# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1872

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37424 "2015-09-02T21:22:13Z")

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A Food or Drink You Wish Fast Food Chains Had

1. Chocolate egg creams
2. pizza, by the slice, at a drive-through
3. Beer
4. Tamales
5. Pho (If I started a chain, I would call it the Pho King.)
6. Breakfast all day
7. Eggnog shakes year-round
8. Drive thru Chinese

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37425 "2015-09-02T21:44:55Z")

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A Food or Drink You Wish Fast Food Chains Had

1. Chocolate egg creams
2. pizza, by the slice, at a drive-through
3. Beer
4. Tamales
5. Pho (If I started a chain, I would call it the Pho King.)
6. Breakfast all day
7. Eggnog shakes year-round
8. Drive thru Chinese
9. Apple dumplings

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37426 "2015-09-02T22:07:04Z")

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A Food or Drink You Wish Fast Food Chains Had

1. Chocolate egg creams
2. pizza, by the slice, at a drive-through
3. Beer
4. Tamales
5. Pho (If I started a chain, I would call it the Pho King.)
6. Breakfast all day
7. Eggnog shakes year-round
8. Drive thru Chinese
9. Apple dumplings
10. Lamb gyros

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [September 2, 2015, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37427 "2015-09-02T22:14:43Z")

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> [@Ponch8](#):
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> 1. Pho (If I started a chain, I would call it the Pho King.)

You’re a little late for that. 🙂

[https://www.google.com/search?q=pho+king&safe=strict&espv=2&biw=1440&bih=767&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ\_AUoAmoVChMIhO72sa7ZxwIVCz2SCh2T5gUk](https://www.google.com/search?q=pho+king&safe=strict&espv=2&biw=1440&bih=767&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0CAcQ_AUoAmoVChMIhO72sa7ZxwIVCz2SCh2T5gUk)

Pho King Way (there was one of these in my city, but it closed so now there is no Pho King Way)  
Pho King Good  
Pho King Delicious  
I \<3 Pho King 😃  
Phan Pho King Tastic

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37428 "2015-09-03T03:54:25Z")

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A Food or Drink You Wish Fast Food Chains Had

1. Chocolate egg creams
2. pizza, by the slice, at a drive-through
3. Beer
4. Tamales
5. Pho (If I started a chain, I would call it the Pho King.)
6. Breakfast all day
7. Eggnog shakes year-round
8. Drive thru Chinese
9. Apple dumplings
10. Lamb gyros
11. McPheasant Under Glass

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 11:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37429 "2015-09-03T11:26:03Z")

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A Food or Drink You Wish Fast Food Chains Had

1. Chocolate egg creams
2. pizza, by the slice, at a drive-through
3. Beer
4. Tamales
5. Pho (If I started a chain, I would call it the Pho King.)
6. Breakfast all day
7. Eggnog shakes year-round
8. Drive thru Chinese
9. Apple dumplings
10. Lamb gyros
11. McPheasant Under Glass
12. Scooby Snacks

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37430 "2015-09-03T13:27:47Z")

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A Food or Drink You Wish Fast Food Chains Had

1. Chocolate egg creams
2. pizza, by the slice, at a drive-through
3. Beer
4. Tamales
5. Pho (If I started a chain, I would call it the Pho King.)
6. Breakfast all day
7. Eggnog shakes year-round
8. Drive thru Chinese
9. Apple dumplings
10. Lamb gyros
11. McPheasant Under Glass
12. Scooby Snacks
13. Pan-Galactic Gargle Blasters

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Bond Girls that Ian Fleming never got around to writing about

1. Alotta Fagina

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 1:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37431 "2015-09-03T13:33:34Z")

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Bond Girls that Ian Fleming never got around to writing about

1. Alotta Fagina
2. Bond. Jane Bond

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37432 "2015-09-03T13:44:06Z")

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Bond Girls that Ian Fleming never got around to writing about

1. Alotta Fagina
2. Bond. Jane Bond
3. Ivana Humpalot

[Sorry, got to include the Alotta Fagina [link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=i90eE9Ff3fI), since it’s hilarious]

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37433 "2015-09-03T13:45:49Z")

