# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1887

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37724 "2015-09-16T13:36:57Z")

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Crimes committed by the 9/11 hijackers:

1. Murder
2. Airplane theft
3. Kidnapping
4. Arson

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 1:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37725 "2015-09-16T13:44:14Z")

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Crimes committed by the 9/11 hijackers:

1. Murder
2. Airplane theft
3. Kidnapping
4. Arson
5. Assault and Battery

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37726 "2015-09-16T13:56:37Z")

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Crimes committed by the 9/11 hijackers:

1. Murder
2. Airplane theft
3. Kidnapping
4. Arson
5. Assault and Battery
6. Conspiracy

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37727 "2015-09-16T14:19:50Z")

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Crimes committed by the 9/11 hijackers:

1. Murder
2. Airplane theft
3. Kidnapping
4. Arson
5. Assault and Battery
6. Conspiracy
7. Carrying of a concealed weapon (with intent)

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37728 "2015-09-16T14:36:27Z")

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Crimes committed by the 9/11 hijackers:

1. Murder
2. Airplane theft
3. Kidnapping
4. Arson
5. Assault and Battery
6. Conspiracy
7. Carrying of a concealed weapon (with intent)
8. Littering

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37729 "2015-09-16T14:41:10Z")

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Crimes committed by the 9/11 hijackers:

1. Murder
2. Airplane theft
3. Kidnapping
4. Arson
5. Assault and Battery
6. Conspiracy
7. Carrying of a concealed weapon (with intent)
8. Littering
9. Illegal parking

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37730 "2015-09-16T15:14:49Z")

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Crimes committed by the 9/11 hijackers:

1. Murder
2. Airplane theft
3. Kidnapping
4. Arson
5. Assault and Battery
6. Conspiracy
7. Carrying of a concealed weapon (with intent)
8. Littering
9. Illegal parking
10. Entering an airplane cockpit without authorization

I’m assuming #8 and 9 are jokes. Don’t remember reading about that.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37731 "2015-09-16T16:07:33Z")

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[Surely it must be illegal to park a plane inside a building.]

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**Author:** ![It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/it_s_not_rocket_surgery/32/312_2.png) [@It\_s\_Not\_Rocket\_Surgery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/It_s_Not_Rocket_Surgery)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37732 "2015-09-16T16:12:23Z")

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1. Murder
2. Airplane theft
3. Kidnapping
4. Arson
5. Assault and Battery
6. Conspiracy
7. Carrying of a concealed weapon (with intent)
8. Littering
9. Illegal parking
10. Entering an airplane cockpit without authorization
11. Malicious destruction of property

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**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37733 "2015-09-16T16:29:59Z")

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Crimes committed by the 9/11 hijackers:

1. Murder
2. Airplane theft
3. Kidnapping
4. Arson
5. Assault and Battery
6. Conspiracy
7. Carrying of a concealed weapon (with intent)
8. Littering
9. Illegal parking
10. Entering an airplane cockpit without authorization
11. Malicious destruction of property
12. Trespassing (The Pentagon hijackers, specifically)

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37734 "2015-09-16T17:10:21Z")

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Crimes committed by the 9/11 hijackers:

1. Murder
2. Airplane theft
3. Kidnapping
4. Arson
5. Assault and Battery
6. Conspiracy
7. Carrying of a concealed weapon (with intent)
8. Littering
9. Illegal parking
10. Entering an airplane cockpit without authorization
11. Malicious destruction of property
12. Trespassing (The Pentagon hijackers, specifically)
13. Hijacking

Next:

Name an exercise or frozen treat.

1. Push up

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37735 "2015-09-16T17:22:16Z")

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Name an exercise or frozen treat.

1. Push up
2. Ice cream sandwich

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**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37736 "2015-09-16T19:34:24Z")

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Name an exercise or frozen treat.

1. Push up
2. Ice cream sandwich
3. Banana Split - the dessert

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37737 "2015-09-16T19:37:52Z")

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Name an exercise or frozen treat.

1. Push up
2. Ice cream sandwich
3. Banana Split - the dessert
4. Parfait. Ain’t NOBODY doesn’t like parfait!

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37738 "2015-09-16T19:40:16Z")

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Name an exercise or frozen treat.

1. Push up
2. Ice cream sandwich
3. Banana Split - the dessert
4. Parfait. Ain’t NOBODY doesn’t like parfait!
5. Jade Helm

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37739 "2015-09-16T20:11:41Z")

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Name an exercise or frozen treat.

1. Push up
2. Ice cream sandwich
3. Banana Split - the dessert
4. Parfait. Ain’t NOBODY doesn’t like parfait!
5. Jade Helm
6. Jumping Jacks

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37740 "2015-09-16T20:14:41Z")

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Name an exercise or frozen treat.

1. Push up
2. Ice cream sandwich
3. Banana Split - the dessert
4. Parfait. Ain’t NOBODY doesn’t like parfait!
5. Jade Helm
6. Jumping Jacks
7. kegels

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37741 "2015-09-16T20:20:35Z")

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Name an exercise or frozen treat.

1. Push up
2. Ice cream sandwich
3. Banana Split - the dessert
4. Parfait. Ain’t NOBODY doesn’t like parfait!
5. Jade Helm
6. Jumping Jacks
7. kegels
8. Cycling

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37742 "2015-09-16T20:29:00Z")

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Name an exercise or frozen treat.

1. Push up
2. Ice cream sandwich
3. Banana Split - the dessert
4. Parfait. Ain’t NOBODY doesn’t like parfait!
5. Jade Helm
6. Jumping Jacks
7. kegels
8. Cycling
9. Eskimo Pie

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 8:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37743 "2015-09-16T20:33:27Z")

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Name an exercise or frozen treat.

1. Push up
2. Ice cream sandwich
3. Banana Split - the dessert
4. Parfait. Ain’t NOBODY doesn’t like parfait!
5. Jade Helm
6. Jumping Jacks
7. kegels
8. Cycling
9. Eskimo Pie
10. Chin-ups

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