# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 155
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3081 "2011-01-08T18:49:33Z")
New Years Resolutions 1. Spend more quality time with my wife. 2. Lose 20 lbs. 3. Quit drinking so much 4. Stop posting so much to the Dope. …DAMNIT! 5. Don’t post the fifth item in any list… SHIT! 6. Spend LESS quality time with other people wives. 7. Make notfrommensa’s wife forget her husband entirely. 8. Clean out the garage. 9. Read more books. 10. No more boozy cigarettes. 11. No more smoky alcohol. 12. Procrastinate… ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3082 "2011-01-08T21:43:08Z")
New Years Resolutions 1. Spend more quality time with my wife. 2. Lose 20 lbs. 3. Quit drinking so much 4. Stop posting so much to the Dope. …DAMNIT! 5. Don’t post the fifth item in any list… SHIT! 6. Spend LESS quality time with other people wives. 7. Make notfrommensa’s wife forget her husband entirely. 8. Clean out the garage. 9. Read more books. 10. No more boozy cigarettes. 11. No more smoky alcohol. 12. Procrastinate… 13. Finish lists more quickly. Next category: The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet 1. Infectious ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3083 "2011-01-08T21:46:09Z")
The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet 1. Infectious 2. Horny ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3084 "2011-01-08T21:49:21Z")
The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet 1. Infectious 2. Horny 3. Boozy ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3085 "2011-01-08T21:55:24Z")
The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet 1. Infectious 2. Horny 3. Boozy 4. Sleazy ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3086 "2011-01-08T22:01:10Z")
The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet 1. Infectious 2. Horny 3. Boozy 4. Sleazy 5. Grimy ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3087 "2011-01-08T22:43:31Z")
The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet 1. Infectious 2. Horny 3. Boozy 4. Sleazy 5. Grimy 6. Flatulent ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 8, 2011, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3088 "2011-01-08T23:19:52Z")
The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet 1. Infectious 2. Horny 3. Boozy 4. Sleazy 5. Grimy 6. Flatulent 7. Scabby ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3089 "2011-01-09T02:16:34Z")
The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet 1. Infectious 2. Horny 3. Boozy 4. Sleazy 5. Grimy 6. Flatulent 7. Scabby 8. Snarly ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3090 "2011-01-09T02:57:49Z")
The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet 1. Infectious 2. Horny 3. Boozy 4. Sleazy 5. Grimy 6. Flatulent 7. Apathetic 8. Scabby 9. Snarly ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3091 "2011-01-09T04:34:57Z")
The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet 1. Infectious 2. Horny 3. Boozy 4. Sleazy 5. Grimy 6. Flatulent 7. Apathetic 8. Scabby 9. Snarly 10. Keebler ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3092 "2011-01-09T04:50:29Z")
The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet 1. Infectious 2. Horny 3. Boozy 4. Sleazy 5. Grimy 6. Flatulent 7. Apathetic 8. Scabby 9. Snarly 10. Keebler 11. Itchy Keebler’s an elf, not a dwarf. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3093 "2011-01-09T05:28:15Z")
The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet 1. Infectious 2. Horny 3. Boozy 4. Sleazy 5. Grimy 6. Flatulent 7. Apathetic 8. Scabby 9. Snarly 10. Keebler 11. Itchy 12. Wasted ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3094 "2011-01-09T18:16:46Z")
The dwarves Snow White didn’t meet 1. Infectious 2. Horny 3. Boozy 4. Sleazy 5. Grimy 6. Flatulent 7. Apathetic 8. Scabby 9. Snarly 10. Keebler 11. Itchy 12. Wasted 13. Gary Coleman Next: Presidential Nicknames 1. George “Dubya” Bush ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3095 "2011-01-09T18:19:19Z")
Next: Presidential Nicknames 1. George “Dubya” Bush 2. Dwight “Ike” Eisenhower ---
**Author:** ![JessMagic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c0e974/32.png) [@JessMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JessMagic)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3096 "2011-01-09T19:14:11Z")
Presidential Nicknames 1. George “Dubya” Bush 2. Dwight “Ike” Eisenhower 3. Bill “Slick Willie” Clinton ---
**Author:** ![etv78](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/d78d45/32.png) [@etv78](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/etv78)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3097 "2011-01-09T20:59:29Z")
Presidential Nicknames 1. George “Dubya” Bush 2. Dwight “Ike” Eisenhower 3. Bill “Slick Willie” Clinton 4. Richard “Tricky Dick” Nixon ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 10:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3098 "2011-01-09T22:30:35Z")
Presidential Nicknames 1. George “Dubya” Bush 2. Dwight “Ike” Eisenhower 3. Bill “Slick Willie” Clinton 4. Richard “Tricky Dick” Nixon 5. John F. “Jack” Kennedy ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [January 9, 2011, 11:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3099 "2011-01-09T23:53:10Z")
Presidential Nicknames 1. George “Dubya” Bush 2. Dwight “Ike” Eisenhower 3. Bill “Slick Willie” Clinton 4. Richard “Tricky Dick” Nixon 5. John F. “Jack” Kennedy 6 "Silent Cal"vin Coolidge ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2011, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3100 "2011-01-10T00:20:23Z")
Presidential Nicknames 1. George “Dubya” Bush 2. Dwight “Ike” Eisenhower 3. Bill “Slick Willie” Clinton 4. Richard “Tricky Dick” Nixon 5. John F. “Jack” Kennedy 6 "Silent Cal"vin Coolidge 6. “Give em Hell” Harry Truman [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=154) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=156)