# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1568

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31344 "2014-11-19T20:55:41Z")

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Movies depicting drug-induced hallucinations

1. Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas
2. The Doors
3. Dumbo
4. The Big Lebowski
5. Requiem for a Dream
6. Beavis and Butthead Do America
7. Trainspotting
8. Altered States
9. Cheech and Chong’s Nice Dreams
10. Go Ask Alice
11. Hair
12. Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
13. Young Guns

New topic: A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

1. Turnips

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31345 "2014-11-19T21:09:26Z")

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A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

1. Turnips
2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes- they’re fine on their own.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31346 "2014-11-19T21:22:14Z")

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A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

1. Turnips
2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes-
3. boiled eggs in anything

They can ruin otherwise perfectly good dressing or giblet gravy.  
I couldn’t hate boiled eggs more if they were made out of a combination of fat-free mayo and Al-Qaeda.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31347 "2014-11-19T21:39:14Z")

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A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

1. Turnips
2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes-
3. boiled eggs in anything
4. Oyster dressing.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31348 "2014-11-19T21:45:44Z")

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A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

1. Turnips
2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes-
3. boiled eggs in anything
4. Oyster dressing.
5. Green Bean Casserole. Just give me steamed green beans without all the goop, please. thanks.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31349 "2014-11-19T21:57:28Z")

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A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

1. Turnips
2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes-
3. boiled eggs in anything
4. Oyster dressing.
5. Green Bean Casserole.
6. Raw vegetables

Say prayers and talk about things you’re thankful for all you want, but the day’s about gluttony. Let’s not have the pretense of healthy food.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31350 "2014-11-19T21:59:39Z")

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A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

1. Turnips
2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes-
3. boiled eggs in anything
4. Oyster dressing.
5. Green Bean Casserole.
6. Raw vegetables
7. Cranberry anything.

Speaking for myself, I’d prefer boiled snot.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2014, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31351 "2014-11-19T22:37:24Z")

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A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

1. Turnips
2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes-
3. boiled eggs in anything
4. Oyster dressing.
5. Green Bean Casserole.
6. Raw vegetables
7. Cranberry anything
8. Soft drinks

Don’t know why, just sort of cheapens it to me.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31352 "2014-11-20T01:34:42Z")

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A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

1. Turnips
2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes-
3. boiled eggs in anything
4. Oyster dressing.
5. Green Bean Casserole.
6. Raw vegetables
7. Cranberry anything
8. Soft drinks
9. Mashed potatoes

…but I’m probably alone in this.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31353 "2014-11-20T02:02:43Z")

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Yes. Yes, you are.

A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

1. Turnips
2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes-
3. boiled eggs in anything
4. Oyster dressing.
5. Green Bean Casserole.
6. Raw vegetables
7. Cranberry anything
8. Soft drinks
9. Mashed potatoes
10. cooked carrots

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**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31354 "2014-11-20T03:16:32Z")

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Yes. Yes, you are.

A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

1. Turnips
2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes-
3. boiled eggs in anything
4. Oyster dressing.
5. Green Bean Casserole.
6. Raw vegetables
7. Cranberry anything
8. Soft drinks
9. Mashed potatoes
10. cooked carrots
11. Buttercup Squash

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31355 "2014-11-20T03:47:26Z")

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A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

1. Turnips
2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes-
3. boiled eggs in anything
4. Oyster dressing.
5. Green Bean Casserole.
6. Raw vegetables
7. Cranberry anything
8. Soft drinks
9. Mashed potatoes
10. cooked carrots
11. Buttercup Squash
12. Stove-top dressing

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31356 "2014-11-20T03:54:14Z")

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A Food You Wish WOULDN’T Be Served at Thanksgiving

1. Turnips
2. marshmallow-y sweet potatoes-
3. boiled eggs in anything
4. Oyster dressing.
5. Green Bean Casserole.
6. Raw vegetables
7. Cranberry anything
8. Soft drinks
9. Mashed potatoes
10. cooked carrots
11. Buttercup Squash
12. Stove-top dressing
13. All of the gluten-free stuff

I have people in my family who can’t eat gluten. So we have to make gluten-free substitutes of things for them. And trust me - nothing that’s gluten-free tastes as good as the original.

I’ll pass.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31357 "2014-11-20T12:45:26Z")

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Just thirteen of the ninety Eskimo phrases for snow (translated)

1. White stuff that seems to fall every freakin’ day around here

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 12:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31358 "2014-11-20T12:53:13Z")

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Just thirteen of the ninety Eskimo phrases for snow (translated)

1. White stuff that seems to fall every freakin’ day around here
2. Chachat - swirling snow that drives you nuts

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31359 "2014-11-20T14:01:23Z")

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Just thirteen of the ninety Eskimo phrases for snow (translated)

1. White stuff that seems to fall every freakin’ day around here
2. Chachat - swirling snow that drives you nuts
3. That shit that sticks to the windshield

FTR- (since this is the SDMB) There isn’t one “Eskimo” language and it’s arguable whether they have any more words for snow than English or some other languages.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31360 "2014-11-20T14:14:27Z")

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Just thirteen of the ninety Eskimo phrases for snow (translated)

1. White stuff that seems to fall every freakin’ day around here
2. Chachat - swirling snow that drives you nuts
3. That shit that sticks to the windshield
4. Flakes that turn into sleet and then rain and then back to flakes again

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31361 "2014-11-20T14:15:25Z")

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Just thirteen of the ninety Eskimo phrases for snow (translated)

1. White stuff that seems to fall every freakin’ day around here
2. Chachat - swirling snow that drives you nuts
3. That shit that sticks to the windshield
4. Flakes that turn into sleet and then rain and then back to flakes again
5. Really cold cocoanut, for which they have no word.

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31362 "2014-11-20T14:46:53Z")

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Just thirteen of the ninety Eskimo phrases for snow (translated)

1. White stuff that seems to fall every freakin’ day around here
2. Chachat - swirling snow that drives you nuts
3. That shit that sticks to the windshield
4. Flakes that turn into sleet and then rain and then back to flakes again
5. Really cold cocoanut, for which they have no word.
6. A good reason to stay in bed with my honey

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [November 20, 2014, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31363 "2014-11-20T14:55:24Z")

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Just thirteen of the ninety Eskimo phrases for snow (translated)

1. White stuff that seems to fall every freakin’ day around here
2. Chachat - swirling snow that drives you nuts
3. That shit that sticks to the windshield
4. Flakes that turn into sleet and then rain and then back to flakes again
5. Really cold cocoanut, for which they have no word.
6. A good reason to stay in bed with my honey
7. Ethereal alabaster wisps which blind you with their brilliance

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