# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1756
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35104 "2015-06-04T20:43:47Z")
People whose names or descriptions you aren’t likely to see appear on a “Share a Coke With \_\_\_\_” bottles. 1. A dying whore 2. That Man-stealing Bitch 3. Ford Prefect 4. Hitler 5. A Muhammad cartoon 6. A Zombie 7. Karen Carpenter 8. Witch-king of Angmar 9. Andy Dick 10. A guy with tuberculosis 11. Your Baby’s Mama other Baby’s Daddy ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 5:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35105 "2015-06-05T05:32:32Z")
People whose names or descriptions you aren’t likely to see appear on a “Share a Coke With \_\_\_\_” bottles. 1. A dying whore 2. That Man-stealing Bitch 3. Ford Prefect 4. Hitler 5. A Muhammad cartoon 6. A Zombie 7. Karen Carpenter 8. Witch-king of Angmar 9. Andy Dick 10. A guy with tuberculosis 11. Your Baby’s Mama other Baby’s Daddy 12. Satan ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 2:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35106 "2015-06-05T14:35:32Z")
People whose names or descriptions you aren’t likely to see appear on a “Share a Coke With \_\_\_\_” bottles. 1. A dying whore 2. That Man-stealing Bitch 3. Ford Prefect 4. Hitler 5. A Muhammad cartoon 6. A Zombie 7. Karen Carpenter 8. Witch-king of Angmar 9. Andy Dick 10. A guy with tuberculosis 11. Your Baby’s Mama other Baby’s Daddy 12. Satan 13. C’Thulhu Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch: 1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35107 "2015-06-05T15:25:17Z")
Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch: 1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress 2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 4:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35108 "2015-06-05T16:18:28Z")
Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch: 1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress 2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity 3. 19 Kids and Counting: Totally Not Rape ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35109 "2015-06-05T17:33:23Z")
Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch: 1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress 2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity 3. 19 Kids and Counting: Totally Not Rape 4. My Strange Addiction to Exposing My Breasts in Public ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35110 "2015-06-05T18:05:00Z")
Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch: 1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress 2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity 3. 19 Kids and Counting: Totally Not Rape 4. My Strange Addiction to Exposing My Breasts in Public 5. Spacecraft Wars ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35111 "2015-06-05T18:17:18Z")
Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch: 1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress 2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity 3. 19 Kids and Counting: Totally Not Rape 4. My Strange Addiction to Exposing My Breasts in Public 5. Spacecraft Wars 6. Here Comes Kate Upton’s Boob-Boobs ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35112 "2015-06-05T20:20:20Z")
Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch: 1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress 2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity 3. 19 Kids and Counting: Totally Not Rape 4. My Strange Addiction to Exposing My Breasts in Public 5. Spacecraft Wars 6. Here Comes Kate Upton’s Boob-Boobs 7. Hunger Games: DUGGARS vs. Clan Honey BooBoo 24 enter, only 1 will leave. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35113 "2015-06-06T00:43:09Z")
Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch: 1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress 2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity 3. 19 Kids and Counting: Totally Not Rape 4. My Strange Addiction to Exposing My Breasts in Public 5. Spacecraft Wars 6. Here Comes Kate Upton’s Boob-Boobs 7. Hunger Games: DUGGARS vs. Clan Honey BooBoo 8. Breaking Badly Amish ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2015, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35114 "2015-06-08T04:07:31Z")
Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch: 1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress 2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity 3. 19 Kids and Counting: Totally Not Rape 4. My Strange Addiction to Exposing My Breasts in Public 5. Spacecraft Wars 6. Here Comes Kate Upton’s Boob-Boobs 7. Hunger Games: DUGGARS vs. Clan Honey BooBoo 8. Breaking Badly Amish 9. Alaskan Women Settling for a Guy Who Has a Steady Job and Doesn’t Drink Too Much ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2015, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35115 "2015-06-08T15:46:46Z")
Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch: 1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress 2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity 3. 19 Kids and Counting: Totally Not Rape 4. My Strange Addiction to Exposing My Breasts in Public 5. Spacecraft Wars 6. Here Comes Kate Upton’s Boob-Boobs 7. Hunger Games: DUGGARS vs. Clan Honey BooBoo 8. Breaking Badly Amish 9. Alaskan Women Settling for a Guy Who Has a Steady Job and Doesn’t Drink Too Much 10. Little People, Big Piranha-Filled Tank ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2015, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35116 "2015-06-08T17:58:27Z")
Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch: 1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress 2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity 3. 19 Kids and Counting: Totally Not Rape 4. My Strange Addiction to Exposing My Breasts in Public 5. Spacecraft Wars 6. Here Comes Kate Upton’s Boob-Boobs 7. Hunger Games: DUGGARS vs. Clan Honey BooBoo 8. Breaking Badly Amish 9. Alaskan Women Settling for a Guy Who Has a Steady Job and Doesn’t Drink Too Much 10. Little People, Big Piranha-Filled Tank 11. Sex Sent Me to the Post Office ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2015, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35117 "2015-06-08T18:24:35Z")
Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch: 1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress 2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity 3. 19 Kids and Counting: Totally Not Rape 4. My Strange Addiction to Exposing My Breasts in Public 5. Spacecraft Wars 6. Here Comes Kate Upton’s Boob-Boobs 7. Hunger Games: DUGGARS vs. Clan Honey BooBoo 8. Breaking Badly Amish 9. Alaskan Women Settling for a Guy Who Has a Steady Job and Doesn’t Drink Too Much 10. Little People, Big Piranha-Filled Tank 11. Sex Sent Me to the Post Office 12. My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding Night ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2015, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35118 "2015-06-08T20:00:08Z")
Spin-offs from TLC shows you would watch: 1. Say Yes to the Stripper Dress 2. David Tutera Goes Postal on the Bitchy Celebrity 3. 19 Kids and Counting: Totally Not Rape 4. My Strange Addiction to Exposing My Breasts in Public 5. Spacecraft Wars 6. Here Comes Kate Upton’s Boob-Boobs 7. Hunger Games: DUGGARS vs. Clan Honey BooBoo 8. Breaking Badly Amish 9. Alaskan Women Settling for a Guy Who Has a Steady Job and Doesn’t Drink Too Much 10. Little People, Big Piranha-Filled Tank 11. Sex Sent Me to the Post Office 12. My Big Fat American Gypsy Wedding Night 13. Long Island Medium Well. She didn’t see that coming. Pass ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2015, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35119 "2015-06-08T20:55:24Z")
New: It could be worse … 1. It could be raining ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2015, 10:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35120 "2015-06-08T22:10:40Z")
It could be worse … 1. It could be raining 2. at least it’s not snowing. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2015, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35121 "2015-06-08T22:13:42Z")
It could be worse … 1. It could be raining 2. at least it’s not snowing 3. at least it’s not a blizzard ---
**Author:** ![Nelson\_Pike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Nelson\_Pike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nelson_Pike)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2015, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35122 "2015-06-08T22:17:46Z")
It could be worse … 1. It could be raining 2. at least it’s not snowing 3. at least it’s not a blizzard 4. Rain? Snow? pfft! How about ICE anyone, as in no power for days. And I mean in the Carolinas, and not Ontario, or wherever. ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2015, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35123 "2015-06-08T22:36:26Z")
It could be worse … 1. It could be raining 2. at least it’s not snowing 3. at least it’s not a blizzard 4. Rain? Snow? pfft! How about ICE anyone, as in no power for days. And I mean in the Carolinas, and not Ontario, or wherever. 5. Ice is nothing compared to rabid wolves circling your house. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1755) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1757)