# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1476
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 3:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29504 "2014-09-23T03:18:02Z")
Things to do Before You Go on a Motorcycle Ride 1. Go to the bathroom 2. Make sure your drivers license reflects that you’re an organ donor 3. Purchase or borrow a motorcycle 4. Put on your helmet 5. Make sure your life insurance beneficiary is me. 6. Put on your other protective gear (gloves, jacket, boots, pants) 7. Sit on the motorcycle. 8. Reconsider. ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29505 "2014-09-23T03:39:53Z")
Things to do Before You Go on a Motorcycle Ride 1. Go to the bathroom 2. Make sure your drivers license reflects that you’re an organ donor 3. Purchase or borrow a motorcycle 4. Put on your helmet 5. Make sure your life insurance beneficiary is me. 6. Put on your other protective gear (gloves, jacket, boots, pants) 7. Sit on the motorcycle. 8. Reconsider. 9. Pack your tools. (see also: _Zen and The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance_) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29506 "2014-09-23T03:53:36Z")
Things to do Before You Go on a Motorcycle Ride 1. Go to the bathroom 2. Make sure your drivers license reflects that you’re an organ donor 3. Purchase or borrow a motorcycle 4. Put on your helmet 5. Make sure your life insurance beneficiary is me. 6. Put on your other protective gear (gloves, jacket, boots, pants) 7. Sit on the motorcycle. 8. Reconsider. 9. Pack your tools. (see also: Zen and The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) 10. Learn how to ride a motorcycle. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 9:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29507 "2014-09-23T09:29:13Z")
Things to do Before You Go on a Motorcycle Ride 1. Go to the bathroom 2. Make sure your drivers license reflects that you’re an organ donor 3. Purchase or borrow a motorcycle 4. Put on your helmet 5. Make sure your life insurance beneficiary is me. 6. Put on your other protective gear (gloves, jacket, boots, pants) 7. Sit on the motorcycle. 8. Reconsider. 9. Pack your tools. (see also: Zen and The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) 10. Learn how to ride a motorcycle. 11. Buy a BMW R1200GS. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29508 "2014-09-23T11:08:56Z")
Things to do Before You Go on a Motorcycle Ride 1. Go to the bathroom 2. Make sure your drivers license reflects that you’re an organ donor 3. Purchase or borrow a motorcycle 4. Put on your helmet 5. Make sure your life insurance beneficiary is me. 6. Put on your other protective gear (gloves, jacket, boots, pants) 7. Sit on the motorcycle. 8. Reconsider. 9. Pack your tools. (see also: Zen and The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) 10. Learn how to ride a motorcycle. 11. Buy a BMW R1200GS. 12. Flex and pose in front of the mirror while playing Steppenwolf’s “Born to Be Wild” really loud ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29509 "2014-09-23T14:58:32Z")
Things to do Before You Go on a Motorcycle Ride 1. Go to the bathroom 2. Make sure your drivers license reflects that you’re an organ donor 3. Purchase or borrow a motorcycle 4. Put on your helmet 5. Make sure your life insurance beneficiary is me. 6. Put on your other protective gear (gloves, jacket, boots, pants) 7. Sit on the motorcycle. 8. Reconsider. 9. Pack your tools. (see also: Zen and The Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) 10. Learn how to ride a motorcycle. 11. Buy a BMW R1200GS. 12. Flex and pose in front of the mirror while playing Steppenwolf’s “Born to Be Wild” really loud 13. Put on you colours. 13 Songs about Biking - Artist 1. Bicycle Race - Queen ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29510 "2014-09-23T15:02:10Z")
13 Songs about Biking - Artist 1. Bicycle Race - Queen 2. [Bike - Pink Floyd](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmW17QvUhRM) Really, it’s more about owning a bike, and being willing to share it, than actually riding. Also, drugs. All of the drugs. ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29511 "2014-09-23T15:16:44Z")
13 Songs about Biking - Artist 1. Bicycle Race - Queen 2. Bike - Pink Floyd 3. Leader of the Pack - The Shangri-Las ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29512 "2014-09-23T15:25:01Z")
13 Songs about Biking - Artist 1. Bicycle Race - Queen 2. Bike - Pink Floyd 3. Leader of the Pack - The Shangri-Las 4. Motorcycle Song by Arlo Guthrie “Iiiii don’t want a pickle. I wanna ride on my motorsickle. I don’t wanna diiiie. Just wanna ride on my motorcyyyyyyyyy… cle.” ---
