# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 144
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2010, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2861 "2010-12-20T20:29:32Z")
Alter egos 1. Snoopy’s World War I Flying Ace 2. Beavis’s Great Cornholio 3. Calvin’s Spaceman Spiff 4. Clark Kent’s Superman (or is it Superman’s Clark Kent?) 5. Marshall Mathers’ Slim Shady (will the real one please stand up?) 6. David Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust 7. Stephen King’s Richard Bachman ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2010, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2862 "2010-12-20T21:26:14Z")
Alter egos 1. Snoopy’s World War I Flying Ace 2. Beavis’s Great Cornholio 3. Calvin’s Spaceman Spiff 4. Clark Kent’s Superman (or is it Superman’s Clark Kent?) 5. Marshall Mathers’ Slim Shady (will the real one please stand up?) 6. David Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust 7. Stephen King’s Richard Bachman 8. Bob Keeshan"s Captain Kangaroo ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2010, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2863 "2010-12-20T21:39:41Z")
Alter egos 1. Snoopy’s World War I Flying Ace 2. Beavis’s Great Cornholio 3. Calvin’s Spaceman Spiff 4. Clark Kent’s Superman (or is it Superman’s Clark Kent?) 5. Marshall Mathers’ Slim Shady (will the real one please stand up?) 6. David Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust 7. Stephen King’s Richard Bachman 8. Bob Keeshan’s Captain Kangaroo 9. Paul Reubens’s Pee-Wee Herman ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2010, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2864 "2010-12-20T21:47:04Z")
Alter egos 1. Snoopy’s World War I Flying Ace 2. Beavis’s Great Cornholio 3. Calvin’s Spaceman Spiff 4. Clark Kent’s Superman (or is it Superman’s Clark Kent?) 5. Marshall Mathers’ Slim Shady (will the real one please stand up?) 6. David Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust 7. Stephen King’s Richard Bachman 8. Bob Keeshan’s Captain Kangaroo 9. Paul Reubens’s Pee-Wee Herman 10. Vincent Furnier’s Alice Cooper ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2010, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2865 "2010-12-20T21:53:03Z")
Alter egos 1. Snoopy’s World War I Flying Ace 2. Beavis’s Great Cornholio 3. Calvin’s Spaceman Spiff 4. Clark Kent’s Superman (or is it Superman’s Clark Kent?) 5. Marshall Mathers’ Slim Shady (will the real one please stand up?) 6. David Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust 7. Stephen King’s Richard Bachman 8. Bob Keeshan’s Captain Kangaroo 9. Paul Reubens’s Pee-Wee Herman 10. Vincent Furnier’s Alice Cooper 11. Andy Kaufman’s Tony Clifton ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2866 "2010-12-21T04:17:01Z")
Alter egos 1. Snoopy’s World War I Flying Ace 2. Beavis’s Great Cornholio 3. Calvin’s Spaceman Spiff 4. Clark Kent’s Superman (or is it Superman’s Clark Kent?) 5. Marshall Mathers’ Slim Shady (will the real one please stand up?) 6. David Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust 7. Stephen King’s Richard Bachman 8. Bob Keeshan’s Captain Kangaroo 9. Paul Reubens’s Pee-Wee Herman 10. Vincent Furnier’s Alice Cooper 11. Andy Kaufman’s Tony Clifton 12. Garth Brooks’s Chris Gaines [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garth\_Brooks\_in\_](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garth_Brooks_in_)…\_The\_Life\_of\_Chris\_Gaines ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2867 "2010-12-21T04:30:47Z")
