# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1888

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37744 "2015-09-16T20:40:30Z")

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Name an exercise or frozen treat.

1. Push up
2. Ice cream sandwich
3. Banana Split - the dessert
4. Parfait. Ain’t NOBODY doesn’t like parfait!
5. Jade Helm
6. Jumping Jacks
7. kegels
8. Cycling
9. Eskimo Pie
10. Chin-ups
11. Pudding Pops

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37745 "2015-09-16T20:41:51Z")

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Name an exercise or frozen treat.

1. Push up
2. Ice cream sandwich
3. Banana Split - the dessert
4. Parfait. Ain’t NOBODY doesn’t like parfait!
5. Jade Helm
6. Jumping Jacks
7. kegels
8. Cycling
9. Eskimo Pie
10. Chin-ups
11. Pudding Pops
12. Going for a long walk

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37746 "2015-09-16T21:01:58Z")

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Name an exercise or frozen treat.

1. Push up
2. Ice cream sandwich
3. Banana Split - the dessert
4. Parfait. Ain’t NOBODY doesn’t like parfait!
5. Jade Helm
6. Jumping Jacks
7. kegels
8. Cycling
9. Eskimo Pie
10. Chin-ups
11. Pudding Pops
12. Going for a long walk
13. Fudgesicle

Whatever should we name the band?

1. Slurpeehead

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37747 "2015-09-16T21:03:23Z")

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Whatever should we name the band?

1. Slurpeehead
2. The Hosana Banana Kwistian Kwire

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37748 "2015-09-16T21:05:03Z")

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Whatever should we name the band?

1. Slurpeehead
2. The Hosana Banana Kwistian Kwire
3. The Scientifically Demonstrated Marching Band

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 9:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37749 "2015-09-16T21:28:14Z")

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Whatever should we name the band?

1. Slurpeehead
2. The Hosana Banana Kwistian Kwire
3. The Scientifically Demonstrated Marching Band
4. The Double Entendres

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37750 "2015-09-16T21:41:09Z")

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Whatever should we name the band?

1. Slurpeehead
2. The Hosana Banana Kwistian Kwire
3. The Scientifically Demonstrated Marching Band
4. The Double Entendres
5. Pink Bunny Entrails

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37751 "2015-09-16T21:59:08Z")

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Whatever should we name the band?

1. Slurpeehead
2. The Hosana Banana Kwistian Kwire
3. The Scientifically Demonstrated Marching Band
4. The Double Entendres
5. Pink Bunny Entrails
6. Venue Closed For Remodeling

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37752 "2015-09-16T22:07:28Z")

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Whatever should we name the band?

1. Slurpeehead
2. The Hosana Banana Kwistian Kwire
3. The Scientifically Demonstrated Marching Band
4. The Double Entendres
5. Pink Bunny Entrails
6. Venue Closed For Remodeling
7. Steampunk Roadhead

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**Author:** ![Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/439d5e/32.png) [@Some\_Call\_Me.Tim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Some_Call_Me.Tim)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37753 "2015-09-16T22:16:01Z")

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Whatever should we name the band?

1. Slurpeehead
2. The Hosana Banana Kwistian Kwire
3. The Scientifically Demonstrated Marching Band
4. The Double Entendres
5. Pink Bunny Entrails
6. Venue Closed For Remodeling
7. Steampunk Roadhead
8. Poached salmon in a white wine sauce

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**Author:** ![SCAdian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scadian/32/3292_2.png) [@SCAdian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SCAdian)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37754 "2015-09-16T23:00:36Z")

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Whatever should we name the band?

1. Slurpeehead
2. The Hosana Banana Kwistian Kwire
3. The Scientifically Demonstrated Marching Band
4. The Double Entendres
5. Pink Bunny Entrails
6. Venue Closed For Remodeling
7. Steampunk Roadhead
8. Poached salmon in a white wine sauce
9. The Raging Wombats

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2015, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37755 "2015-09-16T23:34:13Z")

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Whatever should we name the band?

