# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1735
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34684 "2015-05-08T12:03:19Z")
Wittiest Porn Parody Titles 1. Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? - Sarah Palin Parody 2. Add Momma to the Train 3. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 4. Ball the President’s Men 5. Lawrence of a Labia 6. Forrest Hump 7. Saturday Night Beaver 8. Inde-Pantsless Day 9. Romancing the Bone ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34685 "2015-05-08T12:25:41Z")
Wittiest Porn Parody Titles 1. Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? - Sarah Palin Parody 2. Add Momma to the Train 3. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 4. Ball the President’s Men 5. Lawrence of a Labia 6. Forrest Hump 7. Saturday Night Beaver 8. Inde-Pantsless Day 9. Romancing the Bone 10. Let’s Play Doctor, Zhivago ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34686 "2015-05-08T13:32:47Z")
Wittiest Porn Parody Titles 1. Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? - Sarah Palin Parody 2. Add Momma to the Train 3. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 4. Ball the President’s Men 5. Lawrence of a Labia 6. Forrest Hump 7. Saturday Night Beaver 8. Inde-Pantsless Day 9. Romancing the Bone 10. Let’s Play Doctor, Zhivago 11. Schindler’s Fist ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34687 "2015-05-08T14:06:51Z")
Wittiest Porn Parody Titles 1. Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? - Sarah Palin Parody 2. Add Momma to the Train 3. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 4. Ball the President’s Men 5. Lawrence of a Labia 6. Forrest Hump 7. Saturday Night Beaver 8. Inde-Pantsless Day 9. Romancing the Bone 10. Let’s Play Doctor, Zhivago 11. Schindler’s Fist 12. Apollo 13 Inches ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34688 "2015-05-08T14:27:22Z")
That should’ve been 13th in the list, **Nemo**. 😃 Wittiest Porn Parody Titles 1. Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? - Sarah Palin Parody 2. Add Momma to the Train 3. Shaving Ryan’s Privates 4. Ball the President’s Men 5. Lawrence of a Labia 6. Forrest Hump 7. Saturday Night Beaver 8. Inde-Pantsless Day 9. Romancing the Bone 10. Let’s Play Doctor, Zhivago 11. Schindler’s Fist 12. Apollo 13 Inches 13. She Done Him Wrong, and Right I’m still laughing at some of these, how about round 2? Wittiest Porn Parody Titles - No Repeats from Before, But Can Use the Same Movie 1. Snow White Loves the Seven Dwarfs ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34689 "2015-05-08T14:34:51Z")
Wittiest Porn Parody Titles - No Repeats from Before, But Can Use the Same Movie 1. Snow White Loves the Seven Dwarfs 2. Fast and Furiously ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34690 "2015-05-08T14:39:39Z")
Wittiest Porn Parody Titles - No Repeats from Before, But Can Use the Same Movie 1. Snow White Loves the Seven Dwarfs 2. Fast and Furiously 3. The Lord of the Cock Rings: The Two Boners ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34691 "2015-05-08T14:50:43Z")
Wittiest Porn Parody Titles - No Repeats from Before, But Can Use the Same Movie 1. Snow White Loves the Seven Dwarfs 2. Fast and Furiously 3. The Lord of the Cock Rings: The Two Boners 4. The Bitch and her Lover Kwai-Chang Caine ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34692 "2015-05-08T15:13:16Z")
Wittiest Porn Parody Titles - No Repeats from Before, But Can Use the Same Movie 1. Snow White Loves the Seven Dwarfs 2. Fast and Furiously 3. The Lord of the Cock Rings: The Two Boners 4. The Bitch and her Lover Kwai-Chang Caine 5. Bang the Bum Slowly ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34693 "2015-05-08T15:23:40Z")
Wittiest Porn Parody Titles - No Repeats from Before, But Can Use the Same Movie 1. Snow White Loves the Seven Dwarfs 2. Fast and Furiously 3. The Lord of the Cock Rings: The Two Boners 4. The Bitch and her Lover Kwai-Chang Caine 5. Bang the Bum Slowly 6. One Hundred and One Gals-Make-Ya ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34694 "2015-05-08T15:27:33Z")
