# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 161
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3201 "2011-01-14T03:30:05Z")
Gender-free names 1. Kelly 2. Sandy 3. Vaarsuvius 4. Pat 5. Kim 6. Chris 7. Lee 8. Parker ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3202 "2011-01-14T03:54:13Z")
Gender-free names 1. Kelly 2. Sandy 3. Vaarsuvius 4. Pat 5. Kim 6. Chris 7. Lee 8. Parker 9. Terry ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3203 "2011-01-14T04:42:42Z")
Gender-free names 1. Kelly 2. Sandy 3. Vaarsuvius 4. Pat 5. Kim 6. Chris 7. Lee 8. Parker 9. Terry 10. Lyn ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3204 "2011-01-14T04:48:20Z")
Gender-free names 1. Kelly 2. Sandy 3. Vaarsuvius 4. Pat 5. Kim 6. Chris 7. Lee 8. Parker 9. Terry 10. Lyn 11. Leslie ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3205 "2011-01-14T07:30:47Z")
Gender-free names 1. Kelly 2. Sandy 3. Vaarsuvius 4. Pat 5. Kim 6. Chris 7. Lee 8. Parker 9. Terry 10. Lyn 11. Leslie 12. Dale ---
**Author:** ![ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ComeToTheDarkSideWeHaveCookies)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 10:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3206 "2011-01-14T10:58:51Z")
Gender-free names 1. Kelly 2. Sandy 3. Vaarsuvius 4. Pat 5. Kim 6. Chris 7. Lee 8. Parker 9. Terry 10. Lyn 11. Leslie 12. Dale 13. Frankie ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3207 "2011-01-14T12:13:27Z")
Gender-free names 1. Kelly 2. Sandy 3. Vaarsuvius 4. Pat 5. Kim 6. Chris 7. Lee 8. Parker 9. Terry 10. Lyn 11. Leslie 12. Dale 13. Frankie 14. Ashley Classic Clint Quotes from Heartbreak Ridge 1. Just because we’re holding hands doesn’t mean we’ll be taking warm showers together until the wee **hours** of the morning. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 12:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3208 "2011-01-14T12:29:43Z")
I don’t recall Rob Lowe actually being arrested, and Wiki doesn’t say he was. [/quote] He was arrested, then after an investigation it was determined that he picked the girls up at a bar and was misled ast to their ages. He did perform 20 hours of community service for the misdeed. > **[Answers - The Most Trusted Place for Answering Life's Questions](https://www.answers.com/redirectSearch?query=rob-lowe)** > > Answers is the place to go to get the answers you need and to ask the questions you want > **[Rob Lowe - Biography - IMDb](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000507/bio/)** > > Rob Lowe. Actor: St. Elmo's Fire. Rob Lowe was born in Charlottesville, Virginia, to Barbara Lynn (Hepler), a schoolteacher, and Charles Davis Lowe, a lawyer. His brother is actor Chad Lowe. He has German, as well as English, Irish, Scottish, and... ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 2:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3209 "2011-01-14T14:13:37Z")
> [@Sparky812](#): > > I don’t recall Rob Lowe actually being arrested, and Wiki doesn’t say he was. > [@sparky812](#): > > He was arrested, then after an investigation it was determined that he picked the girls up at a bar and was misled ast to their ages. > He did perform 20 hours of community service for the misdeed. > > [Answers - The Most Trusted Place for Answering Life's Questions](http://www.answers.com/topic/rob-lowe) > > [Rob Lowe - Biography - IMDb](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000507/bio) Let’s knock out Lowe and add [Lawrence Taylor](http://www.upi.com/Sports_News/2011/01/14/Taylor-pleads-guilty-probation-expected/UPI-48791295009209/). He was all over the news yesterday, but nobody put him on the list. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 14, 2011, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3210 "2011-01-14T18:11:50Z")
Thanks for the clarification re: Rob Lowe. Classic Clint Quotes from _Heartbreak Ridge_ 1. Just because we’re holding hands doesn’t mean we’ll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning. 2. My name’s Gunnery Sergeant Highway, and I’ve drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconnaissance platoon. This might go better if it’s just “Classic Clint Quotes.” ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3211 "2011-01-15T03:41:34Z")
Classic Clint Quotes 1. Just because we’re holding hands doesn’t mean we’ll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning. 2. My name’s Gunnery Sergeant Highway, and I’ve drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconnaissance platoon. 3. I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question–“Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya punk? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 3:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3212 "2011-01-15T03:58:08Z")
Classic Clint Quotes from Heartbreak Ridge 1. Just because we’re holding hands doesn’t mean we’ll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning. 2. My name’s Gunnery Sergeant Highway, and I’ve drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconnaissance platoon. 3. I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question–“Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya punk? 4. Be advised. I’m mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea’s ass at 200 meters. So why don’t you go hump somebody else’s leg, mutt face, before I push yours in. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 15, 2011, 7:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3213 "2011-01-15T19:27:23Z")
Classic Clint Quotes from _Heartbreak Ridge_ (and others) 1. Just because we’re holding hands doesn’t mean we’ll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning. 2. My name’s Gunnery Sergeant Highway, and I’ve drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconnaissance platoon. 3. I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question–“Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya punk? 4. Be advised. I’m mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea’s ass at 200 meters. So why don’t you go hump somebody else’s leg, mutt face, before I push yours in. 5. You men do not impress me! ---
**Author:** ![candide](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/46a35a/32.png) [@candide](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/candide)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 6:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3214 "2011-01-16T06:08:51Z")
Classic Clint Quotes from Heartbreak Ridge (and others) 1. Just because we’re holding hands doesn’t mean we’ll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning. 2. My name’s Gunnery Sergeant Highway, and I’ve drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconnaissance platoon. 3. I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question–“Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya punk? 4. Be advised. I’m mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea’s ass at 200 meters. So why don’t you go hump somebody else’s leg, mutt face, before I push yours in. 5. You men do not impress me! 6. Lift your chin up…Higher. (pow) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 16, 2011, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3215 "2011-01-16T06:21:04Z")