1. Slurpeehead
2. The Hosana Banana Kwistian Kwire
3. The Scientifically Demonstrated Marching Band
4. The Double Entendres
5. Pink Bunny Entrails
6. Venue Closed For Remodeling
7. Steampunk Roadhead
8. Poached salmon in a white wine sauce
9. The Raging Wombats
10. Message Bored

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37756 "2015-09-17T00:34:36Z")

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Whatever should we name the band?

1. Slurpeehead
2. The Hosana Banana Kwistian Kwire
3. The Scientifically Demonstrated Marching Band
4. The Double Entendres
5. Pink Bunny Entrails
6. Venue Closed For Remodeling
7. Steampunk Roadhead
8. Poached salmon in a white wine sauce
9. The Raging Wombats
10. Message Bored
11. Sith Lords of Rhythm

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37757 "2015-09-17T00:39:35Z")

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Whatever should we name the band?

1. Slurpeehead
2. The Hosana Banana Kwistian Kwire
3. The Scientifically Demonstrated Marching Band
4. The Double Entendres
5. Pink Bunny Entrails
6. Venue Closed For Remodeling
7. Steampunk Roadhead
8. Poached salmon in a white wine sauce
9. The Raging Wombats
10. Message Bored
11. Sith Lords of Rhythm
12. The Inexperienced Experience

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37758 "2015-09-17T01:28:29Z")

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Whatever should we name the band?

1. Slurpeehead
2. The Hosana Banana Kwistian Kwire
3. The Scientifically Demonstrated Marching Band
4. The Double Entendres
5. Pink Bunny Entrails
6. Venue Closed For Remodeling
7. Steampunk Roadhead
8. Poached salmon in a white wine sauce
9. The Raging Wombats
10. Message Bored
11. Sith Lords of Rhythm
12. The Inexperienced Experience
13. Winter is Humming

Movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

1. Dancing With the Vaguely Familiar Media Personalities

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37759 "2015-09-17T02:08:17Z")

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Movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

1. Dancing With the Vaguely Familiar Media Personalities
2. Unrealistically Attractive Professionals Dealing With Improbably Dramatic Situations

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 2:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37760 "2015-09-17T02:17:33Z")

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Movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

1. Dancing With the Vaguely Familiar Media Personalities
2. Unrealistically Attractive Professionals Dealing With Improbably Dramatic Situations
3. Hackneyed plots with Laugh Track Comedy #21B

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37761 "2015-09-17T02:40:20Z")

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Movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

1. Dancing With the Vaguely Familiar Media Personalities
2. Unrealistically Attractive Professionals Dealing With Improbably Dramatic Situations
3. Hackneyed plots with Laugh Track Comedy #21B
4. Sociopathicly Dysfunctional Family Airs Their Dirty Laundry For The Amusement Of The Couch Potatos of America

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37762 "2015-09-17T02:50:58Z")

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Movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

1. Dancing With the Vaguely Familiar Media Personalities
2. Unrealistically Attractive Professionals Dealing With Improbably Dramatic Situations
3. Hackneyed plots with Laugh Track Comedy #21B
4. Sociopathicly Dysfunctional Family Airs Their Dirty Laundry For The Amusement Of The Couch Potatos of America
5. The View According To A Couple Of Spectacularly Out Of Touch Wealthy Bitches

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37763 "2015-09-17T03:04:43Z")

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Movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

1. Dancing With the Vaguely Familiar Media Personalities
2. Unrealistically Attractive Professionals Dealing With Improbably Dramatic Situations
3. Hackneyed plots with Laugh Track Comedy #21B
4. Sociopathicly Dysfunctional Family Airs Their Dirty Laundry For The Amusement Of The Couch Potatos of America
5. The View According To A Couple Of Spectacularly Out Of Touch Wealthy Bitches
6. The Talk Show Host hypes the latest Movie/Album/Book as the Greatest Ever

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