# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 160
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3181 "2011-01-13T16:43:35Z")
Credits from Troy McClure’s resumé 1. Hello, I’m Troy McClure! You might remember me from such celebrity funerals as “Andre The Giant, We Hardly Knew Ye” and “Shemp Howard: Today We Mourn A Stooge.” 2. …such driver’s ed films as “Alice’s Adventures through the Windshield Glass” and “The Decapitation of Larry Leadfoot”. 3. …such wonderful films as “The Contrabulous Fabtraption of Professor Horatio Hufnagel” 4. ….such educational films as “Lead Paint: Delicious But Deadly,” and “Here Comes the Metric System!” 5 …such automated information kiosks as “Welcome to Springfield Airport” and “Where’s Nordstrom?” 5. …such self-help videos as “Smoke Yourself Thin” and “Get Some Confidence, Stupid!” 6. …such educational films as “Fuzzy Bunny’s Guide to You-Know-What” 7. …such telethons as “Out with Gout '88” and “Let’s Save Tony Orlando’s House!” 8. …such wholesome family entertainment as “Good-Time Slim, Uncle Doobie, and the Great 'Frisco Freak-Out” 10…such filmstrips as Locker Room Towel Fight: the Blinding of Larry Driscoll. 9. …such nature films as “Earwigs: Eww!” and “Man vs. Nature: The Road to Victory.” 10. …such films as “Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die” and “Gladys, the Groovy Mule” 13… such dates as last night’s dinner. Speaking of Troy McClure: Celebriies arrested for sexual activity 1. Paul Reubens ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 4:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3182 "2011-01-13T16:54:39Z")
Celebriies arrested for sexual activity 1. Paul Reubens 2. George Michael ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3183 "2011-01-13T17:22:27Z")
Celebriies arrested for sexual activity 1. Paul Reubens 2. George Michael 3. Roman Polanski ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 5:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3184 "2011-01-13T17:29:31Z")
Celebrities arrested for sexual activity 1. Paul Reubens 2. George Michael 3. Roman Polanski 4. Fatty Arbuckle ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3185 "2011-01-13T18:54:19Z")
Celebrities arrested for sexual activity 1. Paul Reubens 2. George Michael 3. Roman Polanski 4. Fatty Arbuckle 5. Jim Morrison ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3186 "2011-01-13T19:11:34Z")
Celebrities arrested for sexual activity 1. Paul Reubens 2. George Michael 3. Roman Polanski 4. Fatty Arbuckle 5. Jim Morrison 6. Oscar Wilde ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3187 "2011-01-13T19:37:34Z")
Celebrities arrested for sexual activity 1. Paul Reubens 2. George Michael 3. Roman Polanski 4. Fatty Arbuckle 5. Jim Morrison 6. Oscar Wilde 7. R. Kelly ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3188 "2011-01-13T19:57:21Z")
Celebrities arrested for sexual activity 1. Paul Reubens 2. George Michael 3. Roman Polanski 4. Fatty Arbuckle 5. Jim Morrison 6. Oscar Wilde 7. R. Kelly 8. Rob Lowe ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3189 "2011-01-13T20:04:55Z")
Celebrities arrested for sexual activity 1. Paul Reubens 2. George Michael 3. Roman Polanski 4. Fatty Arbuckle 5. Jim Morrison 6. Oscar Wilde 7. R. Kelly 8. Rob Lowe 9. Hugh Grant ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3190 "2011-01-13T21:39:35Z")
Celebrities arrested for sexual activity 1. Paul Reubens 2. George Michael 3. Roman Polanski 4. Fatty Arbuckle 5. Jim Morrison 6. Oscar Wilde 7. R. Kelly 8. Rob Lowe 9. Hugh Grant 10. Frank Sinatra For “carrying on with a married woman,” illegal in New Jersey at the time: [http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/916884\_ce2ac44712.jpg](http://farm1.static.flickr.com/1/916884_ce2ac44712.jpg) I don’t recall Rob Lowe actually being arrested, and Wiki doesn’t say he was. ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 13, 2011, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3191 "2011-01-13T22:01:19Z")
Celebrities arrested for sexual activity 1. Paul Reubens 2. George Michael 3. Roman Polanski 4. Fatty Arbuckle 5. Jim Morrison 6. Oscar Wilde 7. R. Kelly 8. Rob Lowe (disputed) 9. Hugh Grant 10. Frank Sinatra 11. Larry Craig ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3192 "2011-01-14T00:10:58Z")
Celebrities arrested for sexual activity 1. Paul Reubens 2. George Michael 3. Roman Polanski 4. Fatty Arbuckle 5. Jim Morrison 6. Oscar Wilde 7. R. Kelly 8. Rob Lowe (disputed) 9. Hugh Grant 10. Frank Sinatra 11. Larry Craig 12. Kobe Bryant ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 1:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3193 "2011-01-14T01:06:11Z")
Celebrities arrested for sexual activity 1. Paul Reubens 2. George Michael 3. Roman Polanski 4. Fatty Arbuckle 5. Jim Morrison 6. Oscar Wilde 7. R. Kelly 8. Rob Lowe (disputed) 9. Hugh Grant 10. Frank Sinatra 11. Larry Craig 12. Kobe Bryant 13. Eddie Murphy Gender free names 1. Kelly ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3194 "2011-01-14T02:17:05Z")
Gender free names 1. Kelly 2. Sandy ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3195 "2011-01-14T02:35:04Z")
Gender free names 1. Kelly 2. Sandy 3. Vaarsuvius ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3196 "2011-01-14T02:59:26Z")
Gender free names 1. Kelly 2. Sandy 3. Vaarsuvius 4. Pat > **[Pat (Saturday Night Live)](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pat_%28Saturday_Night_Live%29)** > > Pat O'Neill Riley is an androgynous fictional character created and performed by Julia Sweeney for the American sketch comedy show Saturday Night Live (SNL) from 1990–1994. The character was later featured in the film It's Pat. The central humorous aspect of sketches featuring Pat is the inability of others to determine the character's sex. > Sweeney has said, "I'd been an accountant for like five years, and there was one person I worked with in particular who had a lot of mannerisms like Pat. T... ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3197 "2011-01-14T03:14:04Z")
1. Kelly 2. Sandy 3. Vaarsuvius 4. Pat 5. Kim ---
**Author:** ![EristicKallistic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/85e7bf/32.png) [@EristicKallistic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EristicKallistic)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3198 "2011-01-14T03:19:16Z")
1. Kelly 2. Sandy 3. Vaarsuvius 4. Pat 5. Kim 6. Chris ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3199 "2011-01-14T03:19:25Z")
1. Kelly 2. Sandy 3. Vaarsuvius 4. Pat 5. Kim 6. Lee ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3200 "2011-01-14T03:25:52Z")
Gender-free names 1. Kelly 2. Sandy 3. Vaarsuvius 4. Pat 5. Kim 6. Lee 7. Chris [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=159) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=161)