# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1475
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29484 "2014-09-22T21:17:08Z")
The most hate-filled songs you can think of: 1. God Save the Queen, The Sex Pistols 2. Fuck Tha Police, N.W.A. 3. “How Do You Sleep?” 4. “Halls of Montezuma” (“We have fought in every clime and place; Where we could take a gun”) 5. “Don’t You Want Me Baby?” (or as I call it, ‘The Threat of Blackmail Song’) 6. “Santa Claus Is A Fat Bitch”, Insane Clown Posse 7. “Bomb Iran” by Vince Vance, covered 25 years later by John McCain. 8. “The Last Mistake” by Assemblage 23 9. “Tramp the Dirt Down” by Elvis Costello 10. Shaquille O’Neals’s rap number: “Kobe, Tell Me How My Ass Tastes.” 11. “Smack My Bitch Up” by the Prodigy 12. “They’re Coming to Take Me Away Ha Ha” by Napoleon XIV 13. “Jar of Hearts” by Christina Perri Girl be _mad_: [christina perri - jar of hearts [official music video] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8v_4O44sfjM) Next category: Things you need to do before the first snow falls 1. Mow the lawn one last time ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29485 "2014-09-22T21:18:36Z")
Things you need to do before the first snow falls 1. Mow the lawn one last time 2. Repair a cracked window ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29486 "2014-09-22T21:20:54Z")
Things you need to do before the first snow falls 1. Mow the lawn one last time 2. Repair a cracked window 3. Buy a Snow Shovel (a much happier category) ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29487 "2014-09-22T21:26:52Z")
Things you need to do before the first snow falls 1. Mow the lawn one last time 2. Repair a cracked window 3. Buy a Snow Shovel 4. Cover my outside faucets ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29488 "2014-09-22T21:34:38Z")
Things you need to do before the first snow falls 1. Mow the lawn one last time 2. Repair a cracked window 3. Buy a Snow Shovel 4. Cover my outside faucets 5. Remember where I stored the blankets for the summer ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29489 "2014-09-22T21:38:45Z")
Things you need to do before the first snow falls 1. Mow the lawn one last time 2. Repair a cracked window 3. Buy a Snow Shovel 4. Cover my outside faucets 5. Remember where I stored the blankets for the summer 6. Have the heating unit checked out ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29490 "2014-09-22T22:19:08Z")
Things you need to do before the first snow falls 1. Mow the lawn one last time 2. Repair a cracked window 3. Buy a Snow Shovel 4. Cover my outside faucets 5. Remember where I stored the blankets for the summer 6. Have the heating unit checked out 7. Travel someplace where it actually snows. 😛 (“Don’t You Want Me” is a song about blackmail? I don’t see it…) ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29491 "2014-09-22T22:19:36Z")
Things you need to do before the first snow falls 1. Mow the lawn one last time 2. Repair a cracked window 3. Buy a Snow Shovel 4. Cover my outside faucets 5. Remember where I stored the blankets for the summer 6. Have the heating unit checked out 7. Travel someplace where it actually snows. 8. Have my yard’s sprinkler system blown out ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29492 "2014-09-22T22:34:08Z")
Things you need to do before the first snow falls 1. Mow the lawn one last time 2. Repair a cracked window 3. Buy a Snow Shovel 4. Cover my outside faucets 5. Remember where I stored the blankets for the summer 6. Have the heating unit checked out 7. Travel someplace where it actually snows. 8. Have my yard’s sprinkler system blown out 9. Winterize and cover the RV ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29493 "2014-09-22T22:44:36Z")
Things you need to do before the first snow falls 1. Mow the lawn one last time 2. Repair a cracked window 3. Buy a Snow Shovel 4. Cover my outside faucets 5. Remember where I stored the blankets for the summer 6. Have the heating unit checked out 7. Travel someplace where it actually snows. 8. Have my yard’s sprinkler system blown out 9. Winterize and cover the RV 10. Add more insulation to the attic. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29494 "2014-09-22T22:56:37Z")
