# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32084 "2014-12-17T14:40:03Z")

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Nontraditional but still cool performances of classic Christmas songs (with links)

1. “We Three Kings,” the Roches: [The Roches - We Three Kings. - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qasM2QT5W14)
2. “Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24” (Carol of the Bells/God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen), by Trans-Siberian Orchestra: [Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Christmas Eve / Sarajevo (Timeless Version) (Official Music Video) [HD] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS_A)
3. “Silent Night” - Winger - Wait for it… then they rock it out!
4. “12 Days of Chritmas” by Stan Kenton’s Orchestra [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfeSSqWTSQs)

In those days, before electronic amplification, Kenton was as loud as it could get.

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32085 "2014-12-17T14:53:17Z")

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Nontraditional but still cool performances of classic Christmas songs (with links)

1. “We Three Kings,” the Roches: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qasM2QT5W14](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qasM2QT5W14)
2. “Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24” (Carol of the Bells/God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen), by Trans-Siberian Orchestra: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS\_A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS_A)
3. “Silent Night” - Winger - Wait for it… then they rock it out! [WINGER - Silent Night - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7so0jvmwDqw)
4. “12 Days of Chritmas” by Stan Kenton’s Orchestra [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfeSSqWTSQs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfeSSqWTSQs)  
… fixed **jtur** ’s broken links.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32086 "2014-12-17T15:13:27Z")

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Nontraditional but still cool performances of classic Christmas songs (with links)

1. “We Three Kings,” the Roches: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qasM2QT5W14](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qasM2QT5W14)
2. “Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24” (Carol of the Bells/God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen), by Trans-Siberian Orchestra: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS\_A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS_A)
3. “Silent Night” - Winger - Wait for it… then they rock it out! [WINGER - Silent Night - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7so0jvmwDqw)
4. “12 Days of Chritmas” by Stan Kenton’s Orchestra [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfeSSqWTSQs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfeSSqWTSQs)
5. “O Come, O Come Emmanuel” by Rob Halford: [Halford - Oh Come O Come Emanuel - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz5nmi4TY3I)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32087 "2014-12-17T15:53:19Z")

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Nontraditional but still cool performances of classic Christmas songs (with links)

1. “We Three Kings,” the Roches: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qasM2QT5W14](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qasM2QT5W14)
2. “Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24” (Carol of the Bells/God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen), by Trans-Siberian Orchestra: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS\_A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS_A)
3. “Silent Night” - Winger - Wait for it… then they rock it out! [WINGER - Silent Night - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7so0jvmwDqw)
4. “12 Days of Chritmas” by Stan Kenton’s Orchestra [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfeSSqWTSQs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfeSSqWTSQs)
5. “O Come, O Come Emmanuel” by Rob Halford: [Halford - Oh Come O Come Emanuel - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz5nmi4TY3I)
6. “O Tannenbaum” by the Vince Guaraldi Trio: [Vince Guaraldi Trio - O Tannenbaum - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fh133ZO1AE)

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32088 "2014-12-17T16:26:02Z")

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Nontraditional but still cool performances of classic Christmas songs (with links)

1. “We Three Kings,” the Roches: [The Roches - We Three Kings. - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qasM2QT5W14)
2. “Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24” (Carol of the Bells/God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen), by Trans-Siberian Orchestra: [Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Christmas Eve / Sarajevo (Timeless Version) (Official Music Video) [HD] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS_A)
3. “Silent Night” - Winger - Wait for it… then they rock it out! [WINGER - Silent Night - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7so0jvmwDqw)
4. “12 Days of Chritmas” by Stan Kenton’s Orchestra [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfeSSqWTSQs)
5. “O Come, O Come Emmanuel” by Rob Halford: [Halford - Oh Come O Come Emanuel - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz5nmi4TY3I)
6. “O Tannenbaum” by the Vince Guaraldi Trio: [Vince Guaraldi Trio - O Tannenbaum - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fh133ZO1AE)
7. The Singing Dogs, “Jingle Bells” [Jingle Bells (The Singing Dogs) - Christmas Through the Years - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NquM0HTeQXA)

