# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 154

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3061 "2011-01-07T02:51:33Z")

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> **[Renáta Jamrichová](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A1ta_Jamrichov%C3%A1)**
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> Renáta Jamrichová (born 20 June 2007) is a Slovak tennis player.
> She has a career high WTA singles ranking of 629 achieved on 28 November 2022. She also has a career high WTA doubles ranking of 1132 achieved on 19 December 2022.
> In 2022, she won 2 gold medals at the EYOF, winning in singles and mixed doubles. Jamrichová and her partner Federica Urgesi won the 2023 Australian girls' doubles title beating Hayu Kinoshita and Sara Saito in the final.

Pages that you get when you hit the “Random Page” link (above) on Wikipedia (linked)

1. Baranyai Decsi János
2. [Gert Engels](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gert_Engels), a German Soccer Player and Coach that was unknown to me.
3. [Knight of Kerry](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knight_of_Kerry) - one of three Anglo-Irish hereditary knighthoods.
4. [Gogogogo](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gogogogo), a village in SW Madagascar that is not, apparently, known for its dancers.
5. [Paeonia wittmanniana](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paeonia_wittmanniana), also known as Wittmann’s peony, is a perennial peony native to the southern Transcaucasian region

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3062 "2011-01-07T13:38:01Z")

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[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random)

Pages that you get when you hit the “Random Page” link (above) on Wikipedia (linked)

1. Baranyai Decsi János
2. [Gert Engels](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gert_Engels), a German Soccer Player and Coach that was unknown to me.
3. [Knight of Kerry](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knight_of_Kerry) - one of three Anglo-Irish hereditary knighthoods.
4. [Gogogogo](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gogogogo), a village in SW Madagascar that is not, apparently, known for its dancers.
5. [Paeonia wittmanniana](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paeonia_wittmanniana), also known as Wittmann’s peony, is a perennial peony native to the southern Transcaucasian region
6. [St Giles’ Church, Imber](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Giles%27_Church,_Imber)

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3063 "2011-01-07T14:01:50Z")

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…missed edit window but the history of the deserted village of Imber and it’s St. Giles’s Church is somewhat interesting.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3064 "2011-01-07T14:11:46Z")

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> **[Renáta Jamrichová](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A1ta_Jamrichov%C3%A1)**
>
> Renáta Jamrichová (born 20 June 2007) is a Slovak tennis player.
> She has a career high WTA singles ranking of 629 achieved on 28 November 2022. She also has a career high WTA doubles ranking of 1132 achieved on 19 December 2022.
> In 2022, she won 2 gold medals at the EYOF, winning in singles and mixed doubles. Jamrichová and her partner Federica Urgesi won the 2023 Australian girls' doubles title beating Hayu Kinoshita and Sara Saito in the final.

Pages that you get when you hit the “Random Page” link (above) on Wikipedia (linked)

1. Baranyai Decsi János
2. Gert Engels, a German Soccer Player and Coach that was unknown to me.
3. Knight of Kerry - one of three Anglo-Irish hereditary knighthoods.
4. Gogogogo, a village in SW Madagascar that is not, apparently, known for its dancers.
5. Paeonia wittmanniana, also known as Wittmann’s peony, is a perennial peony native to the southern Transcaucasian region
6. St Giles’ Church, Imber Wiltshire, England was built in the late 13th or early 14th century. It has been designated as a Grade I listed building and is now in the care of the Churches Conservation Trust.
7. [Rajashekhara Varman](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rajashekhara_Varman) known as a Cheraman Perumal (Great man of the Cheras) was a Nayanar regal saint from the ancient Chera country/

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**Author:** ![EristicKallistic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/85e7bf/32.png) [@EristicKallistic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EristicKallistic)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3065 "2011-01-07T14:14:07Z")

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[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random)

Pages that you get when you hit the “Random Page” link (above) on Wikipedia (linked)