**Author:** ![backsidejohnny](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/backsidejohnny/32/280_2.png) [@backsidejohnny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/backsidejohnny)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29513 "2014-09-23T15:43:14Z")
13 Songs about Biking - Artist 1. Bicycle Race - Queen 2. Bike - Pink Floyd 3. Leader of the Pack - The Shangri-Las 4. Motorcycle Song by Arlo Guthrie 5. Bad Motor Scooter - Montrose ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29514 "2014-09-23T16:18:01Z")
13 Songs about Biking - Artist 1. Bicycle Race - Queen 2. Bike - Pink Floyd 3. Leader of the Pack - The Shangri-Las 4. Motorcycle Song by Arlo Guthrie 5. Bad Motor Scooter - Montrose 6. Daisy Bell (A Bicycle Built For Two) - written in 1892 by Henry Dacre ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29515 "2014-09-23T16:28:56Z")
13 Songs about Biking - Artist 1. Bicycle Race - Queen 2. Bike - Pink Floyd 3. Leader of the Pack - The Shangri-Las 4. Motorcycle Song by Arlo Guthrie 5. Bad Motor Scooter - Montrose 6. Daisy Bell (A Bicycle Built For Two) - written in 1892 by Henry Dacre 7. Hell Bent for Leather by Judas Priest ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29516 "2014-09-23T16:40:48Z")
13 Songs about Biking - Artist 1. Bicycle Race - Queen 2. Bike - Pink Floyd 3. Leader of the Pack - The Shangri-Las 4. Motorcycle Song by Arlo Guthrie 5. Bad Motor Scooter - Montrose 6. Daisy Bell (A Bicycle Built For Two) - written in 1892 by Henry Dacre 7. Hell Bent for Leather by Judas Priest 8. Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29517 "2014-09-23T16:43:08Z")
13 Songs about Biking - Artist 1. Bicycle Race - Queen 2. Bike - Pink Floyd 3. Leader of the Pack - The Shangri-Las 4. Motorcycle Song by Arlo Guthrie 5. Bad Motor Scooter - Montrose 6. Daisy Bell (A Bicycle Built For Two) - written in 1892 by Henry Dacre 7. Hell Bent for Leather by Judas Priest 8. Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen 9. Jesus Never Had a Motorcycle - Marshall Tucker Band ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29518 "2014-09-23T16:51:56Z")
1. Bicycle Race - Queen 2. Bike - Pink Floyd 3. Leader of the Pack - The Shangri-Las 4. Motorcycle Song by Arlo Guthrie 5. Bad Motor Scooter - Montrose 6. Daisy Bell (A Bicycle Built For Two) - written in 1892 by Henry Dacre 7. Hell Bent for Leather by Judas Priest 8. Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen 9. Jesus Never Had a Motorcycle - Marshall Tucker Band 10. Bicycle Song - Red Hot Chili Peppers ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29519 "2014-09-23T17:07:40Z")
13 Songs about Biking - Artist 1. Bicycle Race - Queen 2. Bike - Pink Floyd 3. Leader of the Pack - The Shangri-Las 4. Motorcycle Song by Arlo Guthrie 5. Bad Motor Scooter - Montrose 6. Daisy Bell (A Bicycle Built For Two) - written in 1892 by Henry Dacre 7. Hell Bent for Leather by Judas Priest 8. Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen 9. Jesus Never Had a Motorcycle - Marshall Tucker Band 10. Bicycle Song - Red Hot Chili Peppers 11. Brand New Key - Melanie (Roller Skate Song) ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29520 "2014-09-23T17:21:44Z")
1. Bicycle Race - Queen 2. Bike - Pink Floyd 3. Leader of the Pack - The Shangri-Las 4. Motorcycle Song by Arlo Guthrie 5. Bad Motor Scooter - Montrose 6. Daisy Bell (A Bicycle Built For Two) - written in 1892 by Henry Dacre 7. Hell Bent for Leather by Judas Priest 8. Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen 9. Jesus Never Had a Motorcycle - Marshall Tucker Band 10. Bicycle Song - Red Hot Chili Peppers 11. Brand New Key - Melanie (Roller Skate Song) 12. Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29521 "2014-09-23T18:04:55Z")
1. Bicycle Race - Queen 2. Bike - Pink Floyd 3. Leader of the Pack - The Shangri-Las 4. Motorcycle Song by Arlo Guthrie 5. Bad Motor Scooter - Montrose 6. Daisy Bell (A Bicycle Built For Two) - written in 1892 by Henry Dacre 7. Hell Bent for Leather by Judas Priest 8. Born to Run by Bruce Springsteen 9. Jesus Never Had a Motorcycle - Marshall Tucker Band 10. Bicycle Song - Red Hot Chili Peppers 11. Brand New Key - Melanie (Roller Skate Song) 12. Fat Bottomed Girls - Queen 13. My White Bicycle - Nazareth Classic Western Movies 1. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29522 "2014-09-23T18:12:15Z")
Classic Western Movies 1. The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly 2. Shane ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [September 23, 2014, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/29523 "2014-09-23T18:20:56Z")
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