# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 162
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3221 "2011-01-19T06:44:57Z")
Classic Clint Quotes 1. Just because we’re holding hands doesn’t mean we’ll be taking warm showers together until the wee hours of the morning. 2. My name’s Gunnery Sergeant Highway, and I’ve drunk more beer and banged more quiff and pissed more blood and stomped more ass than all of you numbnuts put together. Now Major Powers has put me in charge of this reconnaissance platoon. 3. I know what you’re thinking. Did he fire six shots or only five? Well, to tell you the truth in all this excitement I’ve kinda lost track myself. But being this is a .44 Magnum - the most powerful hand gun in the world and would blow your head clean off, you’ve got to ask yourself one question–“Do I feel lucky?” Well, do ya punk? 4. Be advised. I’m mean, nasty and tired. I eat concertina wire and piss napalm and I can put a round in a flea’s ass at 200 meters. So why don’t you go hump somebody else’s leg, mutt face, before I push yours in. 5. You men do not impress me! 6. Lift your chin up…Higher. (pow) 7. Sergeant Highway. Drunk and disorderly, assault on an officer, urinating on a police vehicle? Well, it seemed like the thing to do, sir. 8. You a bounty hunter? A man’s got to do something for a living these days. Dying ain’t much of a living, boy. 9. Drop your cocks and grab your socks! Off your ass and on your feet. Let’s move. Knees to the breeze in 5 minutes. 10. You see in this world there’s two kinds of people, my friend. Those with loaded guns, and those who dig. You dig. 11. Aw, you shouldn’t have gone and done that, Booth. Threatening the President is a Federal offense. 12. There’s gotta be a hundred reasons why I don’t blow you away. Right now I can’t think of one. 13. Everybody’s got a right to be a sucker once. Gingers 1. Eric Stoltz ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 7:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3222 "2011-01-19T07:30:50Z")
Gingers 1. Eric Stoltz 2. [Heather Carolin](http://www.pixacom.com/models/191/Heather%20Carolin%20Red%20hair.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3223 "2011-01-19T12:03:17Z")
Gingers 1. Eric Stoltz 2. [Heather Carolin](http://www.pixacom.com/models/191/Heather%20Carolin%20Red%20hair.jpg) 3. Carrot Top ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3224 "2011-01-19T14:30:39Z")
Gingers 1. Eric Stoltz 2. Heather Carolin 3. Carrot Top 4. [Jane Asher](http://www.google.com/imgres?imgurl=http://www.rollingstonesnet.com/images/JaneAsher.jpg&imgrefurl=http://www.rollingstonesnet.com/Beatles.html&h=229&w=250&sz=92&tbnid=y8gAG4SfGBRWWM:&tbnh=102&tbnw=111&prev=/images%3Fq%3Djane%2Basher&zoom=1&q=jane+asher&usg=__CMz76Z3-9BW4Bo42_lkiHxlP7gc=&sa=X&ei=W_U2TdDFAsmr8AaVhdWkBA&ved=0CCkQ9QEwBg) ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3225 "2011-01-19T15:24:08Z")
Gingers 1. Eric Stoltz 2. Heather Carolin 3. Carrot Top 4. Jane Asher 5. [Tim Minchin](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KVN_0qvuhhw) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3226 "2011-01-19T15:31:19Z")
Gingers 1. Eric Stoltz 2. Heather Carolin 3. Carrot Top 4. Jane Asher 5. Tim Minchin 6. Mick Hucknall The Simply Red lead singer: [http://2.bp.blogspot.com/\_7LE8LRT9DVs/TLGCg8u60SI/AAAAAAAAALU/OLHaSncirpo/s1600/simplyred-\_mickhucknall.jpg](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_7LE8LRT9DVs/TLGCg8u60SI/AAAAAAAAALU/OLHaSncirpo/s1600/simplyred-_mickhucknall.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![JessMagic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c0e974/32.png) [@JessMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JessMagic)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3227 "2011-01-19T15:33:01Z")
Gingers 1. Eric Stoltz 2. Heather Carolin 3. Carrot Top 4. Jane Asher 5. Tim Minchin 6. Simply Red 7. Ron Howard ---
**Author:** ![Enderw24](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ba9def/32.png) [@Enderw24](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Enderw24)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3228 "2011-01-19T15:40:28Z")
Gingers 1. Eric Stoltz 2. Heather Carolin 3. Carrot Top 4. Jane Asher 5. Tim Minchin 6. Simply Red 7. Ron Howard 8. Lucille Ball > [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Gingers > > 1. Eric Stoltz > 2. Heather Carolin And I have no idea what that website actually is, but it’s coming up on my work filter as “nudity” so could we not do that? Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3229 "2011-01-19T17:05:00Z")
