# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1443
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28844 "2014-09-02T15:23:19Z")
Naked celebrity pics that they’d have to pay you big bucks to look at… 1. Sir John Gielgud 2. Walter Brennan 3. Ralphie May 4. Honey Boo Boo’s mom 5. Donald Duck (without his blue sailor suit). 6. Joan Rivers 7. Jack Elam 8. Bea Arthur 9. Jonah Hill 10. Marlon Brando ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28845 "2014-09-02T15:41:12Z")
Naked celebrity pics that they’d have to pay you big bucks to look at… 1. Sir John Gielgud 2. Walter Brennan 3. Ralphie May 4. Honey Boo Boo’s mom 5. Donald Duck (without his blue sailor suit). 6. Joan Rivers 7. Jack Elam 8. Bea Arthur 9. Jonah Hill 10. Marlon Brando 11. Shemp Howard ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28846 "2014-09-02T15:43:56Z")
> [@jtur88](#): > > 1. Donald Duck (without his blue sailor suit). He already doesn’t wear any pants–what else are you afraid you might see? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28847 "2014-09-02T16:06:44Z")
1. Sir John Gielgud 2. Walter Brennan 3. Ralphie May 4. Honey Boo Boo’s mom 5. Donald Duck (without his blue sailor suit). 6. Joan Rivers 7. Jack Elam 8. Bea Arthur 9. Jonah Hill 10. Marlon Brando 11. Shemp Howard 12. The Cable Guy ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28848 "2014-09-02T16:19:56Z")
Naked celebrity pics that they’d have to pay you big bucks to look at… 1. Sir John Gielgud 2. Walter Brennan 3. Ralphie May 4. Honey Boo Boo’s mom 5. Donald Duck (without his blue sailor suit). 6. Joan Rivers 7. Jack Elam 8. Bea Arthur 9. Jonah Hill 10. Marlon Brando 11. Shemp Howard 12. The Cable Guy 13. Victor Buono New! Events at the celebration of Elendil Heir’s 50th Birthday. 14. Reenactment of the crowning of Aragorn by Abraham Lincoln. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28849 "2014-09-02T16:23:44Z")
New! Events at the celebration of Elendil Heir’s 50th Birthday. 1. Reenactment of the crowning of Aragorn by Abraham Lincoln. 2. The ceremonial Doing of Elendil’s Hair ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28850 "2014-09-02T17:16:35Z")
Events at the celebration of Elendil Heir’s 50th Birthday. 1. Reenactment of the crowning of Aragorn by Abraham Lincoln. 2. The ceremonial Doing of Elendil’s Hair 3. Keira Knightley jumping out of a cake and singing “Aur Onnad Meren!” ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28851 "2014-09-02T17:23:04Z")
Events at the celebration of Elendil Heir’s 50th Birthday. 1. Reenactment of the crowning of Aragorn by Abraham Lincoln. 2. The ceremonial Doing of Elendil’s Hair 3. Keira Knightley jumping out of a cake and singing “Aur Onnad Meren!” 4. A live battle between Stormtroopers and Red Shirts - no one sustains any injuries but the Redshirts “die” (Acting!) anyway. Wilhelm Scream soundtrack included. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28852 "2014-09-02T17:25:56Z")
Events at the celebration of Elendil Heir’s 50th Birthday. 1. Reenactment of the crowning of Aragorn by Abraham Lincoln. 2. The ceremonial Doing of Elendil’s Hair 3. Keira Knightley jumping out of a cake and singing “Aur Onnad Meren!” 4. A live battle between Stormtroopers and Red Shirts - no one sustains any injuries but the Redshirts “die” (Acting!) anyway. Wilhelm Scream soundtrack included. 5. Everyone does the Hokey Pokey with Loki. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28853 "2014-09-02T17:50:22Z")
Events at the celebration of Elendil Heir’s 50th Birthday. 1. Reenactment of the crowning of Aragorn by Abraham Lincoln. 2. The ceremonial Doing of Elendil’s Hair 3. Keira Knightley jumping out of a cake and singing “Aur Onnad Meren!” 4. A live battle between Stormtroopers and Red Shirts - no one sustains any injuries but the Redshirts “die” (Acting!) anyway. Wilhelm Scream soundtrack included. 5. Everyone does the Hokey Pokey with Loki. 6. Sean Bean shows up and says “_This_ is Elendil’s Heir! Accept no substitutes!” ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28854 "2014-09-02T18:11:46Z")
Events at the celebration of Elendil Heir’s 50th Birthday. 1. Reenactment of the crowning of Aragorn by Abraham Lincoln. 2. The ceremonial Doing of Elendil’s Hair 3. Keira Knightley jumping out of a cake and singing “Aur Onnad Meren!” 4. A live battle between Stormtroopers and Red Shirts - no one sustains any injuries but the Redshirts “die” (Acting!) anyway. Wilhelm Scream soundtrack included. 5. Everyone does the Hokey Pokey with Loki. 6. Sean Bean shows up and says “This is Elendil’s Heir! Accept no substitutes!” 7. Sean Bean dies. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28855 "2014-09-02T19:14:52Z")
Events at the celebration of Elendil Heir’s 50th Birthday. 1. Reenactment of the crowning of Aragorn by Abraham Lincoln. 2. The ceremonial Doing of Elendil’s Hair 3. Keira Knightley jumping out of a cake and singing “Aur Onnad Meren!” 4. A live battle between Stormtroopers and Red Shirts - no one sustains any injuries but the Redshirts “die” (Acting!) anyway. Wilhelm Scream soundtrack included. 5. Everyone does the Hokey Pokey with Loki. 6. Sean Bean shows up and says “This is Elendil’s Heir! Accept no substitutes!” 7. Sean Bean dies. 8. Michelle Rodriguez dies ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28856 "2014-09-02T19:17:27Z")
