# Bakers Dozen

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 1940

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 4:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38784 "2015-10-26T16:03:19Z")

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Top 13 rejected Halloween candy:

1. Razor blade flavored Slow Pokes
2. Carolina Reaper Red Hots
3. Candied Okra
4. Sour Patch Cthulus
5. Lick-Your-Itch Licorice Whips

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 4:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38785 "2015-10-26T16:06:32Z")

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Top 13 rejected Halloween candy:

1. Razor blade flavored Slow Pokes
2. Carolina Reaper Red Hots
3. Candied Okra
4. Sour Patch Cthulus
5. Lick-Your-Itch Licorice Whips
6. Candy marijuana joints

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38786 "2015-10-26T16:09:59Z")

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Top 13 rejected Halloween candy:

1. Razor blade flavored Slow Pokes
2. Carolina Reaper Red Hots
3. Candied Okra
4. Sour Patch Cthulus
5. Lick-Your-Itch Licorice Whips
6. Candy marijuana joints
7. Permanent dye jaw breakers. Now your tongue can stay blue for weeks!

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38787 "2015-10-26T16:17:16Z")

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Top 13 rejected Halloween candy:

1. Razor blade flavored Slow Pokes
2. Carolina Reaper Red Hots
3. Candied Okra
4. Sour Patch Cthulus
5. Lick-Your-Itch Licorice Whips
6. Candy marijuana joints
7. Permanent dye jaw breakers. Now your tongue can stay blue for weeks!
8. Candy Corn Liquor

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**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38788 "2015-10-26T16:28:33Z")

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Top 13 rejected Halloween candy:

1. Razor blade flavored Slow Pokes
2. Carolina Reaper Red Hots
3. Candied Okra
4. Sour Patch Cthulus
5. Lick-Your-Itch Licorice Whips
6. Candy marijuana joints
7. Permanent dye jaw breakers. Now your tongue can stay blue for weeks!
8. Candy Corn Liquor
9. One Musketeer

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 4:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38789 "2015-10-26T16:30:59Z")

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Top 13 rejected Halloween candy:

1. Razor blade flavored Slow Pokes
2. Carolina Reaper Red Hots
3. Candied Okra
4. Sour Patch Cthulus
5. Lick-Your-Itch Licorice Whips
6. Candy marijuana joints
7. Permanent dye jaw breakers. Now your tongue can stay blue for weeks!
8. Candy Corn Liquor
9. One Musketeer
10. Semen Flavored Peeps

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38790 "2015-10-26T18:51:09Z")

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Top 13 rejected Halloween candy:

1. Razor blade flavored Slow Pokes
2. Carolina Reaper Red Hots
3. Candied Okra
4. Sour Patch Cthulus
5. Lick-Your-Itch Licorice Whips
6. Candy marijuana joints
7. Permanent dye jaw breakers. Now your tongue can stay blue for weeks!
8. Candy Corn Liquor
9. One Musketeer
10. Semen Flavored Peeps
11. Caramel coated onions

I’ve heard people do this as a prank. The victim bites into it, thinking it’s an apple.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38791 "2015-10-26T21:49:31Z")

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Top 13 rejected Halloween candy:

1. Razor blade flavored Slow Pokes
2. Carolina Reaper Red Hots
3. Candied Okra
4. Sour Patch Cthulus
5. Lick-Your-Itch Licorice Whips
6. Candy marijuana joints
7. Permanent dye jaw breakers. Now your tongue can stay blue for weeks!
8. Candy Corn Liquor
9. One Musketeer
10. Semen Flavored Peeps
11. Caramel coated onions
12. Necco Cyanide Wafers

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38792 "2015-10-26T22:42:29Z")

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Top 13 rejected Halloween candy:

1. Razor blade flavored Slow Pokes
2. Carolina Reaper Red Hots
3. Candied Okra
4. Sour Patch Cthulus
5. Lick-Your-Itch Licorice Whips
6. Candy marijuana joints
7. Permanent dye jaw breakers. Now your tongue can stay blue for weeks!
8. Candy Corn Liquor
9. One Musketeer
10. Semen Flavored Peeps
11. Caramel coated onions
12. Necco Cyanide Wafers
13. Chocolate-flavored floss

Next: Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls

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**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38793 "2015-10-26T22:59:18Z")

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Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls
2. “This Irresistible Paris Original” from How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying

Sorry, was that lesser or _[Loesser](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frank_Loesser#Notable_songs)_? 😃 😃 😃

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2015, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38794 "2015-10-26T23:46:29Z")

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Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls
2. “This Irresistible Paris Original” from How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
3. “Very Soft Shoes” from Once Upon A Mattress

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**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38795 "2015-10-27T03:06:03Z")

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Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls
2. “This Irresistible Paris Original” from How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
3. “Very Soft Shoes” from Once Upon A Mattress
4. “Cool” from West Side Story  
Musically, that song is amazingly complex, especially compared to the pretty straightforward show tunes from the rest of the score.

