# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1760

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35184 "2015-06-11T18:32:27Z")

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Mountainous place (can be countries or states)

1. Switzerland
2. Nepal

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35185 "2015-06-11T18:55:34Z")

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Mountainous place (can be countries or states)

1. Switzerland
2. Nepal
3. West Virginia

The Mountain State

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35186 "2015-06-11T18:58:28Z")

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1. Switzerland
2. Nepal
3. West Virginia
4. Chile

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35187 "2015-06-11T19:20:33Z")

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Mountainous place

1. Switzerland
2. Nepal
3. West Virginia
4. Chile
5. Colorado

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35188 "2015-06-11T19:56:51Z")

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Mountainous place

1. Switzerland
2. Nepal
3. West Virginia
4. Chile
5. Colorado
6. Alaska

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35189 "2015-06-11T20:08:59Z")

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Mountainous place

1. Switzerland
2. Nepal
3. West Virginia
4. Chile
5. Colorado
6. Alaska
7. Iceland

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35190 "2015-06-11T20:12:55Z")

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Mountainous place

1. Switzerland
2. Nepal
3. West Virginia
4. Chile
5. Colorado
6. Alaska
7. Iceland
8. New York  
(the Catskills, the Adirondacks, and more)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35191 "2015-06-11T20:13:54Z")

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Mountainous place

1. Switzerland
2. Nepal
3. West Virginia
4. Chile
5. Colorado
6. Alaska
7. Iceland
8. New York
9. Montenegro

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35192 "2015-06-11T20:37:46Z")

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Mountainous place

1. Switzerland
2. Nepal
3. West Virginia
4. Chile
5. Colorado
6. Alaska
7. Iceland
8. New York
9. Montenegro
10. Misty Mountains

[http://imgfile.367art.net/uploads/allimg/c110227/12bO0V5054P-32259.jpg](http://imgfile.367art.net/uploads/allimg/c110227/12bO0V5054P-32259.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35193 "2015-06-11T21:00:21Z")

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Mountainous place

1. Switzerland
2. Nepal
3. West Virginia
4. Chile
5. Colorado
6. Alaska
7. Iceland
8. New York
9. Montenegro
10. Misty Mountains
11. Montana

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 10:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35194 "2015-06-11T22:54:59Z")

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Mountainous place

1. Switzerland
2. Nepal
3. West Virginia
4. Chile
5. Colorado
6. Alaska
7. Iceland
8. New York
9. Montenegro
10. Misty Mountains
11. Montana
12. Kashmir

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 3:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35195 "2015-06-12T03:26:09Z")

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Mountainous place

1. Switzerland
2. Nepal
3. West Virginia
4. Chile
5. Colorado
6. Alaska
7. Iceland
8. New York
9. Montenegro
10. Misty Mountains
11. Montana
12. Kashmir
13. Hindu Kush

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Things you don’t want to hear at a summer wedding

1. “You may now shave the bride.”

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35196 "2015-06-12T03:35:09Z")

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Things you don’t want to hear at a summer wedding

1. “You may now shave the bride.”
2. “Bees! RUN!!!”

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 11:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35197 "2015-06-12T11:07:19Z")

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Things you don’t want to hear at a summer wedding

1. “You may now shave the bride.”
2. “Bees! RUN!!!”
3. "Creeeaaaacka Powww… rumble…rumble…rumble (Lightning Strike and Thunder)

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**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 11:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35198 "2015-06-12T11:45:26Z")

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Things you don’t want to hear at a summer wedding

1. “You may now shave the bride.”
2. “Bees! RUN!!!”
3. "Creeeaaaacka Powww… rumble…rumble…rumble (Lightning Strike and Thunder)
4. For a 2pm outdoor wedding with no shade, the weatherman: “It’ll be a scorcher today, no clouds, a high of 90 and very humid, at 95% humidity. If you don’t have to go outside, then don’t.”

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35199 "2015-06-12T14:43:13Z")

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Things you don’t want to hear at a summer wedding

1. “You may now shave the bride.”
2. “Bees! RUN!!!”
3. "Creeeaaaacka Powww… rumble…rumble…rumble (Lightning Strike and Thunder)
4. For a 2pm outdoor wedding with no shade, the weatherman: “It’ll be a scorcher today, no clouds, a high of 90 and very humid, at 95% humidity. If you don’t have to go outside, then don’t.”
5. “What is Quentin Tarantino doing in the foyer with a script for _Kill Bill, Vol. 3_?”

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35200 "2015-06-12T15:06:25Z")

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Things you don’t want to hear at a summer wedding

1. “You may now shave the bride.”
2. “Bees! RUN!!!”
3. "Creeeaaaacka Powww… rumble…rumble…rumble (Lightning Strike and Thunder)
4. For a 2pm outdoor wedding with no shade, the weatherman: “It’ll be a scorcher today, no clouds, a high of 90 and very humid, at 95% humidity. If you don’t have to go outside, then don’t.”
5. “What is Quentin Tarantino doing in the foyer with a script for Kill Bill, Vol. 3?”
6. “I had no idea a bridal gown could show that many sweat stains.”

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 3:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35201 "2015-06-12T15:48:33Z")

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Things you don’t want to hear at a summer wedding

1. “You may now shave the bride.”
2. “Bees! RUN!!!”
3. "Creeeaaaacka Powww… rumble…rumble…rumble (Lightning Strike and Thunder)
4. For a 2pm outdoor wedding with no shade, the weatherman: “It’ll be a scorcher today, no clouds, a high of 90 and very humid, at 95% humidity. If you don’t have to go outside, then don’t.”
5. “What is Quentin Tarantino doing in the foyer with a script for Kill Bill, Vol. 3?”
6. “I had no idea a bridal gown could show that many sweat stains.”
7. “Do you take this man, Phil Spector, to be your lawful wedded husband?”

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35202 "2015-06-12T16:08:17Z")

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Things you don’t want to hear at a summer wedding

1. “You may now shave the bride.”
2. “Bees! RUN!!!”
3. "Creeeaaaacka Powww… rumble…rumble…rumble (Lightning Strike and Thunder)
4. For a 2pm outdoor wedding with no shade, the weatherman: “It’ll be a scorcher today, no clouds, a high of 90 and very humid, at 95% humidity. If you don’t have to go outside, then don’t.”
5. “What is Quentin Tarantino doing in the foyer with a script for Kill Bill, Vol. 3?”
6. “I had no idea a bridal gown could show that many sweat stains.”
7. “Do you take this man, Phil Spector, to be your lawful wedded husband?”
8. “Why yes, Walder Frey would be delighted to host your wedding…”

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35203 "2015-06-12T16:28:43Z")

</div>

Things you don’t want to hear at a summer wedding

1. “You may now shave the bride.”
2. “Bees! RUN!!!”
3. "Creeeaaaacka Powww… rumble…rumble…rumble (Lightning Strike and Thunder)
4. For a 2pm outdoor wedding with no shade, the weatherman: “It’ll be a scorcher today, no clouds, a high of 90 and very humid, at 95% humidity. If you don’t have to go outside, then don’t.”
5. “What is Quentin Tarantino doing in the foyer with a script for Kill Bill, Vol. 3?”
6. “I had no idea a bridal gown could show that many sweat stains.”
7. “Do you take this man, Phil Spector, to be your lawful wedded husband?”
8. “Why yes, Walder Frey would be delighted to host your wedding…”
9. “Because of the heat, the flower girl just vomited into the basket.”

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