Alter egos 1. Snoopy’s World War I Flying Ace 2. Beavis’s Great Cornholio 3. Calvin’s Spaceman Spiff 4. Clark Kent’s Superman (or is it Superman’s Clark Kent?) 5. Marshall Mathers’ Slim Shady (will the real one please stand up?) 6. David Bowie’s Ziggy Stardust 7. Stephen King’s Richard Bachman 8. Bob Keeshan’s Captain Kangaroo 9. Paul Reubens’s Pee-Wee Herman 10. Vincent Furnier’s Alice Cooper 11. Andy Kaufman’s Tony Clifton 12. Garth Brooks’s Chris Gaines 13. Edgar Bergen Charlie McCarthy Good Stocking Stuffer Gifts (Small/Cheap) 14. Batteries ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 4:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2868 "2010-12-21T04:32:56Z")
Good Stocking Stuffer Gifts (Small/Cheap) 1. Batteries 2. Legos Will this be your shopping list, **notfrommensa**? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2869 "2010-12-21T05:32:27Z")
Good Stocking Stuffer Gifts (Small/Cheap) 1. Batteries 2. Legos 3. Candy ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2870 "2010-12-21T05:34:28Z")
Good Stocking Stuffer Gifts (Small/Cheap) 1. Batteries 2. Legos 3. Terry’s Chocolate Oranges ---
**Author:** ![lost4life](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c4cdca/32.png) [@lost4life](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lost4life)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2871 "2010-12-21T14:37:48Z")
Good Stocking Stuffer Gifts (Small/Cheap) 1. Batteries 2. Legos 3. Candy 4. Terry’s Chocolate Oranges 5. Miniature bottles of booze (fixed list) ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2872 "2010-12-21T14:48:14Z")
Good Stocking Stuffer Gifts (Small/Cheap) 1. Batteries 2. Legos 3. Candy 4. Terry’s Chocolate Oranges 5. Miniature bottles of booze 6. Socks ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2873 "2010-12-21T14:52:14Z")
Good Stocking Stuffer Gifts (Small/Cheap) 1. Batteries 2. Legos 3. Candy 4. Terry’s Chocolate Oranges 5. Miniature bottles of booze 6. Socks 7. Lump of Coal It’s small/cheap and teaches kids a valuable lesson about the materialistic nature of Christmas! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2874 "2010-12-21T15:09:20Z")
Good Stocking Stuffer Gifts (Small/Cheap) 1. Batteries 2. Legos 3. Candy 4. Terry’s Chocolate Oranges 5. Miniature bottles of booze 6. Socks 7. Lump of Coal 8. A yo-yo ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2875 "2010-12-21T15:30:30Z")
Good Stocking Stuffer Gifts (Small/Cheap) 1. Batteries 2. Legos 3. Candy 4. Terry’s Chocolate Oranges 5. Miniature bottles of booze 6. Socks 7. Lump of Coal 8. A yo-yo 9. Eamuffs ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2876 "2010-12-21T16:35:53Z")
Good Stocking Stuffer Gifts (Small/Cheap) 1. Batteries 2. Legos 3. Candy 4. Terry’s Chocolate Oranges 5. Miniature bottles of booze 6. Socks 7. Lump of Coal 8. A yo-yo 9. Eamuffs 10. Sex Toys ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2877 "2010-12-21T17:04:37Z")
Good Stocking Stuffer Gifts (Small/Cheap) 1. Batteries 2. Legos 3. Candy 4. Terry’s Chocolate Oranges 5. Miniature bottles of booze 6. Socks 7. Lump of Coal 8. A yo-yo 9. Eamuffs 10. Sex Toys 11. Matchbox or Hot Wheels cars ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2878 "2010-12-21T17:06:51Z")
Good Stocking Stuffer Gifts (Small/Cheap) 1. Batteries 2. Legos 3. Candy 4. Terry’s Chocolate Oranges 5. Miniature bottles of booze 6. Socks 7. Lump of Coal 8. A yo-yo 9. Eamuffs 10. Sex Toys 11. Matchbox or Hot Wheels cars 12. Shiny new pennies ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2879 "2010-12-21T17:32:00Z")
Good Stocking Stuffer Gifts (Small/Cheap) 1. Batteries 2. Legos 3. Candy 4. Terry’s Chocolate Oranges 5. Miniature bottles of booze 6. Socks 7. Lump of Coal 8. A yo-yo 9. Eamuffs 10. Sex Toys 11. Matchbox or Hot Wheels cars 12. Shiny new pennies 13. Crossword/puzzle books Winter sports 1. Hockey ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2880 "2010-12-21T17:34:26Z")
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