# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1761
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35204 "2015-06-12T16:47:11Z")
Things you don’t want to hear at a summer wedding 1. “You may now shave the bride.” 2. “Bees! RUN!!!” 3. "Creeeaaaacka Powww… rumble…rumble…rumble (Lightning Strike and Thunder) 4. For a 2pm outdoor wedding with no shade, the weatherman: “It’ll be a scorcher today, no clouds, a high of 90 and very humid, at 95% humidity. If you don’t have to go outside, then don’t.” 5. “What is Quentin Tarantino doing in the foyer with a script for Kill Bill, Vol. 3?” 6. “I had no idea a bridal gown could show that many sweat stains.” 7. “Do you take this man, Phil Spector, to be your lawful wedded husband?” 8. “Why yes, Walder Frey would be delighted to host your wedding…” 9. “Because of the heat, the flower girl just vomited into the basket.” 10. “Will someone please call an ambulance. The bride has just gone into labor.” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35205 "2015-06-12T16:51:16Z")
Things you don’t want to hear at a summer wedding 1. “You may now shave the bride.” 2. “Bees! RUN!!!” 3. "Creeeaaaacka Powww… rumble…rumble…rumble (Lightning Strike and Thunder) 4. For a 2pm outdoor wedding with no shade, the weatherman: “It’ll be a scorcher today, no clouds, a high of 90 and very humid, at 95% humidity. If you don’t have to go outside, then don’t.” 5. “What is Quentin Tarantino doing in the foyer with a script for Kill Bill, Vol. 3?” 6. “I had no idea a bridal gown could show that many sweat stains.” 7. “Do you take this man, Phil Spector, to be your lawful wedded husband?” 8. “Why yes, Walder Frey would be delighted to host your wedding…” 9. “Because of the heat, the flower girl just vomited into the basket.” 10. “Will someone please call an ambulance. The bride has just gone into labor.” 11. “Such lovely flowers and what a great dinner. It’s almost a shame the grooms are going to burn in hell forever.” ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35206 "2015-06-12T16:52:05Z")
Things you don’t want to hear at a summer wedding 1. “You may now shave the bride.” 2. “Bees! RUN!!!” 3. "Creeeaaaacka Powww… rumble…rumble…rumble (Lightning Strike and Thunder) 4. For a 2pm outdoor wedding with no shade, the weatherman: “It’ll be a scorcher today, no clouds, a high of 90 and very humid, at 95% humidity. If you don’t have to go outside, then don’t.” 5. “What is Quentin Tarantino doing in the foyer with a script for Kill Bill, Vol. 3?” 6. “I had no idea a bridal gown could show that many sweat stains.” 7. “Do you take this man, Phil Spector, to be your lawful wedded husband?” 8. “Why yes, Walder Frey would be delighted to host your wedding…” 9. “Because of the heat, the flower girl just vomited into the basket.” 10. “Will someone please call an ambulance. The bride has just gone into labor.” 11. What do you mean you swapped the baby’s breath for ragweed! No, they _don’t_ look the same! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35207 "2015-06-12T17:23:53Z")
Things you don’t want to hear at a summer wedding 1. “You may now shave the bride.” 2. “Bees! RUN!!!” 3. "Creeeaaaacka Powww… rumble…rumble…rumble (Lightning Strike and Thunder) 4. For a 2pm outdoor wedding with no shade, the weatherman: “It’ll be a scorcher today, no clouds, a high of 90 and very humid, at 95% humidity. If you don’t have to go outside, then don’t.” 5. “What is Quentin Tarantino doing in the foyer with a script for Kill Bill, Vol. 3?” 6. “I had no idea a bridal gown could show that many sweat stains.” 7. “Do you take this man, Phil Spector, to be your lawful wedded husband?” 8. “Why yes, Walder Frey would be delighted to host your wedding…” 9. “Because of the heat, the flower girl just vomited into the basket.” 10. “Will someone please call an ambulance. The bride has just gone into labor.” 11. “Such lovely flowers and what a great dinner. It’s almost a shame the grooms are going to burn in hell forever.” 12. What do you mean you swapped the baby’s breath for ragweed! No, they don’t look the same! 13. “As a time saver, we put the food out on the buffet line this morning.” I’ll pass ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35208 "2015-06-12T17:34:11Z")
