# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1736
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34704 "2015-05-09T01:36:07Z")
Using a combo of any pet you’ve ever owned with any street you’ve ever lived on, what would your porn name be? 1. Dudley Calmar 2. Luc London 3. Cupcake Baker 4. Pepper Hillbrook 5. Lily Buckingham ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34705 "2015-05-09T01:38:37Z")
More porn. We’re in the gutter and lovin’ it, aren’t we? Using a combo of any pet you’ve ever owned with any street you’ve ever lived on, what would your porn name be? 1. Dudley Calmar 2. Luc London 3. Cupcake Baker 4. Pepper Hillbrook 5. Lily Buckingham 6. Dusty Latham ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34706 "2015-05-09T01:47:47Z")
Using a combo of any pet you’ve ever owned with any street you’ve ever lived on, what would your porn name be? 1. Dudley Calmar 2. Luc London 3. Cupcake Baker 4. Pepper Hillbrook 5. Lily Buckingham 6. Dusty Latham 7. Fergus Gleason ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34707 "2015-05-09T02:02:13Z")
Using a combo of any pet you’ve ever owned with any street you’ve ever lived on, what would your porn name be? 1. Dudley Calmar 2. Luc London 3. Cupcake Baker 4. Pepper Hillbrook 5. Lily Buckingham 6. Dusty Latham 7. Fergus Gleason 8. Fluffy Big Bend I shit you not. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34708 "2015-05-09T14:45:31Z")
Using a combo of any pet you’ve ever owned with any street you’ve ever lived on, what would your porn name be? 1. Dudley Calmar 2. Luc London 3. Cupcake Baker 4. Pepper Hillbrook 5. Lily Buckingham 6. Dusty Latham 7. Fergus Gleason 8. Fluffy Big Bend 9. Puppycat Jane ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34709 "2015-05-09T14:55:16Z")
Using a combo of any pet you’ve ever owned with any street you’ve ever lived on, what would your porn name be? 1. Dudley Calmar 2. Luc London 3. Cupcake Baker 4. Pepper Hillbrook 5. Lily Buckingham 6. Dusty Latham 7. Fergus Gleason 8. Fluffy Big Bend 9. Puppycat Jane 10. Sandy Girard ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34710 "2015-05-09T15:17:49Z")
Using a combo of any pet you’ve ever owned with any street you’ve ever lived on, what would your porn name be? 1. Dudley Calmar 2. Luc London 3. Cupcake Baker 4. Pepper Hillbrook 5. Lily Buckingham 6. Dusty Latham 7. Fergus Gleason 8. Fluffy Big Bend 9. Puppycat Jane 10. Sandy Girard 11. Leonard Thirtyseventh (not an ideal name, really) ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34711 "2015-05-09T15:19:37Z")
(not an ideal name, really) Well Leonard could be talking centimeters. Using a combo of any pet you’ve ever owned with any street you’ve ever lived on, what would your porn name be? 1. Dudley Calmar 2. Luc London 3. Cupcake Baker 4. Pepper Hillbrook 5. Lily Buckingham 6. Dusty Latham 7. Fergus Gleason 8. Fluffy Big Bend 9. Puppycat Jane 10. Sandy Girard 11. Leonard Thirtyseventh (not an ideal name, really) 12. Furry Brussels ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34712 "2015-05-09T15:21:29Z")
Using a combo of any pet you’ve ever owned with any street you’ve ever lived on, what would your porn name be? 1. Dudley Calmar 2. Luc London 3. Cupcake Baker 4. Pepper Hillbrook 5. Lily Buckingham 6. Dusty Latham 7. Fergus Gleason 8. Fluffy Big Bend 9. Puppycat Jane 10. Sandy Girard 11. Leonard Thirtyseventh (not an ideal name, really) 12. Fluffy Brussels 13. Lavender Lou Lafayette Next up: Mothers mentioned in songs 1. Mother Mary ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34713 "2015-05-09T15:33:23Z")
Next up: Mothers mentioned in songs 1. Mother Mary 2. Mama Cass ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34714 "2015-05-09T17:14:17Z")
Next up: Mothers mentioned in songs 1. Mother Mary 2. Mama Cass 3. Momma (Momma Told Me Not to Come) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34715 "2015-05-09T19:42:42Z")
Mothers mentioned in songs 1. Mother Mary 2. Mama Cass 3. Momma (Momma Told Me Not to Come) 4. Mama [![](https://img.youtube.com/vi/loT_pYzi3Vw/maxresdefault.jpg "Merle Haggard - Mama Tried (Live)") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=loT_pYzi3Vw) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34716 "2015-05-09T20:37:17Z")
Mothers mentioned in songs 1. Mother Mary 2. Mama Cass 3. Momma (Momma Told Me Not to Come) 4. Mama 5. Mother Nature ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34717 "2015-05-09T20:41:53Z")
Mothers mentioned in songs 1. Mother Mary 2. Mama Cass 3. Momma (Momma Told Me Not to Come) 4. Mama 5. Mother Nature 6. Sylvia’s Mother ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34718 "2015-05-09T21:12:21Z")
Mothers mentioned in songs 1. Mother Mary 2. Mama Cass 3. Momma (Momma Told Me Not to Come) 4. Mama 5. Mother Nature 6. Sylvia’s Mother 7. Mama (said there’d be days like this) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34719 "2015-05-09T21:32:22Z")
Mothers mentioned in songs 1. Mother Mary 2. Mama Cass 3. Momma (Momma Told Me Not to Come) 4. Mama 5. Mother Nature 6. Sylvia’s Mother 7. Mama (said there’d be days like this) 8. Mother-In-Law ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34720 "2015-05-09T22:28:29Z")
Mothers mentioned in songs 1. Mother Mary 2. Mama Cass 3. Momma (Momma Told Me Not to Come) 4. Mama 5. Mother Nature 6. Sylvia’s Mother 7. Mama (said there’d be days like this) 8. Mother-In-Law 9. Sandra (Barry Manilow) ETA: Lyrics [Barry Manilow - Sandra Lyrics | AZLyrics.com](http://www.azlyrics.com/lyrics/barrymanilow/sandra.html) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34721 "2015-05-09T22:34:06Z")
Mothers mentioned in songs 1. Mother Mary 2. Mama Cass 3. Momma (Momma Told Me Not to Come) 4. Mama 5. Mother Nature 6. Sylvia’s Mother 7. Mama (said there’d be days like this) 8. Mother-In-Law 9. Sandra (Barry Manilow) 10. Mrs. Brown (apparently, her daughter is lovely) ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [May 9, 2015, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34722 "2015-05-09T23:59:47Z")
Mothers mentioned in songs 1. Mother Mary 2. Mama Cass 3. Momma (Momma Told Me Not to Come) 4. Mama 5. Mother Nature 6. Sylvia’s Mother 7. Mama (said there’d be days like this) 8. Mother-In-Law 9. Sandra (Barry Manilow) 10. Mrs. Brown (apparently, her daughter is lovely) 11. Stacy’s Mom (she’s got it goin’ on) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [May 10, 2015, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/34723 "2015-05-10T00:31:44Z")
Mothers mentioned in songs 1. Mother Mary 2. Mama Cass 3. Momma (Momma Told Me Not to Come) 4. Mama 5. Mother Nature 6. Sylvia’s Mother 7. Mama (said there’d be days like this) 8. Mother-In-Law 9. Sandra (Barry Manilow) 10. Mrs. Brown (apparently, her daughter is lovely) 11. Stacy’s Mom (she’s got it goin’ on) 12. Mamma Mia [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1735) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1737)