Wittiest Porn Parody Titles - No Repeats from Before, But Can Use the Same Movie 1. Snow White Loves the Seven Dwarfs 2. Fast and Furiously 3. The Lord of the Cock Rings: The Two Boners 4. The Bitch and her Lover Kwai-Chang Caine 5. Bang the Bum Slowly 6. One Hundred and One Gals-Make-Ya 7. Jurassic Porkin’ (gotta get the dino-porn in there somewhere) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34695 "2015-05-08T15:39:08Z")
Wittiest Porn Parody Titles - No Repeats from Before, But Can Use the Same Movie 1. Snow White Loves the Seven Dwarfs 2. Fast and Furiously 3. The Lord of the Cock Rings: The Two Boners 4. The Bitch and her Lover Kwai-Chang Caine 5. Bang the Bum Slowly 6. One Hundred and One Gals-Make-Ya 7. Jurassic Porkin’ (gotta get the dino-porn in there somewhere) 8. Up … and down, and Up, and Down Again ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34696 "2015-05-08T16:16:29Z")
Wittiest Porn Parody Titles - No Repeats from Before, But Can Use the Same Movie 1. Snow White Loves the Seven Dwarfs 2. Fast and Furiously 3. The Lord of the Cock Rings: The Two Boners 4. The Bitch and her Lover Kwai-Chang Caine 5. Bang the Bum Slowly 6. One Hundred and One Gals-Make-Ya 7. Jurassic Porkin’ (gotta get the dino-porn in there somewhere) 8. Up … and down, and Up, and Down Again 9. Orgy and Bess ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34697 "2015-05-08T17:54:47Z")
Wittiest Porn Parody Titles - No Repeats from Before, But Can Use the Same Movie 1. Snow White Loves the Seven Dwarfs 2. Fast and Furiously 3. The Lord of the Cock Rings: The Two Boners 4. The Bitch and her Lover Kwai-Chang Caine 5. Bang the Bum Slowly 6. One Hundred and One Gals-Make-Ya 7. Jurassic Porkin’ (gotta get the dino-porn in there somewhere) 8. Up … and down, and Up, and Down Again 9. Orgy and Bess 10. The Sperminator ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34698 "2015-05-08T18:37:54Z")
Wittiest Porn Parody Titles - No Repeats from Before, But Can Use the Same Movie 1. Snow White Loves the Seven Dwarfs 2. Fast and Furiously 3. The Lord of the Cock Rings: The Two Boners 4. The Bitch and her Lover Kwai-Chang Caine 5. Bang the Bum Slowly 6. One Hundred and One Gals-Make-Ya 7. Jurassic Porkin’ (gotta get the dino-porn in there somewhere) 8. Up … and down, and Up, and Down Again 9. Orgy and Bess 10. The Sperminator 11. Black in Back - The AC/AC Story ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34699 "2015-05-08T20:47:57Z")
Wittiest Porn Parody Titles - No Repeats from Before, But Can Use the Same Movie 1. Snow White Loves the Seven Dwarfs 2. Fast and Furiously 3. The Lord of the Cock Rings: The Two Boners 4. The Bitch and her Lover Kwai-Chang Caine 5. Bang the Bum Slowly 6. One Hundred and One Gals-Make-Ya 7. Jurassic Porkin’ (gotta get the dino-porn in there somewhere) 8. Up … and down, and Up, and Down Again 9. Orgy and Bess 10. The Sperminator 11. Black in Back - The AC/AC Story 12. The Italian Blow Job ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34700 "2015-05-08T21:05:59Z")
Wittiest Porn Parody Titles - No Repeats from Before, But Can Use the Same Movie 1. Snow White Loves the Seven Dwarfs 2. Fast and Furiously 3. The Lord of the Cock Rings: The Two Boners 4. The Bitch and her Lover Kwai-Chang Caine 5. Bang the Bum Slowly 6. One Hundred and One Gals-Make-Ya 7. Jurassic Porkin’ (gotta get the dino-porn in there somewhere) 8. Up … and down, and Up, and Down Again 9. Orgy and Bess 10. The Sperminator 11. Black in Back - The AC/AC Story 12. The Italian Blow Job 13. BJ and the Bear: When Hairy Met Fatty Using a combo of any pet you’ve ever owned with any street you’ve ever lived on, what would your porn name be? 1. Dudley Calmar ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 8, 2015, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34701 "2015-05-08T22:33:51Z")
Using a combo of any pet you’ve ever owned with any street you’ve ever lived on, what would your porn name be? 1. Dudley Calmar 2. Luc London ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34702 "2015-05-09T00:09:47Z")
Using a combo of any pet you’ve ever owned with any street you’ve ever lived on, what would your porn name be? 1. Dudley Calmar 2. Luc London 3. Cupcake Baker ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34703 "2015-05-09T01:16:51Z")
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