This was actually a hit, and was played every hour on the radio in 1955,

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 4:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32089 "2014-12-17T16:40:37Z")

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Nontraditional but still cool performances of classic Christmas songs (with links)

1. “We Three Kings,” the Roches: [The Roches - We Three Kings. - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qasM2QT5W14)
2. “Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24” (Carol of the Bells/God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen), by Trans-Siberian Orchestra: [Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Christmas Eve / Sarajevo (Timeless Version) (Official Music Video) [HD] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS_A)
3. “Silent Night” - Winger - Wait for it… then they rock it out! [WINGER - Silent Night - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7so0jvmwDqw)
4. “12 Days of Chritmas” by Stan Kenton’s Orchestra [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfeSSqWTSQs)
5. “O Come, O Come Emmanuel” by Rob Halford: [Halford - Oh Come O Come Emanuel - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz5nmi4TY3I)
6. “O Tannenbaum” by the Vince Guaraldi Trio: [Vince Guaraldi Trio - O Tannenbaum - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fh133ZO1AE)
7. “Jingle Bells,” The Singing Dogs: [Jingle Bells (The Singing Dogs) - Christmas Through the Years - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NquM0HTeQXA)
8. “Hallelujah Chorus,” The Roches: [The Roches Hallelujah Chorus 1982 - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEtSkJDA61g)

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**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32090 "2014-12-17T18:46:06Z")

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Nontraditional but still cool performances of classic Christmas songs (with links)

1. “We Three Kings,” the Roches: [The Roches - We Three Kings. - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qasM2QT5W14)
2. “Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24” (Carol of the Bells/God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen), by Trans-Siberian Orchestra: [Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Christmas Eve / Sarajevo (Timeless Version) (Official Music Video) [HD] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS_A)
3. “Silent Night” - Winger - Wait for it… then they rock it out! [WINGER - Silent Night - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7so0jvmwDqw)
4. “12 Days of Chritmas” by Stan Kenton’s Orchestra [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfeSSqWTSQs)
5. “O Come, O Come Emmanuel” by Rob Halford: [Halford - Oh Come O Come Emanuel - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz5nmi4TY3I)
6. “O Tannenbaum” by the Vince Guaraldi Trio: [Vince Guaraldi Trio - O Tannenbaum - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fh133ZO1AE)
7. “Jingle Bells,” The Singing Dogs: [Jingle Bells (The Singing Dogs) - Christmas Through the Years - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NquM0HTeQXA)
8. “Hallelujah Chorus,” The Roches: [The Roches Hallelujah Chorus 1982 - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEtSkJDA61g)
9. “Little Drummer Boy,” the Klezmonauts: [Little Drummer Boy - The Klezmonauts - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9S1tSW5_XA)

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [December 17, 2014, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32091 "2014-12-17T20:38:20Z")

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Nontraditional but still cool performances of classic Christmas songs (with links)

1. “We Three Kings,” the Roches: [The Roches - We Three Kings. - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qasM2QT5W14)
2. “Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24” (Carol of the Bells/God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen), by Trans-Siberian Orchestra: [Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Christmas Eve / Sarajevo (Timeless Version) (Official Music Video) [HD] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS_A)
3. “Silent Night” - Winger - Wait for it… then they rock it out! [WINGER - Silent Night - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7so0jvmwDqw)
4. “12 Days of Chritmas” by Stan Kenton’s Orchestra [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfeSSqWTSQs)
5. “O Come, O Come Emmanuel” by Rob Halford: [Halford - Oh Come O Come Emanuel - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz5nmi4TY3I)
6. “O Tannenbaum” by the Vince Guaraldi Trio: [Vince Guaraldi Trio - O Tannenbaum - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fh133ZO1AE)
7. “Jingle Bells,” The Singing Dogs: [Jingle Bells (The Singing Dogs) - Christmas Through the Years - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NquM0HTeQXA)
8. “Hallelujah Chorus,” The Roches: [The Roches Hallelujah Chorus 1982 - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEtSkJDA61g)
9. “Little Drummer Boy,” the Klezmonauts: [Little Drummer Boy - The Klezmonauts - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9S1tSW5_XA)
10. “Sleigh Ride” - Squirrel Nut Zippers [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5M\_faPsYvw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5M_faPsYvw)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32092 "2014-12-18T02:04:03Z")