Classic Clint Quotes from Heartbreak Ridge (and others) 1. Just because we’re holding hands doesn’t mean we’ll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning. 2. My name’s Gunnery Sergeant Highway, and I’ve drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconnaissance platoon. 3. I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question–“Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya punk? 4. Be advised. I’m mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea’s ass at 200 meters. So why don’t you go hump somebody else’s leg, mutt face, before I push yours in. 5. You men do not impress me! 6. Lift your chin up…Higher. (pow) 7. Sergeant Highway. Drunk and disorderly, assault on an officer, urinating on a police vehicle? Well, it seemed like the thing to do, sir. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3216 "2011-01-18T04:20:51Z")
We seem to have run low on Heartbreak Ridge quotes. So I recommend we follow Rebo’s example and open it up to Clint Eastwood quotes from any of his movies. Classic Clint Quotes 1. Just because we’re holding hands doesn’t mean we’ll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning. 2. My name’s Gunnery Sergeant Highway, and I’ve drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconnaissance platoon. 3. I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question–“Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya punk? 4. Be advised. I’m mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea’s ass at 200 meters. So why don’t you go hump somebody else’s leg, mutt face, before I push yours in. 5. You men do not impress me! 6. Lift your chin up…Higher. (pow) 7. Sergeant Highway. Drunk and disorderly, assault on an officer, urinating on a police vehicle? Well, it seemed like the thing to do, sir. 8. You a bounty hunter? A man’s got to do something for a living these days. Dying ain’t much of a living, boy. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3217 "2011-01-18T18:25:10Z")
Classic Clint Quotes 1. Just because we’re holding hands doesn’t mean we’ll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning. 2. My name’s Gunnery Sergeant Highway, and I’ve drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconnaissance platoon. 3. I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question–“Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya punk? 4. Be advised. I’m mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea’s ass at 200 meters. So why don’t you go hump somebody else’s leg, mutt face, before I push yours in. 5. You men do not impress me! 6. Lift your chin up…Higher. (pow) 7. Sergeant Highway. Drunk and disorderly, assault on an officer, urinating on a police vehicle? Well, it seemed like the thing to do, sir. 8. You a bounty hunter? A man’s got to do something for a living these days. Dying ain’t much of a living, boy. 9. Drop your cocks and grab your socks! Off your ass and on your feet. Let’s move. Knees to the breeze in 5 minutes. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3218 "2011-01-18T19:45:15Z")
Classic Clint Quotes 1. Just because we’re holding hands doesn’t mean we’ll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning. 2. My name’s Gunnery Sergeant Highway, and I’ve drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconnaissance platoon. 3. I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question–“Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya punk? 4. Be advised. I’m mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea’s ass at 200 meters. So why don’t you go hump somebody else’s leg, mutt face, before I push yours in. 5. You men do not impress me! 6. Lift your chin up…Higher. (pow) 7. Sergeant Highway. Drunk and disorderly, assault on an officer, urinating on a police vehicle? Well, it seemed like the thing to do, sir. 8. You a bounty hunter? A man’s got to do something for a living these days. Dying ain’t much of a living, boy. 9. Drop your cocks and grab your socks! Off your ass and on your feet. Let’s move. Knees to the breeze in 5 minutes. 10. You see in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 18, 2011, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3219 "2011-01-18T22:32:37Z")
Classic Clint Quotes 1. Just because we’re holding hands doesn’t mean we’ll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning. 2. My name’s Gunnery Sergeant Highway, and I’ve drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconnaissance platoon. 3. I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question–“Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya punk? 4. Be advised. I’m mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea’s ass at 200 meters. So why don’t you go hump somebody else’s leg, mutt face, before I push yours in. 5. You men do not impress me! 6. Lift your chin up…Higher. (pow) 7. Sergeant Highway. Drunk and disorderly, assault on an officer, urinating on a police vehicle? Well, it seemed like the thing to do, sir. 8. You a bounty hunter? A man’s got to do something for a living these days. Dying ain’t much of a living, boy. 9. Drop your cocks and grab your socks! Off your ass and on your feet. Let’s move. Knees to the breeze in 5 minutes. 10. You see in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig. 11. Aw, you shouldn’t have gone and done that, Booth. Threatening the President is a Federal offense. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3220 "2011-01-19T04:35:47Z")
Classic Clint Quotes 1. Just because we’re holding hands doesn’t mean we’ll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning. 2. My name’s Gunnery Sergeant Highway, and I’ve drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconnaissance platoon. 3. I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question–“Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya punk? 4. Be advised. I’m mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea’s ass at 200 meters. So why don’t you go hump somebody else’s leg, mutt face, before I push yours in. 5. You men do not impress me! 6. Lift your chin up…Higher. (pow) 7. Sergeant Highway. Drunk and disorderly, assault on an officer, urinating on a police vehicle? Well, it seemed like the thing to do, sir. 8. You a bounty hunter? A man’s got to do something for a living these days. Dying ain’t much of a living, boy. 9. Drop your cocks and grab your socks! Off your ass and on your feet. Let’s move. Knees to the breeze in 5 minutes. 10. You see in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig. 11. Aw, you shouldn’t have gone and done that, Booth. Threatening the President is a Federal offense. 12. There’s gotta be a hundred reasons why I don’t blow you away. Right now I can’t think of one. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=160) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=162)