Studmuffin 6. The Man in the Funny Hat 7. The Pope of the Pampasn 8. El Queso Grande 9. Orson Bean 10. Squiggy 11. Frankie Bag of Doughnuts 12. Sicola ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28673 "2014-08-26T18:31:42Z")
Nicknames unlikely to be given to the Pope 1. The Man in Black 2. P. Frankie 3. Popey Boo Boo 4. The Booty Bandit 5. Studmuffin 6. The Man in the Funny Hat 7. The Pope of the Pampasn 8. El Queso Grande 9. Orson Bean 10. Squiggy 11. Frankie Bag of Doughnuts 12. Sicola 13. The Francinator I’ll pass. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28674 "2014-08-26T18:44:11Z")
New Topic: Reason why Elendil’s Heir passed on this topic: 1: Traumatized from having just sat on a waffle cone in his best suit. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28675 "2014-08-26T18:50:19Z")
New Topic: Reason why Elendil’s Heir passed on this topic: 1: Traumatized from having just sat on a waffle cone in his best suit. 2: Needs to catch up on DVR’d episodes of True Blood. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28676 "2014-08-26T19:00:56Z")
Reason why Elendil’s Heir passed on this topic: 1: Traumatized from having just sat on a waffle cone in his best suit. 2: Needs to catch up on DVR’d episodes of True Blood. 3. Someone said “Hey, is that Keira Knightley?” and he looked. _Again._ ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28677 "2014-08-26T19:13:22Z")
Reason why Elendil’s Heir passed on this topic: 1: Traumatized from having just sat on a waffle cone in his best suit. 2: Needs to catch up on DVR’d episodes of True Blood. 3. Someone said “Hey, is that Keira Knightley?” and he looked. _Again._ 4. Elendil threatened to cut him out of the will. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28678 "2014-08-26T19:15:44Z")
Reason why Elendil’s Heir passed on this topic: 1: Traumatized from having just sat on a waffle cone in his best suit. 2: Needs to catch up on DVR’d episodes of True Blood. 3. Someone said “Hey, is that Keira Knightley?” and he looked. Again. 4. Elendil threatened to cut him out of the will. 5. Saw a plastic bag floating on the wind and had to sit back, stupefied with wonder. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28679 "2014-08-26T19:18:55Z")
Elendil’s Heir passed on this topic: 1: Traumatized from having just sat on a waffle cone in his best suit. 2: Needs to catch up on DVR’d episodes of True Blood. 3. Someone said “Hey, is that Keira Knightley?” and he looked. Again. 4. Elendil threatened to cut him out of the will. 5. Saw a plastic bag floating on the wind and had to sit back, stupefied with wonder. 6. Still too heartbroken that Peter Dinklage didn’t win an Emmy last night. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28680 "2014-08-26T19:28:13Z")
Elendil’s Heir passed on this topic: 1: Traumatized from having just sat on a waffle cone in his best suit. 2: Needs to catch up on DVR’d episodes of True Blood. 3. Someone said “Hey, is that Keira Knightley?” and he looked. Again. 4. Elendil threatened to cut him out of the will. 5. Saw a plastic bag floating on the wind and had to sit back, stupefied with wonder. 6. Still too heartbroken that Peter Dinklage didn’t win an Emmy last night. 7. All the Star Trek and Electric Light Orchestra topics have already been covered. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28681 "2014-08-26T19:31:00Z")
Elendil’s Heir passed on this topic: 1: Traumatized from having just sat on a waffle cone in his best suit. 2: Needs to catch up on DVR’d episodes of True Blood. 3. Someone said “Hey, is that Keira Knightley?” aningd he looked. Again. 4. Elendil threatened to cut him out of the will. 5. Saw a plastic bag floating on the wind and had to sit back, stupefied with wonder. 6. Still too heartbroken that Peter Dinklage didn’t win an Emmy last night. 7. All the Star Trek and Electric Light Orchestra topics have already been covered. 8. He’d spent all his time coming up with a good answer for the last category that he was fresh out of ideas ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28682 "2014-08-26T19:34:21Z")
Elendil’s Heir passed on this topic: 1: Traumatized from having just sat on a waffle cone in his best suit. 2: Needs to catch up on DVR’d episodes of True Blood. 3. Someone said “Hey, is that Keira Knightley?” aningd he looked. Again. 4. Elendil threatened to cut him out of the will. 5. Saw a plastic bag floating on the wind and had to sit back, stupefied with wonder. 6. Still too heartbroken that Peter Dinklage didn’t win an Emmy last night. 7. All the Star Trek and Electric Light Orchestra topics have already been covered. 8. He’d spent all his time coming up with a good answer for the last category that he was fresh out of ideas 9. He’s camped out at Madison Square Garden, waiting to buy tickets for the big Loverboy reunion concert. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 26, 2014, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28683 "2014-08-26T20:13:37Z")
Reasons why Elendil’s Heir passed on this topic: 1: Traumatized from having just sat on a waffle cone in his best suit. 2: Needs to catch up on DVR’d episodes of True Blood. 3. Someone said “Hey, is that Keira Knightley?” aningd he looked. Again. 4. Elendil threatened to cut him out of the will. 5. Saw a plastic bag floating on the wind and had to sit back, stupefied with wonder. 6. Still too heartbroken that Peter Dinklage didn’t win an Emmy last night. 7. All the Star Trek and Electric Light Orchestra topics have already been covered. 8. He’d spent all his time coming up with a good answer for the last category that he was fresh out of ideas 9. He’s camped out at Madison Square Garden, waiting to buy tickets for the big Loverboy reunion concert. 10. He’s out seeking revenge on Loki. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1433) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1435)