# Bakers Dozen **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [August 4, 2010, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173 "2010-08-04T17:56:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1949
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38964 "2015-11-02T19:59:48Z")
Songs with “Sex” or “Drugs” in the title 1. I Want a New Drug - Huey Lewis & the News 2. The Perfect Drug - Nine Inch Nails 3. I Want your Sex - George Michael 4. Let’s Talk About Sex - Salt n’ Pepa 5. Let’s Put the X in Sex - KISS 6. I Don’t Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me) - Marilyn Manson 7. Every Human’s Gotta Have Sex - The Mentors 8. Drug Me - Dead Kennedys 9. Workin’ on a Sex Farm - Spinal Tap 10. Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll - Ian Dury and the Blockheads (Missed out on the R&R category with this song but it works for this cat. as well, unless the first ‘&’ disqualifies it.) 11. Sexcrime (1984) - Eurhythmics ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38965 "2015-11-02T20:16:02Z")
Songs with “Sex” or “Drugs” in the title 1. I Want a New Drug - Huey Lewis & the News 2. The Perfect Drug - Nine Inch Nails 3. I Want your Sex - George Michael 4. Let’s Talk About Sex - Salt n’ Pepa 5. Let’s Put the X in Sex - KISS 6. I Don’t Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me) - Marilyn Manson 7. Every Human’s Gotta Have Sex - The Mentors 8. Drug Me - Dead Kennedys 9. Workin’ on a Sex Farm - Spinal Tap 10. Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll - Ian Dury and the Blockheads (Missed out on the R&R category with this song but it works for this cat. as well, unless the first ‘&’ disqualifies it.) 11. Sexcrime (1984) - Eurhythmics 12. Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Machine - James Brown Kudos to **Thin Ice** ; that was going to be my pick ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 8:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38966 "2015-11-02T20:28:59Z")
Songs with “Sex” or “Drugs” in the title 1. I Want a New Drug - Huey Lewis & the News 2. The Perfect Drug - Nine Inch Nails 3. I Want your Sex - George Michael 4. Let’s Talk About Sex - Salt n’ Pepa 5. Let’s Put the X in Sex - KISS 6. I Don’t Like The Drugs (But The Drugs Like Me) - Marilyn Manson 7. Every Human’s Gotta Have Sex - The Mentors 8. Drug Me - Dead Kennedys 9. Workin’ on a Sex Farm - Spinal Tap 10. Sex & Drugs & Rock & Roll - Ian Dury and the Blockheads (Missed out on the R&R category with this song but it works for this cat. as well, unless the first ‘&’ disqualifies it.) 11. Sexcrime (1984) - Eurhythmics 12. Get Up (I Feel Like Being a) Sex Machine - James Brown 13. I Want To Sex You Up - Color Me Badd Next: Mama Weer All Crazee Now (AKA let’s help musicians with their spelling and grammar!) 1. “Who Made Whom,” the title track to AC/DC’s 1980 album ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38967 "2015-11-02T20:36:29Z")
Next: Mama Weer All Crazee Now (AKA let’s help musicians with their spelling and grammar!) 1. “Who Made Whom,” the title track to AC/DC’s 1980 album 2. “Julio and I Down by the Schoolyard” - Paul Simon ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38968 "2015-11-02T20:50:34Z")
Mama Weer All Crazee Now (AKA let’s help musicians with their spelling and grammar!) 1. “Who Made Whom,” the title track to AC/DC’s 1980 album 2. “Julio and I Down by the Schoolyard” - Paul Simon 3. “I Cannot Seem To Get Any Amount Of Satisfaction, Whatsoever.” - Rolling Stones ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38969 "2015-11-02T20:52:01Z")
Mama Weer All Crazee Now (AKA let’s help musicians with their spelling and grammar!) 1. “Who Made Whom,” the title track to AC/DC’s 1980 album 2. “Julio and I Down by the Schoolyard” - Paul Simon 3. “I Cannot Seem To Get Any Amount Of Satisfaction, Whatsoever.” - Rolling Stones 4. “I need a lover who won’t drive me crazy” - John Mellencamp ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38970 "2015-11-02T20:57:19Z")
OOG: I just barely realized the real refrain to that Mellencamp song. For thirty years I’ve been singing it “I need a lover who won’t drive me crazy,” because my brain apparently has an autocorrect feature. :smack: 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38971 "2015-11-02T21:10:55Z")
