# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1935
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38684 "2015-10-21T17:17:28Z")
Irritating noises 1. Car alarms 2. Fingernails on a blackboard 3. The bass turned up too loud in the car next to you at the traffic light 4. Baby crying 5. Crinkling plastic 6. Adult whining 7. Roosters crowing 8. Microphone feedback 9. Dog yapping/barking 10. Elevator/on-hold background music 11. An aquarium filter, when the water gets low ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 5:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38685 "2015-10-21T17:34:08Z")
Irritating noises 1. Car alarms 2. Fingernails on a blackboard 3. The bass turned up too loud in the car next to you at the traffic light 4. Baby crying 5. Crinkling plastic 6. Adult whining 7. Roosters crowing 8. Microphone feedback 9. Dog yapping/barking 10. Elevator/on-hold background music 11. An aquarium filter, when the water gets low 12. Tap dripping ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38686 "2015-10-21T17:52:54Z")
Irritating noises 1. Car alarms 2. Fingernails on a blackboard 3. The bass turned up too loud in the car next to you at the traffic light 4. Baby crying 5. Crinkling plastic 6. Adult whining 7. Roosters crowing 8. Microphone feedback 9. Dog yapping/barking 10. Elevator/on-hold background music 11. An aquarium filter, when the water gets low 12. Tap dripping 13. Mosquito buzzing New category: Bond “girls” 1. Pussy Galore ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38687 "2015-10-21T18:55:40Z")
New category: Bond “girls” 1. Pussy Galore 2. Honey Ryder ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38688 "2015-10-21T19:03:38Z")
New category: Bond “girls” 1. Pussy Galore 2. Honey Ryder 3. Dr. Holly Goodhead ---
**Author:** ![Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/marvin_the_martian/32/2898_2.png) [@Marvin\_the\_Martian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marvin_the_Martian)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38689 "2015-10-21T19:11:57Z")
Bond “girls” 1. Pussy Galore 2. Honey Ryder 3. Dr. Holly Goodhead 4. Solitaire ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 7:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38690 "2015-10-21T19:18:11Z")
Bond “girls” 1. Pussy Galore 2. Honey Ryder 3. Dr. Holly Goodhead 4. Solitaire 5. Dr. Molly Warmflash ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38691 "2015-10-21T19:24:45Z")
Bond “girls” 1. Pussy Galore 2. Honey Ryder 3. Dr. Holly Goodhead 4. Solitaire 5. Dr. Molly Warmflash 6. Kissy Suzuki ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 7:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38692 "2015-10-21T19:26:22Z")
Bond “girls” 1. Pussy Galore 2. Honey Ryder 3. Dr. Holly Goodhead 4. Solitaire 5. Dr. Molly Warmflash 6. Kissy Suzuki 7. Wai Lin ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38693 "2015-10-21T19:39:28Z")
Bond “girls” 1. Pussy Galore 2. Honey Ryder 3. Dr. Holly Goodhead 4. Solitaire 5. Dr. Molly Warmflash 6. Kissy Suzuki 7. Wai Lin 8. Plenty O’Toole ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38694 "2015-10-21T20:14:51Z")
Bond “girls” 1. Pussy Galore 2. Honey Ryder 3. Dr. Holly Goodhead 4. Solitaire 5. Dr. Molly Warmflash 6. Kissy Suzuki 7. Wai Lin 8. Plenty O’Toole 9. Vesper Lynd ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38695 "2015-10-21T20:20:11Z")
Bond “girls” 1. Pussy Galore 2. Honey Ryder 3. Dr. Holly Goodhead 4. Solitaire 5. Dr. Molly Warmflash 6. Kissy Suzuki 7. Wai Lin 8. Plenty O’Toole 9. Vesper Lynd 10. Xenia Onatopp ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38696 "2015-10-21T20:25:18Z")
Bond “girls” 1. Pussy Galore 2. Honey Ryder 3. Dr. Holly Goodhead 4. Solitaire 5. Dr. Molly Warmflash 6. Kissy Suzuki 7. Wai Lin 8. Plenty O’Toole 9. Vesper Lynd 10. Xenia Onatopp 11. Jill Masterson R.I.P., Jill. Seeing you prone on the bed, covered in gold paint, made me feel in ways I rarely do about someone who is supposed to be dead. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38697 "2015-10-21T20:30:45Z")
Bond “girls” 1. Pussy Galore 2. Honey Ryder 3. Dr. Holly Goodhead 4. Solitaire 5. Dr. Molly Warmflash 6. Kissy Suzuki 7. Wai Lin 8. Plenty O’Toole 9. Vesper Lynd 10. Xenia Onatopp 11. Jill Masterson 12. Chew Mee ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38698 "2015-10-21T21:20:22Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > 1. Chew Mee OOG: I googled that one, ready to barge in and say “porn parodies not allowed,” only to be shocked that it was real. I mean, that’s a little on the nose, even from the franchise that brought us Pussy Galore. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38699 "2015-10-21T22:32:31Z")
Bond “girls” 1. Pussy Galore 2. Honey Ryder 3. Dr. Holly Goodhead 4. Solitaire 5. Dr. Molly Warmflash 6. Kissy Suzuki 7. Wai Lin 8. Plenty O’Toole 9. Vesper Lynd 10. Xenia Onatopp 11. Jill Masterson 12. Chew Mee 13. May Day Today being Back to the Future Day: if Back to the Future were real, name things that would really have shocked Marty McFly coming from 1985 to October 2015. 14. Tablets ---
**Author:** ![jtur88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e9c0ed/32.png) [@jtur88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jtur88)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38700 "2015-10-21T22:48:13Z")
Today being Back to the Future Day: if Back to the Future were real, name things that would really have shocked Marty McFly coming from 1985 to October 2015. 1. Tablets 2. Halloween season’s been going on for more than month already. ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38701 "2015-10-21T22:52:28Z")
Today being Back to the Future Day: if Back to the Future were real, name things that would really have shocked Marty McFly coming from 1985 to October 2015. 1. Tablets 2. Halloween season’s been going on for more than month already. 3. The Tesla and other electric vehicles ---
**Author:** ![Sampiro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/2acd7d/32.png) [@Sampiro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sampiro)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38702 "2015-10-21T22:56:51Z")
Today being Back to the Future Day: if Back to the Future were real, name things that would really have shocked Marty McFly coming from 1985 to October 2015. 1. Tablets 2. Halloween season’s been going on for more than month already. 3. The Tesla and other electric vehicles 4. The Internet ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2015, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38703 "2015-10-21T23:38:17Z")
Today being Back to the Future Day: if Back to the Future were real, name things that would really have shocked Marty McFly coming from 1985 to October 2015. 1. Tablets 2. Halloween season’s been going on for more than month already. 3. The Tesla and other electric vehicles 4. The Internet 5. The ubiquitous selfie [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1934) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1936)