# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1654
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33064 "2015-02-13T17:30:12Z")
Weekend Chores on the Honey Do (or any other) List 1. Install front door hardware 2. Mopping 3. Collect and discard all the dog poop in the yard 4. Mowing the lawn 5. Laundry, bloody laundry 6. Working on the car 7. Watching videos on the couch with her while I recover from my colonoscopy. Fun fun fun, yessirree. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33065 "2015-02-13T18:06:37Z")
Weekend Chores on the Honey Do (or any other) List 1. Install front door hardware 2. Mopping 3. Collect and discard all the dog poop in the yard 4. Mowing the lawn 5. Laundry, bloody laundry 6. Working on the car 7. Watching videos on the couch with her while I recover from my colonoscopy. Fun fun fun, yessirree. 8. Moving the cat’s litter box downstairs Added, since it was skipped above. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 6:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33066 "2015-02-13T18:18:35Z")
Weekend Chores on the Honey Do (or any other) List 1. Install front door hardware 2. Mopping 3. Collect and discard all the dog poop in the yard 4. Mowing the lawn 5. Laundry, bloody laundry 6. Working on the car 7. Watching videos on the couch with her while I recover from my colonoscopy. Fun fun fun, yessirree. 8. Moving the cat’s litter box downstairs 9. Reorganize the kitchen junk drawer ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33067 "2015-02-13T18:50:15Z")
Weekend Chores on the Honey Do (or any other) List 1. Install front door hardware 2. Mopping 3. Collect and discard all the dog poop in the yard 4. Mowing the lawn 5. Laundry, bloody laundry 6. Working on the car 7. Watching videos on the couch with her while I recover from my colonoscopy. Fun fun fun, yessirree. 8. Moving the cat’s litter box downstairs 9. Reorganize the kitchen junk drawer 10. shovel more damned snow, if I have to ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [February 13, 2015, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33068 "2015-02-13T19:16:18Z")
Weekend Chores on the Honey Do (or any other) List 1. Install front door hardware 2. Mopping 3. Collect and discard all the dog poop in the yard 4. Mowing the lawn 5. Laundry, bloody laundry 6. Working on the car 7. Watching videos on the couch with her while I recover from my colonoscopy. Fun fun fun, yessirree. 8. Moving the cat’s litter box downstairs 9. Reorganize the kitchen junk drawer 10. shovel more damned snow, if I have to 11. Reorganize the home office ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33069 "2015-02-14T03:54:05Z")
Weekend Chores on the Honey Do (or any other) List 1. Install front door hardware 2. Mopping 3. Collect and discard all the dog poop in the yard 4. Mowing the lawn 5. Laundry, bloody laundry 6. Working on the car 7. Watching videos on the couch with her while I recover from my colonoscopy. Fun fun fun, yessirree. 8. Moving the cat’s litter box downstairs 9. Reorganize the kitchen junk drawer 10. shovel more damned snow, if I have to 11. Reorganize the home office 12. Bring order to the cords on my desk ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33070 "2015-02-14T04:47:00Z")
Weekend Chores on the Honey Do (or any other) List 1. Install front door hardware 2. Mopping 3. Collect and discard all the dog poop in the yard 4. Mowing the lawn 5. Laundry, bloody laundry 6. Working on the car 7. Watching videos on the couch with her while I recover from my colonoscopy. Fun fun fun, yessirree. 8. Moving the cat’s litter box downstairs 9. Reorganize the kitchen junk drawer 10. Shovel more damned snow, if I have to 11. Reorganize the home office 12. Bring order to the cords on my desk 13. Pamper the Better Half for Valentine’s Day without Going Into Bankruptcy Next: New Who/What/Wheres for the game of Clue 1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage ---
**Author:** ![Celan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Celan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celan)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33071 "2015-02-14T05:04:45Z")
New Who/What/Wheres for the game of Clue 1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage 2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33072 "2015-02-14T05:08:15Z")
New Who/What/Wheres for the game of Clue 1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage 2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen 3. Ambassador Kinabo, with the Coke bottle, in the three-season porch ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 5:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33073 "2015-02-14T05:29:59Z")
New Who/What/Wheres for the game of Clue 1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage 2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen 3. Ambassador Kinabo, with the Coke bottle, in the three-season porch 4. Washed-Up Athlete/Actor O.J., with the knife, outside the house ---
**Author:** ![tripthicket](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tripthicket/32/297_2.png) [@tripthicket](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tripthicket)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33074 "2015-02-14T05:41:31Z")
**Elendil’s Heir** , please remit the cost of 2 pick-a-size paper towels to my business address, said disposable towels being used to clean a sudden spray of soda off of my monitor screen. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33075 "2015-02-14T05:54:09Z")
New Who/What/Wheres for the game Clue 1. \*\*Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage 2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen 3. Ambassador Kinabo, with the Coke bottle, in the three-season porch 4. Washed-Up Athlete/Actor O.J., with the knife, outside the house 5. Lord Orange with the cyanide in the bathroom ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33076 "2015-02-14T12:26:18Z")