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Nontraditional but still cool performances of classic Christmas songs (with links)

1. “We Three Kings,” the Roches: [The Roches - We Three Kings. - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qasM2QT5W14)
2. “Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24” (Carol of the Bells/God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen), by Trans-Siberian Orchestra: [Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Christmas Eve / Sarajevo (Timeless Version) (Official Music Video) [HD] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS_A)
3. “Silent Night” - Winger - Wait for it… then they rock it out! [WINGER - Silent Night - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7so0jvmwDqw)
4. “12 Days of Chritmas” by Stan Kenton’s Orchestra [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfeSSqWTSQs)
5. “O Come, O Come Emmanuel” by Rob Halford: [Halford - Oh Come O Come Emanuel - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz5nmi4TY3I)
6. “O Tannenbaum” by the Vince Guaraldi Trio: [Vince Guaraldi Trio - O Tannenbaum - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fh133ZO1AE)
7. “Jingle Bells,” The Singing Dogs: [Jingle Bells (The Singing Dogs) - Christmas Through the Years - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NquM0HTeQXA)
8. “Hallelujah Chorus,” The Roches: [The Roches Hallelujah Chorus 1982 - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEtSkJDA61g)
9. “Little Drummer Boy,” the Klezmonauts: [Little Drummer Boy - The Klezmonauts - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9S1tSW5_XA)
10. “Sleigh Ride” - Squirrel Nut Zippers [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5M\_faPsYvw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5M_faPsYvw)
11. “Silent Night,” Elvis Presley: [Silent night - Elvis Presley - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B-Hz17Z9zY)

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32093 "2014-12-18T13:07:00Z")

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Nontraditional but still cool performances of classic Christmas songs (with links)

1. “We Three Kings,” the Roches: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qasM2QT5W14](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qasM2QT5W14)
2. “Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24” (Carol of the Bells/God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen), by Trans-Siberian Orchestra: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS\_A](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS_A)
3. “Silent Night” - Winger - Wait for it… then they rock it out! [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7so0jvmwDqw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7so0jvmwDqw)
4. “12 Days of Chritmas” by Stan Kenton’s Orchestra [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfeSSqWTSQs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfeSSqWTSQs)
5. “O Come, O Come Emmanuel” by Rob Halford: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz5nmi4TY3I](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz5nmi4TY3I)
6. “O Tannenbaum” by the Vince Guaraldi Trio: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=\_fh133ZO1AE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fh133ZO1AE)
7. “Jingle Bells,” The Singing Dogs: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NquM0HTeQXA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NquM0HTeQXA)
8. “Hallelujah Chorus,” The Roches: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEtSkJDA61g](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEtSkJDA61g)
9. “Little Drummer Boy,” the Klezmonauts: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9S1tSW5\_XA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9S1tSW5_XA)
10. “Sleigh Ride” - Squirrel Nut Zippers [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5M\_faPsYvw](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5M_faPsYvw)
11. “Silent Night,” Elvis Presley: [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B-Hz17Z9zY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B-Hz17Z9zY)
12. “O Come All Ye Faithful” - Twisted Sister: [Twisted Sister - Oh Come All Ye Faithful - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmEfFlbqbbY)

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**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32094 "2014-12-18T15:00:54Z")

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Nontraditional but still cool performances of classic Christmas songs (with links)