Events at the celebration of Elendil’s Heir’s 50th Birthday. 1. Reenactment of the crowning of Aragorn by Abraham Lincoln. 2. The ceremonial Doing of Elendil’s Hair 3. Keira Knightley jumping out of a cake and singing “Aur Onnad Meren!” 4. A live battle between Stormtroopers and Red Shirts - no one sustains any injuries but the Redshirts “die” (Acting!) anyway. Wilhelm Scream soundtrack included. 5. Everyone does the Hokey Pokey with Loki. 6. Sean Bean shows up and says “This is Elendil’s Heir! Accept no substitutes!” 7. Sean Bean dies. 8. Michelle Rodriguez dies 9. Orson Bean arrives and raises Sean and Michelle from the dead, and tells them to go, and sin no more. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28857 "2014-09-02T19:18:19Z")
Events at the celebration of Elendil Heir’s 50th Birthday. 1. Reenactment of the crowning of Aragorn by Abraham Lincoln. 2. The ceremonial Doing of Elendil’s Hair 3. Keira Knightley jumping out of a cake and singing “Aur Onnad Meren!” 4. A live battle between Stormtroopers and Red Shirts - no one sustains any injuries but the Redshirts “die” (Acting!) anyway. Wilhelm Scream soundtrack included. 5. Everyone does the Hokey Pokey with Loki. 6. Sean Bean shows up and says “This is Elendil’s Heir! Accept no substitutes!” 7. Sean Bean dies. 8. Michelle Rodriguez dies 9. A bouncy castle. Because every celebration is better with a bouncy castle. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 2, 2014, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28858 "2014-09-02T21:19:00Z")
Events at the celebration of Elendil Heir’s 50th Birthday. 1. Reenactment of the crowning of Aragorn by Abraham Lincoln. 2. The ceremonial Doing of Elendil’s Hair 3. Keira Knightley jumping out of a cake and singing “Aur Onnad Meren!” 4. A live battle between Stormtroopers and Red Shirts - no one sustains any injuries but the Redshirts “die” (Acting!) anyway. Wilhelm Scream soundtrack included. 5. Everyone does the Hokey Pokey with Loki. 6. Sean Bean shows up and says “This is Elendil’s Heir! Accept no substitutes!” 7. Sean Bean dies. 8. Michelle Rodriguez dies 9. A bouncy castle. Because every celebration is better with a bouncy castle. 10. The whole party does, in fact, simply walk into Mordor. ---
**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28859 "2014-09-03T00:40:25Z")
Events at the celebration of Elendil Heir’s 50th Birthday. 1. Reenactment of the crowning of Aragorn by Abraham Lincoln. 2. The ceremonial Doing of Elendil’s Hair 3. Keira Knightley jumping out of a cake and singing “Aur Onnad Meren!” 4. A live battle between Stormtroopers and Red Shirts - no one sustains any injuries but the Redshirts “die” (Acting!) anyway. Wilhelm Scream soundtrack included. 5. Everyone does the Hokey Pokey with Loki. 6. Sean Bean shows up and says “This is Elendil’s Heir! Accept no substitutes!” 7. Sean Bean dies. 8. Michelle Rodriguez dies 9. Orson Bean arrives and raises Sean and Michelle from the dead, and tells them to go, and sin no more. 10. A bouncy castle. Because every celebration is better with a bouncy castle. 11. The whole party does, in fact, simply walk into Mordor. 12. The sword that was broken is made better. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28860 "2014-09-03T02:01:07Z")
Events at the celebration of Elendil Heir’s 50th Birthday. 1. Reenactment of the crowning of Aragorn by Abraham Lincoln. 2. The ceremonial Doing of Elendil’s Hair 3. Keira Knightley jumping out of a cake and singing “Aur Onnad Meren!” 4. A live battle between Stormtroopers and Red Shirts - no one sustains any injuries but the Redshirts “die” (Acting!) anyway. Wilhelm Scream soundtrack included. 5. Everyone does the Hokey Pokey with Loki. 6. Sean Bean shows up and says “This is Elendil’s Heir! Accept no substitutes!” 7. Sean Bean dies. 8. Michelle Rodriguez dies 9. Orson Bean arrives and raises Sean and Michelle from the dead, and tells them to go, and sin no more. 10. A bouncy castle. Because every celebration is better with a bouncy castle. 11. The whole party does, in fact, simply walk into Mordor. 12. The sword that was broken is made better. 13. All the above, but the party takes _forever_ to end. New Topic: Restaurants named after people: 1. Wendy’s ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28861 "2014-09-03T02:05:45Z")
Restaurants named after people: 1. Wendy’s 2. Tommy’s ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28862 "2014-09-03T02:12:02Z")
1. Wendy’s 2. Tommy’s 3. Ruth’s Chris ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 3, 2014, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/28863 "2014-09-03T02:12:30Z")
Restaurants named after people: 1. Wendy’s 2. Tommy’s 3. Ruth’s Chris 4. Taco Bell Named after founder Glen Bell. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1442) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1444)