# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1616
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32304 "2014-12-29T04:23:19Z")
A New Year’s resolution for 2015 that you might actually achieve 1. Finish writing another novel 2. Read a new author, listen to a new musician, try a new food 3. Replace Vanity, Toilet, and shower in my bathroom. 4. Sell my house and move the fuck on with life. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 4:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32305 "2014-12-29T04:46:46Z")
A New Year’s resolution for 2015 that you might actually achieve 1. Finish writing another novel 2. Read a new author, listen to a new musician, try a new food 3. Replace Vanity, Toilet, and shower in my bathroom. 4. Sell my house and move the fuck on with life. 5. Comply with Keira Knightley’s restraining order ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32306 "2014-12-29T14:12:30Z")
A New Year’s resolution for 2015 that you might actually achieve 1. Finish writing another novel 2. Read a new author, listen to a new musician, try a new food 3. Replace Vanity, Toilet, and shower in my bathroom. 4. Sell my house and move the fuck on with life. 5. Comply with Keira Knightley’s restraining order 6. Cancel cable. ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32307 "2014-12-29T14:38:12Z")
A New Year’s resolution for 2015 that you might actually achieve 1. Finish writing another novel 2. Read a new author, listen to a new musician, try a new food 3. Replace Vanity, Toilet, and shower in my bathroom. 4. Sell my house and move the fuck on with life. 5. Comply with Keira Knightley’s restraining order 6. Cancel cable. 7. Listen to Stockhausen’s _Licht_ cycle in it’s entirety. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32308 "2014-12-29T15:27:34Z")
A New Year’s resolution for 2015 that you might actually achieve 1. Finish writing another novel 2. Read a new author, listen to a new musician, try a new food 3. Replace Vanity, Toilet, and shower in my bathroom. 4. Sell my house and move the fuck on with life. 5. Comply with Keira Knightley’s restraining order 6. Cancel cable. 7. Listen to Stockhausen’s _Licht_ cycle in it’s entirety. 8. Seek pharmaceutical help for my ADHD and hmm what’s that? ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32309 "2014-12-29T16:37:49Z")
A New Year’s resolution for 2015 that you might actually achieve 1. Finish writing another novel 2. Read a new author, listen to a new musician, try a new food 3. Replace Vanity, Toilet, and shower in my bathroom. 4. Sell my house and move the fuck on with life. 5. Comply with Keira Knightley’s restraining order 6. Cancel cable. 7. Listen to Stockhausen’s Licht cycle in it’s entirety. 8. Seek pharmaceutical help for my ADHD and hmm what’s that? 9. See the Cleveland Browns win a game ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32310 "2014-12-29T17:14:20Z")
A New Year’s resolution for 2015 that you might actually achieve 1. Finish writing another novel 2. Read a new author, listen to a new musician, try a new food 3. Replace Vanity, Toilet, and shower in my bathroom. 4. Sell my house and move the fuck on with life. 5. Comply with Keira Knightley’s restraining order 6. Cancel cable. 7. Listen to Stockhausen’s Licht cycle in it’s entirety. 8. Seek pharmaceutical help for my ADHD and hmm what’s that? 9. See the Cleveland Browns win a game 10. Watch more TV No joke. There are some series like _Battlestar Galactica_, _The Wire_, and _Breaking Bad_ I’ve been meaning to catch up on. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2014, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32311 "2014-12-29T17:25:21Z")
A New Year’s resolution for 2015 that you might actually achieve 1. Finish writing another novel 2. Read a new author, listen to a new musician, try a new food 3. Replace Vanity, Toilet, and shower in my bathroom. 4. Sell my house and move the fuck on with life. 5. Comply with Keira Knightley’s restraining order 6. Cancel cable. 7. Listen to Stockhausen’s Licht cycle in it’s entirety. 8. Seek pharmaceutical help for my ADHD and hmm what’s that? 9. See the Cleveland Browns win a game 10. Watch more TV 11. Continue/escalate eliminating “bad whites” from my diet Bad whites include white rice, potatoes, bread, Eminem, and flour. I eliminated most of them for a couple of months, relapsed during the holidays, and intend to kick them out again. I didn’t lose much weight, but I felt better. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32312 "2014-12-30T14:43:21Z")
A New Year’s resolution for 2015 that you might actually achieve 1. Finish writing another novel 2. Read a new author, listen to a new musician, try a new food 3. Replace Vanity, Toilet, and shower in my bathroom. 4. Sell my house and move the fuck on with life. 5. Comply with Keira Knightley’s restraining order 6. Cancel cable. 7. Listen to Stockhausen’s Licht cycle in it’s entirety. 8. Seek pharmaceutical help for my ADHD and hmm what’s that? 9. See the Cleveland Browns win a game 10. Watch more TV 11. Continue/escalate eliminating “bad whites” from my diet 12. Get some kind of health insurance ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32313 "2014-12-30T15:07:10Z")
