# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 170
**Author:** ![EristicKallistic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/85e7bf/32.png) [@EristicKallistic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EristicKallistic)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3381 "2011-01-25T19:44:11Z")
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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3382 "2011-01-25T19:55:35Z")
Standard junk email topics: 1. Get low price perscription drugs! 2. Enlarge your Penis, Now! 3. Meet your Russian bride by email! 4. Mom discovers secret to nuclear fusion, world peace while working from home! 5. Lose weight without dieting or exercising! 6. Large Inheritance waiting for you! 7. My Dear Kind Sir, I am writing to you from Nigeria… 8. A picture you’ve just gotta see ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3383 "2011-01-25T20:03:13Z")
Standard junk email topics: 1. Get low price perscription drugs! 2. Enlarge your Penis, Now! 3. Meet your Russian bride by email! 4. Mom discovers secret to nuclear fusion, world peace while working from home! 5. Lose weight without dieting or exercising! 6. Large Inheritance waiting for you! 7. My Dear Kind Sir, I am writing to you from Nigeria… 8. A picture you’ve just gotta see [/QUOTE] 9. Re: ---
**Author:** ![Sternvogel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Sternvogel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sternvogel)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3384 "2011-01-25T21:03:29Z")
Standard junk email topics: 1. Get low price perscription drugs! 2. Enlarge your Penis, Now! 3. Meet your Russian bride by email! 4. Mom discovers secret to nuclear fusion, world peace while working from home! 5. Lose weight without dieting or exercising! 6. Large Inheritance waiting for you! 7. My Dear Kind Sir, I am writing to you from Nigeria… 8. A picture you’ve just gotta see [/quote] 9. Re: 10. Your PayPal account has been hijacked! Send password now so we can correct problem! ---
**Author:** ![Tom\_Scud](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f08c70/32.png) [@Tom\_Scud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tom_Scud)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3385 "2011-01-25T21:05:37Z")
Note that the [/quote] in #8 is an editing artefact that I added. It’s kind of appropriate, though. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3386 "2011-01-25T21:19:05Z")
Standard junk email topics: 1. Get low price perscription drugs! 2. Enlarge your Penis, Now! 3. Meet your Russian bride by email! 4. Mom discovers secret to nuclear fusion, world peace while working from home! 5. Lose weight without dieting or exercising! 6. Large Inheritance waiting for you! 7. My Dear Kind Sir, I am writing to you from Nigeria… 8. A picture you’ve just gotta see 9. Re: 10. Your PayPal account has been hijacked! Send password now so we can correct problem! 11. Lose stomach fat with this one weird old tip! ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3387 "2011-01-25T22:04:03Z")
Standard junk email topics: 1. Get low price perscription drugs! 2. Enlarge your Penis, Now! 3. Meet your Russian bride by email! 4. Mom discovers secret to nuclear fusion, world peace while working from home! 5. Lose weight without dieting or exercising! 6. Large Inheritance waiting for you! 7. My Dear Kind Sir, I am writing to you from Nigeria… 8. A picture you’ve just gotta see 9. Re: 10. Your PayPal account has been hijacked! Send password now so we can correct problem! 11. Lose stomach fat with this one weird old tip! 12. Latest glurge is soooo funny!!! ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3388 "2011-01-25T22:48:36Z")
Standard junk email topics: 1. Get low price perscription drugs! 2. Enlarge your Penis, Now! 3. Meet your Russian bride by email! 4. Mom discovers secret to nuclear fusion, world peace while working from home! 5. Lose weight without dieting or exercising! 6. Large Inheritance waiting for you! 7. My Dear Kind Sir, I am writing to you from Nigeria… 8. A picture you’ve just gotta see 9. Re: 10. Your PayPal account has been hijacked! Send password now so we can correct problem! 11. Lose stomach fat with this one weird old tip! 12. Latest glurge is soooo funny!!! 13. CHECK OUT THIS WEBSITE IT’S THE COOLEST THING EVER Dr. Seuss characters 1. Thing 2 ---
