# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1604
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32064 "2014-12-16T15:57:29Z")
If Twelve Days of Christmas were Thirteen Days, and Set on the SDMB, what would some of the days be? 1. Thirteen zombies resurrected 2. Thirteen pigeon eggs ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32065 "2014-12-16T16:17:54Z")
If Twelve Days of Christmas were Thirteen Days, and Set on the SDMB, what would some of the days be? 1. Thirteen zombies resurrected 2. Thirteen pigeon eggs 3. Eleven trolls trolling ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 4:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32066 "2014-12-16T16:22:40Z")
If Twelve Days of Christmas were Thirteen Days, and Set on the SDMB, what would some of the days be? 1. Thirteen zombies resurrected 2. Thirteen pigeon eggs 3. Eleven trolls trolling 4. Ten mods a modding ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32067 "2014-12-16T16:36:37Z")
If Twelve Days of Christmas were Thirteen Days, and Set on the SDMB, what would some of the days be? 1. Thirteen zombies resurrected 2. Twelve pigeon eggs 3. Eleven trolls trolling 4. Ten mods a modding 5. Nine spammers spamming Fixed the numbering ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32068 "2014-12-16T16:39:23Z")
If Twelve Days of Christmas were Thirteen Days, and Set on the SDMB, what would some of the days be? 1. Thirteen zombies resurrected 2. Twelve pigeon eggs 3. Eleven trolls trolling 4. Ten mods a modding 5. Nine spammers spamming 6. Eight guys yelling “Cite?” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32069 "2014-12-16T16:42:45Z")
If Twelve Days of Christmas were Thirteen Days, and Set on the SDMB, what would some of the days be? 1. Thirteen zombies resurrected 2. Twelve pigeon eggs 3. Eleven trolls trolling 4. Ten mods a modding 5. Nine spammers spamming 6. Eight guys yelling “Cite?” 7. Seven recreational outrage pittings ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32070 "2014-12-16T17:23:17Z")
If Twelve Days of Christmas were Thirteen Days, and Set on the SDMB, what would some of the days be? 1. Thirteen zombies resurrected 2. Twelve pigeon eggs 3. Eleven trolls trolling 4. Ten mods a modding 5. Nine spammers spamming 6. Eight guys yelling “Cite?” 7. Seven recreational outrage pittings 8. Six k of g in a f p d ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 5:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32071 "2014-12-16T17:36:03Z")
If Twelve Days of Christmas were Thirteen Days, and Set on the SDMB, what would some of the days be? 1. Thirteen zombies resurrected 2. Twelve pigeon eggs 3. Eleven trolls trolling 4. Ten mods a modding 5. Nine spammers spamming 6. Eight guys yelling “Cite?” 7. Seven recreational outrage pittings 8. Six k of g in a f p d 9. Five MMP threads ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32072 "2014-12-16T17:47:33Z")
If Twelve Days of Christmas were Thirteen Days, and Set on the SDMB, what would some of the days be? 1. Thirteen zombies resurrected 2. Twelve pigeon eggs 3. Eleven trolls trolling 4. Ten mods a modding 5. Nine spammers spamming 6. Eight guys yelling “Cite?” 7. Seven recreational outrage pittings 8. Six k of g in a f p d 9. Five MMP threads 10. Four Mod Reprimands ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32073 "2014-12-16T18:15:53Z")
If Twelve Days of Christmas were Thirteen Days, and Set on the SDMB, what would some of the days be? 1. Thirteen zombies resurrected 2. Twelve pigeon eggs 3. Eleven trolls trolling 4. Ten mods a modding 5. Nine spammers spamming 6. Eight guys yelling “Cite?” 7. Seven recreational outrage pittings 8. Six k of g in a f p d 9. Five MMP threads 10. Four Mod Reprimands 11. Three ATMB complaints ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32074 "2014-12-16T18:17:38Z")
If Twelve Days of Christmas were Thirteen Days, and Set on the SDMB, what would some of the days be? 1. Thirteen zombies resurrected 2. Twelve pigeon eggs 3. Eleven trolls trolling 4. Ten mods a modding 5. Nine spammers spamming 6. Eight guys yelling “Cite?” 7. Seven recreational outrage pittings 8. Six k of g in a f p d 9. Five MMP threads 10. Four Mod Reprimands 11. Three ATMB complaints 12. Two Godfather Threads ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32075 "2014-12-16T18:20:00Z")