New Who/What/Wheres for the game Clue 1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage 2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen 3. Ambassador Kinabo, with the Coke bottle, in the three-season porch 4. Washed-Up Athlete/Actor O.J., with the knife, outside the house 5. Lord Orange with the cyanide in the bathroom 6. Dr. McCoy with the tri-corder in sick bay: “_Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a Milton Bradley game piece!_” ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33077 "2015-02-14T13:23:37Z")
New Who/What/Wheres for the game Clue 1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage 2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen 3. Ambassador Kinabo, with the Coke bottle, in the three-season porch 4. Washed-Up Athlete/Actor O.J., with the knife, outside the house 5. Lord Orange with the cyanide in the bathroom 6. Dr. McCoy with the tri-corder in sick bay: _“Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a Milton Bradley game piece!”_ 7. Mr Clear, with an icicle, in the sun room. “I don’t know what happened. I didn’t see anything.” ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 1:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33078 "2015-02-14T13:40:51Z")
New Who/What/Wheres for the game Clue 1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage 2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen 3. Ambassador Kinabo, with the Coke bottle, in the three-season porch 4. Washed-Up Athlete/Actor O.J., with the knife, outside the house 5. Lord Orange with the cyanide in the bathroom 6. Dr. McCoy with the tri-corder in sick bay: “Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a Milton Bradley game piece!” 7. Mr Clear, with an icicle, in the sun room. 8. Lady Gaga, with the microphone, in front of a crowd of thousands ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 1:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33079 "2015-02-14T13:59:39Z")
New Who/What/Wheres for the game Clue 1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage 2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen 3. Ambassador Kinabo, with the Coke bottle, in the three-season porch 4. Washed-Up Athlete/Actor O.J., with the knife, outside the house 5. Lord Orange with the cyanide in the bathroom 6. Dr. McCoy with the tri-corder in sick bay: “Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a Milton Bradley game piece!” 7. Mr Clear, with an icicle, in the sun room. 8. Lady Gaga, with the microphone, in front of a crowd of thousands 9. George Takei, in the computer, with a wink and a heartfelt “Ohh, myy” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33080 "2015-02-14T15:07:37Z")
New Who/What/Wheres for the game Clue 1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage 2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen 3. Ambassador Kinabo, with the Coke bottle, in the three-season porch 4. Washed-Up Athlete/Actor O.J., with the knife, outside the house 5. Lord Orange with the cyanide in the bathroom 6. Dr. McCoy with the tri-corder in sick bay: “Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a Milton Bradley game piece!” 7. Mr Clear, with an icicle, in the sun room. 8. Lady Gaga, with the microphone, in front of a crowd of thousands 9. George Takei, in the computer, with a wink and a heartfelt “Ohh, myy” 10. Jimmy Buffet, on the front porch, with a six string guitar. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33081 "2015-02-14T15:19:10Z")
New Who/What/Wheres for the game Clue 1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage 2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen 3. Ambassador Kinabo, with the Coke bottle, in the three-season porch 4. Washed-Up Athlete/Actor O.J., with the knife, outside the house 5. Lord Orange with the cyanide in the bathroom 6. Dr. McCoy with the tri-corder in sick bay: “Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a Milton Bradley game piece!” 7. Mr Clear, with an icicle, in the sun room. 8. Lady Gaga, with the microphone, in front of a crowd of thousands 9. George Takei, in the computer, with a wink and a heartfelt “Ohh, myy” 10. Jimmy Buffet, on the front porch, with a six string guitar. 11. Red Sonya, on the battlefield, with a claymore ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33082 "2015-02-14T15:30:50Z")
New Who/What/Wheres for the game Clue 1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage 2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen 3. Ambassador Kinabo, with the Coke bottle, in the three-season porch 4. Washed-Up Athlete/Actor O.J., with the knife, outside the house 5. Lord Orange with the cyanide in the bathroom 6. Dr. McCoy with the tri-corder in sick bay: “Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a Milton Bradley game piece!” 7. Mr Clear, with an icicle, in the sun room. 8. Lady Gaga, with the microphone, in front of a crowd of thousands 9. George Takei, in the computer, with a wink and a heartfelt “Ohh, myy” 10. Jimmy Buffet, on the front porch, with a six string guitar. 11. Red Sonya, on the battlefield, with a claymore 12. Mr Blonde, with a straight razor, in the warehouse ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [February 14, 2015, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33083 "2015-02-14T15:37:15Z")
New Who/What/Wheres for the game Clue 1. Nurse Mahogany, with the (fireplace) poker, in the garage 2. Detective Berini, with a notepad, in the sheep pen 3. Ambassador Kinabo, with the Coke bottle, in the three-season porch 4. Washed-Up Athlete/Actor O.J., with the knife, outside the house 5. Lord Orange with the cyanide in the bathroom 6. Dr. McCoy with the tri-corder in sick bay: “Dammit Jim, I’m a doctor not a Milton Bradley game piece!” 7. Mr Clear, with an icicle, in the sun room. 8. Lady Gaga, with the microphone, in front of a crowd of thousands 9. George Takei, in the computer, with a wink and a heartfelt “Ohh, myy” 10. Jimmy Buffet, on the front porch, with a six string guitar. 11. Red Sonya, on the battlefield, with a claymore 12. Mr Blonde, with a straight razor, in the warehouse 13. Batman, anywhere with anything when he’s prepared. Next up: Fictional works where someone commits suicide 1. Dr. Zhivago–Pasha Antipov (shooting) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1653) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1655)