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38796 "2015-10-27T12:26:31Z")

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Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls
2. “This Irresistible Paris Original” from How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
3. “Very Soft Shoes” from Once Upon A Mattress
4. “Cool” from West Side Story
5. “Far From the Home I Love” from _ **Fiddler on the Roof** _

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38797 "2015-10-27T12:55:49Z")

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Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls
2. “This Irresistible Paris Original” from How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
3. “Very Soft Shoes” from Once Upon A Mattress
4. “Cool” from West Side Story
5. “Far From the Home I Love” from Fiddler on the Roof
6. “The Seven Deadly Virtues” from Camelot

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38798 "2015-10-27T13:42:59Z")

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Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls
2. “This Irresistible Paris Original” from How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
3. “Very Soft Shoes” from Once Upon A Mattress
4. “Cool” from West Side Story
5. “Far From the Home I Love” from Fiddler on the Roof
6. “The Seven Deadly Virtues” from Camelot
7. “Peron’s Latest Flame” from Evita

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**Author:** ![Dendarii\_Dame](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bbce88/32.png) [@Dendarii\_Dame](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dendarii_Dame)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38799 "2015-10-27T14:15:58Z")

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Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls
2. “This Irresistible Paris Original” from How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
3. “Very Soft Shoes” from Once Upon A Mattress
4. “Cool” from West Side Story
5. “Far From the Home I Love” from Fiddler on the Roof
6. “The Seven Deadly Virtues” from Camelot
7. “Peron’s Latest Flame” from Evita
8. “Her Is” from The Pajama Game

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38800 "2015-10-27T14:23:53Z")

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Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls
2. “This Irresistible Paris Original” from How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
3. “Very Soft Shoes” from Once Upon A Mattress
4. “Cool” from West Side Story
5. “Far From the Home I Love” from Fiddler on the Roof
6. “The Seven Deadly Virtues” from Camelot
7. “Peron’s Latest Flame” from Evita
8. “Her Is” from The Pajama Game
9. “Kyle’s Mom’s A Bitch” from Southpark: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut

It doesn’t get the same love as “Blame Canada,” “Uncle F\*\*ka,” and “What Would Brian Boitano Do?” but it cracks me up the most.

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38801 "2015-10-27T14:29:21Z")

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Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls
2. “This Irresistible Paris Original” from How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
3. “Very Soft Shoes” from Once Upon A Mattress
4. “Cool” from West Side Story
5. “Far From the Home I Love” from Fiddler on the Roof
6. “The Seven Deadly Virtues” from Camelot
7. “Peron’s Latest Flame” from Evita
8. “Her Is” from The Pajama Game
9. “Kyle’s Mom’s A Bitch” from Southpark: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut
10. “Aldonza” from Man of La Mancha

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**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38802 "2015-10-27T14:53:33Z")

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Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls
2. “This Irresistible Paris Original” from How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
3. “Very Soft Shoes” from Once Upon A Mattress
4. “Cool” from West Side Story
5. “Far From the Home I Love” from Fiddler on the Roof
6. “The Seven Deadly Virtues” from Camelot
7. “Peron’s Latest Flame” from Evita
8. “Her Is” from The Pajama Game
9. “Kyle’s Mom’s A Bitch” from Southpark: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut
10. “Aldonza” from Man of La Mancha
11. “Gary, Indiana”- The Music Man

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38803 "2015-10-27T15:06:42Z")

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Lesser-known songs from famous musicals:

1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls
2. “This Irresistible Paris Original” from How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying
3. “Very Soft Shoes” from Once Upon A Mattress
4. “Cool” from West Side Story
5. “Far From the Home I Love” from Fiddler on the Roof
6. “The Seven Deadly Virtues” from Camelot
7. “Peron’s Latest Flame” from Evita
8. “Her Is” from The Pajama Game
9. “Kyle’s Mom’s A Bitch” from Southpark: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut
10. “Aldonza” from Man of La Mancha
11. “Gary, Indiana”- The Music Man
12. “I’m an Ordinary Man” from My Fair Lady

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