# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1619

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2015, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32364 "2015-01-05T13:32:46Z")

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> [@astorian](#):
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> A discontinued food item that you wish they still made
> 
> 1. Carnation Breakfast Squares
> 2. M&M Royals (a candy)
> 3. Whip-n-Chill
> 4. Quake cereal
> 5. Butternut candy bars
> 6. Space Food Sticks
> 7. Classic Wheatables crackers
> 8. Quisp cereal

[It’s still available!](https://www.google.com/search?q=quisp+cereal&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8#q=quisp+cereal&tbm=shop)

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2015, 3:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32365 "2015-01-05T15:18:35Z")

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A discontinued food item that you wish they still made

1. Carnation Breakfast Squares
2. M&M Royals (a candy)
3. Whip-n-Chill
4. Quake cereal
5. Butternut candy bars
6. Space Food Sticks
7. Classic Wheatables crackers
8. Quisp cereal
9. Land o’ Lakes margarine
10. McDonald’s apple pie, the deep-fried version

Seriously, one of those broken in half in the bottom of a sundae cup, with some of their vanilla soft serve and caramel sauce on top, was the greatest dessert ever made available at a fast food joint. 😃

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2015, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32366 "2015-01-05T17:17:53Z")

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A discontinued food item that you wish they still made

1. Carnation Breakfast Squares
2. M&M Royals (a candy)
3. Whip-n-Chill
4. Quake cereal
5. Butternut candy bars
6. Space Food Sticks
7. Classic Wheatables crackers
8. Quisp cereal
9. Land o’ Lakes margarine
10. McDonald’s apple pie, the deep-fried version
11. Grape Swedish Fish

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2015, 5:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32367 "2015-01-05T17:46:39Z")

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A discontinued food item that you wish they still made

1. Carnation Breakfast Squares
2. M&M Royals (a candy)
3. Whip-n-Chill
4. Quake cereal
5. Butternut candy bars
6. Space Food Sticks
7. Classic Wheatables crackers
8. Quisp cereal
9. Land o’ Lakes margarine
10. McDonald’s apple pie, the deep-fried version
11. Grape Swedish Fish
12. [Clackers](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clackers_cereal) cereal

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**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2015, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32368 "2015-01-05T20:52:35Z")

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A discontinued food item that you wish they still made

1. Carnation Breakfast Squares
2. M&M Royals (a candy)
3. Whip-n-Chill
4. Quake cereal
5. Butternut candy bars
6. Space Food Sticks
7. Classic Wheatables crackers
8. Quisp cereal
9. Land o’ Lakes margarine
10. McDonald’s apple pie, the deep-fried version
11. Grape Swedish Fish
12. Clackers cereal
13. [Pillsbury’s Funny Face drink mix](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pillsbury_Company#The_1960s)  
Next:

Common Carnival “Win A Prize!” Games:

1. Knock over 3 wooden “milk bottles” with a baseball

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2015, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32369 "2015-01-05T20:54:37Z")

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Common Carnival “Win A Prize!” Games:

1. Knock over 3 wooden “milk bottles” with a baseball
2. Toss coins into bowls/saucers

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2015, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32370 "2015-01-05T20:59:06Z")

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Common Carnival “Win A Prize!” Games:

1. Knock over 3 wooden “milk bottles” with a baseball
2. Toss coins into bowls/saucers
3. Guess your weight (and win some crap!)

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2015, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32371 "2015-01-05T21:18:19Z")

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Common Carnival “Win A Prize!” Games:

1. Knock over 3 wooden “milk bottles” with a baseball
2. Toss coins into bowls/saucers
3. Guess your weight (and win some crap!)
4. Burst the balloon with a water gun

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2015, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32372 "2015-01-05T21:23:42Z")

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Common Carnival “Win A Prize!” Games:

1. Knock over 3 wooden “milk bottles” with a baseball
2. Toss coins into bowls/saucers
3. Guess your weight (and win some crap!)
4. Burst the balloon with a water gun
5. Fishing for little plastic ducks

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2015, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32373 "2015-01-05T21:49:12Z")

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Common Carnival “Win A Prize!” Games:

1. Knock over 3 wooden “milk bottles” with a baseball
2. Toss coins into bowls/saucers
3. Guess your weight (and win some crap!)
4. Burst the balloon with a water gun
5. Fishing for little plastic ducks
6. Break three balloons with these off weight dull darts, win a prize for the little lady!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2015, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32374 "2015-01-05T22:17:19Z")

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Common Carnival “Win A Prize!” Games:

1. Knock over 3 wooden “milk bottles” with a baseball
2. Toss coins into bowls/saucers
3. Guess your weight (and win some crap!)
4. Burst the balloon with a water gun
5. Fishing for little plastic ducks
6. Break three balloons with these off weight dull darts, win a prize for the little lady!
7. Pound the scale with a hammer, and make the bell ring

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2015, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32375 "2015-01-05T22:20:37Z")

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Common Carnival “Win A Prize!” Games:

1. Knock over 3 wooden “milk bottles” with a baseball
2. Toss coins into bowls/saucers
3. Guess your weight (and win some crap!)
4. Burst the balloon with a water gun
5. Fishing for little plastic ducks
6. Break three balloons with these off weight dull darts, win a prize for the little lady!
7. Pound the scale with a hammer, and make the bell ring
8. Land three rings around the neck of a milk bottle