New: Items on the Salad Bar 1. Cucumbers ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35209 "2015-06-12T17:37:09Z")
New: Items on the Salad Bar 1. Cucumbers 2. Romaine lettuce ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35210 "2015-06-12T17:43:16Z")
Items on the Salad Bar 1. Cucumbers 2. Romaine lettuce 3. Shredded carrots ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35211 "2015-06-12T18:07:44Z")
Items on the Salad Bar 1. Cucumbers 2. Romaine lettuce 3. Shredded carrots 4. Bacon bits ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35212 "2015-06-12T18:35:44Z")
Items on the Salad Bar 1. Cucumbers 2. Romaine lettuce 3. Shredded carrots 4. Bacon bits 5. Cherry tomatoes ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35213 "2015-06-12T19:10:58Z")
Items on the Salad Bar 1. Cucumbers 2. Romaine lettuce 3. Shredded carrots 4. Bacon bits 5. Cherry tomatoes 6. Black olives ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35214 "2015-06-12T21:14:38Z")
Items on the Salad Bar 1. Cucumbers 2. Romaine lettuce 3. Shredded carrots 4. Bacon bits 5. Cherry tomatoes 6. Black olives 7. Shredded cheese ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35215 "2015-06-12T21:42:18Z")
Items on the Salad Bar 1. Cucumbers 2. Romaine lettuce 3. Shredded carrots 4. Bacon bits 5. Cherry tomatoes 6. Black olives 7. Shredded cheese 8. chopped celery ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35216 "2015-06-12T22:02:09Z")
1. Cucumbers 2. Romaine lettuce 3. Shredded carrots 4. Bacon bits 5. Cherry tomatoes 6. Black olives 7. Shredded cheese 8. chopped celery 9. Croutons ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35217 "2015-06-12T22:15:31Z")
1. Cucumbers 2. Romaine lettuce 3. Shredded carrots 4. Bacon bits 5. Cherry tomatoes 6. Black olives 7. Shredded cheese 8. chopped celery 9. Croutons 10. Pepperoni slices ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35218 "2015-06-12T22:53:16Z")
Items on the salad bar 1. Cucumbers 2. Romaine lettuce 3. Shredded carrots 4. Bacon bits 5. Cherry tomatoes 6. Black olives 7. Shredded cheese 8. chopped celery 9. Croutons 10. Pepperoni slices 11. Radishes ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35219 "2015-06-12T23:27:39Z")
Items on the salad bar 1. Cucumbers 2. Romaine lettuce 3. Shredded carrots 4. Bacon bits 5. Cherry tomatoes 6. Black olives 7. Shredded cheese 8. chopped celery 9. Croutons 10. Pepperoni slices 11. Radishes 12. Sesame seeds ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2015, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35220 "2015-06-13T00:12:16Z")
Items on the salad bar 1. Cucumbers 2. Romaine lettuce 3. Shredded carrots 4. Bacon bits 5. Cherry tomatoes 6. Black olives 7. Shredded cheese 8. chopped celery 9. Croutons 10. Pepperoni slices 11. Radishes 12. Sesame seeds 13. Blue cheese dressing Pass ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2015, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35221 "2015-06-13T00:40:35Z")
Chocolate Companies 1. Ghiradelli ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2015, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35222 "2015-06-13T00:57:16Z")
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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2015, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35223 "2015-06-13T01:01:15Z")
Chocolate Companies 1. Ghiradelli 2. Nestle I know they make a lot of other [products](https://careers.nestleusa.com/images/default-source/default-album/nestle-brands.jpg?sfvrsn=2). But chocolate’s what they put the [brand name](http://www.marlerblog.com/uploads/image/48e847131752c_82063n.jpg) on. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1760) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1762)