# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1728
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34544 "2015-04-28T14:28:25Z")
Superheroes who got turned down for Avengers membership (make 'em up, make 'em silly) 1. Selfie Lad ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34545 "2015-04-28T14:36:40Z")
Superheroes who got turned down for Avengers membership (make 'em up, make 'em silly) 1. Selfie Lad 2. The Brown Recluse The Black Widow’s rarely-seen, but even deadlier sister! ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34546 "2015-04-28T14:40:10Z")
Superheroes who got turned down for Avengers membership (make 'em up, make 'em silly) 1. Selfie Lad 2. The Brown Recluse 3. Kid Ennui ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34547 "2015-04-28T14:51:52Z")
Superheroes who got turned down for Avengers membership (make 'em up, make 'em silly) 1. Selfie Lad 2. The Brown Recluse 3. Kid Ennui 4. Captain Cargopants ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34548 "2015-04-28T14:55:56Z")
Superheroes who got turned down for Avengers membership (make 'em up, make 'em silly) 1. Selfie Lad 2. The Brown Recluse 3. Kid Ennui 4. Captain Cargopants 5. Man-Man ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34549 "2015-04-28T15:13:59Z")
Superheroes who got turned down for Avengers membership (make 'em up, make 'em silly) 1. Selfie Lad 2. The Brown Recluse 3. Kid Ennui 4. Captain Cargopants 5. Man-Man 6. Wussy Man ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34550 "2015-04-28T15:25:20Z")
Superheroes who got turned down for Avengers membership (make 'em up, make 'em silly) 1. Selfie Lad 2. The Brown Recluse 3. Kid Ennui 4. Captain Cargopants 5. Man-Man 6. Wussy Man 7. Soccer Mom ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34551 "2015-04-28T15:26:48Z")
Superheroes who got turned down for Avengers membership (make 'em up, make 'em silly) 1. Selfie Lad 2. The Brown Recluse 3. Kid Ennui 4. Captain Cargopants 5. Man-Man 6. Wussy Man 7. Soccer Mom 8. The Crimson Shrug ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 3:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34552 "2015-04-28T15:29:52Z")
Superheroes who got turned down for Avengers membership (make 'em up, make 'em silly) 1. Selfie Lad 2. The Brown Recluse 3. Kid Ennui 4. Captain Cargopants 5. Man-Man 6. Wussy Man 7. Soccer Mom 8. The Crimson Shrug 9. Time Voyager (he can travel an hour into the future, in just 60 minutes) ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34553 "2015-04-28T15:31:31Z")
Superheroes who got turned down for Avengers membership (make 'em up, make 'em silly) 1. Selfie Lad 2. The Brown Recluse 3. Kid Ennui 4. Captain Cargopants 5. Man-Man 6. Wussy Man 7. Soccer Mom 8. The Crimson Shrug 9. Time Voyager (he can travel an hour into the future, in just 60 minutes) 10. Captain Armenia ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34554 "2015-04-28T15:53:07Z")
Superheroes who got turned down for Avengers membership (make 'em up, make 'em silly) 1. Selfie Lad 2. The Brown Recluse 3. Kid Ennui 4. Captain Cargopants 5. Man-Man 6. Wussy Man 7. Soccer Mom 8. The Crimson Shrug 9. Time Voyager (he can travel an hour into the future, in just 60 minutes) 10. Captain Armenia 11. The Redundant Kid (and his twin, the Redundant Kid) ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34555 "2015-04-28T15:57:40Z")
Superheroes who got turned down for Avengers membership (make 'em up, make 'em silly) 1. Selfie Lad 2. The Brown Recluse 3. Kid Ennui 4. Captain Cargopants 5. Man-Man 6. Wussy Man 7. Soccer Mom 8. The Crimson Shrug 9. Time Voyager (he can travel an hour into the future, in just 60 minutes) 10. Captain Armenia 11. The Redundant Kid (and his twin, the Redundant Kid) 12. Visible Girl. You can see her in any light! ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34556 "2015-04-28T16:44:17Z")
Superheroes who got turned down for Avengers membership (make 'em up, make 'em silly) 1. Selfie Lad 2. The Brown Recluse 3. Kid Ennui 4. Captain Cargopants 5. Man-Man 6. Wussy Man 7. Soccer Mom 8. The Crimson Shrug 9. Time Voyager (he can travel an hour into the future, in just 60 minutes) 10. Captain Armenia 11. The Redundant Kid (and his twin, the Redundant Kid) 12. Visible Girl. You can see her in any light! 13. Dr. Doobie Next: Currently active stand-up comedians. 14. Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34557 "2015-04-28T17:44:30Z")
Next: Currently active stand-up comedians. 1. Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias 2. Rob Bartlett ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34558 "2015-04-28T18:29:01Z")
Currently active stand-up comedians. 1. Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias 2. Rob Bartlett 3. Mike Birbiglia Love him!: [Mike Birbiglia- Cracka - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxxI4USXv4o) ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34559 "2015-04-28T19:18:25Z")
Currently active stand-up comedians. 1. Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias 2. Rob Bartlett 3. Mike Birbiglia 4. Bill Cosby Unbelievably, the man is on tour right now. ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34560 "2015-04-28T19:50:32Z")
Currently active stand-up comedians. 1. Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias 2. Rob Bartlett 3. Mike Birbiglia 4. Bill Cosby 5. Joey Pepitone ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34561 "2015-04-28T20:28:03Z")
Currently active stand-up comedians. 1. Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias 2. Rob Bartlett 3. Mike Birbiglia 4. Bill Cosby 5. Joey Pepitone 6. Jim Gaffigan ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34562 "2015-04-28T20:30:44Z")
Currently active stand-up comedians. 1. Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias 2. Rob Bartlett 3. Mike Birbiglia 4. Bill Cosby 5. Joey Pepitone 6. Jim Gaffigan 7. Steven Wright Heard him a few years ago. Always makes me laugh: [STEVEN WRIGHT - COMPLETE Works - stereo HQ - (pt.1 of 5) - YouTube](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F5ErMolRE8M) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [April 28, 2015, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34563 "2015-04-28T20:46:25Z")
Currently active stand-up comedians. 1. Gabriel “Fluffy” Iglesias 2. Rob Bartlett 3. Mike Birbiglia 4. Bill Cosby 5. Joey Pepitone 6. Jim Gaffigan 7. Steven Wright 8. Jeff Dunham [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1727) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1729)