# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1914

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38264 "2015-10-03T01:15:49Z")

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Product placement you probably will not see on PROJECT RUNWAY:

1. The Chick-fil-A Gay “Double Wedding Dresses” challenge
2. Derelicte by Mugatu
3. The Volkswagen “Green Design” challenge

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38265 "2015-10-03T02:15:29Z")

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Product placement you probably will not see on PROJECT RUNWAY:

1. The Chick-fil-A Gay “Double Wedding Dresses” challenge
2. Derelicte by Mugatu
3. The Volkswagen “Green Design” challenge
4. Heidi Klum Designer Cheetos

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38266 "2015-10-03T02:59:10Z")

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Product placement you probably will not see on PROJECT RUNWAY:

1. The Chick-fil-A Gay “Double Wedding Dresses” challenge
2. Derelicte by Mugatu
3. The Volkswagen “Green Design” challenge
4. Heidi Klum Designer Cheetos
5. King Louie Bowling Shirts, modeled by real PBA bowlers

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38267 "2015-10-03T03:27:01Z")

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Product placement you probably will not see on PROJECT RUNWAY:

1. The Chick-fil-A Gay “Double Wedding Dresses” challenge
2. Derelicte by Mugatu
3. The Volkswagen “Green Design” challenge
4. Heidi Klum Designer Cheetos
5. King Louie Bowling Shirts, modeled by real PBA bowlers
6. Tide Laundry Day coveralls

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 4:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38268 "2015-10-03T04:39:48Z")

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Product placement you probably will not see on PROJECT RUNWAY:

1. The Chick-fil-A Gay “Double Wedding Dresses” challenge
2. Derelicte by Mugatu
3. The Volkswagen “Green Design” challenge
4. Heidi Klum Designer Cheetos
5. King Louie Bowling Shirts, modeled by real PBA bowlers
6. Tide Laundry Day coveralls
7. Bill Clinton’s blue dress challenge

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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 5:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38269 "2015-10-03T05:00:12Z")

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Product placement you probably will not see on PROJECT RUNWAY:

1. The Chick-fil-A Gay “Double Wedding Dresses” challenge
2. Derelicte by Mugatu
3. The Volkswagen “Green Design” challenge
4. Heidi Klum Designer Cheetos
5. King Louie Bowling Shirts, modeled by real PBA bowlers
6. Tide Laundry Day coveralls
7. Bill Clinton’s blue dress challenge
8. The Walmart Edited-For-Family-Content Challenge

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**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38270 "2015-10-03T05:26:27Z")

</div>

Product placement you probably will not see on PROJECT RUNWAY:

1. The Chick-fil-A Gay “Double Wedding Dresses” challenge
2. Derelicte by Mugatu
3. The Volkswagen “Green Design” challenge
4. Heidi Klum Designer Cheetos
5. King Louie Bowling Shirts, modeled by real PBA bowlers
6. Tide Laundry Day coveralls
7. Bill Clinton’s blue dress challenge
8. The Walmart Edited-For-Family-Content Challenge
9. Krispy Kreme batter unconventional material challenge

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38271 "2015-10-03T13:34:23Z")

</div>

Product placement you probably will not see on PROJECT RUNWAY:

1. The Chick-fil-A Gay “Double Wedding Dresses” challenge
2. Derelicte by Mugatu
3. The Volkswagen “Green Design” challenge
4. Heidi Klum Designer Cheetos
5. King Louie Bowling Shirts, modeled by real PBA bowlers
6. Tide Laundry Day coveralls
7. Bill Clinton’s blue dress challenge
8. The Walmart Edited-For-Family-Content Challenge
9. Krispy Kreme batter unconventional material challenge
10. The Rodney Dangerfield “Regular Guy” Look

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 3, 2015, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38272 "2015-10-03T19:44:55Z")

</div>

Product placement you probably will not see on PROJECT RUNWAY:

1. The Chick-fil-A Gay “Double Wedding Dresses” challenge
2. Derelicte by Mugatu
3. The Volkswagen “Green Design” challenge
4. Heidi Klum Designer Cheetos
5. King Louie Bowling Shirts, modeled by real PBA bowlers
6. Tide Laundry Day coveralls
7. Bill Clinton’s blue dress challenge
8. The Walmart Edited-For-Family-Content Challenge
9. Krispy Kreme batter unconventional material challenge
10. The Rodney Dangerfield “Regular Guy” Look
11. Gilbert Godfrey contact lenses

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38273 "2015-10-04T01:35:31Z")

