# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1852
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37024 "2015-08-16T02:28:52Z")
Movies where the hero/heroine is bald. 1. X-Men (Patrick Stewart as Professor Xavier) 2. The Fast and the Furious (Vin Diesel) 3. Star Trek: First Contact (Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard) 4. The King and I (Yul Brynner as the unnamed monarch) 5. 12 Monkeys (Bruce Willis) 6. Live Free or Die Hard (Bruce Willis) 7. Alien 3 (Sigourney Weaver as Ellen Ripley) 8. Despicable Me (Steve Carell voicing Gru) 9. Minority Report (Samantha Morton as Agatha) 10. The Magnificent Seven (Yul Brynner as Chris) 11. V for Vendetta (Natalie Portman as Evey) 12. Watchmen (Billy Crudup as Dr. Manhattan) ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37025 "2015-08-16T03:38:59Z")
Movies where the hero/heroine is bald. 1. X-Men (Patrick Stewart as Professor Xavier) 2. The Fast and the Furious (Vin Diesel) 3. Star Trek: First Contact (Patrick Stewart as Jean-Luc Picard) 4. The King and I (Yul Brynner as the unnamed monarch) 5. 12 Monkeys (Bruce Willis) 6. Live Free or Die Hard (Bruce Willis) 7. Alien 3 (Sigourney Weaver as Ellen Ripley) 8. Despicable Me (Steve Carell voicing Gru) 9. Minority Report (Samantha Morton as Agatha) 10. The Magnificent Seven (Yul Brynner as Chris) 11. V for Vendetta (Natalie Portman as Evey) 12. Watchmen (Billy Crudup as Dr. Manhattan) 13. Halloween (Donald Pleasance as Dr. Loomis) New: Famous Silly Names (i.e., ones you didn’t make up yourself) 1. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle- dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm (Monty Python’s Flying Circus) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37026 "2015-08-16T03:47:45Z")
Famous Silly Names (i.e., ones you didn’t make up yourself) 1. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle- dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm (Monty Python’s Flying Circus) 2. Dick Trickle (NASCAR driver) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37027 "2015-08-16T03:50:06Z")
Famous Silly Names (i.e., ones you didn’t make up yourself) 1. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle- dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm (Monty Python’s Flying Circus) 2. Dick Trickle (NASCAR driver) 3. Jacques Tits (French mathematician) ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37028 "2015-08-16T03:57:18Z")
Famous Silly Names (i.e., ones you didn’t make up yourself) 1. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle- dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm (Monty Python’s Flying Circus) 2. Dick Trickle (NASCAR driver) 3. Jacques Tits (French mathematician) 4. [Dick Assman](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dick_Assman) (Of David Letterman fame) ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37029 "2015-08-16T05:22:50Z")
Famous Silly Names (i.e., ones you didn’t make up yourself) 1. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle- dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm (Monty Python’s Flying Circus) 2. Dick Trickle (NASCAR driver) 3. Jacques Tits (French mathematician) 4. Dick Assman (Of David Letterman fame) 5. Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr (The Man With Two Brains) ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37030 "2015-08-16T06:19:17Z")
Famous Silly Names (i.e., ones you didn’t make up yourself) 1. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle- dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm (Monty Python’s Flying Circus) 2. Dick Trickle (NASCAR driver) 3. Jacques Tits (French mathematician) 4. Dick Assman (Of David Letterman fame) 5. Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr (The Man With Two Brains) 6. Dweezil Zappa ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 8:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37031 "2015-08-16T08:53:04Z")
Famous Silly Names (i.e., ones you didn’t make up yourself) 1. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle- dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm (Monty Python’s Flying Circus) 2. Dick Trickle (NASCAR driver) 3. Jacques Tits (French mathematician) 4. Dick Assman (Of David Letterman fame) 5. Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr (The Man With Two Brains) 6. Dweezil Zappa 7. Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday _pops mouth twice_ Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable _horse whinnying_ Arthur Norman Michael _squeaker_ Featherstone Smith _whistle_ Northgot Edwards Harris _whooping_ Mason _chuff-chuff-chuff_ Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert “We’ll keep a welcome in the” _three gunshots_ Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin _squeaker_ Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson “Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head” Darcy Carter _horn_ Pussycat ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mannering _hoot_ _whooping_ Smith (Very Silly Party M.P. candidate, “Election Night Special” episode, “Monty Python’s Flying Circus”) ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 11:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37032 "2015-08-16T11:55:26Z")
1. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle- dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm (Monty Python’s Flying Circus) 2. Dick Trickle (NASCAR driver) 3. Jacques Tits (French mathematician) 4. Dick Assman (Of David Letterman fame) 5. Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr (The Man With Two Brains) 6. Dweezil Zappa 7. Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday _pops mouth twice_ Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable _horse whinnying_ Arthur Norman Michael _squeaker_ Featherstone Smith _whistle_ Northgot Edwards Harris _whooping_ Mason _chuff-chuff-chuff_ Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert “We’ll keep a welcome in the” _three gunshots_ Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin _squeaker_ Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson “Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head” Darcy Carter _horn_ Pussycat ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mannering _hoot_ _whooping_ Smith (Very Silly Party M.P. candidate, “Election Night Special” episode, “Monty Python’s Flying Circus”) 8. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (hey, that’s my name too!) ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 12:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37033 "2015-08-16T12:33:26Z")
Famous Silly Names (i.e., ones you didn’t make up yourself) 1. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle- dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm (Monty Python’s Flying Circus) 2. Dick Trickle (NASCAR driver) 3. Jacques Tits (French mathematician) 4. Dick Assman (Of David Letterman fame) 5. Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr (The Man With Two Brains) 6. Dweezil Zappa 7. Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday _pops mouth twice_ Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable _horse whinnying_ Arthur Norman Michael _squeaker_ Featherstone Smith _whistle_ Northgot Edwards Harris _whooping_ Mason _chuff-chuff-chuff_ Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert “We’ll keep a welcome in the” _three gunshots_ Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin _squeaker_ Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson “Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head” Darcy Carter _horn_ Pussycat ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mannering _hoot_ _whooping_ Smith (Very Silly Party M.P. candidate, “Election Night Special” episode, “Monty Python’s Flying Circus”) 8. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (hey, that’s my name too!) 9. Phoebe Figalilly is a silly name; And so many silly things keep happening (Theme song to Nanny and the Professor) ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 16, 2015, 1:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37034 "2015-08-16T13:49:44Z")
Famous Silly Names (i.e., ones you didn’t make up yourself) 1. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle- dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm (Monty Python’s Flying Circus) 2. Dick Trickle (NASCAR driver) 3. Jacques Tits (French mathematician) 4. Dick Assman (Of David Letterman fame) 5. Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr (The Man With Two Brains) 6. Dweezil Zappa 7. Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday _pops mouth twice_ Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable _horse whinnying_ Arthur Norman Michael _squeaker_ Featherstone Smith _whistle_ Northgot Edwards Harris _whooping_ Mason _chuff-chuff-chuff_ Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert “We’ll keep a welcome in the” _three gunshots_ Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin _squeaker_ Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson “Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head” Darcy Carter _horn_ Pussycat ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mannering _hoot_ _whooping_ Smith (Very Silly Party M.P. candidate, “Election Night Special” episode, “Monty Python’s Flying Circus”) 8. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (hey, that’s my name too!) 9. Phoebe Figalilly is a silly name; And so many silly things keep happening (Theme song to Nanny and the Professor) 10. Otis Cribelcoblis (nom-de-plume for W. C. Fields) ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37035 "2015-08-17T01:13:18Z")
Famous Silly Names (i.e., ones you didn’t make up yourself) 1. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle- dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm (Monty Python’s Flying Circus) 2. Dick Trickle (NASCAR driver) 3. Jacques Tits (French mathematician) 4. Dick Assman (Of David Letterman fame) 5. Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr (The Man With Two Brains) 6. Dweezil Zappa 7. Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday _pops mouth twice_ Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable _horse whinnying_ Arthur Norman Michael _squeaker_ Featherstone Smith _whistle_ Northgot Edwards Harris _whooping_ Mason _chuff-chuff-chuff_ Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert “We’ll keep a welcome in the” _three gunshots_ Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin _squeaker_ Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson “Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head” Darcy Carter _horn_ Pussycat ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mannering _hoot_ _whooping_ Smith (Very Silly Party M.P. candidate, “Election Night Special” episode, “Monty Python’s Flying Circus”) 8. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (hey, that’s my name too!) 9. Phoebe Figalilly is a silly name; And so many silly things keep happening (Theme song to Nanny and the Professor) 10. Otis Cribelcoblis (nom-de-plume for W. C. Fields) 11. Edward Woodward (actor) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37036 "2015-08-17T02:06:30Z")
