# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 149
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2961 "2010-12-28T14:13:58Z")
Things you don’t want to hear on New Year’s Eve 1. “Three… two… one… Let’s just be friends, OK?” 2. “License and registration, please” 3. “Hope you don’t mind, but the store ran out of champagne, so we’re toasting the New Year with club soda” 4. _klunk_ (the sound of Dick Clark, whom I think is already dead and they’re just wheeling him out anyway, keeling over dead on live TV 10 seconds before the ball hits 0) 5. “Seven-out” (I’ll be at a casino, part of the time at a Crap Table) 6. _tap tap_ “Hey. Angel of Death here. Just thought I’d give you a friendly heads up that you can conserve time by not bothering with the resolutions this year. kthxbye.” 7. “Who says you can’t mix beer, peppermint schnapps, screwdrivers and champagne? BLEARRRGH. Oh, sorry about your shoes, man…” 8. “All 13 of your picks in amarone’s SDMB death pool suddenly dropped dead earlier today.” 9. “Honey, we need to talk…” 10. “OMIGOD! The ball just came down on your head.” ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2962 "2010-12-28T16:05:43Z")
Things you don’t want to hear on New Year’s Eve 1. “Three… two… one… Let’s just be friends, OK?” 2. “License and registration, please” 3. “Hope you don’t mind, but the store ran out of champagne, so we’re toasting the New Year with club soda” 4. _klunk_ (the sound of Dick Clark, whom I think is already dead and they’re just wheeling him out anyway, keeling over dead on live TV 10 seconds before the ball hits 0) 5. “Seven-out” (I’ll be at a casino, part of the time at a Crap Table) 6. _tap tap_ “Hey. Angel of Death here. Just thought I’d give you a friendly heads up that you can conserve time by not bothering with the resolutions this year. kthxbye.” 7. “Who says you can’t mix beer, peppermint schnapps, screwdrivers and champagne? BLEARRRGH. Oh, sorry about your shoes, man…” 8. “All 13 of your picks in amarone’s SDMB death pool suddenly dropped dead earlier today.” 9. “Honey, we need to talk…” 10. “OMIGOD! The ball just came down on your head.” 11. “Wow, that was really great! =Whew.= By the way, I’m a dude.” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2963 "2010-12-28T18:08:52Z")
Things you don’t want to hear on New Year’s Eve 1. “Three… two… one… Let’s just be friends, OK?” 2. “License and registration, please” 3. “Hope you don’t mind, but the store ran out of champagne, so we’re toasting the New Year with club soda” 4. _klunk_ (the sound of Dick Clark, whom I think is already dead and they’re just wheeling him out anyway, keeling over dead on live TV 10 seconds before the ball hits 0) 5. “Seven-out” (I’ll be at a casino, part of the time at a Crap Table) 6. _tap tap_ “Hey. Angel of Death here. Just thought I’d give you a friendly heads up that you can conserve time by not bothering with the resolutions this year. kthxbye.” 7. “Who says you can’t mix beer, peppermint schnapps, screwdrivers and champagne? BLEARRRGH. Oh, sorry about your shoes, man…” 8. “All 13 of your picks in amarone’s SDMB death pool suddenly dropped dead earlier today.” 9. “Honey, we need to talk…” 10. “OMIGOD! The ball just came down on your head.” 11. “Wow, that was really great! =Whew.= By the way, I’m a dude.” 12. “Hey, I just remembered I forgot to change my clocks for daylight savings time. I guess it’s actually half past midnight.” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2964 "2010-12-28T18:11:30Z")
Things you don’t want to hear on New Year’s Eve 1. “Three… two… one… Let’s just be friends, OK?” 2. “License and registration, please” 3. “Hope you don’t mind, but the store ran out of champagne, so we’re toasting the New Year with club soda” 4. _klunk_ (the sound of Dick Clark, whom I think is already dead and they’re just wheeling him out anyway, keeling over dead on live TV 10 seconds before the ball hits 0) 5. “Seven-out” (I’ll be at a casino, part of the time at a Crap Table) 6. _tap tap_ “Hey. Angel of Death here. Just thought I’d give you a friendly heads up that you can conserve time by not bothering with the resolutions this year. kthxbye.” 7. “Who says you can’t mix beer, peppermint schnapps, screwdrivers and champagne? BLEARRRGH. Oh, sorry about your shoes, man…” 8. “All 13 of your picks in amarone’s SDMB death pool suddenly dropped dead earlier today.” 9. “Honey, we need to talk…” 10. “OMIGOD! The ball just came down on your head.” 11. “Wow, that was really great! =Whew.= By the way, I’m a dude.” 12. “Hey, I just remembered I forgot to change my clocks for daylight savings time. I guess it’s actually half past midnight.” 13. “You laughed at me when I predicted the world would end December 31, 2010. Well, who is laughing now?” New catagory: Best part of the SDMB annual [“Rudolph T.V. special”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=48886) thread. 1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey? ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2010, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2965 "2010-12-28T19:50:10Z")
