# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1595
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31884 "2014-12-11T14:51:10Z")
Make a Christmas Song Title into a Porn Movie Title 1. Jingle Balls 2. O Horny Night 3. Santa Claus is cumming 4. The XXXmas Song 5. Rudolph, the Big Boobed Reindeer 6. The Little Fluffer Boy 7. The How I Did Her Chorus 8. Grandma Got Bent Over By A Reindeer 9. The Little Hummer Boy 10. I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus 11. The 12 Lays of Christmas 12. Dick the Halls with Boobs A-Plenty ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31885 "2014-12-11T15:21:17Z")
Make a Christmas Song Title into a Porn Movie Title 1. Jingle Balls 2. O Horny Night 3. Santa Claus is cumming 4. The XXXmas Song 5. Rudolph, the Big Boobed Reindeer 6. The Little Fluffer Boy 7. The How I Did Her Chorus 8. Grandma Got Bent Over By A Reindeer 9. The Little Hummer Boy 10. I Saw Mommy Fucking Santa Claus 11. The 12 Lays of Christmas 12. Dick the Halls with Boobs A-Plenty 13. Christmas (Baby Please Come) New: Fad Dances 1. The Twist ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31886 "2014-12-11T15:32:46Z")
Fad Dances 1. The Twist 2. Shing-a-Ling ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31887 "2014-12-11T15:42:38Z")
Fad Dances 1. The Twist 2. Shing-a-Ling 3. the Hustle ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31888 "2014-12-11T15:43:59Z")
Fad Dances 1. The Twist 2. Shing-a-Ling 3. the Hustle 4. The Macarena ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31889 "2014-12-11T15:47:01Z")
Fad Dances 1. The Twist 2. Shing-a-Ling 3. the Hustle 4. The Macarena 5. The Watusi ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31890 "2014-12-11T15:51:44Z")
Fad Dances 1. The Twist 2. Shing-a-Ling 3. the Hustle 4. The Macarena 5. The Watusi 6. The Mashed Potato ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31891 "2014-12-11T15:57:38Z")
Fad Dances 1. The Twist 2. Shing-a-Ling 3. the Hustle 4. The Macarena 5. The Watusi 6. The Mashed Potato 7. The Swim ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31892 "2014-12-11T15:57:52Z")
Fad Dances 1. The Twist 2. Shing-a-Ling 3. the Hustle 4. The Macarena 5. The Watusi 6. The Mashed Potato 7. Swim 8. Pony ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31893 "2014-12-11T15:58:11Z")
Fad Dances 1. The Twist 2. Shing-a-Ling 3. the Hustle 4. The Macarena 5. The Watusi 6. The Mashed Potato 7. The Swim 8. The Electric Slide ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31894 "2014-12-11T15:59:08Z")
Fad Dances 1. The Twist 2. Shing-a-Ling 3. the Hustle 4. The Macarena 5. The Watusi 6. The Mashed Potato 7. Swim 8. Pony 9. Electric SLide 10. Lambada (the forbidden dance… oooooh!!!") ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31895 "2014-12-11T16:44:10Z")
Fad Dances 1. The Twist 2. Shing-a-Ling 3. the Hustle 4. The Macarena 5. The Watusi 6. The Mashed Potato 7. Swim 8. Pony 9. Electric SLide 10. Lambada (“the forbidden dance… oooooh!!!”) 11. The Funky Chicken ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31896 "2014-12-11T17:13:01Z")
Fad Dances 1. The Twist 2. Shing-a-Ling 3. the Hustle 4. The Macarena 5. The Watusi 6. The Mashed Potato 7. Swim 8. Pony 9. Electric SLide 10. Lambada (“the forbidden dance… oooooh!!!”) 11. The Funky Chicken 12. The Pogo ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31897 "2014-12-11T17:20:28Z")
Fad Dances 1. The Twist 2. Shing-a-Ling 3. the Hustle 4. The Macarena 5. The Watusi 6. The Mashed Potato 7. Swim 8. Pony 9. Electric SLide 10. Lambada (“the forbidden dance… oooooh!!!”) 11. The Funky Chicken 12. The Pogo 13. The Bunny Hop Popular songs with a message 1. Cat’s in the Cradle - Harry Chapin ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31898 "2014-12-11T17:40:27Z")
Popular songs with a message 1. Cat’s in the Cradle - Harry Chapin 2. Blowin’ in the Wind- Bob Dylan ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31899 "2014-12-11T18:06:24Z")
Popular songs with a message 1. Cat’s in the Cradle - Harry Chapin 2. Blowin’ in the Wind- Bob Dylan 3. Cult of Personality - Living Colour ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31900 "2014-12-11T18:06:50Z")
Popular songs with a message 1. Cat’s in the Cradle - Harry Chapin 2. Blowin’ in the Wind- Bob Dylan 3. Cult of Personality - Living Colour 4. Luka - Suzanne Vega ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 6:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31901 "2014-12-11T18:09:10Z")
Popular songs with a message 1. Cat’s in the Cradle - Harry Chapin 2. Blowin’ in the Wind- Bob Dylan 3. Cult of Personality - Living Colour 4. Message in a Bottle- The Police What, too obvious? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31902 "2014-12-11T18:19:44Z")
Popular songs with a message 1. Cat’s in the Cradle - Harry Chapin 2. Blowin’ in the Wind- Bob Dylan 3. Cult of Personality - Living Colour 4. Message in a Bottle- The Police 5. Message to Michael - Dionne Warwick (among others) What? If **swampy** can, so can I ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [December 11, 2014, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/31903 "2014-12-11T18:28:07Z")
Popular songs with a message 1. Cat’s in the Cradle - Harry Chapin 2. Blowin’ in the Wind- Bob Dylan 3. Cult of Personality - Living Colour 4. Message in a Bottle- The Police 5. Message to Michael - Dionne Warwick (among others) 6. The Message - Grandmaster Flash and the Furious Five [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1594) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1596)