Mama Weer All Crazee Now (AKA let’s help musicians with their spelling and grammar!) 1. “Who Made Whom,” the title track to AC/DC’s 1980 album 2. “Julio and I Down by the Schoolyard” - Paul Simon 3. “I Cannot Seem To Get Any Amount Of Satisfaction, Whatsoever.” - Rolling Stones 4. “I need a lover who won’t drive me crazy” - John Mellencamp 5. “There’s No Sunshine When She’s Gone” - Bill Withers ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38972 "2015-11-02T21:27:26Z")
Mama Weer All Crazee Now (AKA let’s help musicians with their spelling and grammar!) 1. “Who Made Whom,” the title track to AC/DC’s 1980 album 2. “Julio and I Down by the Schoolyard” - Paul Simon 3. “I Cannot Seem To Get Any Amount Of Satisfaction, Whatsoever.” - Rolling Stones 4. “I need a lover who won’t drive me crazy” - John Mellencamp 5. “There’s No Sunshine When She’s Gone” - Bill Withers 6. “He’s Not Heavy, He’s My Brother” - The Hollies ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38973 "2015-11-02T21:42:21Z")
Mama Weer All Crazee Now (AKA let’s help musicians with their spelling and grammar!) 1. “Who Made Whom,” the title track to AC/DC’s 1980 album 2. “Julio and I Down by the Schoolyard” - Paul Simon 3. “I Cannot Seem To Get Any Amount Of Satisfaction, Whatsoever.” - Rolling Stones 4. “I need a lover who won’t drive me crazy” - John Mellencamp 5. “There’s No Sunshine When She’s Gone” - Bill Withers 6. “He’s Not Heavy, He’s My Brother” - The Hollies 7. “I’m Not Too Proud to Beg” - The Temptations ---
**Author:** ![Nonsuch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/nonsuch/32/2922_2.png) [@Nonsuch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nonsuch)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38974 "2015-11-02T21:45:50Z")
Mama Weer All Crazee Now (AKA let’s help musicians with their spelling and grammar!) 1. “Who Made Whom,” the title track to AC/DC’s 1980 album 2. “Julio and I Down by the Schoolyard” - Paul Simon 3. “I Cannot Seem To Get Any Amount Of Satisfaction, Whatsoever.” - Rolling Stones 4. “I need a lover who won’t drive me crazy” - John Mellencamp 5. “There’s No Sunshine When She’s Gone” - Bill Withers 6. “He’s Not Heavy, He’s My Brother” - The Hollies 7. “I’m Not Too Proud to Beg” - The Temptations 8. “I Don’t Want Anybody to Give Me Anything,” James Brown My second James Brown entry today! ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38975 "2015-11-02T21:48:52Z")
Mama Weer All Crazee Now (AKA let’s help musicians with their spelling and grammar!) 1. “Who Made Whom,” the title track to AC/DC’s 1980 album 2. “Julio and I Down by the Schoolyard” - Paul Simon 3. “I Cannot Seem To Get Any Amount Of Satisfaction, Whatsoever.” - Rolling Stones 4. “I need a lover who won’t drive me crazy” - John Mellencamp 5. “There’s No Sunshine When She’s Gone” - Bill Withers 6. “He’s Not Heavy, He’s My Brother” - The Hollies 7. “I’m Not Too Proud to Beg” - The Temptations 8. “I Don’t Want Anybody to Give Me Anything,” James Brown 9. “I’m So Horny,” Too Live Crew ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38976 "2015-11-02T22:01:46Z")
Mama Weer All Crazee Now (AKA let’s help musicians with their spelling and grammar!) 1. “Who Made Whom,” the title track to AC/DC’s 1980 album 2. “Julio and I Down by the Schoolyard” - Paul Simon 3. “I Cannot Seem To Get Any Amount Of Satisfaction, Whatsoever.” - Rolling Stones 4. “I need a lover who won’t drive me crazy” - John Mellencamp 5. “There’s No Sunshine When She’s Gone” - Bill Withers 6. “He’s Not Heavy, He’s My Brother” - The Hollies 7. “I’m Not Too Proud to Beg” - The Temptations 8. “I Don’t Want Anybody to Give Me Anything,” James Brown 9. “I’m So Horny,” Too Live Crew 10. “You Have Not Seen Anything Very Impressive, At This Point in Time” - Bachman-Turner Overdrive ---
**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2015, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38977 "2015-11-02T22:06:48Z")
Mama Weer All Crazee Now (AKA let’s help musicians with their spelling and grammar!) 1. “Who Made Whom,” the title track to AC/DC’s 1980 album 2. “Julio and I Down by the Schoolyard” - Paul Simon 3. “I Cannot Seem To Get Any Amount Of Satisfaction, Whatsoever.” - Rolling Stones 4. “I need a lover who won’t drive me crazy” - John Mellencamp 5. “There’s No Sunshine When She’s Gone” - Bill Withers 6. “He’s Not Heavy, He’s My Brother” - The Hollies 7. “I’m Not Too Proud to Beg” - The Temptations 8. “I Don’t Want Anybody to Give Me Anything,” James Brown 9. “I’m So Horny,” Too Live Crew 10. “You Have Not Seen Anything Very Impressive, At This Point in Time” - Bachman-Turner Overdrive 11. “Come on, Feel the Noise” - Quiet Riot ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2015, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38978 "2015-11-03T00:13:18Z")
