# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1893

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37844 "2015-09-22T22:02:28Z")

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More Bad Ideas for Super Hero Franchises

1. Squid Man
2. Captain Disappointment
3. The Blue Anteater
4. The Caped Crabcake
5. Glaucoma Boy
6. The Flatulent Avenger
7. Grammar Cop

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37845 "2015-09-22T22:16:18Z")

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More Bad Ideas for Super Hero Franchises

1. Squid Man
2. Captain Disappointment
3. The Blue Anteater
4. The Caped Crabcake
5. Glaucoma Boy
6. The Flatulent Avenger
7. Grammar Cop
8. Turtle Woman

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37846 "2015-09-22T22:19:25Z")

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More Bad Ideas for Super Hero Franchises

1. Squid Man
2. Captain Disappointment
3. The Blue Anteater
4. The Caped Crabcake
5. Glaucoma Boy
6. The Flatulent Avenger
7. Grammar Cop
8. Turtle Woman
9. Diarrhea Man and Bad-breath Boy

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37847 "2015-09-22T22:59:54Z")

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More Bad Ideas for Super Hero Franchises

1. Squid Man
2. Captain Disappointment
3. The Blue Anteater
4. The Caped Crabcake
5. Glaucoma Boy
6. The Flatulent Avenger
7. Grammar Cop
8. Turtle Woman
9. Diarrhea Man and Bad-breath Boy
10. Captain Can-Can

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37848 "2015-09-22T23:22:07Z")

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More Bad Ideas for Super Hero Franchises

1. Squid Man
2. Captain Disappointment
3. The Blue Anteater
4. The Caped Crabcake
5. Glaucoma Boy
6. The Flatulent Avenger
7. Grammar Cop
8. Turtle Woman
9. Diarrhea Man and Bad-breath Boy
10. Captain Can-Can
11. Mr. Accountant (or, if you prefer, Mr. Accountant!)

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**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37849 "2015-09-22T23:25:03Z")

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More Bad Ideas for Super Hero Franchises

1. Squid Man
2. Captain Disappointment
3. The Blue Anteater
4. The Caped Crabcake
5. Glaucoma Boy
6. The Flatulent Avenger
7. Grammar Cop
8. Turtle Woman
9. Diarrhea Man and Bad-breath Boy
10. Captain Can-Can
11. Mr. Accountant (or, if you prefer, Mr. Accountant!)
12. Captain Red Tape

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 11:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37850 "2015-09-22T23:51:11Z")

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More Bad Ideas for Super Hero Franchises

1. Squid Man
2. Captain Disappointment
3. The Blue Anteater
4. The Caped Crabcake
5. Glaucoma Boy
6. The Flatulent Avenger
7. Grammar Cop
8. Turtle Woman
9. Diarrhea Man and Bad-breath Boy
10. Captain Can-Can
11. Mr. Accountant (or, if you prefer, Mr. Accountant!)
12. Captain Red Tape
13. Stick Insect-Man

New, inspired by a Cafe Society thread:

Paul Newman Characters

1. Fast Eddie Felsen

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2015, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37851 "2015-09-22T23:58:03Z")

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Paul Newman Characters

1. Fast Eddie Felsen
2. Henry Gondorff

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37852 "2015-09-23T00:02:44Z")

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Paul Newman Characters

1. Fast Eddie Felsen
2. Henry Gondorff
3. Michael Gallagher

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 12:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37853 "2015-09-23T00:05:29Z")

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Paul Newman Characters

1. Fast Eddie Felsen
2. Henry Gondorff
3. Michael Gallagher
4. Doc Hudson Hornet

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37854 "2015-09-23T00:06:48Z")

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Paul Newman Characters

1. Fast Eddie Felsen
2. Henry Gondorff
3. Michael Gallagher
4. Doc Hudson Hornet
5. Hud Bannon

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37855 "2015-09-23T00:19:51Z")

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Paul Newman Characters

1. Fast Eddie Felsen
2. Henry Gondorff
3. Michael Gallagher
4. Doc Hudson Hornet
5. Hud Bannon
6. Frank Galvin

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37856 "2015-09-23T00:26:37Z")

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Paul Newman Characters

1. Fast Eddie Felsen
2. Henry Gondorff
3. Michael Gallagher
4. Doc Hudson Hornet
5. Hud Bannon
6. Frank Galvin
7. John Rooney

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37857 "2015-09-23T00:53:51Z")

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Paul Newman Characters

1. Fast Eddie Felsen
2. Henry Gondorff
3. Michael Gallagher
4. Doc Hudson Hornet
5. Hud Bannon
6. Frank Galvin
7. John Rooney
8. “Cool Hand” Luke

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37858 "2015-09-23T01:11:54Z")

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Paul Newman Characters

1. Fast Eddie Felsen
2. Henry Gondorff
3. Michael Gallagher
4. Doc Hudson Hornet
5. Hud Bannon
6. Frank Galvin
7. John Rooney
8. “Cool Hand” Luke
9. Butch Cassidy

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37859 "2015-09-23T01:17:00Z")

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Paul Newman Characters

1. Fast Eddie Felsen
2. Henry Gondorff
3. Michael Gallagher
4. Doc Hudson Hornet
5. Hud Bannon
6. Frank Galvin
7. John Rooney
8. “Cool Hand” Luke
9. Butch Cassidy
10. Reg Dunlop

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37860 "2015-09-23T01:20:23Z")

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Paul Newman Characters

1. Fast Eddie Felsen
2. Henry Gondorff
3. Michael Gallagher
4. Doc Hudson Hornet
5. Hud Bannon
6. Frank Galvin
7. John Rooney
8. “Cool Hand” Luke
9. Butch Cassidy
10. Reg Dunlop
11. Doug Roberts (Towering Inferno)

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37861 "2015-09-23T02:05:50Z")

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Paul Newman Characters

1. Fast Eddie Felsen
2. Henry Gondorff
3. Michael Gallagher
4. Doc Hudson Hornet
5. Hud Bannon
6. Frank Galvin
7. John Rooney
8. “Cool Hand” Luke
9. Butch Cassidy
10. Reg Dunlop
11. Doug Roberts (Towering Inferno)
12. Rocky Graziano

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**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37862 "2015-09-23T02:37:53Z")

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Paul Newman Characters

1. Fast Eddie Felsen

2. Henry Gondorff

3. Michael Gallagher

4. Doc Hudson Hornet

5. Hud Bannon

6. Frank Galvin

7. John Rooney

8. “Cool Hand” Luke

9. Butch Cassidy

10. Reg Dunlop

11. Doug Roberts (Towering Inferno)

12. Rocky Graziano

13. Hank Anderson (When Time Ran Out…)  
Next: Robert Redford characters

14. Roy Hobbs

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [September 23, 2015, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/37863 "2015-09-23T02:39:04Z")

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Next: Robert Redford characters

1. Roy Hobbs
2. Jeremiah Johnson

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