> [@Sampiro](#): > > Famous Actor/Director Pairings > … > 13. Christopher Guest and Fred Willard Fred Willard never directed. So how about: 1. Tor Johnson and Ed Wood If Twelve Days of Christmas were Thirteen Days, and Set on the SDMB, what would some of the days be? 1. Thirteen zombies resurrected 2. Twelve pigeon eggs 3. Eleven trolls trolling 4. Ten mods a modding 5. Nine spammers spamming 6. Eight guys yelling “Cite?” 7. Seven recreational outrage pittings 8. Six k of g in a f p d 9. Five MMP threads 10. Four Mod Reprimands 11. Three Godfather Threads 12. Two bizarrely engaging hypotheticals from **Skald** ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 6:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32076 "2014-12-16T18:23:18Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > Fred Willard never directed. So how about: My bad. Flip it: Fred Willard and Christopher Guest Your call for next thread, btw, since you had the thirteenth post (I ninjad). If Twelve Days of Christmas were Thirteen Days, and Set on the SDMB, what would some of the days be? 1. Thirteen zombies resurrected 2. Twelve pigeon eggs 3. Eleven trolls trolling 4. Ten mods a modding 5. Nine spammers spamming 6. Eight guys yelling “Cite?” 7. Seven recreational outrage pittings 8. Six k of g in a f p d 9. Five MMP threads 10. Four Mod Reprimands 11. Three ATMB Complaints 12. Two Godfather Threads 13. Two bizarrely engaging hypotheticals from **Skald** [/QUOTE] ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 6:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32077 "2014-12-16T18:38:14Z")
everyone together now… ONE NINJA’D POST!!! ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32078 "2014-12-16T18:49:56Z")
[singing]And a Ninjaed post in Ba-aker’s Doz’n![/singing] eta: I have to say, I am disappointed that #11 wasn’t “Three ‘Hi Opal’ lists” or similar ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32079 "2014-12-16T18:55:13Z")
**Elendil’s Heir** - you have control. (Mentioned in case he hasn’t noticed.) ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2014, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32080 "2014-12-16T18:58:36Z")
> [@anyrose](#): > > eta: I have to say, I am disappointed that #11 wasn’t “Three ‘Hi Opal’ lists” or similar Sorry, I even thought of including something for her, but forgot the #3 rule. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32081 "2014-12-17T02:09:49Z")
Sorry. Got distracted by real life. Next category: Nontraditional but still cool performances of classic Christmas songs (with links) 1. “We Three Kings,” the Roches: [The Roches - We Three Kings. - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qasM2QT5W14) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32082 "2014-12-17T02:15:23Z")
Next category: Nontraditional but still cool performances of classic Christmas songs (with links) 1. “We Three Kings,” the Roches: [The Roches - We Three Kings. - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qasM2QT5W14) 2. “Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24” (Carol of the Bells/God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen), by Trans-Siberian Orchestra: [Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Christmas Eve / Sarajevo (Timeless Version) (Official Music Video) [HD] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS_A) ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32083 "2014-12-17T13:53:33Z")
Next category: Nontraditional but still cool performances of classic Christmas songs (with links) 1. “We Three Kings,” the Roches: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qasM2QT5W14](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qasM2QT5W14) 2. “Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24” (Carol of the Bells/God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen), by Trans-Siberian Orchestra: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS\_A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS_A) 3. [“Silent Night” - Winger](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7so0jvmwDqw) - Wait for it… then they rock it out! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1603) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1605)