# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1822
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36424 "2015-07-29T15:53:09Z")
Cruel songs 1. “A Better Version of You” by Paul and Storm 2. “Who Shot Ya?” by Notorious B.I.G. 3. “Push” by Matchbox Twenty 4. “Stupid Girl,” Rolling Stones 5. “Smack My Bitch Up”, The Prodigy 6. “Drusilla Penny” The Carpenters ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36425 "2015-07-29T15:56:16Z")
Cruel songs 1. “A Better Version of You” by Paul and Storm 2. “Who Shot Ya?” by Notorious B.I.G. 3. “Push” by Matchbox Twenty 4. “Stupid Girl,” Rolling Stones 5. “Smack My Bitch Up”, The Prodigy 6. “Drusilla Penny” The Carpenters 7. “Auntie Grizelda” - The Monkees ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36426 "2015-07-29T15:57:54Z")
Cruel songs 1. “A Better Version of You” by Paul and Storm 2. “Who Shot Ya?” by Notorious B.I.G. 3. “Push” by Matchbox Twenty 4. “Stupid Girl,” Rolling Stones 5. “Smack My Bitch Up”, The Prodigy 6. “Drusilla Penny” The Carpenters 7. “Auntie Grizelda” - The Monkees 8. “A Lapdance Is So Much Better If The Stripper Is Crying” - Bloodhound Gang ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36427 "2015-07-29T16:05:28Z")
Cruel songs 1. “A Better Version of You” by Paul and Storm 2. “Who Shot Ya?” by Notorious B.I.G. 3. “Push” by Matchbox Twenty 4. “Stupid Girl,” Rolling Stones 5. “Smack My Bitch Up”, The Prodigy 6. “Drusilla Penny” The Carpenters 7. “Auntie Grizelda” - The Monkees 8. “A Lapdance Is So Much Better If The Stripper Is Crying” - Bloodhound Gang 9. “Jar of Hearts” - Christina Perri ---
**Author:** ![RobDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f07891/32.png) [@RobDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RobDog)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36428 "2015-07-29T16:07:55Z")
Cruel songs 1. “A Better Version of You” by Paul and Storm 2. “Who Shot Ya?” by Notorious B.I.G. 3. “Push” by Matchbox Twenty 4. “Stupid Girl,” Rolling Stones 5. “Smack My Bitch Up”, The Prodigy 6. “Drusilla Penny” The Carpenters 7. “Auntie Grizelda” - The Monkees 8. “A Lapdance Is So Much Better If The Stripper Is Crying” - Bloodhound Gang 9. “Jar of Hearts” - Christina Perri 10. “Cruel Summer” - Bananarama ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36429 "2015-07-29T16:08:59Z")
Cruel songs 1. “A Better Version of You” by Paul and Storm 2. “Who Shot Ya?” by Notorious B.I.G. 3. “Push” by Matchbox Twenty 4. “Stupid Girl,” Rolling Stones 5. “Smack My Bitch Up”, The Prodigy 6. “Drusilla Penny” The Carpenters 7. “Auntie Grizelda” - The Monkees 8. “A Lapdance Is So Much Better If The Stripper Is Crying” - Bloodhound Gang 9. “Jar of Hearts” - Christina Perri 10. “Cruel Summer” - Bananarama 11. “Miriam” - Norah Jones ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36430 "2015-07-29T18:11:45Z")
Cruel songs 1. “A Better Version of You” by Paul and Storm 2. “Who Shot Ya?” by Notorious B.I.G. 3. “Push” by Matchbox Twenty 4. “Stupid Girl,” Rolling Stones 5. “Smack My Bitch Up”, The Prodigy 6. “Drusilla Penny” The Carpenters 7. “Auntie Grizelda” - The Monkees 8. “A Lapdance Is So Much Better If The Stripper Is Crying” - Bloodhound Gang 9. “Jar of Hearts” - Christina Perri 10. “Cruel Summer” - Bananarama 11. “Miriam” - Norah Jones 12. “One More Minute” - Weird Al ---
**Author:** ![Bullitt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bullitt/32/5725_2.png) [@Bullitt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bullitt)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36431 "2015-07-29T18:17:56Z")
Cruel songs 1. “A Better Version of You” by Paul and Storm 2. “Who Shot Ya?” by Notorious B.I.G. 3. “Push” by Matchbox Twenty 4. “Stupid Girl,” Rolling Stones 5. “Smack My Bitch Up”, The Prodigy 6. “Drusilla Penny” The Carpenters 7. “Auntie Grizelda” - The Monkees 8. “A Lapdance Is So Much Better If The Stripper Is Crying” - Bloodhound Gang 9. “Jar of Hearts” - Christina Perri 10. “Cruel Summer” - Bananarama 11. “Miriam” - Norah Jones 12. “One More Minute” - Weird Al 13. “Fuck the Police” - NWA Next: Non-Cruel Songs 1. Love is a Many Splendored Thing - Andy Williams ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36432 "2015-07-29T19:22:16Z")
Next: Non-Cruel Songs 1. Love is a Many Splendored Thing - Andy Williams 2. Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth) - George Harrison ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36433 "2015-07-29T19:42:59Z")
Non-Cruel Songs 1. Love is a Many Splendored Thing - Andy Williams 2. Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth) - George Harrison 3. [What a Wonderful World](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2VCwBzGdPM) - Louis Armstrong ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36434 "2015-07-29T19:52:16Z")
Non-Cruel Songs 1. Love is a Many Splendored Thing - Andy Williams 2. Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth) - George Harrison 3. [What a Wonderful World](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2VCwBzGdPM) - Louis Armstrong 4. Well, there’s million of them but this Moody Blues song tugs my heart strings. [Had to Fall in Love](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cO-g6orYGI). ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36435 "2015-07-29T19:57:02Z")