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Bond Girls that Ian Fleming never got around to writing about

1. Alotta Fagina
2. Bond. Jane Bond
3. Ivana Humpalot
4. Mascha Lagnia  
ETA: [maschalagnia](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Armpit_fetishism)

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37434 "2015-09-03T14:04:44Z")

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Bond Girls that Ian Fleming never got around to writing about

1. Alotta Fagina
2. Bond. Jane Bond
3. Ivana Humpalot
4. Mascha Lagnia
5. Chlamydia Jones

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37435 "2015-09-03T14:07:35Z")

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Bond Girls that Ian Fleming never got around to writing about

1. Alotta Fagina
2. Bond. Jane Bond
3. Ivana Humpalot
4. Mascha Lagnia
5. Chlamydia Jones
6. Amanda Huggenkiss

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37436 "2015-09-03T14:11:56Z")

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Bond Girls that Ian Fleming never got around to writing about

1. Alotta Fagina
2. Bond. Jane Bond
3. Ivana Humpalot
4. Mascha Lagnia
5. Chlamydia Jones
6. Amanda Huggenkiss
7. Sweetie Bendova

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 2:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37437 "2015-09-03T14:20:18Z")

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Bond Girls that Ian Fleming never got around to writing about

1. Alotta Fagina
2. Bond. Jane Bond
3. Ivana Humpalot
4. Mascha Lagnia
5. Chlamydia Jones
6. Amanda Huggenkiss
7. Sweetie Bendova
8. Hawaiian agent Kamana Wannaleia

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37438 "2015-09-03T14:25:05Z")

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Bond Girls that Ian Fleming never got around to writing about

1. Alotta Fagina
2. Bond. Jane Bond
3. Ivana Humpalot
4. Mascha Lagnia
5. Chlamydia Jones
6. Amanda Huggenkiss
7. Sweetie Bendova
8. Hawaiian agent Kamana Wannaleia
9. Ivana Sukuoff

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37439 "2015-09-03T14:27:31Z")

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Bond Girls that Ian Fleming never got around to writing about

1. Alotta Fagina
2. Bond. Jane Bond
3. Ivana Humpalot
4. Mascha Lagnia
5. Chlamydia Jones
6. Amanda Huggenkiss
7. Sweetie Bendova
8. Hawaiian agent Kamana Wannaleia
9. Ivana Sukuoff
10. Sharon Peters

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37440 "2015-09-03T15:08:29Z")

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Bond Girls that Ian Fleming never got around to writing about

1. Alotta Fagina
2. Bond. Jane Bond
3. Ivana Humpalot
4. Mascha Lagnia
5. Chlamydia Jones
6. Amanda Huggenkiss
7. Sweetie Bendova
8. Hawaiian agent Kamana Wannaleia
9. Ivana Sukuoff
10. Sharon Peters
11. Andrea Dworkin

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37441 "2015-09-03T15:12:10Z")

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Bond Girls that Ian Fleming never got around to writing about

1. Alotta Fagina
2. Bond. Jane Bond
3. Ivana Humpalot
4. Mascha Lagnia
5. Chlamydia Jones
6. Amanda Huggenkiss
7. Sweetie Bendova
8. Hawaiian agent Kamana Wannaleia
9. Ivana Sukuoff
10. Sharon Peters
11. Andrea Dworkin
12. Gaol Bayte

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37442 "2015-09-03T16:23:33Z")

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Bond Girls that Ian Fleming never got around to writing about

1. Alotta Fagina

2. Bond. Jane Bond

3. Ivana Humpalot

4. Mascha Lagnia

5. Chlamydia Jones

6. Amanda Huggenkiss

7. Sweetie Bendova

8. Hawaiian agent Kamana Wannaleia

9. Ivana Sukuoff

10. Sharon Peters

11. Andrea Dworkin

12. Gaol Bayte

13. Irish agent Nymph O’Maniac  
New topic: Items at Every Tourist Trap Gift Shop

14. Snow globe

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [September 3, 2015, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37443 "2015-09-03T16:26:40Z")

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Items at Every Tourist Trap Gift Shop

1. Snow globe
2. Tacky T-Shirts

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