1. Baranyai Decsi János
2. [Gert Engels](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gert_Engels), a German Soccer Player and Coach that was unknown to me.
3. [Knight of Kerry](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knight_of_Kerry) - one of three Anglo-Irish hereditary knighthoods.
4. [Gogogogo](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gogogogo), a village in SW Madagascar that is not, apparently, known for its dancers.
5. [Paeonia wittmanniana](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paeonia_wittmanniana), also known as Wittmann’s peony, is a perennial peony native to the southern Transcaucasian region
6. [St Giles’ Church, Imber](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Giles%27_Church,_Imber)
7. [Rajashekhara Varman](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rajashekhara_Varman) known as a Cheraman Perumal (Great man of the Cheras) was a Nayanar regal saint from the ancient Chera country
8. [Lunar\_Saros\_120](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_Saros_120), The Saros cycle of lunar eclipses, woo!

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**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3066 "2011-01-07T14:16:36Z")

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[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random)

Pages that you get when you hit the “Random Page” link (above) on Wikipedia (linked)

1. Baranyai Decsi János
2. [Gert Engels](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gert_Engels), a German Soccer Player and Coach that was unknown to me.
3. [Knight of Kerry](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knight_of_Kerry) - one of three Anglo-Irish hereditary knighthoods.
4. [Gogogogo](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gogogogo), a village in SW Madagascar that is not, apparently, known for its dancers.
5. [Paeonia wittmanniana](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paeonia_wittmanniana), also known as Wittmann’s peony, is a perennial peony native to the southern Transcaucasian region
6. [St Giles’ Church, Imber](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Giles%27_Church,_Imber)
7. [Rajashekhara Varman](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rajashekhara_Varman) known as a Cheraman Perumal (Great man of the Cheras) was a Nayanar regal saint from the ancient Chera country
8. [Lunar\_Saros\_120](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_Saros_120), The Saros cycle of lunar eclipses, woo!
9. [Mound Laboratories](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mound_Laboratories) - An Atomic Energy Commission (later Department of Energy) facility for Nuclear weapon research during the Cold War. Mound was declared a Superfund site and was put on the National Priorities list in 1989.

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3067 "2011-01-07T15:19:06Z")

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[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random)

Pages that you get when you hit the “Random Page” link (above) on Wikipedia (linked)

1. Baranyai Decsi János
2. [Gert Engels](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gert_Engels), a German Soccer Player and Coach that was unknown to me.
3. [Knight of Kerry](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Knight_of_Kerry) - one of three Anglo-Irish hereditary knighthoods.
4. [Gogogogo](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gogogogo), a village in SW Madagascar that is not, apparently, known for its dancers.
5. [Paeonia wittmanniana](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Paeonia_wittmanniana), also known as Wittmann’s peony, is a perennial peony native to the southern Transcaucasian region
6. [St Giles’ Church, Imber](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St_Giles%27_Church,_Imber)
7. [Rajashekhara Varman](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rajashekhara_Varman) known as a Cheraman Perumal (Great man of the Cheras) was a Nayanar regal saint from the ancient Chera country
8. [Lunar\_Saros\_120](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lunar_Saros_120), The Saros cycle of lunar eclipses, woo!
9. [Mound Laboratories](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mound_Laboratories) - An Atomic Energy Commission (later Department of Energy) facility for Nuclear weapon research during the Cold War. Mound was declared a Superfund site and was put on the National Priorities list in 1989.
10. [Femoral neck targeting](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Femoral_neck_targeting) which is either a surgical method or a how-to book for vampires.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3068 "2011-01-07T17:05:52Z")

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> **[Renáta Jamrichová](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A1ta_Jamrichov%C3%A1)**
>
> Renáta Jamrichová (born 20 June 2007) is a Slovak tennis player.
> She has a career high WTA singles ranking of 629 achieved on 28 November 2022. She also has a career high WTA doubles ranking of 1132 achieved on 19 December 2022.
> In 2022, she won 2 gold medals at the EYOF, winning in singles and mixed doubles. Jamrichová and her partner Federica Urgesi won the 2023 Australian girls' doubles title beating Hayu Kinoshita and Sara Saito in the final.

