# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1941
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38804 "2015-10-27T16:15:12Z")
Lesser-known songs from famous musicals: 1. “Follow the Fold” from Guys and Dolls 2. “This Irresistible Paris Original” from How To Succeed in Business Without Really Trying 3. “Very Soft Shoes” from Once Upon A Mattress 4. “Cool” from West Side Story 5. “Far From the Home I Love” from Fiddler on the Roof 6. “The Seven Deadly Virtues” from Camelot 7. “Peron’s Latest Flame” from Evita 8. “Her Is” from The Pajama Game 9. “Kyle’s Mom’s A Bitch” from Southpark: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut 10. “Aldonza” from Man of La Mancha 11. “Gary, Indiana”- The Music Man 12. “I’m an Ordinary Man” from My Fair Lady 13. "“Mr. Mistoffelees” from CATS Next up: Non-religious songs that mention Jesus 1. They Ain’t Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore - Kinky Friedman ---
**Author:** ![NDP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ndp/32/55_2.png) [@NDP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NDP)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38805 "2015-10-27T17:21:26Z")
Non-religious songs that mention Jesus 1. They Ain’t Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore - Kinky Friedman 2. Jesus Just Left Chicago - ZZ Top ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38806 "2015-10-27T17:25:04Z")
Non-religious songs that mention Jesus 1. They Ain’t Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore - Kinky Friedman 2. Jesus Just Left Chicago - ZZ Top 3. The Law is For Protection of the People - Kris Kristopherson ---
**Author:** ![Eutychus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Eutychus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eutychus)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 5:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38807 "2015-10-27T17:26:26Z")
Non-religious songs that mention Jesus 1. They Ain’t Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore - Kinky Friedman 2. Jesus Just Left Chicago - ZZ Top 3. The Law is For Protection of the People - Kris Kristopherson 4. Levon - Elton John ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38808 "2015-10-27T17:27:55Z")
Non-religious songs that mention Jesus 1. They Ain’t Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore - Kinky Friedman 2. Jesus Just Left Chicago - ZZ Top 3. The Law is For Protection of the People - Kris Kristopherson 4. Levon - Elton John 5. One Toke Over the Line - Brewer and Shipley ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 5:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38809 "2015-10-27T17:28:04Z")
Non-religious songs that mention Jesus 1. They Ain’t Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore - Kinky Friedman 2. Jesus Just Left Chicago - ZZ Top 3. The Law is For Protection of the People - Kris Kristopherson 4. Levon - Elton John 5. One Toke Over the Line - Brewer and Shipley 6. Personal Jesus – Depeche Mode ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38810 "2015-10-27T17:54:19Z")
Non-religious songs that mention Jesus Non-religious songs that mention Jesus 1. They Ain’t Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore - Kinky Friedman 2. Jesus Just Left Chicago - ZZ Top 3. The Law is For Protection of the People - Kris Kristopherson 4. Levon - Elton John 5. One Toke Over the Line - Brewer and Shipley 6. Personal Jesus – Depeche Mode 7. Jesus Built My Hot Rod - Ministry feat. Gibby Haynes ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38811 "2015-10-27T18:13:55Z")
Non-religious songs that mention Jesus 1. They Ain’t Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore - Kinky Friedman 2. Jesus Just Left Chicago - ZZ Top 3. The Law is For Protection of the People - Kris Kristopherson 4. Levon - Elton John 5. One Toke Over the Line - Brewer and Shipley 6. Personal Jesus – Depeche Mode 7. Jesus Built My Hot Rod - Ministry feat. Gibby Haynes 8. Jesus is Just Alright - Doobie Brothers ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38812 "2015-10-27T18:28:16Z")
Non-religious songs that mention Jesus 1. They Ain’t Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore - Kinky Friedman 2. Jesus Just Left Chicago - ZZ Top 3. The Law is For Protection of the People - Kris Kristopherson 4. Levon - Elton John 5. One Toke Over the Line - Brewer and Shipley 6. Personal Jesus – Depeche Mode 7. Jesus Built My Hot Rod - Ministry feat. Gibby Haynes 8. Jesus is Just Alright - Doobie Brothers 9. Jesus Saves - Slayer ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38813 "2015-10-27T18:34:14Z")
Non-religious songs that mention Jesus 1. They Ain’t Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore - Kinky Friedman 2. Jesus Just Left Chicago - ZZ Top 3. The Law is For Protection of the People - Kris Kristopherson 4. Levon - Elton John 5. One Toke Over the Line - Brewer and Shipley 6. Personal Jesus – Depeche Mode 7. Jesus Built My Hot Rod - Ministry feat. Gibby Haynes 8. Jesus is Just Alright - Doobie Brothers 9. Jesus Saves - Slayer 10. Plastic Jesus - The Goldcoast Singers, et alia ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38814 "2015-10-27T18:40:57Z")
