# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1802
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36024 "2015-07-14T15:34:36Z")
Nintendo games or characters 1. Super Mario Bros. 2. Legend of Zelda 3. Donkey Kong 4. Earthbound 5. Radar Scope 6. Yoshi 7. Pokemon Diamond & Pearl 8. Inkling Squid 9. Wii Sports Resort 10. 1943: The Battle of Midway 11. Tetris 12. Zombie Nation 13. Splatoon Most suprising lines in the new Harper Lee novel “Go Set a Watchman” 1. Scout to her doomed boyfriend Jack: “I want you to paint me wearing this ham costume… wearing ONLY this ham costume.” ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36025 "2015-07-14T15:42:59Z")
(The above being tongue in cheek, obviously- make something up that would NOT be found in the new Harper Lee novel.) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36026 "2015-07-14T17:01:05Z")
[QUOTE=Sampiro] Most suprising lines in the new Harper Lee novel “Go Set a Watchman” 1. Scout to her doomed boyfriend Jack: “I want you to paint me wearing this ham costume… wearing ONLY this ham costume.” [/QUOTE] Okay, a tweaking that may get more interest: In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see? 1. Go Babysit an Orc- Tolkien’s examination of the early life and imprinting of his often misunderstood villains ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36027 "2015-07-14T21:16:40Z")
In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see? 1. Go Babysit an Orc- 2. Go Steal A Walkman Oliver Twist reset in the 1990’s. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36028 "2015-07-14T21:24:41Z")
In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see? 1. Go Babysit an Orc- 2. Go Steal A Walkman 3. Go Sit with the Watchmen (Interview book, updating the '80s Alan Moore graphic novel) ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36029 "2015-07-15T02:50:00Z")
In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see? 1. Go Babysit an Orc- 2. Go Steal A Walkman 3. Go Sit with the Watchmen 4. Go Get a Wok, Man The Joy Luck Club, retold for men ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36030 "2015-07-15T05:10:10Z")
In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see? 1. Go Babysit an Orc- 2. Go Steal A Walkman 3. Go Sit with the Watchmen 4. Go Get a Wok, Man 5. Go Kill a Whale, Seaman Sequel to Moby-Dick. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 12:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36031 "2015-07-15T12:12:59Z")
In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see? 1. Go Babysit an Orc- 2. Go Steal A Walkman 3. Go Sit with the Watchmen 4. Go Get a Wok, Man 5. Go Kill a Whale, Seaman 6. Cosset a Wombat Scout visits Down Under ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36032 "2015-07-15T12:36:13Z")
In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see? 1. Go Babysit an Orc- 2. Go Steal A Walkman 3. Go Sit with the Watchmen 4. Go Get a Wok, Man 5. Go Kill a Whale, Seaman 6. Cosset a Wombat 7. Go Stomp a Roach, Man! Sequel to “The Metamorphosis” by Franz Kafka ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 1:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36033 "2015-07-15T13:14:54Z")
In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see? 1. Go Babysit an Orc- 2. Go Steal A Walkman 3. Go Sit with the Watchmen 4. Go Get a Wok, Man 5. Go Kill a Whale, Seaman 6. Cosset a Wombat 7. Go Stomp a Roach, Man! 8. Go Set the Table, Man! Advice from Emily Post about where to put the extra forks. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 2:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36034 "2015-07-15T14:48:34Z")
In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see? 1. Go Babysit an Orc- 2. Go Steal A Walkman 3. Go Sit with the Watchmen 4. Go Get a Wok, Man 5. Go Kill a Whale, Seaman 6. Cosset a Wombat 7. Go Stomp a Roach, Man! 8. Go Set the Table, Man! 9. Go Walk Like a Man The Frankie Valli Guide to Life ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36035 "2015-07-15T14:51:17Z")
In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see? 1. Go Babysit an Orc- 2. Go Steal A Walkman 3. Go Sit with the Watchmen 4. Go Get a Wok, Man 5. Go Kill a Whale, Seaman 6. Cosset a Wombat 7. Go Stomp a Roach, Man! 8. Go Set the Table, Man! 9. Go Walk Like a Man 10. Go Like A Batman Michael Keaton’s autobio. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36036 "2015-07-15T15:22:30Z")
In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see? 1. Go Babysit an Orc- 2. Go Steal A Walkman 3. Go Sit with the Watchmen 4. Go Get a Wok, Man 5. Go Kill a Whale, Seaman 6. Cosset a Wombat 7. Go Stomp a Roach, Man! 8. Go Set the Table, Man! 9. Go Walk Like a Man 10. Go Like A Batman 11. Go Net a Croc, Man (advice for would-be Australian adventurers) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 3:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36037 "2015-07-15T15:59:03Z")
In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see? 1. Go Babysit an Orc- 2. Go Steal A Walkman 3. Go Sit with the Watchmen 4. Go Get a Wok, Man 5. Go Kill a Whale, Seaman 6. Cosset a Wombat 7. Go Stomp a Roach, Man! 8. Go Set the Table, Man! 9. Go Walk Like a Man 10. Go Like A Batman 11. Go Net a Croc, Man 12. Go Next To Walmart (Shopping for bargains in the modern world) ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36038 "2015-07-15T16:21:51Z")
In the tradition of GO SET A WATCHMAN, what are some other surprise continuations to classic novels you’d like to see? 1. Go Babysit an Orc- 2. Go Steal A Walkman 3. Go Sit with the Watchmen 4. Go Get a Wok, Man 5. Go Kill a Whale, Seaman 6. Cosset a Wombat 7. Go Stomp a Roach, Man! 8. Go Set the Table, Man! 9. Go Walk Like a Man 10. Go Like A Batman 11. Go Net a Croc, Man 12. Go Next To Walmart 13. Go Ser, The Gosarian Ghostbusters, from the point-of-view of the (very misunderstood) putative villain. I’ll pass. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36039 "2015-07-15T20:42:10Z")
Drinks you can’t get enough of 1. Wild Cherry Pepsi My current obsession. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36040 "2015-07-15T20:56:11Z")
Drinks you can’t get enough of 1. Wild Cherry Pepsi 2. High West Double Rye Whiskey ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36041 "2015-07-15T20:58:54Z")
Drinks you can’t get enough of 1. Wild Cherry Pepsi 2. High West Double Rye Whiskey 3. Diet Coke (yeah, boring, but I like it) ---
**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36042 "2015-07-15T21:08:16Z")
Drinks you can’t get enough of 1. Wild Cherry Pepsi 2. High West Double Rye Whiskey 3. Diet Coke 4. Fruit Punch (non-alcoholic) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36043 "2015-07-15T21:10:01Z")
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