# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1851

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37004 "2015-08-15T01:51:17Z")

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Movies where the hero/heroine has a beard

1. The Big Lebowski (Jeff Bridges as “The Dude”)
2. Lincoln (Daniel Day-Lewis in the title role)
3. 300 (Gerald Butler as King Leonidas)
4. Planet of the Apes (Charlton Heston)
5. The Hunt for Red October (Sean Connery)
6. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Graham Chapman)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37005 "2015-08-15T01:56:26Z")

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Movies where the hero/heroine has a beard

1. The Big Lebowski (Jeff Bridges as “The Dude”)
2. Lincoln (Daniel Day-Lewis in the title role)
3. 300 (Gerald Butler as King Leonidas)
4. Planet of the Apes (Charlton Heston)
5. The Hunt for Red October (Sean Connery)
6. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Graham Chapman)
7. Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn)

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37006 "2015-08-15T02:01:15Z")

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Movies where the hero/heroine has a beard

1. The Big Lebowski (Jeff Bridges as “The Dude”)
2. Lincoln (Daniel Day-Lewis in the title role)
3. 300 (Gerald Butler as King Leonidas)
4. Planet of the Apes (Charlton Heston)
5. The Hunt for Red October (Sean Connery)
6. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Graham Chapman)
7. Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn)
8. Gladiator (Russell Crowe as “Maximus Decimus Meridius”)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37007 "2015-08-15T02:32:17Z")

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Movies where the hero/heroine has a beard

1. The Big Lebowski (Jeff Bridges as “The Dude”)
2. Lincoln (Daniel Day-Lewis in the title role)
3. 300 (Gerald Butler as King Leonidas)
4. Planet of the Apes (Charlton Heston)
5. The Hunt for Red October (Sean Connery)
6. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Graham Chapman)
7. Lord of the Rings: Return of the King (Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn)
8. Gladiator (Russell Crowe as “Maximus Decimus Meridius”)
9. Argo (Ben Affleck as Tony Mendez)

Still waiting for somebody to list a heroine.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37008 "2015-08-15T04:19:03Z")

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Movies where the hero/heroine has a beard

1. The Big Lebowski (Jeff Bridges as “The Dude”)
2. Lincoln (Daniel Day-Lewis in the title role)
3. 300 (Gerald Butler as King Leonidas)
4. Planet of the Apes (Charlton Heston)
5. The Hunt for Red October (Sean Connery)
6. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Graham Chapman)
7. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn)
8. Gladiator (Russell Crowe as “Maximus Decimus Meridius”)
9. Argo (Ben Affleck as Tony Mendez)
10. Gettysburg (Jeff Daniels as Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain)

Shoulda won an Oscar!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37009 "2015-08-15T13:37:09Z")

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Movies where the hero/heroine has a beard

1. The Big Lebowski (Jeff Bridges as “The Dude”)
2. Lincoln (Daniel Day-Lewis in the title role)
3. 300 (Gerald Butler as King Leonidas)
4. Planet of the Apes (Charlton Heston)
5. The Hunt for Red October (Sean Connery)
6. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Graham Chapman)
7. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn)
8. Gladiator (Russell Crowe as “Maximus Decimus Meridius”)
9. Argo (Ben Affleck as Tony Mendez)
10. Gettysburg (Jeff Daniels as Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain)
11. The Book of Eli (Denzel Washington as Eli)

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37010 "2015-08-15T14:19:19Z")

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Movies where the hero/heroine has a beard

1. The Big Lebowski (Jeff Bridges as “The Dude”)
2. Lincoln (Daniel Day-Lewis in the title role)
3. 300 (Gerald Butler as King Leonidas)
4. Planet of the Apes (Charlton Heston)
5. The Hunt for Red October (Sean Connery)
6. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Graham Chapman)
7. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn)
8. Gladiator (Russell Crowe as “Maximus Decimus Meridius”)
9. Argo (Ben Affleck as Tony Mendez)
10. Gettysburg (Jeff Daniels as Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain)
11. The Book of Eli (Denzel Washington as Eli)
12. The Avengers (RDJr as Tony Stark)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37011 "2015-08-15T17:20:58Z")

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Movies where the hero/heroine has a beard

1. The Big Lebowski (Jeff Bridges as “The Dude”)
2. Lincoln (Daniel Day-Lewis in the title role)
3. 300 (Gerald Butler as King Leonidas)
4. Planet of the Apes (Charlton Heston)
5. The Hunt for Red October (Sean Connery)
6. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (Graham Chapman)
7. Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (Viggo Mortensen as Aragorn)
8. Gladiator (Russell Crowe as “Maximus Decimus Meridius”)
9. Argo (Ben Affleck as Tony Mendez)
10. Gettysburg (Jeff Daniels as Col. Joshua Lawrence Chamberlain)
11. The Book of Eli (Denzel Washington as Eli)
12. The Avengers (RDJr as Tony Stark)
13. Jesus Christ Superstar (Ted Neeley as Jesus)

Next up: Movies where the hero/heroine is bald.

1. X-Men (Patrick Stewart as Professor Xavier)

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**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37012 "2015-08-15T17:23:07Z")

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Next up: Movies where the hero/heroine is bald.

1. X-Men (Patrick Stewart as Professor Xavier)
2. The Fast and the Furious (Vin Diesel)

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**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 5:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37013 "2015-08-15T17:24:12Z")

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Movies where the hero/heroine is bald.