Non-religious songs that mention Jesus 1. They Ain’t Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore - Kinky Friedman 2. Jesus Just Left Chicago - ZZ Top 3. The Law is For Protection of the People - Kris Kristopherson 4. Levon - Elton John 5. One Toke Over the Line - Brewer and Shipley 6. Personal Jesus – Depeche Mode 7. Jesus Built My Hot Rod - Ministry feat. Gibby Haynes 8. Jesus is Just Alright - Doobie Brothers 9. Jesus Saves - Slayer 10. Plastic Jesus - The Goldcoast Singers, et alia 11. Schism - Tool ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38815 "2015-10-27T19:32:33Z")
Non-religious songs that mention Jesus 1. They Ain’t Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore - Kinky Friedman 2. Jesus Just Left Chicago - ZZ Top 3. The Law is For Protection of the People - Kris Kristopherson 4. Levon - Elton John 5. One Toke Over the Line - Brewer and Shipley 6. Personal Jesus – Depeche Mode 7. Jesus Built My Hot Rod - Ministry feat. Gibby Haynes 8. Jesus is Just Alright - Doobie Brothers 9. Jesus Saves - Slayer 10. Plastic Jesus - The Goldcoast Singers, et alia 11. Schism - Tool 12. Sympathy for the Devil – Rolling Stones ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38816 "2015-10-27T22:02:39Z")
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**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38817 "2015-10-27T22:03:43Z")
Non-religious songs that mention Jesus 1. They Ain’t Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore - Kinky Friedman 2. Jesus Just Left Chicago - ZZ Top 3. The Law is For Protection of the People - Kris Kristopherson 4. Levon - Elton John 5. One Toke Over the Line - Brewer and Shipley 6. Personal Jesus – Depeche Mode 7. Jesus Built My Hot Rod - Ministry feat. Gibby Haynes 8. Jesus is Just Alright - Doobie Brothers 9. Jesus Saves - Slayer 10. Plastic Jesus - The Goldcoast Singers, et alia 11. Schism - Tool 12. Sympathy for the Devil – Rolling Stones 13. Spirit in the Sky - Norman Greenbaum New: Scariest moment in your life (Intense _sudden_ , ranging from the most effective “boo” or prank to “oh Christ, I could die this very moment and I’m about to or actually losing it.”) 1. Tie: in summer camp age 7 when the older kids and counselors had us watch “Psycho”; in target range, hearing first wave of Scud attack, Gulf War 2. When my 1 year old son (who’d just started running for the first time) fell and cut his head on our coffee table. He wasn’t hurt seriously, as it turned out, but he bled so profusely that I was in a blind panic as I drove him to the ER. ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38818 "2015-10-27T22:06:08Z")
Scariest moment in your life (Intense _sudden_ , ranging from the most effective “boo” or prank to “oh Christ, I could die this very moment and I’m about to or actually losing it.”) 1. Tie: in summer camp age 7 when the older kids and counselors had us watch “Psycho”; in target range, hearing first wave of Scud attack, Gulf War 2. When my 1 year old son (who’d just started running for the first time) fell and cut his head on our coffee table. He wasn’t hurt seriously, as it turned out, but he bled so profusely that I was in a blind panic as I drove him to the ER. 3. When my father died leaving me and my two sisters orphans. I was 18. ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [October 27, 2015, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38819 "2015-10-27T23:41:13Z")
Scariest moment in your life (Intense _sudden_ , ranging from the most effective “boo” or prank to “oh Christ, I could die this very moment and I’m about to or actually losing it.”) 1. Tie: in summer camp age 7 when the older kids and counselors had us watch “Psycho”; in target range, hearing first wave of Scud attack, Gulf War 2. When my 1 year old son (who’d just started running for the first time) fell and cut his head on our coffee table. He wasn’t hurt seriously, as it turned out, but he bled so profusely that I was in a blind panic as I drove him to the ER. 3. When my father died leaving me and my two sisters orphans. I was 18. 4. 1990 on a flight from Albuquerque to LA with a stop on Tuscon. The first leg of the flight we met a thunderstorm head on - terrifying turbulence. I gripped the armrest so tightly, I nearly pulled it loose from its bolts. ---
**Author:** ![Nelson\_Pike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Nelson\_Pike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nelson_Pike)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2015, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38820 "2015-10-28T02:24:15Z")
Scariest moment in your life (Intense _sudden_ , ranging from the most effective “boo” or prank to “oh Christ, I could die this very moment and I’m about to or actually losing it.”) 1. Tie: in summer camp age 7 when the older kids and counselors had us watch “Psycho”; in target range, hearing first wave of Scud attack, Gulf War 2. When my 1 year old son (who’d just started running for the first time) fell and cut his head on our coffee table. He wasn’t hurt seriously, as it turned out, but he bled so profusely that I was in a blind panic as I drove him to the ER. 3. When my father died leaving me and my two sisters orphans. I was 18. 4. 1990 on a flight from Albuquerque to LA with a stop on Tuscon. The first leg of the flight we met a thunderstorm head on - terrifying turbulence. I gripped the armrest so tightly, I nearly pulled it loose from its bolts. 5. A plane I was on aborted a landing and peeled off to one side with its wings nearly perpendicular to the ground. I though I was going to die. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2015, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38821 "2015-10-28T03:12:15Z")