1. “We Three Kings,” the Roches: [The Roches - We Three Kings. - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qasM2QT5W14)
2. “Christmas Eve/Sarajevo 12/24” (Carol of the Bells/God Rest Ye Merry Gentlemen), by Trans-Siberian Orchestra: [Trans-Siberian Orchestra - Christmas Eve / Sarajevo (Timeless Version) (Official Music Video) [HD] - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MHioIlbnS_A)
3. “Silent Night” - Winger - Wait for it… then they rock it out! [WINGER - Silent Night - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7so0jvmwDqw)
4. “12 Days of Chritmas” by Stan Kenton’s Orchestra [- YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NfeSSqWTSQs)
5. “O Come, O Come Emmanuel” by Rob Halford: [Halford - Oh Come O Come Emanuel - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hz5nmi4TY3I)
6. “O Tannenbaum” by the Vince Guaraldi Trio: [Vince Guaraldi Trio - O Tannenbaum - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_fh133ZO1AE)
7. “Jingle Bells,” The Singing Dogs: [Jingle Bells (The Singing Dogs) - Christmas Through the Years - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NquM0HTeQXA)
8. “Hallelujah Chorus,” The Roches: [The Roches Hallelujah Chorus 1982 - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEtSkJDA61g)
9. “Little Drummer Boy,” the Klezmonauts: [Little Drummer Boy - The Klezmonauts - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9S1tSW5_XA)
10. “Sleigh Ride” - Squirrel Nut Zippers [The Squirrel Nut Zippers - Sleigh Ride - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5M_faPsYvw)
11. “Silent Night,” Elvis Presley: [Silent night - Elvis Presley - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8B-Hz17Z9zY)
12. “O Come All Ye Faithful” - Twisted Sister: [Twisted Sister - Oh Come All Ye Faithful - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vmEfFlbqbbY)
13. A lovely Christmas song in Polish [Chris and Ronnie Polka Band Polish Christmas Carol Dec 14 2014 - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YvQk_vcy86Y)  
(Note that you’re on the cutting edge for this one – only 38 views.)

Next: A necessary but thankless job

1. Proofreader for a publisher of random number tables.

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**Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32095 "2014-12-18T15:55:13Z")

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A necessary but thankless job

1. Proofreader for a publisher of random number tables.
2. Second-string NFL punter

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32096 "2014-12-18T16:14:50Z")

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A necessary but thankless job

1. Proofreader for a publisher of random number tables.
2. Second-string NFL punter
3. Big-city sewer worker

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**Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32097 "2014-12-18T16:44:23Z")

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A necessary but thankless job

1. Proofreader for a publisher of random number tables.
2. Second-string NFL punter
3. Big-city sewer worker
4. Zoo worker

Not the administrator or the trainer but the one who brings the shovel and the food.

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**Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32098 "2014-12-18T16:51:18Z")

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A necessary but thankless job

1. Proofreader for a publisher of random number tables.
2. Second-string NFL punter
3. Big-city sewer worker
4. Zoo worker
5. Renderer

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32099 "2014-12-18T17:18:14Z")

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A necessary but thankless job

1. Proofreader for a publisher of random number tables.
2. Second-string NFL punter
3. Big-city sewer worker
4. Zoo worker
5. Renderer
6. Royal food taster

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A necessary but thankless job

1. Proofreader for a publisher of random number tables.
2. Second-string NFL punter
3. Big-city sewer worker
4. Zoo worker
5. Renderer
6. Royal food taster
7. Trash collector

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32101 "2014-12-18T17:25:16Z")

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A necessary but thankless job

1. Proofreader for a publisher of random number tables.
2. Second-string NFL punter
3. Big-city sewer worker
4. Zoo worker
5. Renderer
6. Royal food taster
7. Trash collector
8. Lunch lady

I know that may be sexist. But I don’t know what their official title is. School cafeteria food server? And every one I’ve ever seen in life or in the media has been a woman.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32102 "2014-12-18T17:50:35Z")

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A necessary but thankless job

1. Proofreader for a publisher of random number tables.
2. Second-string NFL punter
3. Big-city sewer worker
4. Zoo worker
5. Renderer
6. Royal food taster
7. Trash collector
8. Lunch lady
9. Royal whipping boy

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [December 18, 2014, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32103 "2014-12-18T18:11:23Z")

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A necessary but thankless job

1. Proofreader for a publisher of random number tables.
2. Second-string NFL punter
3. Big-city sewer worker
4. Zoo worker
5. Renderer
6. Royal food taster
7. Trash collector
8. Lunch lady
9. Royal whipping boy
10. Message board moderator

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