# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37784 "2015-09-17T17:37:24Z")

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More movie and TV show titles if they were a lot more honest

1. Of all the people in Seattle, the only people you’re going to sleep with are your coworkers in this one freaking hospital? Seriously?
2. Vampires, ghosts, and other beasties are real, accepted as commonplace, and totally up to date with style trends and pop culture.
3. I know “History” implies a long time, but all this old Hitler footage is free to use, so that’s what you’re getting.
4. Crime lab technicians running around shooting people, interrogating people, and doing all kinds of other cool stuff no real crime lab tech would ever actually do
5. Naked People doing otherwise ordinary things
6. Jailbirds and Jailbait
7. Wish Fulfillment Fantasy For Everyone Who Wishes They Were So Goddamned Good At Their Job That They Could Treat Everyone Like Shit Without Repercussion, M.D.
8. Junk you wouldn’t look at twice in a store but will actually consider buying after you listen to this thirty minute commercial
9. Watch Us Take This Poor, Dysfunctional, Unpopular Family, Film Them Acting Horribly, Drinking, and Fighting and Make The Rich And Famous! (Until The Show Is Cancelled, then They Go Right Back to Where They Started!)
10. Liberal comedians cracking up liberal audiences with videotapes artfully doctored to make prominent conservatives look goofy.
11. Over 2 hours of poorly developed plot, shoehorned love interest, and overblown CGI effects.
12. Camera crew follows civil servants around all day, tries to make their lives seem exciting.
13. The 4-1/2-hour-each-way drive from NCIS headquarters to Norfolk that we do at least twice daily Show. (featuring Abby)

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37785 "2015-09-17T18:59:35Z")

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New Topic: Popular Musical Groups Spelled Correctly

1. Deaf Leopard

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**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37786 "2015-09-17T19:39:03Z")

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New Topic: Popular Musical Groups Spelled Correctly

1. Deaf Leopard
2. Lead Zeppelin

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37787 "2015-09-17T20:04:17Z")

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Popular Musical Groups Spelled Correctly

1. Deaf Leopard
2. Lead Zeppelin
3. The Birds

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37788 "2015-09-17T20:06:17Z")

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Popular Musical Groups Spelled Correctly

1. Deaf Leopard
2. Lead Zeppelin
3. The Birds
4. The Beetles

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37789 "2015-09-17T20:13:00Z")

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Popular Musical Groups Spelled Correctly

1. Deaf Leopard
2. Lead Zeppelin
3. The Birds
4. The Beetles
5. Spinal Tap

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37790 "2015-09-17T20:14:57Z")

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Popular Musical Groups Spelled Correctly

1. Deaf Leopard
2. Lead Zeppelin
3. The Birds
4. The Beetles
5. Spinal Tap
6. You Too

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37791 "2015-09-17T20:18:36Z")

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Popular Musical Groups Spelled Correctly

1. Deaf Leopard
2. Lead Zeppelin
3. The Birds
4. The Beetles
5. Spinal Tap
6. You Too
7. In Excess

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37792 "2015-09-17T20:18:49Z")

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Popular Musical Groups Spelled Correctly

1. Deaf Leopard
2. Lead Zeppelin
3. The Birds
4. The Beetles
5. Spinal Tap
6. You Too
7. In Excess
8. Corn

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37793 "2015-09-17T20:24:07Z")

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Popular Musical Groups Spelled Correctly

1. Deaf Leopard
2. Lead Zeppelin
3. The Birds
4. The Beetles
5. Spinal Tap
6. You Too
7. In Excess
8. Corn
9. Fish

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37794 "2015-09-17T20:41:43Z")

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Popular Musical Groups Spelled Correctly

1. Deaf Leopard
2. Lead Zeppelin
3. The Birds
4. The Beetles
5. Spinal Tap
6. You Too
7. In Excess
8. Corn
9. Fish
10. Split Ends

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37795 "2015-09-17T21:07:46Z")

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Popular Musical Groups Spelled Correctly