New catagory: Best part of the SDMB annual [“Rudolph T.V. special”](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=48886) thread. 1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey? 2. Allows the late **poohpah chalupa** , who started the thread, to live on and be introduced to new members each year ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 2:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2966 "2010-12-29T02:11:14Z")
New catagory: Best part of the SDMB annual “Rudolph T.V. special” thread. 1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey? 2. Allows the late poohpah chalupa, who started the thread, to live on and be introduced to new members each year 3. The fact that we’re still discussing that damn kids TV special so many years later ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2967 "2010-12-29T02:45:05Z")
New catagory: Best part of the SDMB annual “Rudolph T.V. special” thread. 1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey? 2. Allows the late poohpah chalupa, who started the thread, to live on and be introduced to new members each year 3. The fact that we’re still discussing that damn kids TV special so many years later 4. Two of Santa’s Reindeer have gone out to stud as their were only 7 (including Rudolph) reindeer pulling the sleigh. (I prefer the stud version, to the downsize version) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2968 "2010-12-29T04:09:15Z")
Best part of the SDMB annual “Rudolph T.V. special” thread. 1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey? 2. Allows the late poohpah chalupa, who started the thread, to live on and be introduced to new members each year 3. The fact that we’re still discussing that damn kids TV special so many years later 4. Two of Santa’s Reindeer have gone out to stud as their were only 7 (including Rudolph) reindeer pulling the sleigh. (I prefer the stud version, to the downsize version) 5. The doll whose defect isn’t quite known for sure ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 6:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2969 "2010-12-29T06:17:23Z")
Best part of the SDMB annual “Rudolph T.V. special” thread. 1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey? 2. Allows the late poohpah chalupa, who started the thread, to live on and be introduced to new members each year 3. The fact that we’re still discussing that damn kids TV special so many years later 4. Two of Santa’s Reindeer have gone out to stud as their were only 7 (including Rudolph) reindeer pulling the sleigh. (I prefer the stud version, to the downsize version) 5. The doll whose defect isn’t quite known for sure 6. The Charlie in the Box ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2010, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2970 "2010-12-29T14:27:14Z")
Best part of the SDMB annual “Rudolph T.V. special” thread. 1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey? 2. Allows the late poohpah chalupa, who started the thread, to live on and be introduced to new members each year 3. The fact that we’re still discussing that damn kids TV special so many years later 4. Two of Santa’s Reindeer have gone out to stud as their were only 7 (including Rudolph) reindeer pulling the sleigh. (I prefer the stud version, to the downsize version) 5. The doll whose defect isn’t quite known for sure 6. The Charlie in the Box 7. The whole “did the elf murder the bird who can’t fly” debate. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2971 "2010-12-30T02:04:21Z")
Best part of the SDMB annual “Rudolph T.V. special” thread. 1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey? 2. Allows the late poohpah chalupa, who started the thread, to live on and be introduced to new members each year 3. The fact that we’re still discussing that damn kids TV special so many years later 4. Two of Santa’s Reindeer have gone out to stud as their were only 7 (including Rudolph) reindeer pulling the sleigh. (I prefer the stud version, to the downsize version) 5. The doll whose defect isn’t quite known for sure 6. The Charlie in the Box 7. The whole “did the elf murder the bird who can’t fly” debate. 8. The username of the OP ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2972 "2010-12-30T04:45:19Z")
