# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1774
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 12:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35464 "2015-06-22T12:34:01Z")
Rejected Trump campaign slogans 1. We shall overcomb! 2. A vote for me is a vote to deport Rosie! 3. A chicken in every pot, and bad toupees in every closet. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 12:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35465 "2015-06-22T12:37:11Z")
Rejected Trump campaign slogans 1. We shall overcomb! 2. A vote for me is a vote to deport Rosie! 3. A chicken in every pot, and bad toupees in every closet. 4. I’m the other Don with bad hair. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35466 "2015-06-22T13:05:55Z")
Rejected Trump campaign slogans 1. We shall overcomb! 2. A vote for me is a vote to deport Rosie! 3. A chicken in every pot, and bad toupees in every closet. 4. I’m the other Don with bad hair. 5. You’re all fired! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35467 "2015-06-22T13:47:55Z")
Rejected Trump campaign slogans 1. We shall overcomb! 2. A vote for me is a vote to deport Rosie! 3. A chicken in every pot, and bad toupees in every closet. 4. I’m the other Don with bad hair. 5. You’re all fired! 6. In 2016, there’s hell toupee! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35468 "2015-06-22T14:03:51Z")
Rejected Trump campaign slogans 1. We shall overcomb! 2. A vote for me is a vote to deport Rosie! 3. A chicken in every pot, and bad toupees in every closet. 4. I’m the other Don with bad hair. 5. You’re all fired! 6. In 2016, there’s hell toupee! 7. Instead of debates, we nominate the candidate who sells the most lemonade at a street corner stand! ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 2:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35469 "2015-06-22T14:52:00Z")
Rejected Trump campaign slogans 1. We shall overcomb! 2. A vote for me is a vote to deport Rosie! 3. A chicken in every pot, and bad toupees in every closet. 4. I’m the other Don with bad hair. 5. You’re all fired! 6. In 2016, there’s hell toupee! 7. Instead of debates, we nominate the candidate who sells the most lemonade at a street corner stand! 8. Ivana vote for the Don! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35470 "2015-06-22T14:54:14Z")
Rejected Trump campaign slogans 1. We shall overcomb! 2. A vote for me is a vote to deport Rosie! 3. A chicken in every pot, and bad toupees in every closet. 4. I’m the other Don with bad hair. 5. You’re all fired! 6. In 2016, there’s hell toupee! 7. Instead of debates, we nominate the candidate who sells the most lemonade at a street corner stand! 8. Ivana vote for the Don! 9. I started out with only 200 million of my Dad’s bucks- look at me now! ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35471 "2015-06-22T15:38:57Z")
Rejected Trump campaign slogans 1. We shall overcomb! 2. A vote for me is a vote to deport Rosie! 3. A chicken in every pot, and bad toupees in every closet. 4. I’m the other Don with bad hair. 5. You’re all fired! 6. In 2016, there’s hell toupee! 7. Instead of debates, we nominate the candidate who sells the most lemonade at a street corner stand! 8. Ivana vote for the Don! 9. I started out with only 200 million of my Dad’s bucks- look at me now! 10. Let’s rename the White House the Trump House! ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35472 "2015-06-22T15:45:05Z")
Rejected Trump campaign slogans 1. We shall overcomb! 2. A vote for me is a vote to deport Rosie! 3. A chicken in every pot, and bad toupees in every closet. 4. I’m the other Don with bad hair. 5. You’re all fired! 6. In 2016, there’s hell toupee! 7. Instead of debates, we nominate the candidate who sells the most lemonade at a street corner stand! 8. Ivana vote for the Don! 9. I started out with only 200 million of my Dad’s bucks- look at me now! 10. Let’s rename the White House the Trump House! 11. Turn the White House into Co-ops! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35473 "2015-06-22T17:20:18Z")
Rejected Trump campaign slogans 1. We shall overcomb! 2. A vote for me is a vote to deport Rosie! 3. A chicken in every pot, and bad toupees in every closet. 4. I’m the other Don with bad hair. 5. You’re all fired! 6. In 2016, there’s hell toupee! 7. Instead of debates, we nominate the candidate who sells the most lemonade at a street corner stand! 8. Ivana vote for the Don! 9. I started out with only 200 million of my Dad’s bucks- look at me now! 10. Let’s rename the White House the Trump House! 11. Turn the White House into Co-ops! 12. Four bankruptcies show what I could do for the American economy! ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35474 "2015-06-22T17:26:50Z")