Pages that you get when you hit the “Random Page” link (above) on Wikipedia (linked)

1. Baranyai Decsi János
2. Gert Engels, a German Soccer Player and Coach that was unknown to me.
3. Knight of Kerry - one of three Anglo-Irish hereditary knighthoods.
4. Gogogogo, a village in SW Madagascar that is not, apparently, known for its dancers.
5. Paeonia wittmanniana, also known as Wittmann’s peony, is a perennial peony native to the southern Transcaucasian region
6. St Giles’ Church, Imber
7. Rajashekhara Varman known as a Cheraman Perumal (Great man of the Cheras) was a Nayanar regal saint from the ancient Chera country
8. Lunar\_Saros\_120, The Saros cycle of lunar eclipses, woo!
9. Mound Laboratories - An Atomic Energy Commission (later Department of Energy) facility for Nuclear weapon research during the Cold War. Mound was declared a Superfund site and was put on the National Priorities list in 1989.
10. Femoral neck targeting which is either a surgical method or a how-to book for vampires.  
11.[Lucy D’Escoffier Crespo daSilva](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_D%E2%80%99Escoffier_Crespo_da_Silva), a promising astronomy student at MIT who committed suicide and had an asteroid named in memory of her.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3069 "2011-01-07T17:38:25Z")

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> **[Renáta Jamrichová](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ren%C3%A1ta_Jamrichov%C3%A1)**
>
> Renáta Jamrichová (born 20 June 2007) is a Slovak tennis player.
> She has a career high WTA singles ranking of 629 achieved on 28 November 2022. She also has a career high WTA doubles ranking of 1132 achieved on 19 December 2022.
> In 2022, she won 2 gold medals at the EYOF, winning in singles and mixed doubles. Jamrichová and her partner Federica Urgesi won the 2023 Australian girls' doubles title beating Hayu Kinoshita and Sara Saito in the final.

Pages that you get when you hit the “Random Page” link (above) on Wikipedia (linked)

1. Baranyai Decsi János
2. Gert Engels, a German Soccer Player and Coach that was unknown to me.
3. Knight of Kerry - one of three Anglo-Irish hereditary knighthoods.
4. Gogogogo, a village in SW Madagascar that is not, apparently, known for its dancers.
5. Paeonia wittmanniana, also known as Wittmann’s peony, is a perennial peony native to the southern Transcaucasian region
6. St Giles’ Church, Imber
7. Rajashekhara Varman known as a Cheraman Perumal (Great man of the Cheras) was a Nayanar regal saint from the ancient Chera country
8. Lunar\_Saros\_120, The Saros cycle of lunar eclipses, woo!
9. Mound Laboratories - An Atomic Energy Commission (later Department of Energy) facility for Nuclear weapon research during the Cold War. Mound was declared a Superfund site and was put on the National Priorities list in 1989.
10. Femoral neck targeting which is either a surgical method or a how-to book for vampires.  
11.[Lucy D’Escoffier Crespo daSilva](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_D%E2%80%99Escoffier_Crespo_da_Silva), a promising astronomy student at MIT who committed suicide and had an asteroid named in memory of her.
11. [Zenthoefer Furs](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zenthoefer_Furs) - a defunct St Loius amateur soccer team.

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3070 "2011-01-07T18:07:18Z")

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[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:Random)

Pages that you get when you hit the “Random Page” link (above) on Wikipedia (linked)

1. Baranyai Decsi János
2. Gert Engels, a German Soccer Player and Coach that was unknown to me.
3. Knight of Kerry - one of three Anglo-Irish hereditary knighthoods.
4. Gogogogo, a village in SW Madagascar that is not, apparently, known for its dancers.
5. Paeonia wittmanniana, also known as Wittmann’s peony, is a perennial peony native to the southern Transcaucasian region
6. St Giles’ Church, Imber
7. Rajashekhara Varman known as a Cheraman Perumal (Great man of the Cheras) was a Nayanar regal saint from the ancient Chera country
8. Lunar\_Saros\_120, The Saros cycle of lunar eclipses, woo!
9. Mound Laboratories - An Atomic Energy Commission (later Department of Energy) facility for Nuclear weapon research during the Cold War. Mound was declared a Superfund site and was put on the National Priorities list in 1989.
10. Femoral neck targeting which is either a surgical method or a how-to book for vampires.  
11.[Lucy D’Escoffier Crespo daSilva](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucy_D%E2%80%99Escoffier_Crespo_da_Silva), a promising astronomy student at MIT who committed suicide and had an asteroid named in memory of her.
11. [Zenthoefer Furs](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zenthoefer_Furs) - a defunct St Loius amateur soccer team.
12. [Factotum (novel)](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Factotum_(novel))- (1975) is the second novel by [American](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States) author [Charles Bukowski](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Charles_Bukowski).