Best part of the SDMB annual “Rudolph T.V. special” thread. 1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey? 2. Allows the late poohpah chalupa, who started the thread, to live on and be introduced to new members each year 3. The fact that we’re still discussing that damn kids TV special so many years later 4. Two of Santa’s Reindeer have gone out to stud as their were only 7 (including Rudolph) reindeer pulling the sleigh. (I prefer the stud version, to the downsize version) 5. The doll whose defect isn’t quite known for sure 6. The Charlie in the Box 7. The whole “did the elf murder the bird who can’t fly” debate. 8. The username of the OP 9. the fact that this topic might cure my daily fix of the Baker’s Dozen thread. Cold Turkey. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2010, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2973 "2010-12-30T15:32:32Z")
Best part of the SDMB annual “Rudolph T.V. special” thread. 1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey? 2. Allows the late poohpah chalupa, who started the thread, to live on and be introduced to new members each year 3. The fact that we’re still discussing that damn kids TV special so many years later 4. Two of Santa’s Reindeer have gone out to stud as their were only 7 (including Rudolph) reindeer pulling the sleigh. (I prefer the stud version, to the downsize version) 5. The doll whose defect isn’t quite known for sure 6. The Charlie in the Box 7. The whole “did the elf murder the bird who can’t fly” debate. 8. The username of the OP 9. the fact that this topic might cure my daily fix of the Baker’s Dozen thread. Cold Turkey. 10. Agreed. ---
**Author:** ![Idle\_Thoughts](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/838e76/32.png) [@Idle\_Thoughts](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Idle_Thoughts)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2974 "2010-12-31T14:48:26Z")
Best part of the SDMB annual “Rudolph T.V. special” thread. 1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey? 2. Allows the late poohpah chalupa, who started the thread, to live on and be introduced to new members each year 3. The fact that we’re still discussing that damn kids TV special so many years later 4. Two of Santa’s Reindeer have gone out to stud as their were only 7 (including Rudolph) reindeer pulling the sleigh. (I prefer the stud version, to the downsize version) 5. The doll whose defect isn’t quite known for sure 6. The Charlie in the Box 7. The whole “did the elf murder the bird who can’t fly” debate. 8. The username of the OP 9. the fact that this topic might cure my daily fix of the Baker’s Dozen thread. Cold Turkey. 10. Agreed. 11. It’s given us this great category for the game. ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2975 "2010-12-31T17:27:22Z")
Best part of the SDMB annual “Rudolph T.V. special” thread. 1. Herbie vs. Hermie, or is it Hermey? 2. Allows the late poohpah chalupa, who started the thread, to live on and be introduced to new members each year 3. The fact that we’re still discussing that damn kids TV special so many years later 4. Two of Santa’s Reindeer have gone out to stud as their were only 7 (including Rudolph) reindeer pulling the sleigh. (I prefer the stud version, to the downsize version) 5. The doll whose defect isn’t quite known for sure 6. The Charlie in the Box 7. The whole “did the elf murder the bird who can’t fly” debate. 8. The username of the OP 9. the fact that this topic might cure my daily fix of the Baker’s Dozen thread. Cold Turkey. 10. Agreed. 11. It’s given us this great category for the game. 12. It might be the category that took the longest. 13. It’s finally over. New Category - Hangover Cures 1. Aspirin ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2976 "2010-12-31T17:44:48Z")
Hangover Cures 1. Aspirin 2. Bloody Mary ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2977 "2010-12-31T17:55:22Z")
Hangover Cures 1. Aspirin 2. Bloody Mary 3. Ginger ale, splash of oj, splash of cranberry, 4 or 5 dashes of bitters. Repeat. ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2978 "2010-12-31T18:03:12Z")
Hangover Cures 1. Aspirin 2. Bloody Mary 3. Ginger ale, splash of oj, splash of cranberry, 4 or 5 dashes of bitters. Repeat. 4. [Menudo](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Menudo_%28soup%29) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2979 "2010-12-31T20:22:23Z")
Hangover Cures 1. Aspirin 2. Bloody Mary 3. Ginger ale, splash of oj, splash of cranberry, 4 or 5 dashes of bitters. Repeat. 4. Menudo 5. Gatorade ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2010, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/2980 "2010-12-31T22:21:42Z")
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