# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1864
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37264 "2015-08-27T15:34:49Z")
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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37265 "2015-08-27T15:43:18Z")
Synonyms for “Sexual Intercourse” 1. Bumping uglies ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37266 "2015-08-27T16:04:14Z")
Synonyms for “Sexual Intercourse” 1. Bumping uglies 2. Making the two-backed beast (from Shakespeare!) ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37267 "2015-08-27T16:05:22Z")
Synonyms for “Sexual Intercourse” 1. Bumping uglies 2. Making the two-backed beast (from Shakespeare!) 3. Horizontal mambo ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 4:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37268 "2015-08-27T16:05:28Z")
Synonyms for “Sexual Intercourse” 1. Bumping uglies 2. Making the two-backed beast (from Shakespeare!) 3. Horizontal mambo 4. Dancing in the dark ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37269 "2015-08-27T16:06:57Z")
Synonyms for “Sexual Intercourse” 1. Bumping uglies 2. Making the two-backed beast (from Shakespeare!) 3. Horizontal mambo 4. Dancing in the dark 5. Knowing someone in the biblical sense ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37270 "2015-08-27T16:11:37Z")
Synonyms for “Sexual Intercourse” 1. Bumping uglies 2. Making the two-backed beast (from Shakespeare!) 3. Horizontal mambo 4. Dancing in the dark 5. Knowing someone in the biblical sense 6. Screwing (This sure filled up fast. You deves! 😉 ) ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37271 "2015-08-27T16:14:33Z")
Synonyms for “Sexual Intercourse” 1. Bumping uglies 2. Making the two-backed beast (from Shakespeare!) 3. Horizontal mambo 4. Dancing in the dark 5. Knowing someone in the biblical sense 6. Screwing 7. Fucking ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37272 "2015-08-27T16:23:34Z")
Synonyms for “Sexual Intercourse” 1. Bumping uglies 2. Making the two-backed beast (from Shakespeare!) 3. Horizontal mambo 4. Dancing in the dark 5. Knowing someone in the biblical sense 6. Screwing 7. Fucking 8. Doin’ it ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37273 "2015-08-27T16:24:20Z")
Synonyms for “Sexual Intercourse” 1. Bumping uglies 2. Making the two-backed beast (from Shakespeare!) 3. Horizontal mambo 4. Dancing in the dark 5. Knowing someone in the biblical sense 6. Screwing 7. Fucking 8. Doin’ it 9. Rock and roll ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 4:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37274 "2015-08-27T16:48:15Z")
Synonyms for “Sexual Intercourse” 1. Bumping uglies 2. Making the two-backed beast (from Shakespeare!) 3. Horizontal mambo 4. Dancing in the dark 5. Knowing someone in the biblical sense 6. Screwing 7. Fucking 8. Doin’ it 9. Rock and roll 10. Loving each other very much ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37275 "2015-08-27T17:26:08Z")
Synonyms for “Sexual Intercourse” 1. Bumping uglies 2. Making the two-backed beast (from Shakespeare!) 3. Horizontal mambo 4. Dancing in the dark 5. Knowing someone in the biblical sense 6. Screwing 7. Fucking 8. Doin’ it 9. Rock and roll 10. Loving each other very much 11. “The Old In-Out” (from A Clockwork Orange) ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37276 "2015-08-27T17:28:42Z")
Synonyms for “Sexual Intercourse” 1. Bumping uglies 2. Making the two-backed beast (from Shakespeare!) 3. Horizontal mambo 4. Dancing in the dark 5. Knowing someone in the biblical sense 6. Screwing 7. Fucking 8. Doin’ it 9. Rock and roll 10. Loving each other very much 11. “The Old In-Out” (from A Clockwork Orange) 12. A bit of the other (British) ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37277 "2015-08-27T17:37:47Z")
> [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](#): > > 1. Tristan and Isolde - an opera by Richard Wagner and a movie by Kevin Reynolds > > Corrected heroine’s name for #2, and director’s name for #7. You didn’t correct it. I wrote it was a movie by Ridley Scott because he produced it. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37278 "2015-08-27T17:39:19Z")
Synonyms for “Sexual Intercourse” 1. Bumping uglies 2. Making the two-backed beast (from Shakespeare!) 3. Horizontal mambo 4. Dancing in the dark 5. Knowing someone in the biblical sense 6. Screwing 7. Fucking 8. Doin’ it 9. Rock and roll 10. Loving each other very much 11. “The Old In-Out” (from A Clockwork Orange) 12. A bit of the other (British) 13. Boinking I’ll pass. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37279 "2015-08-27T17:49:27Z")
Euphemisms for masturbation, male or female 1. Choking the chicken ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37280 "2015-08-27T18:00:53Z")
Euphemisms for masturbation, male or female 1. Choking the chicken 2. Flogging the dolphin ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37281 "2015-08-27T18:01:36Z")
Euphemisms for masturbation, male or female 1. Choking the chicken 2. Flogging the dolphin 3. Spanking the monkey ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37282 "2015-08-27T18:03:37Z")
Euphemisms for masturbation, male or female 1. Choking the chicken 2. Flogging the dolphin 3. Spanking the monkey 4. Rub one out ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [August 27, 2015, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37283 "2015-08-27T18:30:21Z")
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