**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\ **Post date:** [January 25, 2011, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3389 "2011-01-25T23:42:34Z")
Dr. Seuss characters 1. Thing 2 2. The Cat in the Hat ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3390 "2011-01-26T01:28:35Z")
Dr. Seuss characters 1. Thing 2 2. The Cat in the Hat 3. The Lorax The Lorax. =Sigh= Who always made me sad. ---
**Author:** ![notfrommensa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/f14d63/32.png) [@notfrommensa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/notfrommensa)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 2:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3391 "2011-01-26T02:19:28Z")
Dr. Seuss characters 1. Thing 2 2. The Cat in the Hat 3. The Lorax 4. Yertle the Turtle ---
**Author:** ![Rebo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rebo/32/13005_2.png) [@Rebo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rebo)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3392 "2011-01-26T02:26:40Z")
Dr. Seuss characters 1. Thing 2 2. The Cat in the Hat 3. The Lorax 4. Yertle the Turtle 5. Horton ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3393 "2011-01-26T02:35:35Z")
Dr. Seuss characters 1. Thing 2 2. The Cat in the Hat 3. The Lorax 4. Yertle the Turtle 5. Horton 6. Blue Fish I always felt he was the key character that held the whole book together. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/the_other_jeffrey_lebowski/32/215_2.png) [@The\_Other\_Jeffrey\_Lebowski](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Other_Jeffrey_Lebowski)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3394 "2011-01-26T02:54:54Z")
Dr. Seuss characters 1. Thing 2 2. The Cat in the Hat 3. The Lorax 4. Yertle the Turtle 5. Horton 6. Blue Fish 7. Father of the father of Nadd ---
**Author:** ![EristicKallistic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/85e7bf/32.png) [@EristicKallistic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EristicKallistic)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3395 "2011-01-26T03:13:34Z")
Dr. Seuss characters 1. Thing 2 2. The Cat in the Hat 3. The Lorax 4. Yertle the Turtle 5. Horton 6. Blue Fish 7. Father of the father of Nadd 8. The Grinch’s dog, Max ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3396 "2011-01-26T03:14:57Z")
Dr. Seuss characters 1. Thing 2 2. The Cat in the Hat 3. The Lorax 4. Yertle the Turtle 5. Horton 6. Blue Fish 7. Father of the father of Nadd 8. The Grinch’s dog, Max 9. Bartholomew Cubbins ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3397 "2011-01-26T03:22:49Z")
Dr. Seuss characters 1. Thing 2 2. The Cat in the Hat 3. The Lorax 4. Yertle the Turtle 5. Horton 6. Blue Fish 7. Father of the father of Nadd 8. The Grinch’s dog, Max 9. Bartholomew Cubbins 10. Sam I Am ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3398 "2011-01-26T03:41:03Z")
Dr. Seuss characters 1. Thing 2 2. The Cat in the Hat 3. The Lorax 4. Yertle the Turtle 5. Horton 6. Blue Fish 7. Father of the father of Nadd 8. The Grinch’s dog, Max 9. Bartholomew Cubbins 10. Sam I Am 11. Little Cindy Lou Who ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 3:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3399 "2011-01-26T03:49:22Z")
Dr. Seuss characters 1. Thing 2 2. The Cat in the Hat 3. The Lorax 4. Yertle the Turtle 5. Horton 6. Blue Fish 7. Father of the father of Nadd 8. The Grinch’s dog, Max 9. Bartholomew Cubbins 10. Sam I Am 11. Little Cindy Lou Who 12. Sylvester McMonkey McBean ---
**Author:** ![Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/le_ministre_de_l_au-dela/32/12181_2.png) [@Le\_Ministre\_de\_l\_au-dela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Le_Ministre_de_l_au-dela)\ **Post date:** [January 26, 2011, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/3400 "2011-01-26T05:00:26Z")
Dr. Seuss characters 1. Thing 2 2. The Cat in the Hat 3. The Lorax 4. Yertle the Turtle 5. Horton 6. Blue Fish 7. Father of the father of Nadd 8. The Grinch’s dog, Max 9. Bartholomew Cubbins 10. Sam I Am 11. Little Cindy Lou Who 12. Sylvester McMonkey McBean 13. Thidwick the Big-Hearted Moose Indonesian Islands [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=169) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=171)