# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1734
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2015, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34664 "2015-05-07T00:23:20Z")
Talking Animal characters (books and otherwise) 1. Simba, the Lion King 2. Aslan, Narnia series ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2015, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34665 "2015-05-07T01:51:21Z")
Talking Animal characters (books and otherwise) 1. Simba, the Lion King 2. Aslan, Narnia series 3. Gwaihir the Eagle, The Lord of the Rings ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2015, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34666 "2015-05-07T03:24:17Z")
Talking Animal characters (books and otherwise) 1. Simba, the Lion King 2. Aslan, Narnia series 3. Gwaihir the Eagle, The Lord of the Rings 4. Brian Griffin, Family Guy ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2015, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34667 "2015-05-07T04:04:48Z")
Talking Animal characters (books and otherwise) 1. Simba, the Lion King 2. Aslan, Narnia series 3. Gwaihir the Eagle, The Lord of the Rings 4. Brian Griffin, Family Guy 5. Salem, Sabrina the Teenage Witch’s cat ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2015, 5:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34668 "2015-05-07T05:03:13Z")
Talking Animal characters (books and otherwise) 1. Simba, the Lion King 2. Aslan, Narnia series 3. Gwaihir the Eagle, The Lord of the Rings 4. Brian Griffin, Family Guy 5. Salem, Sabrina the Teenage Witch’s cat 6. Bugs Bunny ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2015, 2:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34669 "2015-05-07T14:09:18Z")
Talking Animal characters (books and otherwise) 1. Simba, the Lion King 2. Aslan, Narnia series 3. Gwaihir the Eagle, The Lord of the Rings 4. Brian Griffin, Family Guy 5. Salem, Sabrina the Teenage Witch’s cat 6. Bugs Bunny 7. Opus, Bloom County ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2015, 2:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34670 "2015-05-07T14:16:03Z")
Talking Animal characters (books and otherwise) 1. Simba, the Lion King 2. Aslan, Narnia series 3. Gwaihir the Eagle, The Lord of the Rings 4. Brian Griffin, Family Guy 5. Salem, Sabrina the Teenage Witch’s cat 6. Bugs Bunny 7. Opus, Bloom County 8. Donkey, Shrek films ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2015, 2:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34671 "2015-05-07T14:18:12Z")
Talking Animal characters (books and otherwise) 1. Simba, the Lion King 2. Aslan, Narnia series 3. Gwaihir the Eagle, The Lord of the Rings 4. Brian Griffin, Family Guy 5. Salem, Sabrina the Teenage Witch’s cat 6. Bugs Bunny 7. Opus, Bloom County 8. Donkey, Shrek films 9. Mr. Ed ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2015, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34672 "2015-05-07T14:38:11Z")
Talking Animal characters (books and otherwise) 1. Simba, the Lion King 2. Aslan, Narnia series 3. Gwaihir the Eagle, The Lord of the Rings 4. Brian Griffin, Family Guy 5. Salem, Sabrina the Teenage Witch’s cat 6. Bugs Bunny 7. Opus, Bloom County 8. Donkey, Shrek films 9. Mr. Ed 10. Kermit the Frog ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34673 "2015-05-07T14:58:20Z")
Talking Animal characters (books and otherwise) 1. Simba, the Lion King 2. Aslan, Narnia series 3. Gwaihir the Eagle, The Lord of the Rings 4. Brian Griffin, Family Guy 5. Salem, Sabrina the Teenage Witch’s cat 6. Bugs Bunny 7. Opus, Bloom County 8. Donkey, Shrek films 9. Mr. Ed 10. Kermit the Frog 11. Smaug ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2015, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34674 "2015-05-07T15:31:25Z")
Talking Animal characters (books and otherwise) 1. Simba, the Lion King 2. Aslan, Narnia series 3. Gwaihir the Eagle, The Lord of the Rings 4. Brian Griffin, Family Guy 5. Salem, Sabrina the Teenage Witch’s cat 6. Bugs Bunny 7. Opus, Bloom County 8. Donkey, Shrek films 9. Mr. Ed 10. Kermit the Frog 11. Smaug 12. Squidward Tentacles ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2015, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34675 "2015-05-07T15:52:07Z")
Talking Animal characters (books and otherwise) 1. Simba, the Lion King 2. Aslan, Narnia series 3. Gwaihir the Eagle, The Lord of the Rings 4. Brian Griffin, Family Guy 5. Salem, Sabrina the Teenage Witch’s cat 6. Bugs Bunny 7. Opus, Bloom County 8. Donkey, Shrek films 9. Mr. Ed 10. Kermit the Frog 11. Smaug 12. Squidward Tentacles 13. The Cheshire Cat, Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland Wittiest Porn Parody Titles 1. _Who’s Nailin’ Paylin?_ - Sarah Palin Parody ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2015, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34676 "2015-05-07T16:05:22Z")
Wittiest Porn Parody Titles 1. Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? - Sarah Palin Parody 2. Add Momma to the Train From that Family Guy episode where Brian becomes a porn director. “The Purple Head of Cairo” was another good one. ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2015, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34677 "2015-05-07T16:06:00Z")
Wittiest Porn Parody Titles 1. Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? - Sarah Palin Parody 2. Shaving Ryan’s Privates ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2015, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34678 "2015-05-07T19:03:17Z")
Wittiest Porn Parody Titles 1. Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? - Sarah Palin Parody 2. Add Momma to the Train 3. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 4. Ball the President’s Men ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2015, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34679 "2015-05-07T21:35:28Z")
Wittiest Porn Parody Titles 1. Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? - Sarah Palin Parody 2. Add Momma to the Train 3. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 4. Ball the President’s Men 5. Lawrence of a Labia ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34680 "2015-05-08T02:22:13Z")
Wittiest Porn Parody Titles 1. Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? - Sarah Palin Parody 2. Add Momma to the Train 3. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 4. Ball the President’s Men 5. Lawrence of a Labia 6. Forrest Hump ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34681 "2015-05-08T02:51:57Z")
Wittiest Porn Parody Titles 1. Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? - Sarah Palin Parody 2. Add Momma to the Train 3. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 4. Ball the President’s Men 5. Lawrence of a Labia 6. Forrest Hump 7. Saturday Night Beaver ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34682 "2015-05-08T03:12:46Z")
Wittiest Porn Parody Titles 1. Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? - Sarah Palin Parody 2. Add Momma to the Train 3. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 4. Ball the President’s Men 5. Lawrence of a Labia 6. Forrest Hump 7. Saturday Night Beaver 8. Inde-Pantsless Day ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34683 "2015-05-08T05:16:15Z")
Damn, some of these are funny! Wittiest Porn Parody Titles 1. Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? - Sarah Palin Parody 2. Add Momma to the Train 3. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 4. Ball the President’s Men 5. Lawrence of a Labia 6. Forrest Hump 7. Saturday Night Beaver 8. Inde-Pantsless Day 9. The Amityville Whore [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1733) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1735)