Mama Weer All Crazee Now (AKA let’s help musicians with their spelling and grammar!) 1. “Who Made Whom,” the title track to AC/DC’s 1980 album 2. “Julio and I Down by the Schoolyard” - Paul Simon 3. “I Cannot Seem To Get Any Amount Of Satisfaction, Whatsoever.” - Rolling Stones 4. “I need a lover who won’t drive me crazy” - John Mellencamp 5. “There’s No Sunshine When She’s Gone” - Bill Withers 6. “He’s Not Heavy, He’s My Brother” - The Hollies 7. “I’m Not Too Proud to Beg” - The Temptations 8. “I Don’t Want Anybody to Give Me Anything,” James Brown 9. “I’m So Horny,” Too Live Crew 10. “You Have Not Seen Anything Very Impressive, At This Point in Time” - Bachman-Turner Overdrive 11. “Come on, Feel the Noise” - Quiet Riot 12. “I Do Not Have Anybody” - Louis Prima ---
**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2015, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38979 "2015-11-03T00:38:34Z")
Mama Weer All Crazee Now (AKA let’s help musicians with their spelling and grammar!) 1. “Who Made Whom,” the title track to AC/DC’s 1980 album 2. “Julio and I Down by the Schoolyard” - Paul Simon 3. “I Cannot Seem To Get Any Amount Of Satisfaction, Whatsoever.” - Rolling Stones 4. “I need a lover who won’t drive me crazy” - John Mellencamp 5. “There’s No Sunshine When She’s Gone” - Bill Withers 6. “He’s Not Heavy, He’s My Brother” - The Hollies 7. “I’m Not Too Proud to Beg” - The Temptations 8. “I Don’t Want Anybody to Give Me Anything,” James Brown 9. “I’m So Horny,” Too Live Crew 10. “You Have Not Seen Anything Very Impressive, At This Point in Time” - Bachman-Turner Overdrive 11. “Come on, Feel the Noise” - Quiet Riot 12. “I Do Not Have Anybody” - Louis Prima 13. “Nothing Compares To You.” Sinead O’Connor Songs with cats or dogs mentioned in the lyrics 1. Our House (with two cats in the yard…) ---
**Author:** ![Nelson\_Pike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Nelson\_Pike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nelson_Pike)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2015, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38980 "2015-11-03T00:47:53Z")
Songs with cats or dogs mentioned in the lyrics 1. Our House (with two cats in the yard…) 2. Hound Dog ---
**Author:** ![buddha\_david](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ee7513/32.png) [@buddha\_david](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buddha_david)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2015, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38981 "2015-11-03T00:54:08Z")
Songs with cats or dogs mentioned in the lyrics 1. Our House (with two cats in the yard…) 2. Hound Dog 3. “Bitch” by the Rolling Stones (“I salivate like a Pavlov dog…”) ---
**Author:** ![burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/burpo_the_wonder_mutt/32/365_2.png) [@burpo\_the\_wonder\_mutt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/burpo_the_wonder_mutt)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2015, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38982 "2015-11-03T00:59:08Z")
Songs with cats or dogs mentioned in the lyrics 1. Our House (with two cats in the yard…) 2. Hound Dog 3. “Bitch” by the Rolling Stones (“I salivate like a Pavlov dog…”) 4. “Cat’s in the Cradle” ---
**Author:** ![anyrose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/54ee81/32.png) [@anyrose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anyrose)\ **Post date:** [November 3, 2015, 1:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173/38983 "2015-11-03T01:58:19Z")
Songs with cats or dogs mentioned in the lyrics 1. Our House (with two cats in the yard…) 2. Hound Dog 3. “Bitch” by the Rolling Stones (“I salivate like a Pavlov dog…”) 4. “Cat’s in the Cradle” 5. What’s New, Pussycat? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1948) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/bakers-dozen/549173.md?page=1950)