1. X-Men (Patrick Stewart as Professor Xavier)
2. The Fast and the Furious (Vin Diesel)
3. Star Trek: First Contact (Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37014 "2015-08-15T17:27:20Z")

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Movies where the hero/heroine is bald.

1. X-Men (Patrick Stewart as Professor Xavier)
2. The Fast and the Furious (Vin Diesel)
3. Star Trek: First Contact (Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard)
4. The King and I (Yul Brynner as the unnamed monarch)

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37015 "2015-08-15T18:37:54Z")

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Movies where the hero/heroine is bald.

1. X-Men (Patrick Stewart as Professor Xavier)
2. The Fast and the Furious (Vin Diesel)
3. Star Trek: First Contact (Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard)
4. The King and I (Yul Brynner as the unnamed monarch)
5. 12 Monkeys (Bruce Willis)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37016 "2015-08-15T18:55:00Z")

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Movies where the hero/heroine is bald.

1. X-Men (Patrick Stewart as Professor Xavier)
2. The Fast and the Furious (Vin Diesel)
3. Star Trek: First Contact (Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard)
4. The King and I (Yul Brynner as the unnamed monarch)
5. 12 Monkeys (Bruce Willis)
6. Live Free or Die Hard (Bruce Willis)

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37017 "2015-08-15T19:28:31Z")

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Movies where the hero/heroine is bald.

1. X-Men (Patrick Stewart as Professor Xavier)
2. The Fast and the Furious (Vin Diesel)
3. Star Trek: First Contact (Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard)
4. The King and I (Yul Brynner as the unnamed monarch)
5. 12 Monkeys (Bruce Willis)
6. Live Free or Die Hard (Bruce Willis)
7. Alien 3 (Sigourney Weaver as Ellen Ripley)

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37018 "2015-08-15T19:44:51Z")

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Movies where the hero/heroine is bald.

1. X-Men (Patrick Stewart as Professor Xavier)
2. The Fast and the Furious (Vin Diesel)
3. Star Trek: First Contact (Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard)
4. The King and I (Yul Brynner as the unnamed monarch)
5. 12 Monkeys (Bruce Willis)
6. Live Free or Die Hard (Bruce Willis)
7. Alien 3 (Sigourney Weaver as Ellen Ripley)
8. Despicable Me (Steve Carell voicing Gru)

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 8:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37019 "2015-08-15T20:12:28Z")

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Movies where the hero/heroine is bald.

1. X-Men (Patrick Stewart as Professor Xavier)
2. The Fast and the Furious (Vin Diesel)
3. Star Trek: First Contact (Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard)
4. The King and I (Yul Brynner as the unnamed monarch)
5. 12 Monkeys (Bruce Willis)
6. Live Free or Die Hard (Bruce Willis)
7. Alien 3 (Sigourney Weaver as Ellen Ripley)
8. Despicable Me (Steve Carell voicing Gru)
9. Minority Report (Samantha Morton as Agatha)

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**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37020 "2015-08-15T21:01:50Z")

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Movies where the hero/heroine is bald.

1. X-Men (Patrick Stewart as Professor Xavier)
2. The Fast and the Furious (Vin Diesel)
3. Star Trek: First Contact (Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard)
4. The King and I (Yul Brynner as the unnamed monarch)
5. 12 Monkeys (Bruce Willis)
6. Live Free or Die Hard (Bruce Willis)
7. Alien 3 (Sigourney Weaver as Ellen Ripley)
8. Despicable Me (Steve Carell voicing Gru)
9. Minority Report (Samantha Morton as Agatha)
10. The Magnificent Seven (Yul Brynner as Chris)

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37021 "2015-08-15T21:12:09Z")

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Movies where the hero/heroine is bald.

1. X-Men (Patrick Stewart as Professor Xavier)
2. The Fast and the Furious (Vin Diesel)
3. Star Trek: First Contact (Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard)
4. The King and I (Yul Brynner as the unnamed monarch)
5. 12 Monkeys (Bruce Willis)
6. Live Free or Die Hard (Bruce Willis)
7. Alien 3 (Sigourney Weaver as Ellen Ripley)
8. Despicable Me (Steve Carell voicing Gru)
9. Minority Report (Samantha Morton as Agatha)
10. The Magnificent Seven (Yul Brynner as Chris)
11. Nosferatu (Max Schreck as Count Orlok)

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37022 "2015-08-15T21:19:09Z")

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> [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#):
>
> Movies where the hero/heroine is bald.
> 
> 1. X-Men (Patrick Stewart as Professor Xavier)
> 2. The Fast and the Furious (Vin Diesel)
> 3. Star Trek: First Contact (Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard)
> 4. The King and I (Yul Brynner as the unnamed monarch)
> 5. 12 Monkeys (Bruce Willis)
> 6. Live Free or Die Hard (Bruce Willis)
> 7. Alien 3 (Sigourney Weaver as Ellen Ripley)
> 8. Despicable Me (Steve Carell voicing Gru)
> 9. Minority Report (Samantha Morton as Agatha)
> 10. The Magnificent Seven (Yul Brynner as Chris)  
> **11. Nosferatu (Max Schreck as Count Orlok)**

Orlok’s the HERO???

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37023 "2015-08-15T21:23:06Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
>
> Orlok’s the HERO???

Well, main character! Alternatively, it can be Natalie Portman in V for Vendetta. 😃

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