</div>

Product placement you probably will not see on PROJECT RUNWAY:

1. The Chick-fil-A Gay “Double Wedding Dresses” challenge
2. Derelicte by Mugatu
3. The Volkswagen “Green Design” challenge
4. Heidi Klum Designer Cheetos
5. King Louie Bowling Shirts, modeled by real PBA bowlers
6. Tide Laundry Day coveralls
7. Bill Clinton’s blue dress challenge
8. The Walmart Edited-For-Family-Content Challenge
9. Krispy Kreme batter unconventional material challenge
10. The Rodney Dangerfield “Regular Guy” Look
11. Gilbert Godfrey contact lenses
12. The Roseanne Barr thong bikini line

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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38274 "2015-10-04T19:16:42Z")

</div>

Product placement you probably will not see on PROJECT RUNWAY:

1. The Chick-fil-A Gay “Double Wedding Dresses” challenge
2. Derelicte by Mugatu
3. The Volkswagen “Green Design” challenge
4. Heidi Klum Designer Cheetos
5. King Louie Bowling Shirts, modeled by real PBA bowlers
6. Tide Laundry Day coveralls
7. Bill Clinton’s blue dress challenge
8. The Walmart Edited-For-Family-Content Challenge
9. Krispy Kreme batter unconventional material challenge
10. The Rodney Dangerfield “Regular Guy” Look
11. Gilbert Godfrey contact lenses
12. The Roseanne Barr thong bikini line
13. Depends Underawareness Parisian Romance line

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Handy Things to Have If You’re Kidnapped by Ants

1. Honey, to bribe or distract them

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38275 "2015-10-04T19:22:03Z")

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Handy Things to Have If You’re Kidnapped by Ants

1. Honey, to bribe or distract them
2. Ant-Man’s phone number.

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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38276 "2015-10-04T19:43:28Z")

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Handy Things to Have If You’re Kidnapped by Ants

1. Honey, to bribe or distract them
2. Ant-Man’s phone number.
3. Icing sugar and baking soda.

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**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38277 "2015-10-04T20:03:24Z")

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Handy Things to Have If You’re Kidnapped by Ants

1. Honey, to bribe or distract them
2. Ant-Man’s phone number.
3. Icing sugar and baking soda.
4. An anteater

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38278 "2015-10-04T20:58:27Z")

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Handy Things to Have If You’re Kidnapped by Ants

1. Honey, to bribe or distract them
2. Ant-Man’s phone number.
3. Icing sugar and baking soda.
4. An anteater
5. a magnifying glass and a sunny day

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38279 "2015-10-04T21:00:16Z")

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Handy Things to Have If You’re Kidnapped by Ants

1. Honey, to bribe or distract them
2. Ant-Man’s phone number.
3. Icing sugar and baking soda.
4. An anteater
5. a magnifying glass and a sunny day
6. Raid

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**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38280 "2015-10-04T22:08:44Z")

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Handy Things to Have If You’re Kidnapped by Ants

1. Honey, to bribe or distract them
2. Ant-Man’s phone number.
3. Icing sugar and baking soda.
4. An anteater
5. a magnifying glass and a sunny day
6. Raid
7. A 1920s-style death ray, set to low power/intensity

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 4, 2015, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38281 "2015-10-04T22:41:25Z")

</div>

Handy Things to Have If You’re Kidnapped by Ants

1. Honey, to bribe or distract them
2. Ant-Man’s phone number.
3. Icing sugar and baking soda.
4. An anteater
5. a magnifying glass and a sunny day
6. Raid
7. A 1920s-style death ray, set to low power/intensity
8. An aardvark

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38282 "2015-10-05T01:00:36Z")

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Handy Things to Have If You’re Kidnapped by Ants

1. Honey, to bribe or distract them
2. Ant-Man’s phone number.
3. Icing sugar and baking soda.
4. An anteater
5. a magnifying glass and a sunny day
6. Raid
7. A 1920s-style death ray, set to low power/intensity
8. An aardvark
9. The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 5, 2015, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38283 "2015-10-05T01:05:53Z")

</div>

Handy Things to Have If You’re Kidnapped by Ants

1. Honey, to bribe or distract them
2. Ant-Man’s phone number.
3. Icing sugar and baking soda.
4. An anteater
5. a magnifying glass and a sunny day
6. Raid
7. A 1920s-style death ray, set to low power/intensity
8. An aardvark
9. The Man from U.N.C.L.E.
10. A million dollars in ant money to pay ransom

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