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2015, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32376 "2015-01-06T01:01:44Z")

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Common Carnival “Win A Prize!” Games:

1. Knock over 3 wooden “milk bottles” with a baseball
2. Toss coins into bowls/saucers
3. Guess your weight (and win some crap!)
4. Burst the balloon with a water gun
5. Fishing for little plastic ducks
6. Break three balloons with these off weight dull darts, win a prize for the little lady!
7. Pound the scale with a hammer, and make the bell ring
8. Land three rings around the neck of a milk bottle
9. Shoot out the red star on the paper with a BB gun.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2015, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32377 "2015-01-06T02:56:04Z")

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Common Carnival “Win A Prize!” Games:

1. Knock over 3 wooden “milk bottles” with a baseball
2. Toss coins into bowls/saucers
3. Guess your weight (and win some crap!)
4. Burst the balloon with a water gun
5. Fishing for little plastic ducks
6. Break three balloons with these off weight dull darts, win a prize for the little lady!
7. Pound the scale with a hammer, and make the bell ring
8. Land three rings around the neck of a milk bottle
9. Shoot out the red star on the paper with a BB gun.
10. Duck pond: each duck has a number of points on the bottom; pick enough lucky ducks and win!

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2015, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32378 "2015-01-06T03:22:02Z")

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Common Carnival “Win A Prize!” Games:

1. Knock over 3 wooden “milk bottles” with a baseball
2. Toss coins into bowls/saucers
3. Guess your weight (and win some crap!)
4. Burst the balloon with a water gun
5. Fishing for little plastic ducks/Duck pond: each duck has a number of points on the bottom; pick enough lucky ducks and win!
6. Break three balloons with these off weight dull darts, win a prize for the little lady!
7. Pound the scale with a hammer, and make the bell ring
8. Land three rings around the neck of a milk bottle
9. Shoot out the red star on the paper with a BB gun.
10. Throwing ping ping balls into fishbowls.

I combined 5 and 10.

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [January 6, 2015, 3:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32379 "2015-01-06T03:56:11Z")

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Common Carnival “Win A Prize!” Games:

1. Knock over 3 wooden “milk bottles” with a baseball
2. Toss coins into bowls/saucers
3. Guess your weight (and win some crap!)
4. Burst the balloon with a water gun
5. Fishing for little plastic ducks/Duck pond: each duck has a number of points on the bottom; pick enough lucky ducks and win!
6. Break three balloons with these off weight dull darts, win a prize for the little lady!
7. Pound the scale with a hammer, and make the bell ring
8. Land three rings around the neck of a milk bottle
9. Shoot out the red star on the paper with a BB gun.
10. Throwing ping ping balls into fishbowls.
11. Throwing a basketball through a hoop 3 microns wider than the ball.

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32380 "2015-01-07T06:22:17Z")

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Common Carnival “Win A Prize!” Games:

1. Knock over 3 wooden “milk bottles” with a baseball
2. Toss coins into bowls/saucers
3. Guess your weight (and win some crap!)
4. Burst the balloon with a water gun
5. Fishing for little plastic ducks/Duck pond: each duck has a number of points on the bottom; pick enough lucky ducks and win!
6. Break three balloons with these off weight dull darts, win a prize for the little lady!
7. Pound the scale with a hammer, and make the bell ring
8. Land three rings around the neck of a milk bottle
9. Shoot out the red star on the paper with a BB gun.
10. Throwing ping ping balls into fishbowls.
11. Throwing a basketball through a hoop 3 microns wider than the ball.
12. Shoot the bears/ducks

Or in _Million Ways To Die In The West_,

Shoot the Runaway Slave

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 6:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32381 "2015-01-07T18:27:19Z")

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Common Carnival “Win A Prize!” Games:

1. Knock over 3 wooden “milk bottles” with a baseball
2. Toss coins into bowls/saucers
3. Guess your weight (and win some crap!)
4. Burst the balloon with a water gun
5. Fishing for little plastic ducks/Duck pond: each duck has a number of points on the bottom; pick enough lucky ducks and win!
6. Break three balloons with these off weight dull darts, win a prize for the little lady!
7. Pound the scale with a hammer, and make the bell ring
8. Land three rings around the neck of a milk bottle
9. Shoot out the red star on the paper with a BB gun.
10. Throwing ping ping balls into fishbowls.
11. Throwing a basketball through a hoop 3 microns wider than the ball.
12. Shoot the bears/ducks
13. Carnival Horse Race. I lose every time.

Next Up: Radical Car Paint colour names (with link if possible)

1. [Plum Crazy](http://www.kcclassiccars.com/images/purple%201973%20Dodge%20Challenger.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32382 "2015-01-07T19:07:21Z")

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Radical Car Paint colour names (with link if possible)

1. [Plum Crazy](http://www.kcclassiccars.com/images/purple%201973%20Dodge%20Challenger.jpg)
2. [Neon green](http://img.benlevy.com/auto/meet/supercar20120707/img_1799.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2015, 7:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32383 "2015-01-07T19:14:09Z")

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Radical Car Paint colour names (with link if possible)

1. [Plum Crazy](http://www.kcclassiccars.com/images/purple%201973%20Dodge%20Challenger.jpg)
2. [Neon green](http://img.benlevy.com/auto/meet/supercar20120707/img_1799.jpg)
3. [Isotope Green](http://i44.photobucket.com/albums/f23/ae91dave/bug.jpg)

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