Rejected Trump campaign slogans 1. We shall overcomb! 2. A vote for me is a vote to deport Rosie! 3. A chicken in every pot, and bad toupees in every closet. 4. I’m the other Don with bad hair. 5. You’re all fired! 6. In 2016, there’s hell toupee! 7. Instead of debates, we nominate the candidate who sells the most lemonade at a street corner stand! 8. Ivana vote for the Don! 9. I started out with only 200 million of my Dad’s bucks- look at me now! 10. Let’s rename the White House the Trump House! 11. Turn the White House into Co-ops! 12. Four bankruptcies show what I could do for the American economy 13. Understated in 50 States! Songs you don’t want to be overheard loudly singing with headphones on in the airport security line: 14. Janie’s Got a Gun ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35475 "2015-06-22T20:30:38Z")
Songs you don’t want to be overheard loudly singing with headphones on in the airport security line: 1. Janie’s Got a Gun 2. The Ballad of D.B. Cooper ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35476 "2015-06-22T20:47:55Z")
Songs you don’t want to be overheard loudly singing with headphones on in the airport security line: 1. Janie’s Got a Gun 2. The Ballad of D.B. Cooper 3. “What Happens Now?” by Porcupine Tree _“Well I could be boarding an aircraft / With a bomb concealed in somebody’s briefcase / And my body will spread through the heavens, across the sky…”_ ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35477 "2015-06-22T20:53:55Z")
Songs you don’t want to be overheard loudly singing with headphones on in the airport security line: 1. Janie’s Got a Gun 2. The Ballad of D.B. Cooper 3. “What Happens Now?” by Porcupine Tree 4. “Fire and Rain” (especially that line about "flying machines in pieces on the ground) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35478 "2015-06-22T20:55:16Z")
Songs you don’t want to be overheard loudly singing with headphones on in the airport security line: 1. Janie’s Got a Gun 2. The Ballad of D.B. Cooper 3. “What Happens Now?” by Porcupine Tree 4. “Fire and Rain” (especially that line about "flying machines in pieces on the ground) 5. Hit The Plane Down by Pavement. “There’s no survivors; there’s no survivors.” ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35479 "2015-06-22T21:02:49Z")
Songs you don’t want to be overheard loudly singing with headphones on in the airport security line: 1. Janie’s Got a Gun 2. The Ballad of D.B. Cooper 3. “What Happens Now?” by Porcupine Tree 4. “Fire and Rain” (especially that line about "flying machines in pieces on the ground) 5. Hit The Plane Down 6. 30KFT by Assemblage 23 (“The captain’s just informed us that the plane is going down/I’m calling one last time to say I love you.”) ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2015, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35480 "2015-06-22T23:25:15Z")
Songs you don’t want to be overheard loudly singing with headphones on in the airport security line: 1. Janie’s Got a Gun 2. The Ballad of D.B. Cooper 3. “What Happens Now?” by Porcupine Tree 4. “Fire and Rain” (especially that line about "flying machines in pieces on the ground) 5. Hit The Plane Down 6. 30KFT by Assemblage 23 (“The captain’s just informed us that the plane is going down/I’m calling one last time to say I love you.”) 7. [“Terrorism,”](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uErEAg6yIBM) XTC ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2015, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35481 "2015-06-23T00:42:22Z")
Songs you don’t want to be overheard loudly singing with headphones on in the airport security line: 1. Janie’s Got a Gun 2. The Ballad of D.B. Cooper 3. “What Happens Now?” by Porcupine Tree 4. “Fire and Rain” (especially that line about "flying machines in pieces on the ground) 5. Hit The Plane Down 6. 30KFT by Assemblage 23 (“The captain’s just informed us that the plane is going down/I’m calling one last time to say I love you.”) 7. “Terrorism,” XTC 8. Rock the Casbah ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2015, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35482 "2015-06-23T02:24:00Z")
Songs you don’t want to be overheard loudly singing with headphones on in the airport security line: 1. Janie’s Got a Gun 2. The Ballad of D.B. Cooper 3. “What Happens Now?” by Porcupine Tree 4. “Fire and Rain” (especially that line about "flying machines in pieces on the ground) 5. Hit The Plane Down 6. 30KFT by Assemblage 23 (“The captain’s just informed us that the plane is going down/I’m calling one last time to say I love you.”) 7. “Terrorism,” XTC 8. Rock the Casbah 9. Crash and Burn by Savage Garden ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [June 23, 2015, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35483 "2015-06-23T03:57:39Z")
Songs you don’t want to be overheard loudly singing with headphones on in the airport security line: 1. Janie’s Got a Gun 2. The Ballad of D.B. Cooper 3. “What Happens Now?” by Porcupine Tree 4. “Fire and Rain” (especially that line about "flying machines in pieces on the ground) 5. Hit The Plane Down 6. 30KFT by Assemblage 23 (“The captain’s just informed us that the plane is going down/I’m calling one last time to say I love you.”) 7. “Terrorism,” XTC 8. Rock the Casbah 9. Crash and Burn 10. Don’t Fear the Reaper [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1773) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1775)