1. Deaf Leopard
2. Lead Zeppelin
3. The Birds
4. The Beetles
5. Spinal Tap
6. You Too
7. In Excess
8. Corn
9. Fish
10. Split Ends
11. Rat

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37796 "2015-09-17T21:15:17Z")

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1. Deaf Leopard
2. Lead Zeppelin
3. The Birds
4. The Beetles
5. Spinal Tap
6. You Too
7. In Excess
8. Corn
9. Fish
10. Split Ends
11. Rat
12. Queen’s Reich

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37797 "2015-09-17T21:33:52Z")

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Popular music groups spelled correctly

1. Deaf Leopard
2. Lead Zeppelin
3. The Birds
4. The Beetles
5. Spinal Tap
6. You Too
7. In Excess
8. Corn
9. Fish
10. Split Ends
11. Rat
12. Queen’s Reich
13. The Monkeys

[kudos for Spinal Tap]

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Innocent things that an adult you live/have lived with do that have annoyed you often enough to “mention” it to him/her

1. Talking to me from another room while I’m doing the dishes and I can’t make out what she’s saying.

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37798 "2015-09-17T21:56:52Z")

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Innocent things that an adult you live/have lived with do that have annoyed you often enough to “mention” it to him/her

1. Talking to me from another room while I’m doing the dishes and I can’t make out what she’s saying.
2. Folding my clean shirts like something on the shelf at Old Navy. Bugged me so much I just started doing all our laundry.

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37799 "2015-09-17T22:22:47Z")

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> [@OneCentStamp](#):
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> Innocent things that an adult you live/have lived with do that have annoyed you often enough to “mention” it to him/her
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> 1. Talking to me from another room while I’m doing the dishes and I can’t make out what she’s saying.
> 2. Folding my clean shirts like something on the shelf at Old Navy. Bugged me so much I just started doing all our laundry.

:2 Why does this annoy you? (At the risk of group therapy…)

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2015, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37800 "2015-09-17T22:39:03Z")

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It’s irrational. I just don’t like the way they stack in the drawer or on the shelf when they’re folded that way. 🙂

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37801 "2015-09-18T00:22:55Z")

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Innocent things that an adult you live/have lived with do that have annoyed you often enough to “mention” it to him/her

1. Talking to me from another room while I’m doing the dishes and I can’t make out what she’s saying.
2. Folding my clean shirts like something on the shelf at Old Navy. Bugged me so much I just started doing all our laundry.
3. Whenever we’re out driving (her car) and we hit a minor bump or pothole, she gives out a sound of disgust/dismay as if her car was personally injured. It drives (ha-ha) me BUGFUCK!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37802 "2015-09-18T00:52:38Z")

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Innocent things that an adult you live/have lived with do that have annoyed you often enough to “mention” it to him/her

1. Talking to me from another room while I’m doing the dishes and I can’t make out what she’s saying.
2. Folding my clean shirts like something on the shelf at Old Navy. Bugged me so much I just started doing all our laundry.
3. Whenever we’re out driving (her car) and we hit a minor bump or pothole, she gives out a sound of disgust/dismay as if her car was personally injured. It drives (ha-ha) me BUGFUCK!
4. If she’s on the phone the rest of the world ceases to exist.

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [September 18, 2015, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37803 "2015-09-18T02:53:36Z")

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Innocent things that an adult you live/have lived with do that have annoyed you often enough to “mention” it to him/her

1. Talking to me from another room while I’m doing the dishes and I can’t make out what she’s saying.
2. Folding my clean shirts like something on the shelf at Old Navy. Bugged me so much I just started doing all our laundry.
3. Whenever we’re out driving (her car) and we hit a minor bump or pothole, she gives out a sound of disgust/dismay as if her car was personally injured. It drives (ha-ha) me BUGFUCK!
4. If she’s on the phone the rest of the world ceases to exist.
5. Running the dishwasher when we were out of any _one_ clean item. (It’s ¾ empty but there are no clean spoons? Gotta run it instead of handwashing 2 or 3 spoons.)

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