# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1664
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33264 "2015-02-20T22:12:59Z")
Comedy Albums 1. Los Cochinos by Cheech & Chong 2. The Great White North by Bob & Doug McKenzie 3. As Kosher as They Wanna Be by 2 Live Jews 4. Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time by Patton Oswalt 5. The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart 6. I Started Out as a Child by Bill Cosby 7. I Have a Pony by Steven Wright 8. I Laughed… I Cried… I Fudged My Undies! by Red Peters ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33265 "2015-02-20T22:16:44Z")
Comedy Albums 1. Los Cochinos by Cheech & Chong 2. The Great White North by Bob & Doug McKenzie 3. As Kosher as They Wanna Be by 2 Live Jews 4. Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time by Patton Oswalt 5. The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart 6. I Started Out as a Child by Bill Cosby 7. I Have a Pony by Steven Wright 8. I Laughed… I Cried… I Fudged My Undies! by Red Peters 9. Comedy is Not Pretty by Steve Martin Still one of my all-time favorites! ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33266 "2015-02-20T22:17:33Z")
Comedy Albums 1. Los Cochinos by Cheech & Chong 2. The Great White North by Bob & Doug McKenzie 3. As Kosher as They Wanna Be by 2 Live Jews 4. Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time by Patton Oswalt 5. The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart 6. I Started Out as a Child by Bill Cosby 7. I Have a Pony by Steven Wright 8. I Laughed… I Cried… I Fudged My Undies! by Red Peters 9. Comedy is Not Pretty by Steve Martin 10… Comedy Classics by K-Tel ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33267 "2015-02-20T22:19:39Z")
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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33268 "2015-02-20T22:27:11Z")
Comedy Albums 1. Los Cochinos by Cheech & Chong 2. The Great White North by Bob & Doug McKenzie 3. As Kosher as They Wanna Be by 2 Live Jews 4. Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time by Patton Oswalt 5. The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart 6. I Started Out as a Child by Bill Cosby 7. I Have a Pony by Steven Wright 8. I Laughed… I Cried… I Fudged My Undies! by Red Peters 9. Comedy is Not Pretty by Steve Martin 10… Comedy Classics by K-Tel 10. \*\*\*Class Clown \*\*\*by George Carlin ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33269 "2015-02-20T22:41:44Z")
Comedy Albums 1. Los Cochinos by Cheech & Chong 2. The Great White North by Bob & Doug McKenzie 3. As Kosher as They Wanna Be by 2 Live Jews 4. Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time by Patton Oswalt 5. The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart 6. I Started Out as a Child by Bill Cosby 7. I Have a Pony by Steven Wright 8. I Laughed… I Cried… I Fudged My Undies! by Red Peters 9. Comedy is Not Pretty by Steve Martin 10. Comedy Classics by K-Tel 11. Class Clown by George Carlin 12. Have You Seen Me Lately? by Sam Kinison ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 20, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33270 "2015-02-20T22:53:24Z")
Comedy Albums 1. Los Cochinos by Cheech & Chong 2. The Great White North by Bob & Doug McKenzie 3. As Kosher as They Wanna Be by 2 Live Jews 4. Tragedy Plus Comedy Equals Time by Patton Oswalt 5. The Button-Down Mind of Bob Newhart 6. I Started Out as a Child by Bill Cosby 7. I Have a Pony by Steven Wright 8. I Laughed… I Cried… I Fudged My Undies! by Red Peters 9. Comedy is Not Pretty by Steve Martin 10. Comedy Classics by K-Tel 11. Class Clown by George Carlin 12. Have You Seen Me Lately? by Sam Kinison 13. Don’t Crush That Dwarf, Hand Me The Pliers, by The Firesign Theatre New! Bad Names For Your Pet Cat 14. Fido ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33271 "2015-02-21T01:28:53Z")
New! Bad Names For Your Pet Cat 1. Fido 2. Riot Though it would allow you to use the line “This is my pussy, Riot”. ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33272 "2015-02-21T02:01:25Z")
New! Bad Names For Your Pet Cat 1. Fido 2. Riot 3. Vietnamese Lunch ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33273 "2015-02-21T02:28:13Z")
New! Bad Names For Your Pet Cat 1. Fido 2. Riot 3. Vietnamese Lunch 4. Hitler ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33274 "2015-02-21T02:36:07Z")
Bad Names For Your Pet Cat 1. Fido 2. Riot 3. Vietnamese Lunch 4. Farfegnugen Missed the edit window. ---
**Author:** ![Celan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ea666f/32.png) [@Celan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celan)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33275 "2015-02-21T03:35:36Z")
Bad Names For Your Pet Cat 1. Fido 2. Riot 3. Vietnamese Lunch 4. Farfegnugen 5. Hitler 6. Sic’em! ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33276 "2015-02-21T04:54:45Z")
Bad Names For Your Pet Cat 1. Fido 2. Riot 3. Vietnamese Lunch 4. Farfegnugen 5. Hitler 6. Sic’em! 7. Rabies ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33277 "2015-02-21T04:57:42Z")
Bad Names For Your Pet Cat 1. Fido 2. Riot 3. Vietnamese Lunch 4. Farfegnugen 5. Hitler 6. Sic 'em! 7. Rabies 8. Dahmer ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33278 "2015-02-21T05:08:39Z")
Bad Names For Your Pet Cat 1. Fido 2. Riot 3. Vietnamese Lunch 4. Farfegnugen 5. Hitler 6. Sic 'em! 7. Rabies 8. Dahmer 9. burpo the wonder cat ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33279 "2015-02-21T05:12:14Z")
Bad Names For Your Pet Cat 1. Fido 2. Riot 3. Vietnamese Lunch 4. Farfegnugen 5. Hitler 6. Sic 'em! 7. Rabies 8. Dahmer 9. burpo the wonder cat 10. Eat My ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33280 "2015-02-21T09:22:16Z")
Bad Names For Your Pet Cat 1. Fido 2. Riot 3. Vietnamese Lunch 4. Farfegnugen 5. Hitler 6. Sic 'em! 7. Rabies 8. Dahmer 9. burpo the wonder cat 10. Eat My 11. Shitty Kitty\* - Actual name of a white cat I encountered at the vet’s. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33281 "2015-02-21T14:07:38Z")
Bad Names For Your Pet Cat 1. Fido 2. Riot 3. Vietnamese Lunch 4. Farfegnugen 5. Hitler 6. Sic 'em! 7. Rabies 8. Dahmer 9. burpo the wonder cat 10. Eat My 11. Shitty Kitty 12. Llanfairpwllgwyngyll ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33282 "2015-02-21T14:18:14Z")
Bad Names For Your Pet Cat 1. Fido 2. Riot 3. Vietnamese Lunch 4. Farfegnugen 5. Hitler 6. Sic 'em! 7. Rabies 8. Dahmer 9. burpo the wonder cat 10. Eat My 11. Shitty Kitty 12. Llanfairpwllgwyngyll 13. Pita True story. My brother was living with a girlfriend and she wanted to have a cat. My brother did not want a cat. The girlfriend brought a cat home one day anyway. As an effort at conciliation, she offered to let my brother name the cat. He came up with the name Pita. She was surprised (having expected much worse) and asked him how he came up with that name. He said it stood for Pain In The Ass. I’ll pass. ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2015, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/33283 "2015-02-21T14:59:14Z")
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