Gingers 1. Eric Stoltz 2. Heather Carolin 3. Carrot Top 4. Jane Asher 5. Tim Minchin 6. Simply Red 7. Ron Howard 8. Lucille Ball 9. Prince Harry [![](https://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lb/children_courage_2_101208/prince_harry_2212478.jpg) ](https://www.contactmusic.com/pics/lb/children_courage_2_101208/prince_harry_2212478.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3230 "2011-01-19T17:17:23Z")
Gingers 1. Eric Stoltz 2. Heather Carolin 3. Carrot Top 4. Jane Asher 5. Tim Minchin 6. Simply Red 7. Ron Howard 8. Lucille Ball 9. Prince Harry 10. Willie Nelson ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3231 "2011-01-19T17:21:38Z")
Gingers 1. Eric Stoltz 2. Heather Carolin 3. Carrot Top 4. Jane Asher 5. Tim Minchin 6. Simply Red 7. Ron Howard 8. Lucille Ball 9. Prince Harry 10. Willie Nelson 11. Gillian Anderson [http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/gillian-anderson/gillian-anderson-20050708-52936.jpg](http://imstars.aufeminin.com/stars/fan/gillian-anderson/gillian-anderson-20050708-52936.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 6:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3232 "2011-01-19T18:16:58Z")
Gingers 1. Eric Stoltz 2. Heather Carolin 3. Carrot Top 4. Jane Asher 5. Tim Minchin 6. Simply Red 7. Ron Howard 8. Lucille Ball 9. Prince Harry 10. Willie Nelson 11. Gillian Anderson 12. Ron Weasley ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3233 "2011-01-19T18:31:35Z")
> [@Enderw24](#): > > And I have no idea what that website actually is, but it’s coming up on my work filter as “nudity” so could we not do that? Thanks. Then your work filter is teasing you. The picture I linked to was not a nude. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3234 "2011-01-19T19:04:27Z")
That picture, no, but are there nude pictures on the website from which it was taken? ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3235 "2011-01-19T19:49:35Z")
Maybe somewhere on the website but not on the page I found the picture on. (Here’s the original [page](http://duelingcouches.blogspot.com/2009/04/chick-of-day-heather-carolin.html).) There may be nude pictures somewhere in that website but by that standard, you couldn’t link to a page in Wikipedia. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3236 "2011-01-19T20:33:40Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Maybe somewhere on the website but not on the page I found the picture on. (Here’s the original [page](http://duelingcouches.blogspot.com/2009/04/chick-of-day-heather-carolin.html).) There may be nude pictures somewhere in that website but by that standard, you couldn’t link to a page in Wikipedia. My work filter also blocks it and the link you provided actually states NSFW beside the link for more pictures. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3237 "2011-01-19T20:34:51Z")
Gingers 1. Eric Stoltz 2. Heather Carolin 3. Carrot Top 4. Jane Asher 5. Tim Minchin 6. Simply Red 7. Ron Howard 8. Lucille Ball 9. Prince Harry 10. Willie Nelson 11. Gillian Anderson 12. Ron Weasley 13. Susan Sarandon [![](http://a.abcnews.com/images/GMA/ap_red_sarandon_susan_ssh.jpg) ](http://a.abcnews.com/images/GMA/ap_red_sarandon_susan_ssh.jpg) Next category: Famous castles or forts (with pics) 1. Windsor Castle [http://papercastlepress.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/windsorcastle.jpg](http://papercastlepress.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/windsorcastle.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3238 "2011-01-19T20:49:11Z")
Famous castles or forts (with pics) 1. Windsor Castle 2. [Neuschwanstein Castle](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuschwanstein_Castle). ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3239 "2011-01-19T21:18:09Z")
Famous castles or forts (with pics) 1. Windsor Castle 2. Neuschwanstein Castle 3. Ft. McHenry [![](https://scienceviews.com/parks/images/SIA2046.jpg) ](https://scienceviews.com/parks/images/SIA2046.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 19, 2011, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3240 "2011-01-19T21:24:19Z")
Famous castles or forts (with pics) 1. [Windsor Castle](http://papercastlepress.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/windsorcastle.jpg) 2. [Neuschwanstein Castle](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuschwanstein_Castle) 3. [Ft. McHenry](http://www.scienceviews.com/parks/images/SIA2046.jpg) 4. [Krak des Chevaliers](http://listverse.files.wordpress.com/2007/12/chevaliers.jpg) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=161) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=163)