# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1785
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35684 "2015-06-30T18:35:12Z")
Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision 1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?” 2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!” ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 6:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35685 "2015-06-30T18:49:01Z")
Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision 1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?” 2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!” 3. WHERE does it say that?. That’s all I’m asking. WHERE does it say men can marry each other??? ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35686 "2015-06-30T19:13:47Z")
Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision 1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?” 2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!” 3. WHERE does it say that?. That’s all I’m asking. WHERE does it say men can marry each other??? 4. Nein, nein ,nein, nein! ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35687 "2015-06-30T19:16:23Z")
Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision 1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?” 2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!” 3. WHERE does it say that?. That’s all I’m asking. WHERE does it say men can marry each other??? 4. Nein, nein ,nein, nein! 5. [del]malarkey[/del] [del]flapdoodle[/del] [del]codswallop[/del] [del]horse pucky[/del] Pure applesauce ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35688 "2015-06-30T19:50:49Z")
Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision 1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?” 2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!” 3. WHERE does it say that?. That’s all I’m asking. WHERE does it say men can marry each other??? 4. Nein, nein ,nein, nein! 5. malarkey flapdoodle codswallop horse pucky Pure applesauce 6. I always figured Kagan was gay, but Kennedy SEEMED pretty straight… ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35689 "2015-06-30T20:42:08Z")
Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision 1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?” 2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!” 3. WHERE does it say that?. That’s all I’m asking. WHERE does it say men can marry each other??? 4. Nein, nein ,nein, nein! 5. malarkey flapdoodle codswallop horse pucky Pure applesauce 6. I always figured Kagan was gay, but Kennedy SEEMED pretty straight… 7. And who does Bruce Jenner get to marry? Huh? Tell me! ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35690 "2015-06-30T21:22:06Z")
Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision 1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?” 2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!” 3. WHERE does it say that?. That’s all I’m asking. WHERE does it say men can marry each other??? 4. Nein, nein ,nein, nein! 5. malarkey flapdoodle codswallop horse pucky Pure applesauce 6. I always figured Kagan was gay, but Kennedy SEEMED pretty straight… 7. And who does Bruce Jenner get to marry? Huh? Tell me! 8. This is a bunch of h̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ ̶d̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ h̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶p̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ w̶i̶b̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶o̶b̶b̶l̶e̶y̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ h̶o̶r̶s̶e̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ applesauce. STORE BRAND applesauce. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35691 "2015-06-30T21:26:22Z")
Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision 1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?” 2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!” 3. WHERE does it say that?. That’s all I’m asking. WHERE does it say men can marry each other??? 4. Nein, nein ,nein, nein! 5. malarkey flapdoodle codswallop horse pucky Pure applesauce 6. I always figured Kagan was gay, but Kennedy SEEMED pretty straight… 7. And who does Bruce Jenner get to marry? Huh? Tell me! 8. This is a bunch of h̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ ̶d̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ h̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶p̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ w̶i̶b̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶o̶b̶b̶l̶e̶y̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ h̶o̶r̶s̶e̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ applesauce. STORE BRAND applesauce. 9. Making the wedding bell all blue (or pink) gives me the wedding bell blues ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35692 "2015-06-30T22:23:48Z")
Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision 1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?” 2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!” 3. WHERE does it say that?. That’s all I’m asking. WHERE does it say men can marry each other??? 4. Nein, nein ,nein, nein! 5. malarkey flapdoodle codswallop horse pucky Pure applesauce 6. I always figured Kagan was gay, but Kennedy SEEMED pretty straight… 7. And who does Bruce Jenner get to marry? Huh? Tell me! 8. This is a bunch of h̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ ̶d̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ h̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶p̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ w̶i̶b̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶o̶b̶b̶l̶e̶y̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ h̶o̶r̶s̶e̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ applesauce. STORE BRAND applesauce. 9. Making the wedding bell all blue (or pink) gives me the wedding bell blues 10. And if you let men marry men, what man in his right mind is going to marry a woman? Then there’ll be no babies and the whole Earth will look like freaking Detroit! ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35693 "2015-07-01T00:40:42Z")
Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision 1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?” 2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!” 3. WHERE does it say that?. That’s all I’m asking. WHERE does it say men can marry each other??? 4. Nein, nein, nein, nein! 5. malarkey flapdoodle codswallop horse pucky Pure applesauce 6. I always figured Kagan was gay, but Kennedy SEEMED pretty straight… 7. And who does Bruce Jenner get to marry? Huh? Tell me! 8. This is a bunch of h̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ ̶d̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ h̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶p̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ w̶i̶b̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶o̶b̶b̶l̶e̶y̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ h̶o̶r̶s̶e̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ applesauce. STORE BRAND applesauce. 9. Making the wedding bell all blue (or pink) gives me the wedding bell blues 10. And if you let men marry men, what man in his right mind is going to marry a woman? Then there’ll be no babies and the whole Earth will look like freaking Detroit! 11. Rehnquist had those gold stripes on his robe; I flatly refuse to wear rainbow-striped robes. ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35694 "2015-07-01T02:32:51Z")
Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision 1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?” 2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!” 3. WHERE does it say that?. That’s all I’m asking. WHERE does it say men can marry each other??? 4. Nein, nein, nein, nein! 5. malarkey flapdoodle codswallop horse pucky Pure applesauce 6. I always figured Kagan was gay, but Kennedy SEEMED pretty straight… 7. And who does Bruce Jenner get to marry? Huh? Tell me! 8. This is a bunch of h̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ ̶d̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ h̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶p̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ w̶i̶b̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶o̶b̶b̶l̶e̶y̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ h̶o̶r̶s̶e̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ applesauce. STORE BRAND applesauce. 9. Making the wedding bell all blue (or pink) gives me the wedding bell blues 10. And if you let men marry men, what man in his right mind is going to marry a woman? Then there’ll be no babies and the whole Earth will look like freaking Detroit! 11. Rehnquist had those gold stripes on his robe; I flatly refuse to wear rainbow-striped robes. 12. They’re not going to do this back home in Queens. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35695 "2015-07-01T02:39:23Z")
Cut from early drafts of Justice Scalia’s dissent to the SSM decision 1. “I can’t believe it. Really? REALLY?” 2. “Dafuq?!?! Y’all be trippin’!” 3. WHERE does it say that?. That’s all I’m asking. WHERE does it say men can marry each other??? 4. Nein, nein, nein, nein! 5. malarkey flapdoodle codswallop horse pucky Pure applesauce 6. I always figured Kagan was gay, but Kennedy SEEMED pretty straight… 7. And who does Bruce Jenner get to marry? Huh? Tell me! 8. This is a bunch of h̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ ̶d̶i̶c̶k̶o̶r̶y̶ h̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ ̶p̶o̶k̶e̶r̶y̶ w̶i̶b̶b̶l̶y̶ ̶w̶o̶b̶b̶l̶e̶y̶ ̶t̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ ̶w̶i̶m̶e̶y̶ h̶o̶r̶s̶e̶s̶h̶i̶t̶ applesauce. STORE BRAND applesauce. 9. Making the wedding bell all blue (or pink) gives me the wedding bell blues 10. And if you let men marry men, what man in his right mind is going to marry a woman? Then there’ll be no babies and the whole Earth will look like freaking Detroit! 11. Rehnquist had those gold stripes on his robe; I flatly refuse to wear rainbow-striped robes. 12. They’re not going to do this back home in Queens. 13. Appointment for life or no, I’M TAKING MY BALL AND GOING HOME!!! Next: Fictitious Professional Cooks 1. Jack Tripper, Three’s Company ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35696 "2015-07-01T02:56:11Z")
Fictitious Professional Cooks 1. Jack Tripper, Three’s Company 2. SpongeBob SquarePants (Frycook at the Krusty Krab ) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35697 "2015-07-01T03:00:47Z")
Fictitious Professional Cooks 1. Jack Tripper, Three’s Company 2. SpongeBob SquarePants (Frycook at the Krusty Krab ) 3. The Swedish Chef ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35698 "2015-07-01T03:10:49Z")
Fictitious Professional Cooks 1. Jack Tripper, Three’s Company 2. SpongeBob SquarePants (Frycook at the Krusty Krab ) 3. The Swedish Chef 4. Artie Bucco ---
**Author:** ![Personal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Personal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Personal)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35699 "2015-07-01T04:04:28Z")
Fictitious Professional Cooks 1. Jack Tripper, Three’s Company 2. SpongeBob SquarePants (Frycook at the Krusty Krab ) 3. The Swedish Chef 4. Artie Bucco 5. Mel Sharples, Alice ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 5:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35700 "2015-07-01T05:01:41Z")
Fictitious Professional Cooks 1. Jack Tripper, Three’s Company 2. SpongeBob SquarePants (Frycook at the Krusty Krab ) 3. The Swedish Chef 4. Artie Bucco 5. Mel Sharples, Alice 6. Monica Geller, Friends ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 7:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35701 "2015-07-01T07:58:53Z")
Fictitious Professional Cooks 1. Jack Tripper, Three’s Company 2. SpongeBob SquarePants (Frycook at the Krusty Krab ) 3. The Swedish Chef 4. Artie Bucco 5. Mel Sharples, Alice 6. Monica Geller, Friends 7. Carl Casper, Chef ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 11:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35702 "2015-07-01T11:57:32Z")
Fictitious Professional Cooks 1. Jack Tripper, Three’s Company 2. SpongeBob SquarePants (Frycook at the Krusty Krab ) 3. The Swedish Chef 4. Artie Bucco 5. Mel Sharples, Alice 6. Monica Geller, Friends 7. Carl Casper, Chef 8. Fritz Brenner (Private chef for Nero Wolfe) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/35703 "2015-07-01T12:03:17Z")
Fictitious Professional Cooks 1. Jack Tripper, Three’s Company 2. SpongeBob SquarePants (Frycook at the Krusty Krab ) 3. The Swedish Chef 4. Artie Bucco 5. Mel Sharples, Alice 6. Monica Geller, Friends 7. Carl Casper, Chef 8. Fritz Brenner (Private chef for Nero Wolfe) 9. Anatole, P. G. Wodehouse’s _Jeeves_ stories [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1784) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1786)