Things you need to do before the first snow falls 1. Mow the lawn one last time 2. Repair a cracked window 3. Buy a Snow Shovel 4. Cover my outside faucets 5. Remember where I stored the blankets for the summer 6. Have the heating unit checked out 7. Travel someplace where it actually snows. 8. Have my yard’s sprinkler system blown out 9. Winterize and cover the RV 10. Add more insulation to the attic. 11. Go on another motorcycle ride ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [September 22, 2014, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29495 "2014-09-22T23:48:49Z")
> [@buddha\_david](#): > > (“Don’t You Want Me” is a song about blackmail? I don’t see it…) [QUOTE=The Human League] You were working as a waitress in a cocktail bar When I met you I picked you out, I shook you up And turned you around Turned you into someone new Now five years later on you’ve got the world at your feet Success has been so easy for you **But don’t forget it’s me who put you where you are now And I can put you back down, too.** [/QUOTE] (emphasis mine) eta - blackmail isn’t always about money - sometimes it’s just about control ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29496 "2014-09-23T00:17:17Z")
Things you need to do before the first snow falls 1. Mow the lawn one last time 2. Repair a cracked window 3. Buy a Snow Shovel 4. Cover my outside faucets 5. Remember where I stored the blankets for the summer 6. Have the heating unit checked out 7. Travel someplace where it actually snows. 8. Have my yard’s sprinkler system blown out 9. Winterize and cover the RV 10. Add more insulation to the attic. 11. Go on another motorcycle ride 12. Dig up my ice scraper from wherever it is in my car ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29497 "2014-09-23T02:23:38Z")
Things you need to do before the first snow falls 1. Mow the lawn one last time 2. Repair a cracked window 3. Buy a Snow Shovel 4. Cover my outside faucets 5. Remember where I stored the blankets for the summer 6. Have the heating unit checked out 7. Travel someplace where it actually snows. 8. Have my yard’s sprinkler system blown out 9. Winterize and cover the RV 10. Add more insulation to the attic. 11. Go on another motorcycle ride 12. Dig up my ice scraper from wherever it is in my car 13. Go on a second motorcycle ride Next: Things to do Before You Go on a Motorcycle Ride 1. Go to the bathroom ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29498 "2014-09-23T02:26:00Z")
Things to do Before You Go on a Motorcycle Ride 1. Go to the bathroom 2. Make sure your drivers license reflects that you’re an organ donor ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29499 "2014-09-23T02:26:21Z")
Things to do Before You Go on a Motorcycle Ride 1. Go to the bathroom 2. Make sure your drivers license reflects that you’re an organ donor 3. Purchase or borrow a motorcycle ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29500 "2014-09-23T02:37:17Z")
Things to do Before You Go on a Motorcycle Ride 1. Go to the bathroom 2. Make sure your drivers license reflects that you’re an organ donor 3. Purchase or borrow a motorcycle 4. Put on your helmet ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29501 "2014-09-23T02:37:34Z")
Things to do Before You Go on a Motorcycle Ride 1. Go to the bathroom 2. Make sure your drivers license reflects that you’re an organ donor 3. Purchase or borrow a motorcycle 4. Make sure your life insurance beneficiary is me. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29502 "2014-09-23T02:40:05Z")
Things to do Before You Go on a Motorcycle Ride 1. Go to the bathroom 2. Make sure your drivers license reflects that you’re an organ donor 3. Purchase or borrow a motorcycle 4. Put on your helmet 5. Make sure your life insurance beneficiary is me. 6. Put on your other protective gear (gloves, jacket, boots, pants) ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29503 "2014-09-23T03:06:46Z")
Things to do Before You Go on a Motorcycle Ride 1. Go to the bathroom 2. Make sure your drivers license reflects that you’re an organ donor 3. Purchase or borrow a motorcycle 4. Put on your helmet 5. Make sure your life insurance beneficiary is me. 6. Put on your other protective gear (gloves, jacket, boots, pants) 7. Sit on the motorcycle. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1474) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1476)