Famous Silly Names (i.e., ones you didn’t make up yourself) 1. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle- dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm (Monty Python’s Flying Circus) 2. Dick Trickle (NASCAR driver) 3. Jacques Tits (French mathematician) 4. Dick Assman (Of David Letterman fame) 5. Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr (The Man With Two Brains) 6. Dweezil Zappa 7. Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday _pops mouth twice_ Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable _horse whinnying_ Arthur Norman Michael _squeaker_ Featherstone Smith _whistle_ Northgot Edwards Harris _whooping_ Mason _chuff-chuff-chuff_ Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert “We’ll keep a welcome in the” _three gunshots_ Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin _squeaker_ Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson “Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head” Darcy Carter _horn_ Pussycat ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mannering _hoot_ _whooping_ Smith (Very Silly Party M.P. candidate, “Election Night Special” episode, “Monty Python’s Flying Circus”) 8. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (hey, that’s my name too!) 9. Phoebe Figalilly is a silly name; And so many silly things keep happening (Theme song to Nanny and the Professor) 10. Otis Cribelcoblis (nom-de-plume for W. C. Fields) 11. Edward Woodward (actor) 12. Vera Chokalingam (Mindy Kaling’s real name) Heh heh heh she said choke-a-[lingam](https://en.wiktionary.org/wiki/lingam). ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37037 "2015-08-17T02:56:22Z")
Famous Silly Names (i.e., ones you didn’t make up yourself) 1. Johann Gambolputty de von Ausfern-schplenden-schlitter-crasscrenbon-fried-digger-dingle- dangle-dongle-dungle-burstein-von-knacker-thrasher-apple-banger-horowitz-ticolensic-grander-knotty-spelltinkle-grandlich-grumblemeyer-spelterwasser-kurstlich-himbleeisen-bahnwagen-gutenabend-bitte-ein-nürnburger-bratwustle-gerspurten-mitz-weimache-luber-hundsfut-gumberaber-shönedanker-kalbsfleisch-mittler-aucher von Hautkopft of Ulm (Monty Python’s Flying Circus) 2. Dick Trickle (NASCAR driver) 3. Jacques Tits (French mathematician) 4. Dick Assman (Of David Letterman fame) 5. Dr. Michael Hfuhruhurr (The Man With Two Brains) 6. Dweezil Zappa 7. Malcolm Peter Brian Telescope Adrian Umbrella Stand Jasper Wednesday _pops mouth twice_ Stoatgobbler John Raw Vegetable _horse whinnying_ Arthur Norman Michael _squeaker_ Featherstone Smith _whistle_ Northgot Edwards Harris _whooping_ Mason _chuff-chuff-chuff_ Frampton Jones Fruitbat Gilbert “We’ll keep a welcome in the” _three gunshots_ Williams If I Could Walk That Way Jenkin _squeaker_ Tiger-draws Pratt Thompson “Raindrops Keep Falling On My Head” Darcy Carter _horn_ Pussycat ‘Don’t Sleep In The Subway’ Barton Mannering _hoot_ _whooping_ Smith (Very Silly Party M.P. candidate, “Election Night Special” episode, “Monty Python’s Flying Circus”) 8. John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt (hey, that’s my name too!) 9. Phoebe Figalilly is a silly name; And so many silly things keep happening (Theme song to Nanny and the Professor) 10. Otis Cribelcoblis (nom-de-plume for W. C. Fields) 11. Edward Woodward (actor) 12. Vera Chokalingam (Mindy Kaling’s real name) 13. Rufus T. Firefly (Groucho Marx’s character in **Duck Soup** ) Next topic. Female Alt Rock singers from the 1990s (both solo and lead singers of a band) 1. Shirley Manson (Garbage) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37038 "2015-08-17T03:57:20Z")
Female Alt Rock singers from the 1990s (both solo and lead singers of a band) 1. Shirley Manson (Garbage) 2. Courtney Love (Hole) ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 3:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37039 "2015-08-17T03:57:29Z")
Female Alt Rock singers from the 1990s (both solo and lead singers of a band) 1. Shirley Manson (Garbage) 2. Courtney Love (Hole) 3. Macy Gray ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37040 "2015-08-17T04:09:02Z")
Female Alt Rock singers from the 1990s (both solo and lead singers of a band) 1. Shirley Manson (Garbage) 2. Courtney Love (Hole) 3. Macy Gray 4. Alanis Morisette ---
**Author:** ![JessMagic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c0e974/32.png) [@JessMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JessMagic)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37041 "2015-08-17T12:23:48Z")
Female Alt Rock singers from the 1990s (both solo and lead singers of a band) 1. Shirley Manson (Garbage) 2. Courtney Love (Hole) 3. Macy Gray 4. Alanis Morisette 5. Kim Deal - The Breeders ---
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Female Alt Rock singers from the 1990s (both solo and lead singers of a band) 1. Shirley Manson (Garbage) 2. Courtney Love (Hole) 3. Macy Gray 4. Alanis Morisette 5. Kim Deal - The Breeders 6. Fiona Apple ---
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Female Alt Rock singers from the 1990s (both solo and lead singers of a band) 1. Shirley Manson (Garbage) 2. Courtney Love (Hole) 3. Macy Gray 4. Alanis Morisette 5. Kim Deal - The Breeders 6. Fiona Apple 7. Siouxsie Sioux [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1851) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1853)