New Years Resolutions

1. Spend more quality time with my wife.

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3071 "2011-01-07T18:28:49Z")

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New Years Resolutions

1. Spend more quality time with my wife.
2. Lose 20 lbs

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3072 "2011-01-07T18:52:21Z")

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New Years Resolutions

1. Spend more quality time with my wife.
2. Lose 20 lbs.
3. Quit drinking so much

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**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3073 "2011-01-07T19:02:43Z")

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New Years Resolutions

1. Spend more quality time with my wife.
2. Lose 20 lbs.
3. Quit drinking so much
4. Stop posting so much to the Dope. …DAMNIT!

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3074 "2011-01-07T19:06:07Z")

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New Years Resolutions

1. Spend more quality time with my wife.
2. Lose 20 lbs.
3. Quit drinking so much
4. Stop posting so much to the Dope. …DAMNIT!
5. Don’t post the fifth item in any list… SHIT!

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3075 "2011-01-07T19:48:52Z")

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New Years Resolutions

1. Spend more quality time with my wife.
2. Lose 20 lbs.
3. Quit drinking so much
4. Stop posting so much to the Dope. …DAMNIT!
5. Don’t post the fifth item in any list… SHIT!
6. Spend LESS quality time with other people wives.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3076 "2011-01-07T20:28:10Z")

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New Years Resolutions

1. Spend more quality time with my wife.
2. Lose 20 lbs.
3. Quit drinking so much
4. Stop posting so much to the Dope. …DAMNIT!
5. Don’t post the fifth item in any list… SHIT!
6. Spend LESS quality time with other people wives.
7. Make **notfrommensa** ’s wife forget her husband entirely.

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**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2011, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3077 "2011-01-07T23:13:05Z")

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New Years Resolutions

1. Spend more quality time with my wife.
2. Lose 20 lbs.
3. Quit drinking so much
4. Stop posting so much to the Dope. …DAMNIT!
5. Don’t post the fifth item in any list… SHIT!
6. Spend LESS quality time with other people wives.
7. Make notfrommensa’s wife forget her husband entirely.
8. Clean out the garage.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3078 "2011-01-08T00:21:27Z")

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New Years Resolutions

1. Spend more quality time with my wife.
2. Lose 20 lbs.
3. Quit drinking so much
4. Stop posting so much to the Dope. …DAMNIT!
5. Don’t post the fifth item in any list… SHIT!
6. Spend LESS quality time with other people wives.
7. Make notfrommensa’s wife forget her husband entirely.
8. Clean out the garage.
9. Read more books.

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**Author:** ![JessMagic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c0e974/32.png) [@JessMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JessMagic)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3079 "2011-01-08T12:37:05Z")

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New Years Resolutions

1. Spend more quality time with my wife.
2. Lose 20 lbs.
3. Quit drinking so much
4. Stop posting so much to the Dope. …DAMNIT!
5. Don’t post the fifth item in any list… SHIT!
6. Spend LESS quality time with other people wives.
7. Make notfrommensa’s wife forget her husband entirely.
8. Clean out the garage.
9. Read more books.
10. No more boozy cigarettes.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3080 "2011-01-08T18:07:47Z")

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New Years Resolutions

1. Spend more quality time with my wife.
2. Lose 20 lbs.
3. Quit drinking so much
4. Stop posting so much to the Dope. …DAMNIT!
5. Don’t post the fifth item in any list… SHIT!
6. Spend LESS quality time with other people wives.
7. Make notfrommensa’s wife forget her husband entirely.
8. Clean out the garage.
9. Read more books.
10. No more boozy cigarettes.
11. No more smoky alcohol.

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