Scariest moment in your life (Intense _sudden_ , ranging from the most effective “boo” or prank to “oh Christ, I could die this very moment and I’m about to or actually losing it.”) 1. Tie: in summer camp age 7 when the older kids and counselors had us watch “Psycho”; in target range, hearing first wave of Scud attack, Gulf War 2. When my 1 year old son (who’d just started running for the first time) fell and cut his head on our coffee table. He wasn’t hurt seriously, as it turned out, but he bled so profusely that I was in a blind panic as I drove him to the ER. 3. When my father died leaving me and my two sisters orphans. I was 18. 4. 1990 on a flight from Albuquerque to LA with a stop on Tuscon. The first leg of the flight we met a thunderstorm head on - terrifying turbulence. I gripped the armrest so tightly, I nearly pulled it loose from its bolts. 5. A plane I was on aborted a landing and peeled off to one side with its wings nearly perpendicular to the ground. I though I was going to die. 6. Being caught in a rip tide and nearly dying while swimming with my two sons off the North Carolina coast. ---
**Author:** ![Sparky812](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eb9ed0/32.png) [@Sparky812](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sparky812)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2015, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38822 "2015-10-28T12:05:18Z")
Scariest moment in your life (Intense _sudden_ , ranging from the most effective “boo” or prank to “oh Christ, I could die this very moment and I’m about to or actually losing it.”) 1. Tie: in summer camp age 7 when the older kids and counselors had us watch “Psycho”; in target range, hearing first wave of Scud attack, Gulf War 2. When my 1 year old son (who’d just started running for the first time) fell and cut his head on our coffee table. He wasn’t hurt seriously, as it turned out, but he bled so profusely that I was in a blind panic as I drove him to the ER. 3. When my father died leaving me and my two sisters orphans. I was 18. 4. 1990 on a flight from Albuquerque to LA with a stop on Tuscon. The first leg of the flight we met a thunderstorm head on - terrifying turbulence. I gripped the armrest so tightly, I nearly pulled it loose from its bolts. 5. A plane I was on aborted a landing and peeled off to one side with its wings nearly perpendicular to the ground. I though I was going to die. 6. Being caught in a rip tide and nearly dying while swimming with my two sons off the North Carolina coast. 7. Hit a patch of ice on an S-curve, lost control of my car and hit a truck head-on. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [October 28, 2015, 12:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38823 "2015-10-28T12:13:56Z")
Scariest moment in your life (Intense _sudden_ , ranging from the most effective “boo” or prank to “oh Christ, I could die this very moment and I’m about to or actually losing it.”) 1. Tie: in summer camp age 7 when the older kids and counselors had us watch “Psycho”; in target range, hearing first wave of Scud attack, Gulf War 2. When my 1 year old son (who’d just started running for the first time) fell and cut his head on our coffee table. He wasn’t hurt seriously, as it turned out, but he bled so profusely that I was in a blind panic as I drove him to the ER. 3. When my father died leaving me and my two sisters orphans. I was 18. 4. 1990 on a flight from Albuquerque to LA with a stop on Tuscon. The first leg of the flight we met a thunderstorm head on - terrifying turbulence. I gripped the armrest so tightly, I nearly pulled it loose from its bolts. 5. A plane I was on aborted a landing and peeled off to one side with its wings nearly perpendicular to the ground. I though I was going to die. 6. Being caught in a rip tide and nearly dying while swimming with my two sons off the North Carolina coast. 7. Hit a patch of ice on an S-curve, lost control of my car and hit a truck head-on. 8. Ex-wife rolled her car on dark freeway, 6yo son thrown from vehicle, fractured skull…I lived 1500 miles away and the soonest flight was 18 hours later. Longest day of my life. Also, where’s **Scylla** when we need him? [If ever there was a category tailor-made for a particular member…](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=160851) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1940) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1942)