Non-Cruel Songs 1. Love is a Many Splendored Thing - Andy Williams 2. Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth) - George Harrison 3. What a Wonderful World - Louis Armstrong 4. Well, there’s million of them but this Moody Blues song tugs my heart strings. Had to Fall in Love. 5. Joy To The World. Either the hymn or the Three Dog Night song. ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36436 "2015-07-29T20:02:04Z")
Non-Cruel Songs 1. Love is a Many Splendored Thing - Andy Williams 2. Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth) - George Harrison 3. [What a Wonderful World](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2VCwBzGdPM) - Louis Armstrong 4. Well, there’s million of them but this Moody Blues song tugs my heart strings. [Had to Fall in Love](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1cO-g6orYGI). 5. Joy To The World. Either the hymn or the Three Dog Night song. Why break the links? Just quote the previous post and remove the quote tags at the beginning and end please. This has bugged me for some time now. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36437 "2015-07-29T20:08:18Z")
Non-Cruel Songs 1. Love is a Many Splendored Thing - Andy Williams 2. Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth) - George Harrison 3. What a Wonderful World - Louis Armstrong 4. Well, there’s million of them but this Moody Blues song tugs my heart strings. Had to Fall in Love. 5. Joy To The World. Either the hymn or the Three Dog Night song. 6. Moon River - Henry Mancini ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36438 "2015-07-29T20:39:38Z")
Non-Cruel Songs 1. Love is a Many Splendored Thing - Andy Williams 2. Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth) - George Harrison 3. What a Wonderful World - Louis Armstrong 4. Well, there’s million of them but this Moody Blues song tugs my heart strings. Had to Fall in Love. 5. Joy To The World. Either the hymn or the Three Dog Night song. 6. Moon River - Henry Mancini 7. Crazy Love- Paul Simon ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36439 "2015-07-29T20:43:28Z")
Non-Cruel Songs 1. Love is a Many Splendored Thing - Andy Williams 2. Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth) - George Harrison 3. What a Wonderful World - Louis Armstrong 4. Well, there’s million of them but this Moody Blues song tugs my heart strings. Had to Fall in Love. 5. Joy To The World. Either the hymn or the Three Dog Night song. 6. Moon River - Henry Mancini 7. Crazy Love- Paul Simon 8. I Honestly Love You - Olivia Newton-John ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36440 "2015-07-29T21:15:40Z")
Non-Cruel Songs 1. Love is a Many Splendored Thing - Andy Williams 2. Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth) - George Harrison 3. What a Wonderful World - Louis Armstrong 4. Well, there’s million of them but this Moody Blues song tugs my heart strings. Had to Fall in Love. 5. Joy To The World. Either the hymn or the Three Dog Night song. 6. Moon River - Henry Mancini 7. Crazy Love- Paul Simon 8. I Honestly Love You - Olivia Newton-John 9. All I Ask of You - Phantom of the Opera ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36441 "2015-07-29T21:32:15Z")
Non-Cruel Songs 1. Love is a Many Splendored Thing - Andy Williams 2. Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth) - George Harrison 3. What a Wonderful World - Louis Armstrong 4. Well, there’s million of them but this Moody Blues song tugs my heart strings. Had to Fall in Love. 5. Joy To The World. Either the hymn or the Three Dog Night song. 6. Moon River - Henry Mancini 7. Crazy Love- Paul Simon 8. I Honestly Love You - Olivia Newton-John 9. All I Ask of You - Phantom of the Opera 10. You Are So Beautiful - Joe Cocker ---
**Author:** ![Ponch8](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponch8/32/9883_2.png) [@Ponch8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponch8)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36442 "2015-07-29T21:44:59Z")
Non-Cruel Songs 1. Love is a Many Splendored Thing - Andy Williams 2. Give Me Love (Give Me Peace On Earth) - George Harrison 3. What a Wonderful World - Louis Armstrong 4. Well, there’s million of them but this Moody Blues song tugs my heart strings. Had to Fall in Love. 5. Joy To The World. Either the hymn or the Three Dog Night song. 6. Moon River - Henry Mancini 7. Crazy Love- Paul Simon 8. I Honestly Love You - Olivia Newton-John 9. All I Ask of You - Phantom of the Opera 10. You Are So Beautiful - Joe Cocker 11. Wherever You Are - Kesha ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/36443 "2015-07-29T22:05:15Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Why break the links? Just quote the previous post and remove the quote tags at the beginning and end please. This has bugged me for some time now. Thanks. ☹ Really? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1821) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1823)