# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1638
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32744 "2015-02-03T01:40:29Z")
Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all 1. Jesus returning 2. Anyone’s nipple falling out ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32745 "2015-02-03T01:48:18Z")
Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all 1. Jesus returning 2. Anyone’s nipple falling out 3. The Seahawks winning ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32746 "2015-02-03T01:55:02Z")
Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all 1. Jesus returning 2. Anyone’s nipple falling out 3. The Seahawks winning 4. Measles outbreak ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32747 "2015-02-03T01:57:49Z")
Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all 1. Jesus returning 2. Anyone’s nipple falling out 3. The Seahawks winning 4. Measles outbreak 5. Me staying awake ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32748 "2015-02-03T02:38:16Z")
Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all 1. Jesus returning 2. Anyone’s nipple falling out 3. The Seahawks winning 4. Measles outbreak 5. Me staying awake 6. Terrorists attacking from the Goodyear blimp ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32749 "2015-02-03T02:47:30Z")
Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all 1. Jesus returning 2. Anyone’s nipple falling out 3. The Seahawks winning 4. Measles outbreak 5. Me staying awake 6. Terrorists attacking from the Goodyear blimp 7. “Tom Brady” ripping off his mark after the game and revealing he was really Peyton Manning seeking revenge for last year’s Superbowl. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32750 "2015-02-03T02:50:18Z")
> [@Nonsuch](#): > > Worst (real) things you’ve been told on a date > > 1. “I didn’t get ANY sleep last night.” Although if you’re hearing this the next day, it can indicate the date went really well. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32751 "2015-02-03T04:01:05Z")
Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all 1. Jesus returning 2. Anyone’s nipple falling out 3. The Seahawks winning 4. Measles outbreak 5. Me staying awake 6. Terrorists attacking from the Goodyear blimp 7. “Tom Brady” ripping off his mark after the game and revealing he was really Peyton Manning seeking revenge for last year’s Superbowl. 8. Katy Perry giving a lackluster halftime show. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 6:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32752 "2015-02-03T06:23:08Z")
Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all 1. Jesus returning 2. Anyone’s nipple falling out 3. The Seahawks winning 4. Measles outbreak 5. Me staying awake 6. Terrorists attacking from the Goodyear blimp 7. “Tom Brady” ripping off his mark after the game and revealing he was really Peyton Manning seeking revenge for last year’s Superbowl. 8. Katy Perry giving a lackluster halftime show 9. Surprise appearance by Weird Al Yankovic ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32753 "2015-02-03T12:36:43Z")
Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all 1. Jesus returning 2. Anyone’s nipple falling out 3. The Seahawks winning 4. Measles outbreak 5. Me staying awake 6. Terrorists attacking from the Goodyear blimp 7. “Tom Brady” ripping off his mark after the game and revealing he was really Peyton Manning seeking revenge for last year’s Superbowl. 8. Katy Perry giving a lackluster halftime show 9. Surprise appearance by Weird Al Yankovic 10 Deflate-Gate II - The Air in There ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32754 "2015-02-03T15:13:27Z")
Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all 1. Jesus returning 2. Anyone’s nipple falling out 3. The Seahawks winning 4. Measles outbreak 5. Me staying awake 6. Terrorists attacking from the Goodyear blimp 7. “Tom Brady” ripping off his mark after the game and revealing he was really Peyton Manning seeking revenge for last year’s Superbowl. 8. Katy Perry giving a lackluster halftime show 9. Surprise appearance by Weird Al Yankovic 10 Deflate-Gate II - The Air in There 10. Return of “streaking” fad ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32755 "2015-02-03T15:19:32Z")
Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all 1. Jesus returning 2. Anyone’s nipple falling out 3. The Seahawks winning 4. Measles outbreak 5. Me staying awake 6. Terrorists attacking from the Goodyear blimp 7. “Tom Brady” ripping off his mark after the game and revealing he was really Peyton Manning seeking revenge for last year’s Superbowl. 8. Katy Perry giving a lackluster halftime show 9. Surprise appearance by Weird Al Yankovic 10 Deflate-Gate II - The Air in There 10. Return of “streaking” fad 11. Star-Lord Being Victorious ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32756 "2015-02-03T15:59:23Z")
Things that didn’t happen at the Super Bowl, after all 1. Jesus returning 2. Anyone’s nipple falling out 3. The Seahawks winning 4. Measles outbreak 5. Me staying awake 6. Terrorists attacking from the Goodyear blimp 7. “Tom Brady” ripping off his mark after the game and revealing he was really Peyton Manning seeking revenge for last year’s Superbowl. 8. Katy Perry giving a lackluster halftime show 9. Surprise appearance by Weird Al Yankovic 10 Deflate-Gate II - The Air in There 10. Return of “streaking” fad 11. Star-Lord Being Victorious 12. Marshawn Lynch grabbing his crotch in victory celebration New topic: Fictional Robots 1. Rosie, the Jetsons’ maid ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32757 "2015-02-03T16:01:52Z")
New topic: Fictional Robots 1. Rosie, the Jetsons’ maid 2. [Mr. McTavish](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0506612/) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32758 "2015-02-03T16:06:22Z")
New topic: Fictional Robots 1. Rosie, the Jetsons’ maid 2. [Mr. McTavish](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0506612/) 3. C3PO ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32759 "2015-02-03T16:08:38Z")
1. Rosie, the Jetsons’ maid 2. [Mr. McTavish](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0506612/) 3. C3PO 4. Dr Who’s K9 ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32760 "2015-02-03T16:19:30Z")
Fictional Robots 1. Rosie, the Jetsons’ maid 2. [Mr. McTavish](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0506612/) 3. C3PO 4. Dr Who’s K9 5. WALL-E ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32761 "2015-02-03T16:26:40Z")
Fictional Robots 1. Rosie, the Jetsons’ maid 2. Mr. McTavish 3. C3PO 4. Dr Who’s K9 5. WALL-E 6. Marvin the Paranoid Android ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32762 "2015-02-03T16:30:36Z")
Fictional Robots 1. Rosie, the Jetsons’ maid 2. Mr. McTavish 3. C3PO 4. Dr Who’s K9 5. WALL-E 6. Marvin the Paranoid Android 7. Robbie ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 3, 2015, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/32763 "2015-02-03T16:42:45Z")
Fictional Robots 1. Rosie, the Jetsons’ maid 2. Mr. McTavish 3. C3PO 4. Dr Who’s K9 5. WALL-E 6. Marvin the Paranoid Android 7. Robbie 8. R. Daneel Olivaw from Asimov’s novels [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1637) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1639)