A New Year’s resolution for 2015 that you might actually achieve 1. Finish writing another novel 2. Read a new author, listen to a new musician, try a new food 3. Replace Vanity, Toilet, and shower in my bathroom. 4. Sell my house and move the fuck on with life. 5. Comply with Keira Knightley’s restraining order 6. Cancel cable. 7. Listen to Stockhausen’s Licht cycle in it’s entirety. 8. Seek pharmaceutical help for my ADHD and hmm what’s that? 9. See the Cleveland Browns win a game 10. Watch more TV 11. Continue/escalate eliminating “bad whites” from my diet 12. Get some kind of health insurance 13. Keep up the running. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32314 "2014-12-30T15:10:13Z")
New topic: Favorite [Skald the Rhymer](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php) hypotheticals (with links, if possible): 1. Could you love a rich, paranoid survivalist? [Could you love a rich, paranoid survivalist? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=732888) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2014, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32315 "2014-12-30T21:19:12Z")
Favorite Skald the Rhymer hypotheticals (with links, if possible): 1. Could you love a rich, paranoid survivalist? [Could you love a rich, paranoid survivalist? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=732888) 2. Which of these rewards for heroism would you prefer? [Which of these rewards for heroism would you prefer? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=735313) ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2014, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32316 "2014-12-31T13:08:20Z")
Favorite Skald the Rhymer hypotheticals (with links, if possible): 1. Could you love a rich, paranoid survivalist? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=732888](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=732888) 2. Which of these rewards for heroism would you prefer? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=735313](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=735313) 3. Atheist’s family claims he was a Christian at his funeral. Should they be called on it? [Atheist's family claims he was Christian at his funeral. Should they be called on it? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=736503) Looks like I encumbered the thread with a slow-moving topic… sorry! ☹ To quickly find these hypotheticals, click on the link to Skald’s [profile](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member.php), then click on the “Statistics” tab, then click on “Find all threads started by…” Then select any one of his dozens of hypotheticals. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2014, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32317 "2014-12-31T17:26:00Z")
Favorite **Skald the Rhymer** hypotheticals (with links, if possible): 1. Could you love a rich, paranoid survivalist? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=732888](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=732888) 2. Which of these rewards for heroism would you prefer? [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=735313](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/...d.php?t=735313) 3. Atheist’s family claims he was a Christian at his funeral. Should they be called on it? [Atheist's family claims he was Christian at his funeral. Should they be called on it? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=736503) 4. Who wants to explore the galaxy? [Who wants to explore the galaxy? - In My Humble Opinion - Straight Dope Message Board](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=742943) ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2015, 2:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32318 "2015-01-02T14:10:22Z")
JohnT, since the thread seems to be stalled why not jump-start it by changing the category? ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2015, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32319 "2015-01-02T15:40:15Z")
Sorry, Skald… remember, _I_ didn’t do this, _they_ did this. 😛 Commodities 1. Oil ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2015, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32320 "2015-01-02T15:43:21Z")
Commodities 1. Oil 2. Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2015, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32321 "2015-01-02T15:56:10Z")
Commodities 1. Oil 2. Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice 3. corn ---
**Author:** ![G\_MONEY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a3d4f5/32.png) [@G\_MONEY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G_MONEY)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2015, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32322 "2015-01-02T16:28:41Z")
Commodities 1. Oil 2. Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice 3. corn 4. Pork Bellies ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [January 2, 2015, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32323 "2015-01-02T16:32:08Z")
Commodities 1. Oil 2. Frozen Concentrated Orange Juice 3. Corn 4. Pork Bellies 5. Coffee More important than any other item on this list, now and when it’s complete. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1615) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1617)